See peeps dont realize that NYC isn't pee pee friendly. If you have to take a piss and you find yourself on the streets of NYC, you are S.O.L. unless you follow the I.C.'s advice literally. You tourists think you can just go into any fast food spot and piss for free...You betta pull out your wallet and buy a small fries first. Mickey Ds on Canal Street has full time toilette security to make sure you pay the piper before sitting on their throne. Get caught on the street and it's JAIL 4U.
This is a classic Internets video. And, as an added bonus it has a great soundtrack: classic hip-hop tracks by the likes of KRS-One and Nas. I'm totally throwing something on right now from my CD collection. Big up yourselves. Respect.
Tradition for tankers who completed training in the Sandbox at the National Training Center, Ft. Irwin, is to pee in the subturret floor of an Abrams.
uh, i wash my hands and I'm a guy. although i do agree many don't, even in situations where your obviously being watched in a public bathroom. STILL not every guy just doesn't wash there hands.
that was a really dumb comment. kid actually took the time to post a comment about their weight. says your 21, you act 12. oh yeah btw video was hilarious
The hand thing at the end was hilarious
jokamund 6 months ago
you cool just piss right there you in new york
mrerrandrunner68 11 months ago
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passiveMenis 11 months ago
See peeps dont realize that NYC isn't pee pee friendly. If you have to take a piss and you find yourself on the streets of NYC, you are S.O.L. unless you follow the I.C.'s advice literally. You tourists think you can just go into any fast food spot and piss for free...You betta pull out your wallet and buy a small fries first. Mickey Ds on Canal Street has full time toilette security to make sure you pay the piper before sitting on their throne. Get caught on the street and it's JAIL 4U.
djkobafemi 1 year ago
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djkobafemi 1 year ago
my ass
NoSaysHello 1 year ago
this shit is hilarious
ebenabbaan 2 years ago
You DRUNK ASS.
TyeNee 2 years ago
I JUST PEE AND SHIT ON MY PANTS.
colongil 2 years ago
i will never look at another pay phone in new york the same. i didnt even know there were still pay phones in new york.
that is so fucking nasty
jj1oo2ee3 2 years ago 2
For a deuce i take off my shoes...so i can curl my fucking toes....LMAO
Twrex86 2 years ago 2
Good phone booth technique.. I'll have to use next time I'm Smashed.
digitalgenitals 2 years ago
I used a hotel in London when I really had to go
astoria718 2 years ago
1:55!
"curl my fucking toes"
SYFANT 3 years ago
holy shit you guys are funny, keep it up.
alphamale300k 3 years ago 3
6:25 ROFL
ridub 3 years ago
That's the shit--I mean the piss--I mean the shit at 6:26!!! You know what I mean!!
betomas 3 years ago 3
Not cool America... this is what America was founded on!
abishopobispo 3 years ago
This is a classic Internets video. And, as an added bonus it has a great soundtrack: classic hip-hop tracks by the likes of KRS-One and Nas. I'm totally throwing something on right now from my CD collection. Big up yourselves. Respect.
IgorSavtchenko 3 years ago
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fucking digusting.
asianpride1226 3 years ago
"for a deuce i take off my shoes so i can curl my fuckin toes" lmao
JayMarm 3 years ago 4
best line ever
SYFANT 3 years ago
I bet you guys are fun to hang with =]
wolviex2008 3 years ago
Yeah...btw this video is my favorite out of all your videos =)
tridentSF 3 years ago
2:44 ! lol
melmel2228 3 years ago
I like how he has to wipe his hands on his pants at the very end.
sethg81 3 years ago
lol 'this is a sassy sassy building, this is a building that deserves my piss'
BenjaminLaird 3 years ago
Tradition for tankers who completed training in the Sandbox at the National Training Center, Ft. Irwin, is to pee in the subturret floor of an Abrams.
ScoArc 3 years ago
This is the Taj Mahal of pisseries
Grettgert 3 years ago
lmao
Buffalosportsforlife 3 years ago
lmao!! ''Your child can watch you when you take a deuce!''
ScionT2B 3 years ago 4
im never using a pay phone again!!!
Sephirothlives666 3 years ago
ha oh god the pay phone pissing. that's such an awesome idea.
ShawnD1 3 years ago
oh i really need to take a piss
aidyanimal 3 years ago
"for a deuce, I take off my shoes here, that way I can curl my fucking toes" lmao
Hubrystical 3 years ago 6
very funny!
sundeepyup 3 years ago
looking foward to more vids
aidyanimal 3 years ago
Can't believe I watched it all the way through. Ah well, practical knowledge?
OpCzar 3 years ago
Dallas did it for real niger!
rofontgs 3 years ago
this is fuckn genius.
haha the telephone booth
leehan92 3 years ago
the paragon...
luismauricio 3 years ago
haha CHEA! gonna use that telephone booth tip for my number 2s!
youlosez 3 years ago
so i can curl my fucking toes, AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
fariborz29 3 years ago
lol, you guys should have your own tv show.
pandaoflove 3 years ago
Yeah... Guys NEVER wash their hands. Not even if they pissed toxic waste.
Havenscope 3 years ago
uh, i wash my hands and I'm a guy. although i do agree many don't, even in situations where your obviously being watched in a public bathroom. STILL not every guy just doesn't wash there hands.
oneleggedstanley 3 years ago
excuse my language but thats bullshit. I always wash my hands!
BGVProductions 3 years ago
Gas stations are between Restaraunts and Public
sasafrasquatch1 3 years ago 3
Funny and informative!
themaltesebippy 3 years ago
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you fat pair of douchebags actually waddle when you walk!! unbelievable! wtf! that was the funniest part of the entire lame bit
castaneda10 3 years ago
that was a really dumb comment. kid actually took the time to post a comment about their weight. says your 21, you act 12. oh yeah btw video was hilarious
jessefrooshgraham 3 years ago 3
you guys are fucking funny.
meavis0000 3 years ago 2
oh man, im fuckin rollin !! hahahaha bwahahaha, too good, get your views up !!!
loneshark2000 3 years ago
haahaha good ending
samuelmichaud 3 years ago 2
you guys forgot! department stores, man. like macy's, bloomingdales.... total score.
bedpan418 3 years ago
LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM; you can piss; where, on you and when you like!
gzk1111 3 years ago
Nice! Brings back memories....
dindelus 3 years ago
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the most pathetic video i ever watch i whish i could bring back those 06.59 min of my life back plzz i beg u dont watch it its totaly crap
canabore 3 years ago
fuck you dude.
pauljames00 3 years ago 10
/sarcasm on
we all care about your opinion...
/sarcasm off
swyft187 3 years ago
you guys should just wear diapers...then you don't have to walk around to find a place.
dgrkid23 4 years ago 3
While driving I saw a guy pissing in the middle of this circle turnabout intersection in my neighborhood. Broad daylight.
juliajade 4 years ago
lolz. this was super great y'all. super great. i wish every day i was interupted by shit like this. ha!
globalkenthe1 4 years ago
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WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US YOUR COCKS DUDES?
urine 4 years ago
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US YOUR COCKS DUDES?
urine 4 years ago
we did. they're spliced in there subliminally - fight club style.
InternetsCelebrities 4 years ago
seriously good tips
FMAN13 4 years ago
"THIS is a building that deserves my piss" HILARIOUS!
savageian 4 years ago
classic
khalspy 4 years ago
wow
notsankofa 4 years ago
chea!
djwakka89 4 years ago
Dope ass video! Urinenation is ill as fuck! Good Public Service Announcement.
djrayz408 4 years ago