Deus Ex Added Challenge - Body as a Weapon

[DJKID777]

lol that kinda rude throwing dead bodies all over the street

[NHPDestroyer]

lol the ancient face to ball technique... nice

[Hollybug71]

One time I got on a train... AND I WENT SOME PLACE ON IT!

[Fuzzman109]

"its ok, iv been in worst situations than this, i once had to use my scrotum as a floatation device"

"how the fuck did they know i was over here?! They must be reciving their intel directly from the president" hahahhahahaha fuck your videos are just to funny

[Bishonenprince]

I would love to add you on xbox and play deadisland with you if u have it XD

[pimpwheels909101]

"You dare five-finger tittie-fist me?!?!" You just earned yourself a new subscriber.

[zombiemurderisfun]

2:48 lol



[TBLACKMAMBA69]

This is where I will kick some serious fuck! bicycle

[xxsomexthinxggunx]

My fuck is frowning hardcore because of you!!!!!!

[eleman97]

Whoa I lost sight of him in the stratos sphere! There he is!

[DeltaxxFrost5]

lol fucking trolls below me

[theNISK]

They have GPS...TO THE EXTREME!

LOL!

[Nesyaj]

you should do a commentary of Naughty Bear

[GirlofanAlchemist123]

Half the time he sounds like a stoned version of Mr. Crocker when he yells out randomly "FAIRIES!!"

[GirlofanAlchemist123]

"My fuck is frowning because of you..."

what? XDDDD

[SaRaCeNzzz]

Whats up cr1tikal, its everybody.

[kornskater]

i feel some hunter-equse moments here.

[OMGItsJousis]

"Son of a shit."

I'm using that.

[TheLamaWaffle]

Yes

[Fezstacles]

Everyone Follow cr1tikalquotes on twitter for daily quotes and updates for when he posts new videos!

[TheChainsforner]

@TheLamaWaffle- nice reference you got there. Tumbs up to you.

[POLARBEARISTHESHIT]

That is something you never wanna see, expect for every day!

lmao!!

[TheOneBlueNinja]

@POLARBEARISTHESHIT I've officially incorporated that phrase into my regular vocabulary. XD

[TheLamaWaffle]

I used to use my body as weapon but then i was shot with an arrow in the knee

[Mantax66]

@TheLamaWaffle No....

[NoobishPeanutsFTW]

"I once had to use my scrotum as a floatation device against a rebellious group of pterodactyls," I literaly lactated all over myself just too funny

[smorepie]

i once had to use my my scrotum as a floatation device for a rebeillous group of terodactles lol only cr1tikal!

[TheAbazzor]

Your'e goin' down to China Town!!!

[Radioman727]

you know i went on a train once....AND I WENT SOMEWHERE ON IT!

[toaoli]

for some reason in this video he sounds like yogi bear. 0.o

[navyreaper011]

NIPPLES R AWSOME



[PANDABEARXTRINITY]

you know one time i was on a train and i went somewhere on it

[Terrorstanius]

@PANDABEARXTRINITY fail, ya got no thumbs up

[FlamingQueef]

@Terrorstanius Fail, he never asked for any.

[Terrorstanius]

@FlamingQueef i know a thumbs up comment when i see one, dont doubt me

[FlamingQueef]

@Terrorstanius Can't be 100% positive though! :p

[pexpix]

This guy has been trouble in the past.. but not todaayyy! LMAO!

[jredbaron96]

Bicycle.

[aFLYER1980]

Your voice reminds me of yogi bear.

[supervenom2000]

i know a way u could have killed all civilians their are a few in front of the guards so leave them till last and kill the same civilian u killed first proffeser penis face and kill all the other civilians and avoid the gurads and when the few in front of the guards are the last 1s quickly kill them and maybe when u are around the corner from the guards throw a body kill 1 civilian. guards will come over shoot them when the come around corner and finish off the last of the civilians.

[supervenom2000]

i am replying 2 my comment 2 add something after u have killed all the guards with that strategy of mine and the civilians with the guards the last 2 civilians will be in the sub way and their is only 1 way in and out so u should do that kill guards strategy i said so u can go down with a civilians body with no trouble from guards and finishs those 2 off thank u

[supervenom2000]

lol at 1.22

[noahwitherbee]

my fuck is frowning right about now because of you

[A5GRedwing666]

lol "The buy one get one free special"

[joseph66er]

im about to start tittying all over the place right now. XD

[boomer4556]

how fat is this bitch

[ReviewerKid90]

My fuck is frowning hardcore. Lol.

[blackdecaymusic]

5 finger titty fist

[RxEcovery]

.....bicycle

[XxMarkDorjeexX]

They have GPS everywhere!!!

[Funnerism]

To all the trolls who said Crit1KAL has died :

He uploaded a new video.

So stop bitching in our faces about things that aren't even true. You assholes must get a life.

[BlackHairedGoon]

@Funnerism

he d1ed lollololololollolololololo

TROLLED!!!1

[Suanders3]

Sooooooo Cooooool

[MegaKoolaid2010]

Shes land-Locked...lol

[elitemarcus100]

hes new video is up allready,,,,its battlefield 3

[1015KillaB]

@adogegajfan11 you're a douche. WHERE THE NEW VIDS AT MAN??

[adogegajfan11]

@1015KillaB HE HAD 3 COLLAPSED LUNGS HE HAS MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN TO MAKE VIDEOS!

[SchecterManiac]

@Arthur11797 I like how your comment has like 76 thumbs up and it's not in the top comments

[Arthur11797]

@SchecterManiac yea i know, i dont know why its not in the top comments -__-

[v01cr0n]

@Electricalmoose no shit i saw it as soon as he uploaded it.

[DChevy98]

They have GPS.... TO THE EXTREME!

[allypablo007]

this was awesomeness :D

[reichstag10]

I want all of you to search and Thumbs up every comment that said Cr1TiKaL is still alive and he will make a comment soon. Peace

[SuperKillerchris]

@reichstag10 he has a new vid

[reichstag10]

@SuperKillerchris And that's the exact reason i posted that comment: to show they were right.

[MrMeeee0]

Hilarious

[SuperLuis2545]

is funny when he said how fat is this bich!

[ninjaslaya10]

that guy is on steriods....

[XxskullyXx1]

This shit is 2 funny

[IncredibleWalri]

this is the only way to commit genocide ---  Sent From penguinz0's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[FearDizGhost]

"I once had to use my testicles as a floatation device against a rebellious army of teradactyles." <3Cr1tikal

[MrTyAaron]

@FearDizGhost Scrotum*

[TechnoGlitter2048]

Cr1TiKaL's lung partially collapsed three times. So he decided to take it easy, and start playing video games and rubbing his nipples again. No need to worry, people.

[aaspradlin]

Oh god. Imbrolic invited his friends from preschool to come troll penguinz0

[mrarabgamer]

cr1tikal just made a battlefield 3 vid.

[jdburt98]

@sealboy783 you will never defeat our master so shut the fuck up and follow orders you fat peice of shit

[murtsman1]

He made a new vid guys

[Dravkoja]

imbrolic is a doucebag troll dont feed him

[sealboy783]

I think Critikal needs to take care of this white ass piece of shit imbrolic. And of course since I posted this, the " piece of shit" will come bitchin to me. Then I'll find a bunch pictures of dildos and condoms at my front door.

[imbrolic]

everybody ill bemoving my trolling self over to his other vids! i shall maintain victory

[goldthehegdehog]

@imbrolic uhh no one likes the illuminate so i think you should get your illuminatic ass outta here. good day sir :)

[Mazter1veteran]

He is back!!

[spiderprismblade]

OK PEOPLE WE ALL KNOW IMBROLIC IS A LONELY KID WHO HAS NO LIFE WE SHOULD ALL START IGNORING HIM HE THINKS HE SO PIMP WHEN IN REALITY HES JUST WIMP

[Quebec753]

He is back!!!

[Swagger565]

Goodbye, man. It was good while it lasted. You will be missed.

[MrCoolSmurf]

@Swagger565 He's back.

[the3ysmen]

@Swagger565 ahaha, he just uploaded battlefield 3 footage!

[Swagger565]

@the3ysmen Thank God. I saw it 3 times in a row yesterday! It made my day. I was almost giving up entering Youtube, this guy is the only reason I go to this website.

[Zucca2011]

Man, I love Cr1TiKal. But hearing that he is gaming xbox 360 24/7 instead of caring of his fans pisses me off!

[BiodarkEdge]

@Zucca2011 the world doesn't revolve around you. his lung collapsed 3 times and he's taking time for it to recover before doing anymore commentaries. youtubers have lives too and he's trying to live his.

[snakebeefer9999]

@Zucca2011 he doesnt get paid, he does videos for his own fun, so its kinda his choice if he wants to wait before releasing a video

[N00BPUN1SH3R]

I hope he comes back soon

[2kukerman]

after two months its time to Unsubscribe

[XKCDism]

I heard that cr1tkal had his, third?, lung Collapse.

I hope he ain't dead, he is funny and does provide entertaining commentary.

[Devill104]

Dont wprry guys improlic is scicologicly chalenged

[XKCDism]

@Devill104 did you spell that wrong

[pieofpeace12]

im sorry but i cant be fucked to check his videos in hope that he has made a new one ive been looking for A FUKCING MONTH

[GSN2007]

everyone just ignore imbrolic cos you can see this guy is a troll, he go no friends (he dont need dem) and his youtube page says it all, no vids, subs, or details, just people giving him shit cos he was born a faggot. ignore this fucker and hope critikal restarts his nipples and makes some videos

[GSN2007]

@RagnarockHD dude seriously, you have major issues to wish death on someone, i mean, have you no feelings at all bro

[Grantharrhy93]

Is he dead?

[murtsman1]

Guys if you just ignore the imbroc fag he will become tired and go away. and I know your gonna make your troll face and say your not but it will happen inevitally

[SirDude456]

for everyone wondering what happened to cr1tikal, he attempted to rub his nipple with his knee whilst flying through the air on a trapeze and he accidentally broke through to the filth dimension where he had to battle Cthulhu with his mustache and a noodle in order to reclaim the fabled nipple that was sucked into the aforementioned dimension. He got a nipple back, but it was Cthulhu's. long story short his new nipple is fine, albeit a little perkier than usual, he should have a vid. up soon.

[BrokenXboxProduction]

@SirDude456 he didnt have a collapsed lung or anything

[Lighter03]

@SirDude456 You were correct.

[megahappysushi]

@SirDude456 yep cr1tikal is better than Chuck Norris

[Vidiogamemaster1324]

He did not upload a video for 2 month D:

[DippedNcheese]

@imbrolic $500 says you won't be able to, jackass

[sorbsappletv]

Cr1tical is the best! Plz don't die I love ur vidz!

[thev01cr0n]

Im ignoring imbriolic from now on he isnt worth my time but does any one know whats up with cr1tikal being gone for so long

[zkiller142]

@thev01cr0n His lungs collapsed.

[imbrolic]

@thev01cr0n i bet youre going to respond back anyway(: which feeds me! MAKES ME STRONGER!! give in to the hate bitch(: i will rule! you will die! and i will reach supreme victory!! enjoy your last moments fagite(: cuz ur life is ticking away....tick...tock...tick..to­ck

[WanaPlayDrums98]

@thev01cr0n They said he is in the hospital. im getting worried. i need to masturbate to something. and quick.

[spike123411]

@thev01cr0n his macbook broke and the company is taking a long-ass time to fix it. He's also waiting for a pc to come in the mail

[Tayoballs]

@thev01cr0n

If you're subbed to him, which i'm sure you are since you're watching the vid hehe. His newest video he posted up on him playing BF3, He stated that in the past few months, he's had problems with a collapses lung and took it easy those few months, but he says he feels a lot better now and will upload more vids, but taking it easy as well.

[DippedNcheese]

@imbrolic Do you really think you can bring down Cr1TiKaL?! HE'S A LEGEND!!! Give it up son, it's like trying to defeat God. IT WON'T HAPPEN!

[imbrolic]

@DippedNcheese i will accomplosh that as well(:

[BFCreviews]

@imbrolic you are an embarrassment to humanity

[thev01cr0n]

@imbrolic and i dont care if i break a few rules of the internet saying this im getting 4chan involved then you will see what a reall troll looks like

[v01cr0n]

@imbrolic Dumb fuck how are going to lnow who i really am dumbass wow some dictator you would be.

[v01cr0n]

@imbrolic yea i am a dbz fanboy ill admit that anyday and my life sucks. And i said i was going to bed because i have a job and i dont have a bedtime im an adult. I keep responding because i find it funny that you think people take you seriously and that your some murderer and you cant spell faggot right you faggot. Your just a scared little kid bro. You think you very very very minor internet awarness is going to amount to anything in the real world. Your no dictator dumbass you think calling

[Vi0letVelvet]

@imbrolic

Wow, your right. You ARE a good troll.

Cheers to you.

[imbrolic]

@Vi0letVelvet thank you! you are a new buddy to me(:

[imbrolic]

YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC!! I AM THE MOST POWERFULL TROLL YOU HAVE EVER MET! ILL NEVER LOSE! I WILL NEVER LEAVE! I HAVE THE POWER TO CONTROL ALL WORLDS! YOU SHALL ALL BOW TO ME! I AM BROLIC! AND FOR THAT YOUTUBE WILL BE DESTROYED! muhahahaha!

[dayofreckoning619]

@imbrolic You realize calling yourself a troll no longer makes you a troll, at that point it makes you look like a sad son of a bitch.

[justcassl]

@imbrolic Fag

[imbrolic]

@1214Ibanez yea and next thing is that ima lose all my real treal friends and lose my crush right?

[7rapper678]

@imbrolic now you know imbrolic that isn't very nice you should apologize

[imbrolic]

@7rapper678 why would awseome person like myself say sorry?

[7rapper678]

@imbrolic Well your just being a jerk my good sir and it would be nice if you apologize

[imbrolic]

@7rapper678 awwww ur soo cute! i apologize(: but only to you!

[7rapper678]

@imbrolic Why thank you my good sir ,but now you must apologize to everyone

[MrOvaltineMan]

@imbrolic are u trolling? because i thought u were being serious? it is so different on the internet, damn.. ( NOT sarcasm)

[UnivofTX33]

I notice imbrolic is trying to be an evil critical nice one fag

[imbrolic]

@UnivofTX33 im his ebil twin(:

[v01cr0n]

@imbrolic bitch you know nothing of what your trying to become. Mother fucker the whole county i grewup in hated me for the shit i did white trash mother fuckers couldnt keep there mouths shut so it spread to the next county over my own family wanted to put me up for adoption because the shit i did you think you some bad ass infamous future dictator. What the fuck makes you think you can do that you fuckin pussy your just some kid who's family loves them and tells that they can do anything. Bit

[imbrolic]

@v01cr0n ight now listen here lil fagite dragonballz fanboy(: i love how you say you have a life and youre going to bed most likley becouse its youre bed time and then 30 minutes later you respond back! xD im not even responding to you and youre typing these comments non stop like if i am XD u r no better then me you. and wow sounds like you have a sucky life,my parents died ina..."mysterious fire"(: tht we will not explain ;D and when i become dicactator you will be first in my list..to die(:

[UnivofTX33]

Imbrolic is the stupidest no life guy ever when critical comes back he will be shitting all over this guy

[GTAMANIAC1999]

Everyone, There is a picture of Cr1TiKaL in person on Team Nobles Twitter

[v01cr0n]

Alright unlike imbrolic iv got a life so im gonna go to sleep now. Alright ill pwn you some more tommorow imbrolic.

[thev01cr0n]

@imbrolic send your army of 1 subscriber at me kid lets see what happens.

[ImJTHM]

Two months and Critikal hasn't been online. :C

[v01cr0n]

@imbrolic kid no ones gonna feel your wrath alright and we arent the victims here in case you havent noticed YOU are lil man!

[v01cr0n]

@imbrolic funny how you didnt reply to me you little coward. Kid listen your done here okay and dont say "ill never be done i will become dictator of the world." everyone here looks down upon you alright we destroyed you!!!! Go troll some where else alright!!! You stupid little pussy youre nothing its over alright kid!!!

[legitmilkman98]

@imbrolic why hello good sir im just wondering out of curiosity do you ride the short bus to school or were you dropped on the head as a child?

[imbrolic]

@legitmilkman98 nooo i ride the big yellow ones ^-^

[imbrolic]

@Justin68826 @thev01cr0n hahahahahaha!!!! i left you dumbasses i went out to go plot another plan to try and commite sum murders(: i didnt give up ill nver give up. i will become stronger!! all ur comments are building me up more powerful soo keep postngcomments, make me stronger! i will rule the internet! rule the world!! i will be NEOMACHINA! THE BEST DICATATOR ANY1 HAS EVER SEEEN!!! sooo kep on going shoot! i wana see what you niggers/mexicans/jews can do!(:<

[sodatothefnpop]

just thumb imbrolics comments down im 90 percent sure he is a fat high schooler whos never had a girlfriend or played sports trying to get attention that he cant himself earn in real life

[imbrolic]

@sodatothefnpop i see! another victim! you too will soon feel my wrath

[Justin68826]

@TheUltimaXtreme I'm 15 and had nothing better to do. Stupid shits like him just piss me off. And "Internet bad guy persona"? Everything I typed to him is something I would say to his face if I knew him, it was no persona.

[OleWhatshisface]

wait, can someone tell me what the hell happened to cr1tikal? like, what happened to him and why isn't he posting any vids?

[TheZmaster72]

Imbrolic how many people do you think would follow you in a pathetic neo-nazi attempt at genocide? Not many, and youll get your dumb ass shot or kicked if you go out saying that shit off the internet. So put down the keyboard and see what happens. I dont care if you are just doing this for shits and giggles its absolutely fucking stupid. Same with the others. By dogging imbrolics life* which ur doing a good job of* will just encourage him. So shut the fuck up, and get better cr1tikal.

[imbrolic]

@TheZmaster72 hahahahaha i already have a mass army at my side there is nothing you can accomplish(:

[v01cr0n]

@theultimaxtreme Thats not what i meant but who cares hes finally gone!!!!

[v01cr0n]

@bennythejet116 yes we did it thank you spiderprismblade thank you everyone who helped get rid of this imbrolic douche if he comes back just do what we did here tonight.

[thev01cr0n]

@imbrolic you got owned bro trolololololololololololololol­ololololololololo

[TheMaestroChannel]

Hey cr1tikal can you post a comment and let us know if everything's ok? I know your lung collapsed but I doubt your dead like some of these faggots have been saying.

[TheWhackedturnipClan]

cr1tikal died

[v01cr0n]

@Justin68826 yea bro were fuckin owning him! But dont stop were doing great!!!!!

[TheUltimaXtreme]

@v01cr0n @Justin68826 @thev01cr0n @imbrolic You all need to shut the fuck up. There's no point in spawning shit flamewars for the sake of "lulz" in your own inconspicuous "internet bad guy" personas. You aren't funny. You aren't entertaining. You don't make people smile. You just waste your own life doing utterly pointless bullshit, and if you people had any logic, you'd stop trying to "troll" and actually do some productive work. You're all immature shits and you need to grow up.

[imbrolic]

@TheUltimaXtreme lmaooo i love how i agree with you(: but im sorry i canot leave this battle

[TheUltimaXtreme]

@imbrolic let me be the first to personally say you need to leave. Sadly, volcronic is my friend, and his endeavors in this is just to get you to react. He's most blatantly trolling you. He spammed me specifically to reply. He's just a childish person who I only know because on of my GOOD friends is his friend. I try to compensate, but it's not quite possible, not with this idiot.

[theman55able]

why haven't you posted a video in so long

[v01cr0n]

@Justin68826 yea bro we burnin this mother down keep it up were doin great!!!!!!

[Justin68826]

@imbrolic like you know where I live. Even if you did and you could drive a bus and kill my parents, I'm sure that I could take on an ignorant 11 yr old bitch.

[thev01cr0n]

@imbrolic And trololololololololololololol whats wrong you dont look so tough now kid??????!!!!!!!!!

@imbrol