HOW TO SURVIVE IN LONDON | Mawaan Rizwan

[teyteyism]

BEST ONE LOLLLLL

[AroobahAhmed]

thats sooooo me

oi malum what side of london do u live in

[MasterA2000]

2:28 LMFAO AT THE INDIAN GUY

[JakeBr55]

All good videos except for this one. You don't go around condoning anti-social behavior and shop lifting.

[jjoeshaw]

@JakeBr55 It's a joke. If anything they're mocking that.

[OgunSoup]

@JakeBr55 oh wow..

[isaacoreth97]

0:50. ALRIGHT MAN, THIS GUY TALK SO MUCH! LOL.

[CatDaddyPrussia]

chicken cottage!!!

[thaibak91]

LOL, this is filmed in Grove!

[fatefulcoincidence]

lolol chicken cottage xD

[iTuttefruit]

ugh i live in wales, i looove london :((

[000Dorkface]

It upsets me that people like Chiddy aka Chidz aka Badboy really do exist. :\

Hahaha, that guy's an idiot for not buying the vegetable.

[idlebass]

You can apply number 1 and number 3 to Paris too

[lesliemw1]

Bahahaha! Love this video! Alabama is the exact opposite of London. I LOVE talking to people I don't know, we are always friendly, and at least I disapprove of shoplifting lol (i'm not really sure about everyone else though lol). Although i doubt all londoners are really like that, it was quite entertaining :) great video's @MalumTV !

[iTuttefruit]

OLOLOLOL, i love london

[christopherclamour]

You are fucking hilarious. Get a TV show!

[hamdanassaudiyah]

DOES ANYONE HERE KNOWWWSS WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE TIE THAT HE TIESS ?? I MEAN ITSS TOOO SMALL !! I JUST WANTED OT KNOW WHATS THE NAME OF IT !! THNXXX !!!

[coolsvilleowner]

LOOOL "they are pricks!!"

[PapaCzu1990]

sorry cant take a black guy with an english accent seriously lol

[Pedram031]

@PapaCzu1990 Whats wrong with a black dude having a english ghetto accent? :P

[krasifamily]

i love fried chicken :D

[Mrsescapevideos]

LOL I REMEBER HAVING MY TIE LIKE THAT HAHA!

[nkb1889]

you should do more of these (Y)

[lakergurl1000]

looks depressing

[DoveSpotted]

this is SO london xD

[badman123x]

:-}



[zahira678]

this dude is crazy!!! poor dude in the grocery store. lol

[deadstockx]

jesus christ they have chicken cottage everywhere

[Misslalalove89]

Americans Know How To Give Dirty Looks And Steal Too!

[gillybabes98]

learn a scottish female east end talk innit is it whats that about hmmmm

[gillybabes98]

get to hackney matey lol

[AngelTheTigress]

is that near kilburn? i live in swiss :)

[cutecuppycake11]

YES :L

[Applebaum]

everyone talks like a jamaican

[juiceboxwars]

Ah London isn't that bad. :L

[candyfloss20000]

ahahahahahahaha i live in london :)

[amrita0286]

Love from Canada.. LOL but damn, i'm glad i live here and not there. no offence :p

[DaRealness101]

the crunchy nut ad loves ur vids

[PirateMonkeyFilmz]

¿qué?

[PiratesInFluffyHats]

'theyre gonna look at this video and think london guys r pricks' 'THEY R PRICKS'.

loooool so proud to be a londoner right now XD

[Shimmerwave]

im canadian but i still cant understand!! AAAH

[Mrblob100]

@PinkDreams4Blondie watch kidulthood,adulthood and anuvahood in that order and u'll undestand everything :D

[spicychickenwings1]

@Mrblob100 not forgetting sket and shank

[Chynese0010100]

Hustler...lmbo

[freshFlyBabie]

@PinkDreams4Blondie

Is it cuz they speak real English? :p or cuz' you're American?

[daniyellowjello]

@PinkDreams4Blondie Malum is the only reason why I understood

[ImbAHaM]

THIS IS EPIC!!

[f4iz4hm3d]

bruv i got jumped! BARE SAFE!

[chirag4122]

prick



[cirosuperiore]

it's true, london is not safe, but that's because of people like you.

[thepeverells]

Us brits are DONS no joke ting :p

[suigenneosoul]

looooooool hows he gna try sell man a vegetable when hes got a whole shop?

[brokendollproduction]

i laughed so hard when he nicked the spring onions xD!!!

[madelinerose667]

lol this guy isnt chinese hes from london

.......... that was jackue chan XD

[TheTopazluv]

Lol "its ur boi Aggo Init" "meet my crew Init" Why are you talking to me Init?!" You gatta know your british directers Init"  Another thing you gatta watch out for Init" "toss me the phone Init" "yo boss im tryna ask you question Init" Luv its when he says that XD

[lovelydove13]

@emokidsrepic Guns are illegal there bruv Knives is what dey use, you get me! loool just trying out the slang but foreal even the police dont have guns.. just saying,

[fluffymole0913]

@lovelydove13 bruv I wish u wer rite. Guys out in da hood r usin guns now u get me? Its gettin wild out dere man! 10 yr old kid got shot up dead in Peckham blud. Kids who killed him wer like 13. Eastern Europeans are smuggling 'em in mate, you could get a glock in Peckham as easy as an ice-cream...

[0113L]

bag

[tucker3601]

i love it when hes on the bus and he asks for the phone and he gives him the vegetable, f**kin hilarious XD

[virtualifewithamdan]

which is the software he used for editing the video blogge , ANNYONE KNOWS ??????????????????? PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HELP

[caerulea0]

haha i love that accent, sick

[konisia69]

lmao this is so true ! xD I mutha effin hate London so glad I live like 5 hours away :P I dunno why but when I hear people talk like this I start talking like that ! Skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­en innet bruv ;] (EPIC FAIL)

[thepeverells]

@konisia69 Bruv were gonna rush your yard Bruvs Ya get me LIKE IF YOU GONNA JOIN IN DIS TING BRUV (dis is just some joke tings bruv stop crying)

[iluvpie20101]

that was MALUM`s real gurlfriend -_- and thanks for the advice! if i ever go to london, i hope to see Aggo and Cozzy on the bus!

[TheLuula09]

Almost everything he said is sooooo true. I just came back from London

[EraFacinelli]

Ahaha! Made me laugh so hard! I loved it.

[xxmetioqurexx]

@PinkDreams4Blondie maybe because you're a blonde :D

[PRINCESSicecubeDEMON]

i'm not american :D haha

[diiamundz]

Loool this is Maudd

[DiamondShawty97]

@PinkDreams4Blondie well simples don't watch it then, it's just a joke.

[misakisheraz]

lol contact card for assitant for vegetables

[randomhej]

you get me!!

[NattyLouCyrus]

Lmao im headin to london from the midlands tomoz lol! Nice one Malum x

[XLilMissHollieX]

@PinkDreams4Blondie American People, hehe... Us Londers Dont All Speak like A Chav! :L.... I Hope You Know What That Means :L.

[Lilkelmissme]

Okay If u aint frm da uk i swear to u ppl go on lyk dat no joke

[chrissyybaby]

I think you are so beautiful!

[MrThekill12]

y do they sound jamacian?

[rice1ninja]

@MrThekill12 they sound nothing like Jamaicans :S

[TheAquaDragon88]

omg that was extremly funny

[MiniKeenal]

What can i get for this vegetable?

[miss96TN]

@MiniKeenal  nothing because i do not like vegetable :/

[ChromeOutburst]

That was so funny! Aaaah, I miss england.

[wiktorisskilled]

im in london waching this

[mexicanbear77]

London is so dangerous on a serious note, for you nigger loving cocksuckers I am a black, I went to London and I was beaten up by a bunch of niggers, I am 17 I was in the UK, I am African American and I was by myself for 5 minutes and some black 4 attacked me and stole all my money $400 and threatened to kill me. For you nigger lovers saying ho it could happen to anyone fuck you, 9 times out of 10 its niggers attacking people in savage ways for no reason. By the way when I make a video I'm black

[nick91210]

manz be shottin vegetables yeh?

[N4smiley]

@PinkDreams4Blondie You sure ?

[GuitarGuyJHx]

@PinkDreams4Blondie Im english and i couldnt understand -.-

[N4smiley]

@PinkDreams4Blondie Its cause your blonde

[infinity09x]

@PinkDreams4Blondie

I'm American and I understood what they said :D

[sohaibking1234]

ur really boringgg

[RetroGirl1974]

No.4... Playing your tunes out loud!? Have you not heard of headphones??? It's not as if the sound from a mobile phone is even worth listening to!!!!

[no1Yardiie]

@RetroGirl1974 its to piss every1 off on the bus, sho dem man's not scared, innit

[teletubby7001]

@PinkDreams4Blondie i'm from austria and i even could understood everything. ;D

[asdnub]

brap brap representing london

[miss96TN]

2:29 lol there not pricks

[igonomnom]

ACCENTS. CAN'T..UNDERSTAND.. AGH.

<3

[Nanamasas]

lol at them taking vegetables that cost like 30p lmaaooo

[mrmaxthemrgreatman]

NY owns London

[tiarnan87]

@mrmaxthemrgreatman wot u know bout it London is ghetto all of it NY u gt friends and how i met ur mother NOW washington is ghetto stay in NY coz if u cum london thinking that man's are all tea drinking people ur gunna get fucked up nt even joking u lickle pussyole

[late80baby]

This is hilarious.

"We just like wanna give you vegetables you get me."

[wiktorisskilled]

i live in london

[mentalnim]

LOOOL whats Kaysi doin there!

Sick video man!

[YGOAbridgedFTW]

omg at 1:14 ur at ladbroke grove, dats where i live. i just bought a light bulb from electrical wholesale yesterday

[MarkLn1]

bare true

[bazwollv]

I wanna get thius accent.... HOW!?

[kingkid7777]

Ah, the British, I think you guys should stick to whatever the British do, Americans seem to act exactly like that, you don't want to end up like us sometimes.

[worldwid111]

@kingkid7777 Lol. This is genuinely how it is wherever you will go in london.

[joelandtyree]

American guys fink london guy are prickes-----------''they are pricks'' loool straight upp PARRR but sik vid still

[Blackmovement001]

it seems like living in London is JUST like living in Kingston, Jamaica...=/ lol

[TheAlexander56]

2:05 "This pen aint even working!"

[orilionn]

a driveby killing you dicks 30 seconds in would make a better vid

[Cmazzbailey]

Hahaaa no porno section =P Malum your hair is well fit :)

[iPopRockAndHipedyHop]

u r soo beautiful! extremly good lookin!!! and funny funnyyyy

[ITakeBadHits]

lol the fried chicken shops are true

the screwfacing strangers is true

and the playing music on buses is true, if your a cornt

[Iamorton]

Maaaaaan mention Canada to for once .. U got fans here as well

[Therosycheeks123]

man dis so tru, liv in britian and blad u gotta be all cockney init!!!??? and u gotta be propa rude yeh!!

[tryharderbetter195]

London became pathetic, still good in some parts but mostly pathetic... W

[lernoschwoejn]

@PinkDreams4Blondie I'm American and I understood everything.

[iraqi4ever1234]

Yeah, i'm from america, and i didnt understand a word you said. lol

[Ramox3]

@iraqi4ever1234 I understood everything, you need to get your ears cleaned

[iraqi4ever1234]

@Ramox3 well maybe becuz ur british or austrailian.

[livelovelearnlaf]

OHH BOY!!!!!!!!!

!!!!

;D

[Nadzie66]

I LOL'D sooooo much when he started "bustin the tunes" his hand movements when he's dancing are pricelesss !

[TAMITHALION]

i love bein a London teengaer....WE'RE SICK BRUV YA GET ME!

XD

[subincangirl13]

@TAMITHALION TRUST ME BRUV



[MikaNinja7]

I didnt mean to like that comment below me lol

[nsaminder]

@diara13 - you fool, there is truth in comedy. he spent all this time and energy to make this video, rehearse it etc.

A douche is a douche is a douche - no amount of acting can cover it up.

Your complicit in his doucheyness by defending him. You like crap. He's crap. Your taste in humor is crap.

What's bothering you is that nobody cares about an effed up little douche like you.

[MisBoomting]

"There gonna think london guys are pricks!" , "THEY ARE PRICKS". looolage.

[EleanorGW2011]

bare trueeee

[Nadzie66]

priceless when ya started bustin ya tunes in the bus

[Patti129able]

sooooooooooooooo ghetto!!

[Jennello132]

my mother is british lol(:

[MitchGwald456]

THE BRITISH SUCK!!!

[Luduin]

POLICE STORY IS ONE OF THE BEST POLICE ACTION SERIES EVAH!11!

[203anisha]

aww love it!!!!!! people in new zealand love their fried chicken too!!!!!!

[xxsasunaruyaoi13xx]

Looll I always follow those rules

[DeeSteezy]

Bahahahhaha

[Dannii2oo8]

Haha your black friend (the man) reminds me of Posh Kenneth when he goes off on one :)

[RadicalAwesomeness]

Remove kebab from premises

[poopoopeepeez]

he sed "INIT" 10 times!!!!

[Jennello132]

@poopoopeepeez aha yeaaah the british do say that alot though...

[poopoopeepeez]

@Jennello132 i saay tht alot aswell X]]

[henisapig]

what can you offer me for this vegetable? LOLOL

[chibitaylor]

Thnks alot Malum I did that and well the popo's (police) stopped me and the corner store person said WTF man your an idiot give me my money i said but but malum said to hustle so i brought yhu a celery and then the guy said WTF. and well the rest is history

[yazmatraz]

'They're gonna look at this video and think, ''London guys are pricks"'.

'They are pricks!' LOOL

[hanifnoor98]

@yazmatraz come down to london and say to someone in london londoners are pricks.. dare you

[hanifnoor98]

@yazmatraz oh soz its frm the vid LOOOOOL soz

[yazmatraz]

@hanifnoor98 Oh yeah haha i better delete that...best part of the video tho...I'm a proud londoner myself

[iEspionage]

@yazmatraz LOL

[easyby]

Loving this !!!!!!bruv

plz make a part 2 of it!!!!u get me?

[Readsville]

you get me

[boctalition]

people are gonna think londeners are pricks ''they are pricks''

WIN

sadly people here are actually like that hahahah

[JoiiLife]

omg. i love their accent!. '^^

[0not0a0gleek0]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I WENT TO THE CHICKEN COTTAGE THAT DAY =D

[CyborgDeer]

innit

[eenitsedstarzz]

rofl at the guy in the chicken shop, "they are pricks!"

[AtlantaITGirl]

that's it i'm moving to London

i knew your friends were black too..i could just tell from the other vids

love.

[SCH4ii4Z]

sadly there are actually people in london who act exactly like this....

[nr259037]

omg yall are crazyyy chill:D

[bf2freakXP]

Whats up with the little chode ties?

[cmlmachado]

Good night Malum. I'm using online translator because they do not write in English. It was a huge surprise to find you in London. I watch your videos for some time in Brazil and even imagined that one day you would see face to face. I was very happy! What is your contact phone number? You could record a special video for my Brazilian friends, do not you think? I'll be here in London until 18 February. A hug and think about this proposal!

[alrai786]

LOL! That how we role in NORTH!

[supaflytillidie420]

haha fucking love it

[TheGruffoid]

Its funny. because its true.

[CashKidRecords]

this is exactly how my cousin talks...he is such a douche

[b2223967]

STOP! Lol. #1, #4, #5, #7... also true if you live in Philly, New York or Jersey. (I've lived in all 3). It's nice to see that some things are universal "in the hood". #5 or 2:20 looks like Crown Fried Chicken! If you ever come to the States or the hood here ask for the nearest Crown Fried... if they don't have one, YOU'RE NOT IN THE HOOD!

[Procrastinator233]

This is really hilarious

Gotta get my cousin to watch this, maybe he'll drop the badman act

[lennic95]

lmao at the ties, and btw who steals spring onions?

[PeterrPanicc]

i lol'd at the fried chicken bit.

[mehboob355]

London sweet london

your funny video

Good work

[poshtwat15]

This is the chavy life style of a Londoner...