I can't shake that ass...he cast bind on me and fed all of my friends to his pimp shadow dragon...oh hey Rydia...you have a whip now? Into S&M are we O//O?
I modded this in as my oblivion title screen theme. It syncs perfectly; the second 'Oblivion' comes into full view and the menu appears, "SHAKE DAT AAAASSSSSSS"
For some reason, Kaj, you always manage to stay away from that terrible category of randomness that feels forced. I can't help but imagine that the story behind this remix is just as funny as the remix itself...
What the hell inspired you to decide to mash these two up? Admittedly I think it's fucking genius and I started cracking up as soon as the rap kicked in.
eww. it still works? you know what, never mind, i dont want to know. anyway, i figure the song is shake that ass bitch, but who sings it? surprisingly (not really) there is a lot of songs with that title.
I was in team B when they did this at Mikomicon everybody bursted into laughter when they saw this. The epic twist and animation that follows when GOLDBEZ is defeated is even better
Do you mean this isn't amazingly humorous and awesome? This is actually a pretty good mashup on its own, aside from the mountain of jokery and other subtler or otherwise meaning. Regardless of the things I subject myself to in saying so, I did ride downtown today with my windows down and this cranked(it's on my recent additions playlist). I just let it play.
Considering the game needs some background activity like... people to actually ask you questions, and actual games to play for the video game challenge...
I can't shake that ass...he cast bind on me and fed all of my friends to his pimp shadow dragon...oh hey Rydia...you have a whip now? Into S&M are we O//O?
deusprogrammer 2 months ago
How does he expect me to shake ass if all i can do is die? :/
Aaronboy25 3 months ago
just shake that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TronBazzard 5 months ago
Secret boss in Earthbound.
purnipity 6 months ago
Glare hand of win
Lordashmalander 7 months ago
epic song is epic
Honcch 7 months ago
i wish i could put this song in my water supply and shower in it every morning before i go to work.
MisterBiggler 8 months ago 3
I'm playing Final Fantasy IV DS, and while fighting Golbez in the Dwarven Castle I couldn't help but sing along with the lyrics of this song. xD
ShadowPhazonv2 9 months ago 2
It's final I am gonna hack my iso and add this song.....which song to replace...prolly marching band
darkoni12398 9 months ago 3
Didn't WMG kill this video or something?
AbyssHunted 11 months ago
@AbyssHunted Kajet got all his videos back, his whole account was empty till just yesterday I believe.
deviant3232 11 months ago
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@deviant3232 Not ALL his videos but some of them.
moneraa 10 months ago
Golbez's alternate costume in dissidia is, pretty much, goldbez.
berserkchip 1 year ago
its mother 3!
that1guywhoknows 1 year ago
@that1guywhoknows it's Mother 2
Inlynex 9 months ago
I started singing this when I fought Milon on Mt. Ordeals, to have Cecil become a Paladin lol.
Arvoyea 1 year ago
Well at least Goldbez has the decency to wait for you to choose your method of death instead of just killing you...
skykid 1 year ago
i can't stop listening to this shit whyyyyy
moar? :D
freakjelly 1 year ago
Fuck yeah
Su810 1 year ago
Haha, Golbez after dark, or of the 21st century
dazkid33 1 year ago
dayum! bitches be shakin'! XD lol
Mokurentate 1 year ago
CDi Ganon:DIE!!
drawginblud251 1 year ago
I want to LIVE! *Chooses DIE*
Well that's not what I wanted at all.
*death*
Hakageryu 1 year ago 2
GOLDbez may only have one attack, but it hits for so much damage the counter breaks.
Gigaspine7 1 year ago
Golbez: Where's my gil bitches!
xxxOMGSweetxxx 1 year ago 5
Wasn't that song the four elemental fiends originally in IV? I haven't played Dissidia so i don't know
pantythiefninja 2 years ago
Well it was used for one of Golbez's battles in IV but I'm guessing he just wanted to put GOLDbez in the title.
thewizardninja 1 year ago
When this game is finished, it's really going to be hard to answer questions when the songs are so badass all the time.
bast963 2 years ago 7
@bast963 its really hard cause at this point when you fight him you do nothing but die apperently xD
toxicfluffehs 2 years ago 3
What really makes this video awesome for me is the attack options being DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
Neophoenixfire 2 years ago 6
Once again, bad-ass mash-up.
CanadaGradeEh 2 years ago 2
What was the question? o.o
NaomitheKamakazi 2 years ago
Who was ACTUALLY phone.
KyutoJohasu 2 years ago 7
it fits so well....COINCEDENCE?
YOU BE THE JUDGE
Kamelik 2 years ago
More bitches need to know Goldbez isn't shittin bout' them crystals. Light Warriors iz his hoes, and pimpin' Final Fantasy is his name and game.
ShippoFoxDemons 2 years ago 13
I'm still disturbed (in a very amused way) at how well this worked out.
BelongsToKadaj 2 years ago
I wonder what the question was when this came up?
LashSB 2 years ago 3
I'm gonna let you finish but when your done I'm stealing those crystals!
lokik21 2 years ago 12
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Who gives a shit about Golbez? You know, Garland can knock you all down.
Webmaster4531 2 years ago
Ladies prefer Golbez.
missnaturalfibers 2 years ago 5
Golbez is damn sexy. No joke <3
NelFittir 2 years ago 2
garland hits like a bitch
toxicfluffehs 2 years ago 3
Golbez's pimp hand is so strong, he can use it to grab Crystals even if he gets beat.
CriminalstMastermind 2 years ago 30
Just want you to know that this is more catchy than every other mash-up I've heard hahahahahaha
CanadaGradeEh 2 years ago
"Bitch, you best gimme them crystals! Light Warriors, my ass."
MrInert 2 years ago 29
One of Golbez's attacks in Dissidia is essentially a magical pimp slap. Which is great.
josefblack 2 years ago 73
@josefblack
One of them? Try over HALF of his attacks
Algamyst 9 months ago 5
This boss would have made Final Fantasy Final lol
1updragon154 2 years ago 3
golbez used pimpslap
it does < 9000 damage
kembool 2 years ago
Less than 9000. You fail. Learn math.
xxxViceroyxxx 2 years ago 7
This remix is so epic I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
Gojitasan 2 years ago 12
someone needs to figure out how to liquidise this video so we can put it into a syringe and start curing cancer with it.
Forday 2 years ago 91
I'm trying! I can't put it in the syringe though...... nothing can contain that WIN!
Jadriam 2 years ago 5
@Forday or to turn them into dust so we can use them as a safe, yet kickass substitute to drugs!
MontajBlaze 1 year ago
I kept thinking my video was lagging at first. Awesome nonetheless.
Meepeth 2 years ago
Yeah. Remix!!!
ajsuson 2 years ago
Cecil aint got shit on golbez now. His soundtrack just got pimped.. literally
omfgbbqroflmo 2 years ago 14
What was the answer? :P
Sajuek 2 years ago 4
The answer was obviously DIE.
KomaruMedare 2 years ago 8
@KomaruMedare
No, I think it was DIE.
DrolKeegEht 1 year ago 3
I don't know...DIE looks like a good choice as well...
ConcurrentContrast 1 year ago 2
@ConcurrentContrast
You know, what about DIE..?
DrolKeegEht 1 year ago
absolutely. amazing.
thadbaxter 2 years ago 4
Golbez, the original playa' of Final Fantasy. Pimpsmacking your whole party around since 1991.
ElMagoAzul 2 years ago 20
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eh, its okay.
theknack101 2 years ago
You see that negative thumb? That's going up your ass for saying it's "okay".
The fuck is wrong with you? This song cures fucking AIDS and ED AT THE SAME TIME.
KonnerDean 2 years ago 29
Thank you for having such a win comment.
BRAWLLUIGI 2 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
sorry for having a different opinion than you. Would you find it in your infinite mercy to somehow forgive me for this travesty?
theknack101 2 years ago
I will smite you for your heresy.
KonnerDean 2 years ago 6
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oh yeah? well I smite YOU!
theknack101 2 years ago
you cannot smite the hand of god
ShiShiRengan 2 years ago
God's standards must have lowered
theknack101 2 years ago
Amazing.
Absolutely amazing.
KonnerDean 2 years ago 2
I just cried manly tears at the ridiculous level of epicness and awesomeness :')
ChromaticEagle 2 years ago 7
I came.
McFisticuffs 2 years ago 4
oh shit brah
oxXElloXxo 2 years ago 3
funny the the first minute but it gets annoying real fast...
megaverse 2 years ago
AAAAASSSSSSSSS
ErichoTTA 2 years ago
Nobuo would be proud.
PieRowManiac 2 years ago 3
Damn right.
MrInert 2 years ago 3
Because rap and Final Fantasy works every single time.
healingvisioner1 2 years ago 11
it always does lol
Suetakefan 2 years ago 2
So, what was the question to go with the animation?
ReleeSquirrel 2 years ago
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I'm curious about this too.
FullMetalMiku 2 years ago
Bitches don't know 'bout my shadow dragon.
UraharaShoten 2 years ago 28
lovely, epic battle music......then "SHAKE DAT ASS!!" XD
totally more epic. :P
TheSorrow666999 2 years ago
golbez be rocking all dem crystals and shit
bitches dont know bout dat shadow dragon
xToshix 2 years ago 19
This mix is baller.
SeraphElpis 2 years ago
I modded this in as my oblivion title screen theme. It syncs perfectly; the second 'Oblivion' comes into full view and the menu appears, "SHAKE DAT AAAASSSSSSS"
Golbleen 2 years ago 4
-GOLDbez attacks with Pimpslap
-it takes off 5000 hit points!
You know that would be awesome if it were an actual move.
EquinoxGT 2 years ago 3
I shake'd my ass.
VickyBit 2 years ago 2
too much awesome i busted out laughing
final fantasy needs a fly ass villan like this
kembool 2 years ago 2
Great job and thanks 4 the link Kajetokun!
:D
Kabiboy13 2 years ago
God damn it, Kaj.
You are so good at everything.
Thanks for the download link.
hatemachine777 2 years ago 2
That vid was so awesome that I just jizzed.
cheffdonty 2 years ago
I femjizzed.
melikeyyeah 2 years ago 5
I believe its called a squirt.
Kajetokun 2 years ago
Eh, after this porn star called Buck angel used the term, I'm not too hot on it.
Anyway, yes, I love your videos.
melikeyyeah 2 years ago 2
Well femjizz just sounds better.
Kajetokun 2 years ago
I'm glad that we can agree to agree to disagree to disagree.
God "agree" looks weird now.
melikeyyeah 2 years ago 2
Yeah, I'm glad that we can-
Wait what?
Kajetokun 2 years ago 2
Hey, at least I'm actually female.
melikeyyeah 2 years ago
Believe you me this was no squirt.
cheffdonty 2 years ago
cool stuffs
xxlimpyleg 2 years ago
Kaj I love and hate you so much at the same time. Oh my fucking god.
CrusaderEchan 2 years ago
yes. very yes.
MisterBiggler 2 years ago
I don't know what this is about but I found it funny. Which is all that really matters.
CrayolaNinjas 2 years ago
You deserve money for this.
KonnerDean 2 years ago
This must be illegal!
Luisdenuevo 2 years ago
Fuck Kanye. Kajet is the REAL genius voice of a generation.
Sonic619 2 years ago 12
Yo Sonic619. I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Kanye West is the best voice of a generation of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Kajetokun 2 years ago
No, but sick remix anyway.
CanadaGradeEh 2 years ago
Joking man, Kanye's a dumbass.
Kajetokun 2 years ago
Yo Kajetokun. I'm really happy for ya, and I'm gonna let you finish, but I can't let you say that.
Suetakefan 2 years ago
wow, nice remix man!
FirEner 2 years ago
Kajet, Banzai Arcade, GREATEST FUCKING QUIZ GAME. Now only if he could get a deal with people to make it a home game =D
ShippoFoxDemons 2 years ago 2
Pimpin' ain't easy, even when you're a powerful mage/warlord.
KayTeeArr 2 years ago 8
Good Man.
eyepatchlarry 2 years ago
Thats a really good char design
RagnaDDR 2 years ago
Fuck yeah Kaj, Golbez is my main in Dissidia, thanks for pumping that beat up. =]
ShunTouya 2 years ago 3
Fucking. AWESOME.
KhazWolf 2 years ago
LOL OMG That's hilarious! XD
Dogbot3000 2 years ago
I surprised anyone even remembers FFIV, let alone makes awesome remixes of it.
laughingwarlock 2 years ago
You're surprised people remember a classic Final Fantasy game?
Mind you, I don't think it was very GOOD, but it's a classic.
rpgsuperfan 2 years ago
Well, Chrono Trigger was better, OBVIOUSLY. But with all the gunblades I see around nowadays I thought the series had forgotten its roots.
laughingwarlock 2 years ago
For some reason, Kaj, you always manage to stay away from that terrible category of randomness that feels forced. I can't help but imagine that the story behind this remix is just as funny as the remix itself...
Shinkada 2 years ago
I have to admit, if I ended up going to Fanime and saw this, I would probably bust a rib laughing. Maybe several.
topazshot88 2 years ago
I am gay for Kaj. No homo.
lansain 2 years ago
No homo. S'pure bromance.
insano41 2 years ago 2
See, at least this statement doesn't get my hopes up. Thank you.
Kajetokun 2 years ago
I am female.
insano41 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Then follow instructions?
snaffu1 2 years ago
A well done mashup sir.
Nott5 2 years ago
TRANSCEND THE STARS!
weaselman01 2 years ago
HIGHLY AMUSING!!
Kajetokun 2 years ago
Your's is the mix that will rock the heavens!
Ytiruces 2 years ago
I take it you got that PSP fixed finally?
insano41 2 years ago
Nope, PSP fixed itself, I'm using the jizzed on one.
Kajetokun 2 years ago
.__.
insano41 2 years ago
What the hell inspired you to decide to mash these two up? Admittedly I think it's fucking genius and I started cracking up as soon as the rap kicked in.
arkides 2 years ago
I wonder if it worked as a sealant at all.
kipchak 2 years ago
eww. it still works? you know what, never mind, i dont want to know. anyway, i figure the song is shake that ass bitch, but who sings it? surprisingly (not really) there is a lot of songs with that title.
ChromaticEagle 2 years ago 2
In during nobody knows you made a gameshow, Kajet.
ranma814 2 years ago
Yeah, cause its not like I don't have a bunch of videos about it.
Kajetokun 2 years ago
Jesus christ did you just pull a double negative sarcasm or was that just my imagination
ranma814 2 years ago
I actually don't get this one...I must be too young...
shadowman22122 2 years ago
I was in team B when they did this at Mikomicon everybody bursted into laughter when they saw this. The epic twist and animation that follows when GOLDBEZ is defeated is even better
Xmugenman 2 years ago
Ya know, reading a lot of the comments, I think a lot of people missed the point of this video.
JBGUY2K 2 years ago
I know seriously.
Kajetokun 2 years ago
Do you mean this isn't amazingly humorous and awesome? This is actually a pretty good mashup on its own, aside from the mountain of jokery and other subtler or otherwise meaning. Regardless of the things I subject myself to in saying so, I did ride downtown today with my windows down and this cranked(it's on my recent additions playlist). I just let it play.
snaffu1 2 years ago
Hahahaha, oh no, dude, I agree with you. This is a fucking awesome mashup, and yes, I did the same with the song in my car as well.
I'm saying that a lot of people expected something funny to happen even though it was right in their faces, or rather, flowing to their ears.
JBGUY2K 2 years ago
Very nice
DRCsyntax 2 years ago
Lmfao hahaha 10/10 Will watch again
snaffu1 2 years ago
I really like the available choices =P
MaxRaine 2 years ago
AW SNAP A PIMP APPEARS!!
Shinpachi222 2 years ago 3
epic. I wanna play banzai arcade D:
TranceCore3 2 years ago
Are you going to release this game to the public?
macavityomega 2 years ago
Considering the game needs some background activity like... people to actually ask you questions, and actual games to play for the video game challenge...
It'd be hard to do without a group of people.
LashSB 2 years ago
Bah, a trifle matter. A couple of emulators, a few dozen questions, and we can call it a game.
macavityomega 2 years ago
True, true. If Kajetokun wants to release it, heck, I'd take it to my next anime convention as an event. It'd be nice to have!
LashSB 2 years ago
With proper credit given to the creator, of course.
LashSB 2 years ago
Catchy
Sport921 2 years ago
Catchy theme.
MechaBuu 2 years ago
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i have no idea what this video is trying to do... it didnt accomplish anything...
cybersteel8 2 years ago
Youre an idiot who cant read. This is just music. It was about Music.
Fortist 2 years ago
What was the question going to be?
killallhumanslol 2 years ago
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What, does the scouter say about his power level?
solarboydingo 2 years ago
"Your eyes should still be free. Open them, and gaze upon true AWESOMENESS!!"
This is your best video in ages Kajet, keep 'em coming! =D
Runie549 2 years ago 4
win.
NaraAngel25 2 years ago
???
DaddyWalrusguy 2 years ago
This is WINsane.
TailsFiraga 2 years ago 2
Goldbez wins so much it's almost insane.
JiangRyudo 2 years ago
looool awsome dude
Cloud7Pereira 2 years ago
haha "What would you like to do now? Die, die, die, die, die or die?
bigsonarn 2 years ago 6
I'll pray that I don't DIE.
TonboXChocho 2 years ago 2
This song contains win and lots of ass.
courtesyof24 2 years ago 6
you haven't made a vid in a while so, this is good.
nanookthecrazyskulla 2 years ago
So which answer was the correct one?
orochai 2 years ago 2
There should be only one word in the english vocabulary that can explain the greatness of this song: "Epic"
SonGohanbibi 2 years ago
I can't wait for Fanime '10. I'm going to study everything anime and video games from now until then.
You know the worst thing? I was just in Gamestop the other day and saw a copy of Pokemon Ranger on the shelf. Easy question my ass.
rpgsuperfan 2 years ago
Haha, I read that as "Famine '10".