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  • Nigga what?

  • hahahahaha gayyyyyy and nigggaaaaaa

  • its standard how do you fuck up starting in neural...lol

  • 3 dollar bill, maybe?

  • He's Supa gay

  • not sure which is gayer, the driver or the car

  • Lol! He just sits there and talks to the camera...Any post of the two actually racing?

  • that dude was a complete flamer, he did that on purpose so he could give you a "ride" in his car..

  • this whole video was gayer than the gayest man alive to the power of googleplex

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I want my fucking 30 seconds back. Gay ass shit.

  • @jackriley8

    The only worth a shitty american has ever had was burning crosses. Go burn one u piece of shit.

  • you sacks of shit int the USA suck period. Criticizing that black. Neither race is worth anything,i mean listen to that fucking honkie..."cow-balt", what the fuck is a "cow-balt". No wonder people cant speak right in your country. You honkies never taught your slaves how to speak, not because you didnt want to but because you couldnt speak right your damn selves. FUCK AMERICA!!

  • @nihilisticpunk24 You just sound like a worthless punk...

  • why would you have it in neutral when you're about to launch it?

  • Nobody one or lost that race. The silver cobalt never left. In a street race if the car doesn't move its not a race.

  • this is so stupid

  • That n nigga gay.. "Lepthss not put that one on youtube"

  • That n nigga gay..

  • Dumb ass!!!!

  • niggers cant drive.

  • @codydoone Your negative comment will come back to hunt you trailer trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • he seems so fucking gay

  • Thats what happens when you let the nigger get hold of stolen vehicles.

  • omg, wow. fail!

  • I wouldn't want my license plate shown to the web.

  • i love it how people say this car can beat that car. lol any car can beat any car if u put the right amount of money into it.

  • funny, it happens to the best of us.

  • Hey where did you get that hat I like SS Chevrolet please tell me friend:)

  • what a gay fagot lol

  • nothing to do with Ls to Ss

  • "lets not put that on no youtube" lol

  • @Mike Huntstltchy - i have a cobalt and my interior suits me just fine. no its not a damn audi. wasnt expecting it to be. ITS A COBALT, your not getting a navigation and leather. i really dont care about that. all i want is my motor to perform, which it does

  • brutha cant drive

  • i bet if he highjacked it, hot wired it and was being chased by the police.. he woulda smoked the red car BAD.

  • @dnaslinky369 LOOOOOOL!!!

  • @dnaslinky369 racist motherfucker. get a life

  • DSM.

  • many explanations for why he cannot drive

  • That guys gayer than two dolla BILL!!

  • @cobalt1010 You do realize the saying is "gayer than a 3 dollar bill", right? If not, you suck at life.

  • @JobeMinacum They don't make a 3 dolla bill and if they did U'd be one of'em bitch...

  • @cobalt1010 Yes, you're correct. they did NOT make a 3 dollar bill. a 2 dollar bill was in circulation for a long time. that's why the saying is "Gayer than a 3 dollar bill". Nice job making yourself look like the dumb nigger that you are.

  • @JobeMinacum Your the fucking tard... Racist bitch.

  • @cobalt1010 Riight. Explain that you're a fucking tard

  • @JobeMinacum They don't make a 3 dolla bill and if they did U'd be one of'em bitch...

  • LMFAO nice

  • haha dumb ass

  • good thing they are 2 door dumb ass. lol and im tired of kids compairing 20k cars to 36+k car. DID U KNOW A lambo can beat a Tarus??? crazy right?

  • did you know a 10000 built mustang 5.0 will spank a bugatti, lambo, ferrari, or whatever

  • nooo ur so wrong. A tarus will smash a lambo. Oh my bad i was playing with hotwheels. I hate people that say stuff like that too

  • @mrkrackie i hate dat shyt 2

  • @mrkrackie yeah right. im looking to get a cobalt ss supercharged but only because its a nice car in my opinion. im not expecting to whoop peoples asses in a race ha. it has 205hp which in a light car i guess is pretty good but my 2001 galant gtz has 205 stock horsepower to and its pretty slow. granted it isnt supercharged, standard, or as light or have as small an engine but still it isnt a racecar.. its a fucking cheap coupe with a supercharger.

  • @mrkrackie hahahahaha....i dont get it either.....i just laugh

  • @mrkrackie first of gay second of a tarus could actually beat a lambo but you would have to do mad work...I hate people that label a cars speed and capabilities on its price

  • that guy on the silver cobalt looks so homo... anywayz a mitsubishi evolution would rape any of these cars here.... any four door cars...

  • from a dig, evo's will beat many 4 bangers.

    from a roll.....ya evo's nor sti's are all that fast.

  • so sad.

  • 0:18 ... so gay..

  • Ahhahahahah... Cobalt... sucks.

    Maybe it has a kind of nice style, it's still General Motors and mecanic sucks. It's always broken like Chrysler products.

  • Hmmm, just like your spelling.

  • I ask you to write in French now. If you use a translator, i will know it, cause they always do the same mistake.

  • nice i lu cobalts mines an 06 non ss and sc.straight stock.but i just burnt my clutch out yesterday.anybody can tell me whats a good clutch but cheap to get.all i need is the whole cluctch kit for it.but i found a regular stock one for $190.00 new with tax nd everything

  • Look into an ACT, exedy, or fidanza clutch

  • Talons fucking suck! I rather have a Beretta!

  • AWD kicks ass, with some Buschur parts that Talon will eat both of these pieces of shit.

  • buschur power

  • yet another asshole who knows shit about cars

  • Oh really? Say it that to the Talon running 400awhp with a few mods, ya douche bag. FWD is shit, I know it is because I drive a TL who will spank this Colbalt as well.

  • thats not stock and talons are pieces of shit dude dont deny it and tls look like my ass and there not as fast as a car with similar hp thats lighter

  • Talons are good cars, well of course not the shit buckets that have been rusting for ages. I have gone to DSM Shootout here in Ohio, look at my video, so many Talons running 11's, 12's, 13's in the 1/4, of course not stock but they still are cheaper then a Cobalt SS or LS is.

    Also I have a TL-P not even an S and I still put down the Supercharged Cobalt like it was a shit box, if I had a TL-S I would of murdered it by bus lengths instead of car lengths.

    New Turbo Cobalts, are pretty narly tho.

  • wow...i get so sick of people saying.."cobalts are shit, i drive a ( for example) TL who sould spank this cobalt"...know why mike..because the cobalt is a 25 thousand dollar car as the TL is a 35 thousand dollar car...compare a TL to a camaro...around the same price range right??? ok but the TL runs 14.9s and a camaro running 13 flat...this is stock..oh yea one more thing...get your facts straight cause a new cobalt tc runs 14s...so...yea...FAIL!!!!

  • @focusizhere- Hmm... I'm sick of people like you running into fights when you don't know how it ended or how it started or what it's mostly about. TC Balts are pretty tight, but we weren't talking about them. I was on about the S/C, on top of that I don't have a new TL and the new TL 6pd can run low 14's check ur facts douche bag.

  • actually i already did..and the normal tl does not run low 14's im not sure what there called but the tl s or someting like that..yea that does but that runs you even more than 35k...

  • @focusizhere - a normal tl NOT Type-S with a 6spd transmission and a drive who knows what they fuck they are doing can get it to run low 14's. It's not $35,000.00 not even the Type-S. They were when they first came out brand new, that's what happens when you have leather seats, navi, heated interior, nice sound system, 6disk cd changer... so on so on lol. Your paying 25k for a Cobalt with shit seats and a plain interior, whatever floats your boat. For me it's not all speed.

  • actually cobalt ss/sc runs 14's cobalt ss/tc runs 13s as long as you have a good driver

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  • oh..ok thx for the correction...so in other words "mike" your even gayer now...lol

  • they run high 13s...

  • if you talking about t/c cobalts yea with a really good driver on a good day

  • @focusizhere yeah the old cobalt ss/sc still could run high 14s

  • hey a colbalt is not that expensive cause i just got a colbalt ss for 16,000 get your prices straight

  • @ tracey21100 im not disputing that you got a cobalt for 16k...but i can guarantee you didn't get a 2009 cobalt ss for 16k...thats what i was referring to

  • oh i wasnt bashing what u said about them its just that i got a cobalt ss 2010 for 16 grand but i have gotton looks form guys cause they hate it when they see girls driving one and stuff. im a girl who drives it like a guy would. i love my car and its actually my first car i bought myself =)

  • @tracey21100

    Just because YOU got it for 16 doesn't mean it doesn't go higher. I brand new, NOT USED, cobalt SS Turbo charged can go for 23,000.

  • @tracey21100. Over eight months ango I got a brand new 2009 Pontiac G5 for $8,100. It is an automatic with the MyLink sound package with the USB reader, uh it has the 5 bolt [lugnuts] 16' wheels and after over eight months it only has 3,770 miles on it. The Husky Liners floor mats catch ALL the MI snow and salt like a bath tub to keep it CLEAN. It's not fast AT ALL but for decent NEW transportation these days that is a steal.

  • @AngelOfDeath963 Hahaha, you beat me to it. Talons are fucking S-H-I-T!

  • @AngelOfDeath963

    the person you responded too is indeed an idiot.

    But honestly, blatantly insulting DSM's which run one of the best 4cylinders ever produced in terms of power/mod response, is just plain ignorant.

  • @Bbdrew You really think the talon motor is a good one? I'm not saying it doesnt put down power or trying to talk trash but that engine has some of the shittiest internals i've seen in my entire life. They stopped making them for a reason. AWD or not talons are the suck. If you want a good DSM try a vr4 or stealth RT

  • @srtallday They stopped making that motor because of shitty internals LOL!!??

    Stock 1g bottom end is proven to hold up to 500hp, and even 600hp on a really good tune.

    Sorry to burst your bubble but they haven't stopped making that motor, the 4g63 is still being used in new Evos. Vr4 or stealth? WTF! Yeah they're nice cars but are tanks, glass transfer cases, and SUCK 500X as much to work on.

    You proved you know NOTHING about the 4g63 motor saying it has bad internals lol.

  • @Bbdrew yea but you get more from the v6. And those are not the same block in the evo it is completely revised with diff internals. I say they are not too great because I have personally seen them blow up with heavy bolt ons. Claiming it can handle 500 hp stock is kind of ludicrous as I've seen three blow engines on the dyno only hitting 430 tops.

  • The 4g63 is same motor used up to the 2007 evo's, then they revised it a bit and its now the 4b11t - just a revised 4g63.

    It sounds like you hang around with people that dont know how to tune or build a car? Those motors wont blow from 430hp, only from a shitty tune or something messed up in a build.

    I dont claim it can handle 500hp stock, it's been proven. 600hp has been proven on a good tune.

  • @srtallday

    And you can't get more from the mitsubishi v6 without spending a TON more money. You can spend 2k on a good running AWD dsm, a good Vr4 will run 8-12k. Parts cost a ton more and are rarer. It's hard as FUCK to work on, there is no GOOD tuning software for it aside from AEM which is 1k where DSM's have DSMLink which is only $350

    Vr4'S for what they are, are junk.

  • @Bbdrew The people tuning them have been professionals on a mustang dyno.... they know what there doing. I prefer the vr4 because around here parts are so cheap. My buddy has a stealth RT running 11's and he's only put 1500 in the car. It is far from "junk".

  • @srtallday I'd have to see proof, I've NEVER seen engine specific parts for those cars being cheap, not to mention theres no getting around the fact the cars are tanks.

    I'd need proof of it running 11's for $1500,unless he bought it built.

    And I'm sorry but if a DSM is blowing up at 400whp JUST from power, then there is something majorly done wrong in the build or in the tune.

    My buddy's was built in 99 and held at 400+ hp FOREVER

  • @avery155 yea, thats if you can keep it running long enough to race it.

  • @avery155 Everyone seems to forget about the Buick Regals! My gosh.

  • @ruffisrocker My grandpa didn't forget

  • haaaaaahaaaaaahahhaahhaa dam!

  • haha, nice. threats of violence. way to be on a "higher level" than me. i want to know how i can "go back" to my "pathetic" life. i never left, that makes no sense. im not black either, dont call me a nigga. ill be sure to let you know when i come to vegas, then we can rumble. haha. if you wanna come kick my ass, ill give u my address, and you can come down here and "show me wats up". and btw, you need to go back to elementary school. if you can't spell "what" right theres something wrong..

  • oh and of all the cars that honda has to offer, you pick the civic right along with the rest of the crowd. and you asked me if i built my car..not my motor shithead. you should have specified that detail.

  • ...

  • just like my cuzin, he tinks the SS is the shit.....ill take my k20 ty.

  • your welcome lol

  • oh yeah, drive a honda....thats original.

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  • for your information, i did. its a 2000 cavalier, given its not fast by any means, it was completely wrecked when i bought it due to being in a front end collision, but ive been driving it for almost two years now without hassle.

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  • i did not say i was original. nor do i have the money or resources to be original. i just think your choice of vehicles is pretty mainstream. i don't appreciate your tone. you are a very immature individual. dont even get into engine building with me either, i know my shit. not to mention i've seen enough pos hondas like yours to fill up the entire state of massachusetts.

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  • wow, way to get defensive. really defines your character. if i hurt your feelings, i'm really sorry i sad bad things about your honda civic. would you like ur binky? i bet i know what it is, maybe ur teething. but w/e to get back to the original subject, the cobalt ss sedan actually outperforms the civic si in every category, even price...

  • you also asked if i built my car, what do you have done to yours that makes it so good?

  • what makes my car special is the driver. when someone cuts you a check for racing a off road buggy let me know, then you and your cavalier will be on my level.

    why bring other cars that you dont have into this? my Si is better than your cavalier end of story.

  • no, moron. im not bringing other cars into this, the original thing u said was that ur si was better than an SS, and in reality its not. another thing, i never said my cavalier was faster than your civic, i was simply impying that your car is a cookie cutter rice bag of a car. yeah, if i had the money to buy a civic si i would definitely have something better than a cavi, but i dont. another thing, anyone can buy a fast car like u did, but few can actually build them. its easy to write a check.

  • dang u guys dont have to hate

  • is he gay? wtf

  • i know as much as you guys love making fun of black people or dont have as much money as you. But you gotta stop. He is a really cool man, and it happens to the best of us. Just recently lost control of his car and flipped it 2 1/2 times. The car was totaled but he was fine. So just get a good laugh out of the video and move on with your life

  • am I the only that thinks that dude looks like King Xerxes from 300?

    lol

  • How do you forget to put it into gear?

  • black people hahah

  • AHHHHAHAAAAAHA

  • Why would you race a cobalt in the first place. I4 SUPERCHARGED AND ONLY 205HP!!??? EPIC FAIL if you drive a cobalt.

  • What the fuck is that god damn 747 wing on the back of those shit piles for? It's not like those little ass cannons are capable of speeds above 94 mph.

  • Actually one of the fastest cars under 30k. The SS/TC is the fastest under 30k, and breaks 104+ in the 1/4 w/ a top speed of 150+...Much faster then your shitbox I'm sure

  • Shut the front door. I have a 570 rwhp KB Cobra. I'm breakin 125+ in the quarter. Top speed? 170+

  • wow ur a funny guy. Its called the baby Corvette for a reason. Its the best in its class and one of the cheapest. It has high 12s in the quarter and tops and 150. I have seen it.

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  • that was a lot of anticipation for nothing

  • have a funny story some pussies with cobalt ss talked all this shit about my frineds grand prix gtp then wen they raced the cobalt got fucked up pretty bad not even a race he had no chance in it that just shows that a 3800 v6 supercharged kills a 4 cylinder supercharged

  • gtp's are badass...ive owned 3...i wish i still had one...badly...god i miss mine.

  • nice very nice

    i clap for failure for you

  • can i say ur a dumbass....learn how to drive stick before you try to race it u fuckin idiothaha

  • ahahahahaahahah oo man that was bad loool

    did u get to see the plate numbers atleast?

  • wow lips left, right and center...faggots...

    you do leave her in netrel and then go to first at the last second... jesus christ, kids these days know nothing.

  • well i guess those are both standards. lol. My buddy has a Black SS one. pretty FTW actually. it's no 5.0L 1980's Cobra. Those will make you shit your pants from acceleration. but man these are pretty fast for FWD and under 25,000$

  • Neutral Drop is extremely bad yo!

  • how the hell would it be a neutral drop?

  • lol racist much?

  • jcolbaltss2005- If the driver was white, would FaxxofLife still be a racist? Or if he said,"god whites are so fucking ignorant," would he be a racist? Shut the fuck up we have a nigger a the fucking president so quite your bitching nigger.

  • wow. Um your cool. Ryan is the coolest person ever. You wouldnt know because you are a racist fag who thinks hes Mr. Big and tough.

  • hahaha left it in neutral! LMFAO!

  • cobalt was a nice car but when I got an evo I forgot all about it.

  • bet you my balt can make you remember

  • no no you can't especially with my 500awhp Evo...

  • nobody cares about your little rich punk ass. We people have a job and bought these cars. We didnt feel like paing an extra ten grand for the name evo.

  • job? funny thing I have one these "jobs" you speak of...obviously better paying then yours. Nothing to get upset about champ lmao

  • Ok. I work loading trucks with steel and have better things to by then cars. Im sorry I dont obsess my whole life about them. Its just a toy. Not worth over 30 grand

  • Who says I obsess? Have you been backed into a corner, throwing anything you can think of at me even if it doesn't make sense? You are making yourself look desperate. Others would agree.

  • I have better things to buy other then cars as well. I'm currently in the process of buying a house....

  • i love how people drag race, but theyre sitting there not even launching the car, theyd run soo much faster if you launched

  • cause it's really worth breaking an axle just messing around on a backroad, yeah, ok.

    you fail.

  • Har har haaar!

  • nice

  • Epic FAIL!!!!!!!!!!

  • ya, i drove my sister's civic and stalled at a light and couldnt get it going for like 10 seconds. and i was in the front of the line. so everyone was watching me as i was sitting there. and i am not even black or white, WORSE, i am ASIAN!!!! AHAHAHA

  • lol funny shit

  • love how he said hop in and ill give you a ride lol caz it seems like he knows what he's doing

  • I did know how to normally drive it, just not launch it hard. It was my second day of driving stick. Just an FYI

  • notice this to when speeking of white people there are called caucasians(white) but when we call black people black they get offended? man in no way am i racest but you are damn ignorant and its people like you and AL Sharptan that are fuckin our country up and tryin to find fault in nothing. sorry if i sound mean but im tired of this bullshit.

  • dude, the only people that originated from here is native americans. look my ancestors came from ireland, so im not aloud to be called white? i have to be called irish americans? man that shit happened 200 years ago, for the past 200 years my realatives have been born here so dude im a fuckin american and so are you.

  • no shit. if you were born in America, then you are american. But, what vboi423 is trying to say, is that he is african, born in america, meaning he is AFRICAN AMERICAN. this is not bull shit at all. why are you even getting all pumped up? lol. this is youtube. no one takes this stuff seriously.

  • your fuckin stupid man, you are not from fuckin africa your from america, stop gettin so fuckin offended, it was a joke. yall always gotta play the race card, that shits gettin old

  • psh i noticed that sht too,

  • this is why black people drive caddies

  • bahaha

  • Hey dude, that was me in that video....I'm sure that you were the greatest driver after your second day of driving stick.

    In this video, I had just gotten the car a few days before and I was learning how to drive. Yeah, I did fuck up, but I think we all did when we were new.

    Like I said, I'm not out to change anyone's views, but just know the reason behind it....I was a brand new stick driver.

  • Its cool dude, fucking funny tho.

  • I hope you got it used because racing a new car that hasn't been broken in, and under 10,000km might I add, is only asking for problems.