Call of Duty: Black Ops: An Awkward Coincidence with Captain Sparklez (BO Gameplay/Commentary)

[demolition809]

cool, my username in starcraft 2 is demolition!

[RoGJoshSG]

can you send me a friend reqwest on xbox 360

[4541mikey]

Yep that's my favorite gun galil

[uKnowMichiel]

Hey guys im searching for some xbox-gamers to play with on black ops (u can call it a clan) anyone who is interested can send me a message on my youtube account, or add me on xbox (Z3ro SparkleZz)--> based on my idol.

[criner12]

wow dude guess what you suck my names DC Stickman Bitch im better than you

[CommunityGamingVideo]

Have a sweet video on your file share? Don't have a capture card? Send me a message! I will record your video off your file share and post it to my channel giving YOU the credit! Message me if interested, go to my channel for more info. Xbox only for now though, sorry!

[rojoshow13]

Yeah that would be weird to get recognized becuz ur not really a real celebrity. So having some1 recognize u would be unexpected & weird.

[conndawggg]

@rojoshow13 haha it was my friend that saw him! He went to my school 2 years ago when I didn't go there, but anyway my friend saw him there!

[mrdarkfire225]

i would say "get in my van"

[banana2263]

Arf. I win.

[CulpinKing]

Hey join r gang on XBOX it would be good fun just add me Culpin King or Jamespond and the rest of us will add u. we do loads of private matches so u should like that .

[CulpinKing]

GALIL is best

[IsaiahSOS]

dog has hopps on the kill cam

[isora94]

hmm i guess 7 out of 10 xD

[gravzy56]

Guys pause the video let it load and press 5. BOOM HEADSHOT!

[smallfatality]

why does everyone hate god damm fuck haters he is not gay and he isnt a faggot ass game freak like all of you haters

[DareTheMoyyses]

THUMBS UP FOR COD!!!!!!!!!!

[epicferret1]

74u sucks

[OmegaSniper57]

if there was a video with 20000 likes and 0 dislikes

would like or dislike?

ANSWER BACK!

[maregt1]

@OmegaSniper57 the urge for disliking would be too BIG =D

[maxo420]

@OmegaSniper57 who cares? like a video because you actually like it, not just because its the "cool" thing to do.

[The91302]

@OmegaSniper57 dislike

[guynamedoliver]

@OmegaSniper57 i would watch faggots rate it down

[futurerev21]

I would ask them for their shoes. 

[songfindernumba1]

i would say...... Fuck No!!!! I'm the Hutch! =]

[reinout050]

aawesome

[K1dsCanPlay2]

Co za asy...

[CoDparty75]

WTF he has Scavenger on and he reloads fast as hell!?

[yos2481]

@CoDparty75 uh slight of hand perk and scavenger perk are different. You can choose both of em.

[PyroSeraphim]

What's weird is that I can eliminate players that are far with a Skorpion way faster than an Assault Rifle -.-

And Then I actually own with guns like FN-FAL plus a flamethrower... I love how humiliated people feel when I own them with these commonly called weak stuff.

[grandyman111]

@PyroSeraphim

funny, cuz those 2 are some of the strongest guns, look at the scorpion's stats, its only like 2 ticks away from max damage

[PyroSeraphim]

@grandyman111 I meant to say that I could kill someone at far range with a Scorpion way faster than I could with an assault rifle, even though the range of the Scorpion is supposedly terrible. And the FN FAL is not a spread fire gun and has a low firing rate even if you quick tap the trigger. Try usin' one and see if you can beat those Run and Gun noobs holding AK74u's or other such spraying guns.. I'm not saying you're gonna suck at it, I'm sayin' that these guns will take more skill.

[SkulkingMEDIA]

Extended mags was pretty easy to get (In Mw2 only) because all you need to do is hug a wall in 3rd person and wait, so basicaly camping for the next 40 kills with FMJ

[jacktheripperrules]

@SkulkingMEDIA not camping... tactical positioning

[MSCNnation]

captain sparkelz... dont know how that can get any gayer

[Goatstains]

@MSCNnation captain anal-love would probably be gayer

[kylemenos]

@Goatstains anal love could still work with a women. Try captain anal-lube.

[skaterboy379]

Lmfao nice

[michiganfan725]

"co za asy"

[XxLesser]

@nihang01 Nope your hating cause i got the highest rated comment so calm down HATER

[magnumman54]

rating 1000000000000000



[faeneller]

nice video

[HamadHHAG]

he player

[ChasPadinha]

dude yes. 15 prestige :) owned! get the mod TOOL from: blackopsmod,dot,tk

[CristobalSill]

w000t 15 prestige glitch nublets hahahahah get it here: BlackOpsMod,dot,tk

[MrShepherd99]

haha that dog showed him the true meaning of doggystyle

[masterkian11]

do you know smoove

[lilg44termanate]

wats ur gamer tag

[thejohno123]

do you NOT dropshot?

[unhappyturtle]

at 6:07 this turns into a porno.

[Cahption]

Pretty awkward

[superspamme]

PRIZE i love you

[XxXdarkspartan]

hey dude im adding you on xbox live my gamertag is fatedink210601

[PENNYWISEification]

lol that dog has commando

[MrManulover]

1.Hold your breath

2.Go to another vid

3.Copy and paste this to another vid

4. ur pc isn't slow

[XxLesser]

@MrManulover 1. Hold your head in a bucket of water.

2.Keep your head there until you cant breathe

3.And die.

4.Cause your life sucks

[MultiLelde]

@XxLesser sigh...i wish i didnt have to do this again...*cough* ahem...

1:Don't hold your head in a bucket of water

2:Don't be a dumbass even though it's a joke

3:Live life as best as you can

4:No ones life sucks, we were given a chance to live, were not a waste of oxygen.

5:Don't thumbs up that guy im replying to, it's sorry.

[XxLesser]

@MultiLelde Im not talking to you troll i was talkin to the other guy who copy and paste stuff so get a life plz

[MultiLelde]

@XxLesser first, im not a troll, and second, if you looked at number two, you would know to shut up

[TipzNTrikz]

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[justilhetop]

@TipzNTrikz nooooooooooooo don 't do that what is the world without noobs who don 't know what they are doing

[dw6nvf]

the very first time i saw the dogs in the multiplayer was like only the 10th game i've ever played and they were enemy dogs as well and i like was standing in the middle of the map and knifed like 5 in a row until one of the attacked me from far left and killed me =C but lately i cant knife the dogs and they kind of avoid my knife i dont know how but they just do... wrong timing i guess

[TAG2785]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot

[prinny081]

"dont talk about gameplay. my videos are blogs." you sir, are a seananners wannabe

[UnitedStatesPatriott]

@xXLezzaa41Xx Fake and GAY..!

[Zorgmonster]

so a random person yells out at you ,in front of hundreds of people, 'Captain Sparklez' which to me sounds like some kind of sexual name that belongs to a whore

[bigmikemd410]

I def wouldn't have a gay ass name like captn sparkles just for that reason. As if it wasn't awkward enough that somebody calls out ur name in front of 2 hundred people but on top of that ur name is captn sparkles lol.

[stuffyplumbers]

gee-zus

[BoySamusMetroid]

Overpowered killstreaks are bs. If you worked that hard to get there, especially without stacked killstreaks, they should be pretty powerful and effective. I don't wanna worry my way to an eleven killstreak only to get two kills with the dogs.

[PauleWnaCracker]

1) Hold your breath. 2) Copy all of these steps. 3) Go to two other video. 4) Paste it in the comments. If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[LakersCP3]

@PauleWnaCracker ive seen this a million times :/

[randomenigma59]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[gor069]

What the fuck are you going on about man

[LateDude96]

This is the first time when I see that my comment would be one of the top rated comments :)

[tylerflow]

I watched this guy more when his username was ProDon'tTalkSh*t. I don't know why.

[ACoonedJiveTurkey]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[zacker95]

yes I like Galil 2.. hhe

[will26196]

say yeah it is me and get socialising

[zackoneill777]

6:16 tthats what she said

[borders22]

AK47u with grip lets you poop on people, lol! Hate that weapon!

[PivotWarKingDX117]

@borders22 haha yea i do too, but apparently its the mp40 of black ops, everyone uses, you will never be in a game when someone DOESNT use it.

[borders22]

@PivotWarKingDX117 Dude, I use Stakeout With Grip as my anti-AK74u! Ususally own them! Hahaha

[obsessionman11]

Hey i'm vlogging here!

[Shiraigan]

Extended mags aren't only easy to get in Black Ops, its one of the cheapest attachments other than the upgraded iron sight for handguns :D

[godofroots]

@Shiraigan dont forget snub nose

[freakylegofan]

@godofroots lol

[itsStunnz]

ayyy i was the kid at midnight release that was like "Cpt Sparklez"!!!!! my name is jesus and my gamertag is Improvisee

[huzzlebut]

i dont see why sound whoring makes people mad.better than campers

[michael3318]

How do u get on machinima crew to make videos?

[dodgeale]

I make my own videos, but I think I'm more interested in just the video making itself, I don't really mind if nobody ever finds them :)

[aluskus]

FUCK THEM WITH A RAKE

[MegaMissPrincess93]

i'd say hello =] 

[markballantineboi]

Anyone who reconises captain sparklez should get a hug and a possibly aa BJ, its that hard to do!

[mrdjxbox]

super dog kill cam

[TheChester29]

man, Black ops quickscopings hard to get used to. thats why i made a mw2 minitage :D

if you want you can check it out. anyways great content captain sparklez!!!!!

[Jaffa4567]

no offence and im not trying to troll you but im sick and tired of every machinima post on black ops of people just getting killstreaks and stuff no on machinima actually plays the objective id rather see plants, defuses, captures, defends with any k/d even negative i dont care. but next time do commentary of the guy who came first on their team he had 5 plants and 2 defuses it would have been more entertaining

[LilTanMan25]

can ghost hide you from blackbirds?

[CHinator100]

@LilTanMan25 nope

[GotGuts100]

@LilTanMan25 no it cant

[MrSnipez2000]

i wpuld say " no im your mom"

[CHinator100]

@MrSnipez2000 i would say you have bad grammar :P

[MrSnipez2000]

@CHinator100 i do inded (im portuguese not brasilian)

[koolchris9]

instead of backstabber, backbiter

[funtastic2000]

6:05 i thought there werent commando......

[EpicMrFailure]

@kman74rocks You go into Create class and it shows you which guns you can buy.

[vguandbloopers]

@kman74rocks an attachment that extends your clip size 1.5x

so if thee normal clip size is 30, extendedd mags makes it 45

[TheKolassalKC]

You are true about the guns but how do I put a machinima on from a ps3?

[flyinhindu]

i tried to add you as a friend on xbox live but your freakin friend list was full

[ChipMunkyou2]

@flyinhindu that sucks, try ps3

[716z]

@AQWTheAlmightyOne Lmaooo

[sasukekiller28]

how did they recognize u if ur a commentator and they can't see ur face?

[naruhearts1]

@sasukekiller28 Maby the Voice? Also he may have a picture or something else somewhere else.

[Dropdownman]

In germany black ops was released in the middle of the day and my dad, accidentaly, bought it 3 minutes after release, and no other person was there!!!

[Jakman01]

Lol Final Killcam... EPIC SUPER JUMP HUMP XD I feel sorry for that dude he just got ass raped by a dog XD

[JMSN7]

Look at how far that dog jumped at the end and I also love the galil

[zacksyoutobe]

Ive known about you for ages but Ive never bothered to check out your content, but now that I have. your actually a really good commentator, and not a bad player. and your friends with Junkyard xD

[MisterTerrifico]

i put emphasis in the 'A' in galil

[TheEvilAngryMidget]

cpt sparklez is cool. thats all i have 2 say.

[killosopher]

Who the hell is Captain Sparklez?

[th3b1rd1sth3w0rd]

@killosopher if you listened its Jordan

[XxQuickScopezXx2]

did u know the galil was made by jews, im not rasist

[StealthyPancakes]

@XxQuickScopezXx2 if someone was a jew it isnt their race just sayin

[LateDude96]

Final killcam the dog kills that guy with surprise anal sex :D

[Zombiesrofl]

@LateDude96 yes, yes he did

[BlackopsModBox]

Woo! The new blackkops mod tool that allows you to mod with a usb and no modded xbox or ps3 has been

released! be the first to get it, download on my page! enjoy ;)

[TaticalZenroy]

Final Killcam = Rape for the Win! xD

[awesomelynice69]

wtf i saw a halo reach ad right before the video.

that shit came out like a month ago -__-

[blackhawk438]

Hah hah, they had thexbox kinect advert before I saw this and there was a small girl doing some movments and while she was doing that it said "Get ready for the xbox kinect joyride"

[TheGiraffe99]

I'd be more embarrassed about being called captain sparkles in public than I would about being recognized.

[blackhawk438]

@TheGiraffe99 Yeah me to.

[LolskiMcgee]

@MarleyyHD The recoil is easy enough to manage and it takes 2 - 3 shots.. Sounds pretty good to me.

[TheMk1997]

@MarleyyHD the vector had no recoil, it was designed to have minimal recoil in REAL LIFE you idiot

[JarheadM4A1]

@VHVdrummer you can't get dual mags on the Stoner63...

[GOcgyFLAMESgo]

@JarheadM4A1 WHy does the stoner63 suck? in my opinion its got too much recoil

[JarheadM4A1]

@GOcgyFLAMESgo i just dont like the way it handles :/

[AQWTheAlmightyOne]

0:16 He's climbing in yo' windows. He's snatchin' yo' people up.

[TheNverqrui]

@AQWTheAlmightyOne nice

[jdmcow]

dog just mauled that guy so bad

[DaShroombot]

/watch?v=DtK9O4kcVcY

[HazardousHamster]

The Dog at the end.....Wow...

[OpTicGOLLO]

i would like to hear the rest of the stalker story , and how you accepted his friend request with out knowing who he is ,

[gingermeryl]

What a boring attention whore idiot and average gameplay.

[diedtome45]

@gingermeryl Lets see your commentary, gameplay, and contract to machinima. Oh wait... yeah stfu.

[vallkornrunnings]

Fuck harry potter game fuck ad

[thewastedguitarist]

@aliaapruzzese WILL YOU FUCK OFF FAGGOT

[beastimmobby]

fuck the commercials

[VViP30U7]

That's all you did? You just said "This is quite awkward," and never talked to that poor guy again?

[EpicBroStudios]

33 people who watched this masterbate to queen latifa

[eviljimmy45]

@megamante360 its a galil

[IIxR4YxR4YxII]

you hacker!

they took comando out and that dog lunged from like a foot

away!!!