Six Million Dollar Man / Bionic Woman - Kill Oscar 2009 : Retooled/Enhanced (Sample Clip 4)

[AssassinsCreedPro1]

what the fuck am i watching?

[str8out]

Too cheese. Who'd go all the way to make a full like human body, just to leave only the face transparent. Oh well, looks like the 70s, what can we expect lol.

[iraas7866]

To fake

[will849059]

@iraas7866 Oh reaaaaaaallllllllllyy?

[iraas7866]

Fake

[biiber]

peinlich

[utarevoide]

holy shitstain this is creepy

[bnmhr]

can you f**k? what? can you f**k? no class gets up and leaves

[LIFEhereIShell]

it looks so real hahahah

[gaberamirez13]

Fucking creepy

[vitoduval]

A local SF nickname, exotic dancers at Mitchell Brother o'farrel theater (MBOT) are called fembots

[gymer15]

could be "shocking" if you unload on her face

[maxinpains]

reminded me of Nicole Kidman...

[alfieaubrey1]

I WOULD DROP THAT MOTHER FUCKER IF I SAW IT

[captainumbnuts3]

Margaret Thatcher

[Sherpaful]

i'd still fuck it if it has a pussy

[ItchyGoomie]

She's a butterface

[TheAaron404]

this reminds me of the fembots from austin powers... if only she had machine guns comeing out of her nipples she would REALY be a fembot...

[youraverageuser]

yeah they were creepy!

[LaconnerLoL]

YOUR FACE GOD DAMMIT!

[Edgar53201]

....jesus!!!!!!!!!!! ah fucking face>:O

[TryTheRedPill]

Agreed!

I remember how I nearly shit my little pants when Steve Austin knocked the face off one of them. Ugly and scary as hell!

[nimm2toffifee]

fart at 0:55 ???

[TheLOVEROFANDOMSTUFF]

the robo: makeup 

[LAnonHubbard]

This is hilarious!

[INTIMEFILMPRODUCTION]

those fembot things used to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid :-()

[ShazamVanBane]

imagine that as your wife

[SidJustice1]

The Fembot's face is still a conversation piece. Unforgettable stuff.

[videozfann]

@SidJustice1 Dont forget the very first robot that lost its face John Saxon!

[Jrd8436]

Weather channel robot

[Labzo441]

Lol speaker mouth

[Dodger2204]

I watched this show religiously as a kid, and I really liked it. But I have to say the look of those fembots without their faces really scared me.

[tall32guy]

@Dodger2204 They scared Jamie too! Watch the part where they attack her at her apt. :)

[porkyminch01]

@Dodger2204 well people whit their faces ripped off will do as well, maybe more because they will be all squishy and bloody, as seen on blodshows(dot)com

[beybattler1]

@Dodger2204 Wow really? I'm scared of human pinheads when i was a kid i was so scared of them =(

[NZ1967]

Those fembots used to really freak me out when I was a kid.

[alexsboard]

gaaaay!!



[jsmythib]

lil 8 ohm speaker must sound terrible :)

[philaman1972]

This is so cheesy and over-the-top but you know what, it's better than all that reality TV crap.

[moonspots01]

Is that John Holmes?

[SUNNYRAINWIND]

Heard of this show. Willing to watch it now because I am in my 20s and was not around for it.

[jeapiat]

Great show

[starbase121]

Those Fembots scared the crap out of me when I was kid. But love this espisode!

[BiggerThinking1]

@starbase121 still surprisingly freaky actually - im surprised!

[SacredSocietyAP]

Cheap speaker mouth vs. Poke = STFU You lose.

[markw605063]

sort that mustache out mr austin LOL!!!!

[sequence130]

A speaker for a mouth? Maybe the artist had a nagging wife

[paolagzzgzz]

I remember the first time I saw this tv show... give me nightmares ! haha... those robots with no face

[TheSteelersrock1010]

@paolagzzgzz when i was a kid and i saw the robots with no face i would hide my eyes ...then i got older and did a little home work on how it was done to find out the robot face was a mask the actor or stunt person was wearing...i cant believe i was scared of that ...and if you watch the fembots in las vegas when the robots have no face you can tell where the actors real face is being covered up by the mask ...still like the show but i can't believe i was fooled by a mask as a kid

[cha5]

Those Fembots and Maskatron type robots always gave me the creeps in this series, when I was a kid.

[rizehk1]

Thumb up if you can hear Mr.Burns.

[ghostrecon755]

weird as shit.

[allusernamestaken3]

Im not a 100% certain I wouldnt hit that robot in a pinch...

[hagenar]

I'm pretty sure that's the same speaker as in my answering machine.

[theknightlynews]

1:17, classic Steve Austin chest hair shot.

[4dales]

She was truly a babe then. Very underrated one I would add.

[DavidDietzII]

Hate Bio-dudes lil mooshtahsh!

[wicky1]

This is bad. This is like Plan 9 bad.

[22centman36]

@wicky1 not for 1976. In 76 thse wer super advanced special effects.

[bookwormbandit]

This totally real. This really happened.

[vapourmile]

Sinister. It's worth remembering the context of programs like these since robotics was just reaching the public imagination. You could think of it as like the genetic engineering debate of it's day with many paranoid stories of what could happen if we unleash something we don't fully understand. Programs like this do put into context what an utter work of fantasy most people's paranoia really is. Luckily, it gave us great entertainment like this.

[visor109]

0:16..."West World"?

[SPICESMUGGLER71]

When I was little, I was scared to death of the fembots and bigfoot on this show. Couldn't watch those episodes alone.

[MasterJediDude]

That's not the regular Steve Austin. That is "El Hombre Nuclear" -- the Spanish version of Steve Austin. You'll note the mustache. ;)

[billjoe39]

RIP Corinne Comacho ( Lynda Wilson )

[Brinah]

oy, that face creeped me out as a kid!

[lifeson46]

bionic PORNSTACHE

[Xmus44]

ROFLOL I wouldnt be afraid of a thing looking that stupid, even if it sed "im going to kill you" XD

[THEEND123321]

bionic sex!

[gaykid80]

While you guys fantasize about the fembots... I'm enjoying Lee Majors' hotness in this vid!! man he was sexy!!!!!!!!!

[cjs33139]

oh man, Lee Majors was hot back then! Every gay teen in the 70s drooled over him, including me. LOL Now I see why Carson Kressley almost passed out when Oprah surprised him with a visit from Majors on her show a few months ago. Most gay teens in the 70s had a crush on Lee. I wish they could bring back track and jump suits, lol

[tymbershade]

Steve Austin's got a 70s porn mustache going on.

[aggienostic]

WTF?! Those zoomijns were enough to reawaken the childish I had when I was a child... but this hillarious... Lee Majors has this look like maybe someone farted.., it's that campy! LOL

[arcyfatale]

trip.

[hounddog39]

Very scary!!

[Captmiloman]

Austin Powers would've been loving this. Fembots? Yeah, baby, yeah!!!

[pnyc1969]

I never understood this scene. Why would they leave that dangerous robot unattended? They knew the fembots were controlled remotely by Dr. Franklin. There was no telling what they could have done to the people in the hospital.

[TheSteelersrock1010]

@pnyc1969 i think they left it unattended cause they thought it wasn't working ...i just bought season 2 on DVD and this is on there and in this scene Steve ask Dr Wells what happen to that fembot and Dr .Wells said don't know it just shut down .. so they thought it was no threat then Dr. Franklin got it remotely back up and they like wtf ..but thats how it happen and i think thats why they left it unattended

[pnyc1969]

@TheSteelersrock1010 Sounds reasonable to me. I bought my Season 2 set yesterday and plan to spend tonight watching it. I think I'll leave the fembots for a special occasion and just watch a few of my quirky faves tonight: "In the Corner, Jaime Sommers", "Black Magic" and "Sister Jaime" probably!

[eugvh18]

i have a fembot 7"inch doll still in box

[lem0n2lime]

That voice sounds like Mr. Burns on The Simpsons.

[racefan32]

@lem0n2lime I think it's Donald Pleasence, (Halloween).

[MasterJediDude]

@lem0n2lime That's John Houseman.

[GNeuman]

@lem0n2lime It's that old Professor out of the law student series, The Paper Chase, John Houseman

[Todd1971]

@lem0n2lime  Release The Hounds !!!

[Shakeshack78]

@lem0n2lime The voice is John Houseman..............look it up!

[SidJustice1]

@lem0n2lime - Long before there was "Mr. Burns" there was the distinctive voice of John Houseman. RIP

[uselessman73]

So...... he's behind hurricane katrina.

[Wayneman117]

as a kid...I loved this show...but now,alil cheesy

[AgentScooterX]

@Wayneman117 IMO it's still more superior than that awful clitched Bionic Woman re-imagining/remake that came out in 2007 by the no-talent hack David Eick.

[223trailblazer]

@AgentScooterX ...... Hey man, I totally agree!

[valleydude4u]

@Wayneman117 Are you nuts? You may think its cheezy because of the 70's look and feel but these are way more imaginative, creative, and fun than anything they are producing these days. Perhaps you need some CHEEZY CGI to keep you entertained???

[meeces13]

@Wayneman117 are you living up to the bright charming child you were as a kid?

[Dreambro1]

@Wayneman117 No more cheesier than the shows they got on now. lol

[furryfriend43]

the actress who played Lynda Wilson in 0:25-0:32 died recently - I never knew - how sad... :*-(

[furryfriend43]

steve austin with facial hair....wooofs!

[tacomonster98]

AAAAAAHH!!!

[TheSteelersrock1010]

@tacomonster98 it scare me 2 as a kid now i laugh at it cause its so fake i even know now how it was done all that was when you could see the wires in stuff in the face it was just a mask the actor or stunt person would where ..the mask got straps that fit over the actors head then another strap that goes around the actors neck to hold it all in place then put a wig over the head so the top straps ain't seen and there you go a fembot. and i think i can't believe i thought this was real as a kid

[MishuTaste]

When I was a kid, that faceless fembot scared the sh*t out of me!

[shmuli9]

When I was a kid, it REALLY startled me (even scared me) every time Jamie would knock off the faceplate of a fembot. It's STILL a bit creepy, though obviously even run-of-the-mill special effects are quite a bit better now than 35 years ago...

[FiendsInRedSatin1]

0:53 "Oh, God, no! Stock storm footage!"

Was anyone else creeped out by the fembots as a kid?

[elmorito2005]

which season is it? 2?

[mrbrent62]

This was scary when I saw it for the first time... but then I realize she had a cheap paper speaker complete with screw holes for a voice.

[Love4SK]

rejoice 70s kids

[paolagzzgzz]

I remember when I saw this for the first time.... I was a child... ..

[Cazxiro]

The dude in the jump suit with the hairy chest is SO sexy! What's the name of the actor?

[xxpandamidknightxx]

Steve Austin man. Six million dollars and still kick ass.

[plaprocina]

Those fembots gave me nighmares

[dougiewhite778]

how creepy

[wonderwoman49264]

Oh man! These bitches gave me nightmares as a kid! eeekkkkkkkkk!!!!!

[japanrican1969]

OMG!! Where can I find this episode ?

[TzeffNL]

Can't under stand what the robot is saying!!! ARGH!

[capokhatpin]

man. They knew how to scare the crap out of us back in the 70's.....

[katyu16]

"Those have to be FIFTY mile per hour winds !!"

Gee, we never would've noticed until the fembot said something...

LOL

[LT1HILLINGHOE]

Why is that woman wearing that cheap halloween mask while she is talking with a man's voice?

[Topazman12]

People hope to have fembots to cater to them. 

[TitanTroia]

Ya Know what? Jaime shoulda knock the SHIT outta tha Fucking ROBOT! Old ass Man Houseman... Bet He was a DICK in real life. Oh Lindsay- Get the Hell over yer "PaperChase" Days! Dammit! LOL!

[axional]

damn I want a cheese mustachio and blue jump suit..Chics dig dat chit !!!

[macroevolve]

0:38

Those computers! LOL

[fr33light]

ohhhh nice .  ty

[hicks727]

I loved me some Lindsay

[Azanti]

This was the best story line, I always remember it.

[ThePedrosanta]

Wow,Jaime once a hero forever a hero,Thanks.Sean

[cluvsonj]

I loved both those shows when they originally aired but I dont recall STeve having a mustache. It looks kind of funny on him lol

[iloveesr]

@cluvsonj Yeah, Steve had a porn moustache for a while. Check out the episode called Death Probe; he has one there.

[cluvsonj]

@iloveesr Is that on here. I will have to look. Seems now i vaguely remember him having one in some but I dont recall seeing it much.

[truck2112yes]

I hope I can find a torrent for this...I would really like to see the Kill Oscar trilogy again.

[AgaMbadi]

I thought that these things freaked me out when I was a kid because, well, I was a kid. Now I see that they freaked me out because, well, they're just plain GOD-DAMN SCARY LOOKING!!!

[Jfury71]

Fembots yes!!!!! hahahahaha

[rickames]

Linsey Wagner was a decent looking white chick then.

[rickames]

@peteklop There's a difference between a 'smart ass & a dumb ass', i guess you fall in the catageory of the 'dumb ass! Dumb ass!

[racefan32]

@rickames She's still decent looking for 61

[Adrianrulz]

This was a classic tv show!

[JP5466]

Lindsey sure was a hottie back then!

[racookster]

Now I understand why in the Mad Magazine parody of "The Six Million Dollar Man," Steve is on a plane and they start showing the in-flight movie. "Oooo, 'Westworld,' " he says, "My favorite. I've seen it (some ridiculous number of) times!"

Only six million dollars! That was a really, really good deal!

[agfagaevart]

You've forgotten about the 7 million dollar man, eh??

[racookster]

@agfagaevart I believe they have a Ninety Billion Dollar Man now. Six million dollars was always too optimistic. The U.S. government couldn't even build a toilet for only six million dollars.

[agfagaevart]

Heh heh. That should cover all the kick-backs.

[racookster]

@agfagaevart Hey, I didn't start referring to our elected officials, Republican and Democrat both (just flip-sides of the same corrupt coin), as Sold-Out Whores for nothing, or SOWs for short. Funny thing, but everywhere I use it, it catches on. It's even come back to me from odd angles. I don't even know if I coined it, or if a lot of people did at about the same time.

Probably the latter. It is a meme whose time has come.

[altha2008]

Like to see them go against "data"

[mattingly234ever]

DR. RUDY WELLS IS THE MUFUCKIN MAN!

[Kronkorkenkoter]

this is shit you are all sons of bitches

[nealadams70]

didnt GENERAL HOSPITAL steal this same idea during the 1980s for their Luke and Laura and Scorpio plotline?

[Stormdrain]

@ nealadams70

Yup it was also use in General Hospital, where they had to travel to an island(like in Bionic woman) to weather dominator machine.

[nealadams70]

thanx stormd....!

[DelphinusMinor]

I want a set of fembots I can use as speakers.

[Robbieju]

Man this brings back memories from when I was a kid watching tv with my pops...

[ShutUpH00ker]

Why were these fembots always wearing handkerchiefs around yheir necks or wearing tutlenecks? Were they always cold?

[queercat]

Because that is where the end of the mask was.

[ShutUpH00ker]

Nooooo, really.

.

Sarcasm is a learned art.

[joeyvader]

Tooo funny!!!

[MrBigred1963]

Lee Majors was sooooooooo SEXY.!! Yesssssssss.!!!!!!!

[JoanCollins2009]

loved this special and the fembots are freaky

[pagesix1536]

That is some freaky shit.

[xodo4]

wut

[smidsyonfire]

Its important to realise its only a work of fiction... nevertheless I still sleep with an EMP grenade under my pillow just in case... Can't be too careful

;0)

[SunburnedDavid]

I hope that I will still be alive and horny when we have real fembots.

[AgentScooterX]

but fembots aren't real. They're robots.

[truck2112yes]

one day they could be very close to real

[truck2112yes]

@AgentScooterX But what about the quality? one day they may very well have one in which you almost cannot tell the difference from a real woman...still many years from that kind of technology.

[you5711]

@AgentScooterX That's right, ScooterX, they're robots so they won't give you any lip and they'll bend over on command! LMAO I'm with SunburnedDavid, bring on the fembots!! LOL

[fuckschmidt]

@AgentScooterX fuck it

[powerslavet69]

@SunburnedDavid I hope they do something with their faces by then.

[immortalcelsius]

@SunburnedDavid lololol

[agfagaevart]

You can buy one right NOW, if you wish...

[thomasmillers]

@SunburnedDavid

Let's share together then

[thomasmillers]

Let share together. Two working together is better then one with these fembot. mmmmm

[SunburnedDavid]

@thomasmillers What did you have in mind?

[eagleswing44]

@SunburnedDavid Wow! There are some disturbed humans on Youtube!

[SunburnedDavid]

@eagleswing44 Yes....but the good thing is, some of us can be reasoned with...but a mad fembot cannot be!

[eagleswing44]

@SunburnedDavid LOL!!!! 

[plaprocina]

@SunburnedDavid Their bionic vaginas would rip your dick off

[SunburnedDavid]

@plaprocina Not with proper calibration and programming.

[CaptCamping]

@SunburnedDavid LOL, with fembots the divorce rate is going to get high and the marriages low

[sanctainquisitio]

@SunburnedDavid Why wait so much? You could already hump any store's mannequins. :-)

[truck2112yes]

@sanctainquisitio Actually, I already did that a few years ago when I worked in a department store. They were cold, with no orifice.