Saint Martin's Lutheran Easter Procession 2010

[frsdonahue]

You atheists spoil everything.

I have no time for any of you.

[NixonisLord]

Which of the things that I said was false? Are you growing? Is your non-white population anywhere near what you've been saying you wanted it to be since 1987? Is your average age the same as the general population's or much older? Are you having to tell people who work at Augsburg/Fortress Press that they won't have as much of a pension? Why should I be ashamed of stating facts your own officials give out? Typical-shout down someone and try to intimidate with feelings instead of truth

[frsdonahue]

Love this. Have it saved. But---wher's the fire? SLOW DOWN.

[NixonisLord]

You've just reached under 4.25 million and still shrinking. How's that "Celebrate our Diversity!" and "Our Vibrant Church Community" think going for you?

[NixonisLord]

It sounds like you think psychobabble is either intimidating or even slightly plausible as a cover for a pointless and ineffective retort. It still looks gay. You still have a deficit of straight men 18-40. Care to address either of these facts?

[frsdonahue]

@NixonisLord You ought to be ashamed of your damn self. It is a glorious procession. I can feel the Paschal joy every time I hear this. Go spew your filth elsewhere. Feh!!

[NixonisLord]

@frsdonahue Why? It is pointless and does nothing. You look ridiculous, dressed in weird clothes singing songs to a non-existent being and paying a lot of money for the "privilege". Plus your clergy is disproportionately gay. And your attempts at "diversity" are clearly not working; your membership is as "vibrantly colorful" as skim milk.

[NixonisLord]

@frsdonahue if offered the choice of root canal or a church service, I'd take root canal.

[frsdonahue]

@NixonisLord Fine. If I can administer it.

[NixonisLord]

@frsdonahue are you a dentist? Otherwise, no. Only in religion are there unqualified "Doctors" with degrees in nonsense.

[NixonisLord]

Do you have any idea how stupid this looks? Or how gay? No wonder straight men 18-40 are the smallest group in Mainline Protestantism. Who would want to join in this drag show unless forced by his mother?

[HiringAPtAdvocate]

@NixonisLord It sounds like you have really big issues that you need to go to a therapist to resolve - Praise the Lord!

[frsdonahue]

Great. Love it. Only one sour note, but I'll keep quiet for once.

[2ftCornet]

This is my favorite easter hymn!