Rifftrax: Hightlights of Batman & Robin

[kuribayashi84]

(Grave Voice) "Well, there is nothing I can do. Goodbye, Old Chum..."

[zambimaru]

"Uh, I renounce Satan." lol

[miguelitof]

Hehehe "We're in hell already!"

[PSshadow92]

"Kill the heroes, for I am the villain, and all ambiguous questions of right and wrong will be answered with ice-related puns!"

It's funny because its true.

[hrjert1]

it took the cartoon batman the better part of the day to defrost someone, and that was in a controlled environment

[Katindabox]

@hrjert1 Ah, you've seen the B:TAS episode! Good episode. :)

[maxcardun]

Someone needs to put these to an MST3K peanut Gallery sillouete.

[DurzaGaiden]

2:04

"Either the laws of gravity no longer apply or Freeze is playing Halo 2."

I think this is the first time I've ever heard them make a Halo reference.

[gamefreak1000000]

@DurzaGaiden I don't get it though. Since when does Halo 2 defy gravity?

[DurzaGaiden]

@gamefreak1000000 They either don't care about distinguishing the different games, or they're referring to the specific place where you play as the Arbiter and cut the station loose. There's a low gravity effect for a few seconds.

[gamefreak1000000]

@DurzaGaiden Oh, right. I remember jumping as soon as the roof came off and I was stuck on the top of the level for about 10 seconds before dying. Ah the nostalgia.

[PunchSydeiron]

"You didn't accidentally rent 'Buttman and Robin', did you?" "Come on, Mike. I wouldn't make that mistake a 3rd time."

"Quick, let's walk after him!"

[TheBosox5]

The best actor in the movie was the freeze ray because I thiught it actually took chris o'donnell out of the movie. Truly a huge pile of shit that even a blind and deaf man could smell the horrible acting.

[harrietamidala1691]

With those goggles, Mr. Freeze looks like a Cyberman! Delete! Delete!

[jliv8521]

"The Iceman cometh!"

The audience goeth. Ha.

[PunchSydeiron]

Albequerque reference!

[hiswork2009]

Joel Shomaker = worst...director...even. Ed Wood would be proud.

[PunchSydeiron]

@hiswork2009 My vote's for Hal Warren.

[Equilibrium2037]

Mr. Freeze is my favorite character because he actually got Robin to shut up for a few minutes. Batman should have let Robin freeze to death.

[Mst3kfanatic1]

ahh you missed a good one...where we first see batman in full suit and bill remarks:im george clooney and im..sorry"

[Mst3kfanatic1]

ahh you missed a good one...where we first see batman in full suit and bill "remarks:im george clooney and im..sorry"

[desotowrong]

Well there's nothing I can do. Goodbye old chum.

[boombye]

Plastic, Sven is no where near as funny as the Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys, who do RiffTrax.

[Plasticeye87]

Why the fuck do people waste money to hear some idiots talk in a movie?

[BryonYoungblood]

@Plasticeye87 Dude, it's about riffing on bad movies and such.

Bryon

[Plasticeye87]

Since you put it that way w could do a better job ourselves for free. Look at all the comments here they're much funnier than any "riff" I've ever heard. Or if you must really need something to spice things up I recommend SvenSurround any Chicago native will know what I'm talking about.

[Mst3kfanatic1]

@Plasticeye87 id rather spend a couple bucks to hear pros then listen to a bunch of damn wannabes

[Plasticeye87]

@Mst3kfanatic1 Seems like a waste of money to me but to each his own. Either way wannabes seem to be doing fine for themselves look at Yu Gi Oh TAS or the AVG nerd or the guy with glasses or any random internet star they're supposed to be pros?

[kuribayashi84]

"Well, theres nothing I can do. Goodbye, old Chum..." T_T

[NumOneJoeJonasLuver]

"I am zee beautiful butterfly!"

"Quick Robin he's heading into Narnia!"

[jlcdsm]

3:14 to 3:18 = Chris O'Donnell's Oscar clip.

[TheGuyThatsAwesome]

They should have said "George Clooney as George Clooney"

[JamesOhGoodie]

At 3:26 there should've been a WAAA WAAA WAAA sound.

[angeloflight13]

"Quick, Robin! He's heading into Narnia!" LMAO!

[JamesOhGoodie]

@angeloflight13 "We're seeing the clouds of cocaine that fueled the screenwriting session."

[Trancemaster2052]

This is one of the funniest rifftrax ever HAHAHA the "cocaine that fueled the script writing sessions" riff almost killed me lmao oh my god so funny. Why was this film made? I mean seriously?

[wesker100000000]

This was funny but the aspergers syndrome bit was a low blow.

[Trancemaster2052]

@wesker100000000 Actually, I thought that was absolutely hilarious lol I burst out laughing when I heard that line.

[Laurie2733]

Allllllllllllbequerque!

[Equilibrium2037]

I think I can safely say this is one of the most homoerotic movies ever made.

[VeryAngryCamel]

accidently rented BUTT man and robin did you?

[Shrykull15]

hilarious lol thx

[kfetter16]

lol love the willy wonka moment XD

[Jordacar]

I'm not sure I could sit through this movie again, even in this form. I hope Mike and the guys bring their A-game.

[1amsm1th]

You know the DVD commentary is mostly joel shoemacker APOLOGIZING for the movie.

[KPSpark]

Holy shit, this was hilarious.

[HytchJR]

"The audience go-eth!" Genius.

[flyingcatlara]

I am ze beautiful batterflay

[teddymv]

wtf i dont remember the part where freeze is flying with his butterfly wings that totally wouldnt support him lol

[derpenstein]

COLD NIPPLES

[ShewalksNbeauty]

Awesome, I'll have to get this now.

[OsanBlackCat5RS]

Thomas Dolby!

[mseales]

The Wily Wonka reference was choice.

[MrsDuckyFuzzles]

the audience go-ith. so funny

[AlanHollow]

The Ice Man cometh. The Audience goeth.

[Xenomorphism]

Batman & Robin doesn't even need Rifftrax it's already hilarious in itself. Hilariously terrible.

[sheffieldsurfer]

Batman gets owned by Freeze in the first few minutes of that film. Some superhero lol.

[xhyio]

Watching The Dark Knight Rifftrax compared to this was funny but the riffs, at least to me, weren't as good as the ones on Batman and Robin. Then again The Dark Knight was actually a really good movie. B & R is my favorite riff next to Twilight and The Happening.

[StoneColdSergio]

Batman & Robin = A million facepalms.

Dark Knight = A million orgasms.

[SpiderKerr5]

@StoneColdSergio I don't get why you post crappy comments

[NewSuperAvenger]

@StoneColdSergio nope, here is this...justin bieber loves batman and robin but we lovew the dark knight!

[gamefreak1000000]

@StoneColdSergio Dark Knight got it all wrong. The only good thing about that film was Joker. Batman was bad.

[ApotheosiZ]

"Actually it's because of his crippling Asberger's syndrome" LOL I bet a lot people didn't get that.

[ATHF10]

FINALLY.. They get ahold of this crapshow and beat it into the dust haha I love it,really fucking love it!

[AnythingforSushi]

"Quick Robin, he's going into Narnia!"

[PuzzledJoker]

no you didn't n00b

[VoyBoyX]

Actually, yes I did. Along with 3000 other guys alone in my city. They did a six-city search for "the new Robin". Ultimately I believe it was nothing more than a promo scam for the movie--it got a lot of press from local media. Ultimately of course it went to O'Donnell, an established actor at that time.

Oh, % incidentally, Robin Williams was originally supposed to be the Riddler, but Jim Carrey was picking up steam at that point & Robin was losing his. But hey, don't believe me. I don't care.

[VoyBoyX]

Cool comeback, bro.

[GamerEly]

freeze must be playing halo hahaha

[DANATANLOVER]

Yes, get the mushrooms, kill the Goombahs, YES...!

[CincinnatusSPQR]

The director is gay, it explains the random rubber ass and crotch shots.

[MisterFiend]

Am I ever glad I never saw this movie.

[i8246i]

But then you're not going to enjoy the riffing as much as everyone else!

[czeineh]

I got dragged to a movie theater with my family once; they were seeing some Victorian-era chick flick so I bailed to see this. I'm still not sure whether I chose the lesser of two evils.

[TheNewTerrific20]

George Clooney as Val Kilmer!

[Herr12]

This movie gets the right bash, but I miss the siluohettes!

[TheT4xid3rmist]

How's this for a terrible job writing this movie, they stole a line from Schindler's List in Batman and Robin. At the end where he says "Taking a life isn't real power. Giving life is." Yeah, they stole that from Schindler's List.

[JamesOhGoodie]

@TheT4xid3rmist ...Wow. That just added an extra layer of bullshit to this film.

[Scrachfury13]

This is awesome. Where's Joel?

[TheT4xid3rmist]

You didn't rent Buttman and Robin by chance did you?

C'mon, I wouldn't make that mistake a third time!

[FaithLestrange]

Hee, love the Willy Wonka reference.

[hyperrustynail]

ether the laws of gravity no longer apply or freez is playing halo 2

[rafanavega]

hahaha "you didn't rent BUTTman and robin, did ya?"

[mackend17]

LOL! that was hilarious.

i rented this movie last week, to see how bad it actually was. it was worse than i thought, but the shitty plot, miserable acting, and ridiculous puns were enough to keep me mildy entertained

[UAPics]

This film was basically copying 'Batman Returns' (or making a more campy version of it) in a way.

[nymetsfan9121]

wtf dont ever compare this to batman returns this was a pice of shit batman returns was the best batman movie until dark knight

[UAPics]

'Batman Returns' is one of my favourite 'Batman' films, I was just stating that Schumacher couldn't think of his own elements so he basically ripped off ideas from 'Returns'

[nymetsfan9121]

ooo i thought this was the same as forever b/c begging suit up montage batman fight henchmen he gets trapped by the main villian gets out introduces the other villain then there a fight at a party batman gets a better suit fights the bad guy and ends i with batman and partner running into the camera its basiclly the same movie

[UAPics]

Yeah and it was also copying 'Batman Returns' coz villainess killed by her boss, gets ressurected and kills her boss not to mention main villain gets all angry about something that has made him feel bad and takes his anger out on Gotham (similar to the Penguin and Catwoman getting killed by Max Shreck).

[nymetsfan9121]

ooo yeah i didnt even realize that but straight out this movie is terrible shumaker basiclly coppied every batman movie except for the original

[UAPics]

Yeah.

[JamesOhGoodie]

@UAPics I always thought it was a mistake to cram in so many villains into Batman movies. I mean I think it worked for Dark Knight and Batman Returns because one was a villain (Joker, Penguin) while the other was more of an anti-hero (Two Face, Catwoman).

But why the hell were Two Face and Riddler working together in "Batman Forever"? Who decided THAT pairing was a good idea?

[maximusdarkultima]

oh, look...! it's-a buttman...!

[gojirafan430]

"i wish these muscles were real" lol, "i am za beautiful butterfly!" rofl

[hunterkiller1440]

the line "Yes! Yes...Destroy everything..." was so funny and retarded at the same time

[sparkkle2]

"Actually it's because of his crippling Aspergers Syndrome!"

"I am ze Beeutifool buttafly!"

[mrsdicaprio22]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!

[joster285]

Buttman and Robin

[FirstTsurugi06]

Was 1:06 intended to blatantly reference Terminator?

[andrewexplosionfilms]

lol

[UAPics]

Maybe he should've said 'George Clooney as Adam West'.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

We're in Hell already? That was fast!

[nessieman]

lmao "quick Robin hes heading into Narnia!"

[thacongress]

if mr freeze didn't freeze robin he will...kiss the ground????...why????...why mr joel shitmaker

whyyyy????

[elemental402]

I just noticed this, but--eleven minutes? That's a pretty amazing lung capacity.

[soulcalibergirl]

"You didn't accidentally rent Buttman and Robin, did you?"

"Come on, Mike, I wouldn't make that mistake a third time."

ROFL

[hunterkiller1440]

this movie was much like the adam west's batman. they shud've concentrate with bruce's sad past just like the previous burton films rather than more puns.if not,this seemed that bruce is just batman because he is a psycho in a cape stopping crime just for thrills with his 'bird boy'. the rocket in the beginning was ridiculous!if freeze was so rich, why commit more crime rather than saving his wife?freeze shud've been more cold and emotionless,not being a happy-snowman who laughs like the joker

[UAPics]

I know two actors who would be able to clean up the mess Arnie made of Mr. Freeze and make Freeze cold and emotionless:

Vinnie Jones and Christopher Eccleston.

[Tareltonlives]

Actually, Adam West's Batman was a lot better than this movie.

[GrigoriPechenka]

that was such a shitty movie

[vlcupper]

Ranks up there with Godfather 3.

*shudder*

[EnigmaDrath]

I feel like the biggest dork right now, but when I was a kid I swore that this movie was, like, DA COOLEST THING EVER!!!

*hangs head in shame*

What was I thinking? I mean, for fuck sake, the batsuits in this movie had nipples! NIPPLES!! WTF?!

[USSCrazybat]

me too.

[hunterkiller1440]

don't worry, this movie was recommended to kids. so u were just a kid, that's fine. but if somebody is a teenager or older and liked this movie; somebody will tell them to grow up.

[UAPics]

I think that instead of Mr. Freeze freezing his henchman and saying 'I hate it when people talk during ze movie', he should of walked over to his henchman, held up his hand and said 'Talk to ze hand'.

[VolatileChemical]

"If you want to view paradise..."

[UserUK201]

lol

[Windclaw]

"Either the laws of gravity no longer apply or Freeze is playing Halo 2!" Oh man! That was so good I eneded up shooting milk AND Rice Cripies out my nose.

[889654]

I never realized Freeze landed the same you do as Master Chief

[TheStapleGunKid]

"The Ice man cometh"

"The Audience goeth"

perfect response.

[FirstTsurugi06]

"Please, show some mercy!"

My God, were they fucking serious?!

[disneyanimator]

haha, i am a beautiful butterfly!!!

[RiotShield]

Is Maurice LaMarche one of the guys commenting in this?

[noqa]

I think they would've mentioned that.

[RiotShield]

Just kinda sounds like him.

[SiMags]

ha ha, don't go blaming DC Comics this is your screw up.

[LordTunderin38]

"...if you want to view paradise..."

[mizzCici14]

lmfao that made me cry i was laughing so hard!

[Soulforge00]

"Actually it's because of his crippling Asperger's Syndrome..."

[lmille07]

this is a perfect movie for them lol it was the worst movie from the late 90's to now lol

[SilentGuy15]

Well there's nothing I can do.

Good bye old chum.

lol

[OutsideTheBoxFilms]

"Either the laws of gravity no longer apply, or Freeze is playing Halo 2."

[Headbanger142]

"The Ice Man cometh"

"The Audience Goeth!"

[DJGheti]

aww man. The "Leggo my Eggo" line definitely should have been in there.

[mst3kvideo]

Well he did say the first ten mins.

[DJGheti]

but alot of that stuff was way after the 10 minute mark, so I figured why not

[StarbugViki]

"Er, I renounce Satan?"

[BROKENHOUSEFILMS]

GREAT!

[DStecks]

"If you want to view parapdise" Wonka ftw!

[bluntedtaoism]

Ahahaha "I gave you a bus pass, isn't that enough?"

[daffyphack]

this rifftrax was great, but the movie was even worse than I remembered. So it kinda balanced out.

[balltongue666]

2:57 - 3:04 got the biggest laugh out of me.

[PresidentP]

Kill the Heroes for I am the Villian

and all questions of right and wrong will be answered with ice related puns. LOL

[Tareltonlives]

"Quick, Robin, he's going into Narnia!"

[kygu7gg787g]

Well, there's nothing I can do... goodbye, old chum.

[hydrophone]

I AM ZE BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY.

We're seeing the clouds of cocaine that fueled the scriptwriting sessions of this movie.

Uh...I renounce Satan?

[Behonkiss]

I wrote the butterfly line. Glad you liked it.

[hydrophone]

"Kill ze heroes for I am ze villain and all ambiguous questions of right and wrong will be answered with ice-related puns!"

"So where did Freeze get these guys anyway? Was there an ad that said, 'Wanted: Thugs. Must be skilled in hockey and stunt skating. Obedience required and enthusiasm a PLUS."

Oh God I love it.

[PlagueAngel77]

"Either the laws of gravity no longer apply or Freeze is playing Halo 2"

hahahahahahah

[rafanavega]

LOL at Butman and Robin! that was a definately WEIRD shot!

[insanedemonspaz]

You know I loved this movie when it first came out. course, I was six so oops.

[nymetsfan9121]

how funny would it had been if robin was climbin up that rocket nd was at the door freeze launch him self

[themegster88]

"I wouldn't make that same mistake a third time" - Same can be said for watching the movie.

This makes the pain better.

[nessieman]

lol "i wish these muscles were real!" BRILLIANT! lol

[H34rtofFire]

"...or listen to Albuquerque by Weird Al Yankovic. Always a tempting choice!"

[Tareltonlives]

That's always the most appealing choice, but especially in this film

[bisek]

well compiled

[VMIFerrari]

Robin: "I want a car"!

Batman: "I gave you a bus pass, isn't that enough"?

LMAO!!!

[brrrenna]

-This is why Batman works alone.

"Actually it's because of his crippling Asperger's Syndrome"

[InchonDM]

As much as I hate Asperger's jokes, it's just impossible to fault these guys when they make them.

[hydrophone]

I don't mind Asperger jokes because SO MANY GODDAMN people claim to have it based on some quiz they took online or some shit. There's LOTS more things to blame your social awkwardness on! Like nonverbal learning disability!

[RentheadSuperstar]

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[suchall]

LOL "I just wanted you to remove my name from the credits..."

[UTJRC1990]

"I am ze beautiful butterfly"

"Quick Robin, he is heading into Narnia"

LOL

[SirEschaton]

See, they weren't even coming to pick him up, they were just randomly destroying property.

[ChappaMan13]

"i wish these muscles were real"

[magpiepeck]

I am zee beautiful butterfly...

[DANATANLOVER]

Get de mushrooms! Keel de goombas...!

[Vocalities]

The audience goeth hahahaha.

[shadowplayer1980]

I am zah beautiful buttahfly.

[J0k0r50]

"if you want a new paradise" best line ever.