AngryAussie has a wet sticky crotch

[keshalashay]

Nice video but that situation was really fucked up though. lol

[AngryAussie]

@keshalashay Yes it was

[uching]

oh i was in a cab the other day, hot coffee in my lap, one of those take away cups with the plastic lids.

cab stopped suddenly and the hot coffee searing hot went all over my crotch and all the way down the front of my light blue maxi dress.

so i'm walking through the city looking for a bathroom with a huge brown stain down the front of my dress and some of it had gotten to the back of it as well.

not my best day, i can empathize with you angry.

[AngryAussie]

@uching oh wow, that's nasty

[titanticbodyparts]

If you will be around for as long as there are things in the world that piss you off, then you are Immortal!

[AngryAussie]

@titanticbodyparts This is true

[titanticbodyparts]

@AngryAussie

Hey man, been awhile. Just thought you'd like to know if you haven seen it yet. Someone made a vid with clips of sound from your show to make a Fallout 3 Annoying Man vid. It's kinda funny and it's in my favorites if you want to check it out, it's called Annoying Man Annoys Angry Aussie.

[AngryAussie]

@titanticbodyparts Yeah, a guy called Drakortha did it

[titanticbodyparts]

@AngryAussie

Yeah, he/she also did DC Chronicles. One of the best machinima I've ever seen right up there with RoosterTeeth's Red vs Blue.

Wonder is they ever plan on continuing RvB? It kinda left of on a cliffhanger.

[Bubba93000]

nice shirt

[AngryAussie]

@Bubba93000 My girlfriend made it for me

[whoo689]

The absolute worst in stickiness that I can think of at the moment is tree sap. That shit's insane.

[whoo689]

Stickiness is almost never a good thing, whether on your crotch or your hands. As long as the stick isn't on me, I'm fine. But once it gets on me, I'm kinda pissed. I share your concern. God, I hate when my clothes get all messy.

[AngryAussie]

@whoo689 I was pissed off

[LuViNsP]

I laughed so hard when you said "It had some type of magic bag to hold in all the juices but now it just has 1 bit of paper rapped round it and all the juices just leak out"

the little things are everything :D brilliant vid mate. :)

[PersonalVibes]

lol, in school, I decided to do somthing random, Piss in the sink, someone walks in. I get startled by this guy and guess what? PISS ALL OVER MY TROUSERS =D, worst day ever!

[AngryAussie]

@PersonalVibes There's a lesson there

[arayalrio]

I read the title and realized you were describing something at work...and on the subject of this video's title:

At my last job, I had to work beside a (male) temp who left a diary full of thoughts on sexual urges for pregnant women and why he thought he had them, as well as a BOTTLE of LUBE, in his desk drawer every night.

Yet it's a guy like you, innocent AngryAussie, who gets smeared with the shame of a marinated crotch.

(The diary was gone when the temp left. Sadly, the lube wasn't.)

[AngryAussie]

That is a terrifying story

[CELTICS17PF]

One time o did this blonde and forgot to change my light coloured jeans and well the rest is history

[AngryAussie]

That sounds much worse

[merishane]

LOL!!!!

that would be a real piss me off!

[AngryAussie]

It REALLY pissed me off

[merishane]

I can understand.

[vickiormindyb]

You always surprise me.

I thought it was going to be a sex-related video.

[AngryAussie]

That's the joke ;)

[DragonStudiosPro]

I laughed the hardest at this one then all your other ones.

[AngryAussie]

And sadly, it's 100% true

[0o0PunkRock0o0]

omg i remember when i was at like the park and i spilt my drink on my leg the woopy do my retard friend just had to scwich his ice cream right in my ball and there was a really hot chick looking at me i was like aaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuck u

[AngryAussie]

Bad timing

[theRPproductions]

i know how you feel 1 day i went to taco bell and i realized they dont put sour cream in the taco anymore!!! then i thought maybe its because people are lac toastintolerent but thats not the reason cuz they still had the cheese on it!! so wen i get home i put the sour cream that we bought but it nevver taste the same

[AngryAussie]

That sucks!

[vasboiz]

i know eyy it sucks i spilt alot of stuff like vanilla icecream, coke etc im a dirty eater :L

[AngryAussie]

You need a bib!

[kiminosera]

LMAO once i was in a cinema and i spilt my Fanta so i had to sit through a whole movie with stickiness all over my crotch lol. i feel your pain

[AngryAussie]

How unpleasant!

[signwaveri]

You should suggest that the take out wrap your meal in a condom. It's a really tough magic bag that will hold all the sticky juices. -- Okay, that might be a poor idea, but it might increase their marketing potential and save your pants.

I hope the sauce wasn't mayonnaise based.

[AngryAussie]

That is a poor idea

[Craig6623]

Somehow i think i know what you mean by

''If i wanna get a wet sticky crotch i wanna do it the fun way''

[AngryAussie]

Exactly!

[TouchedProductions]

You remind me of me mum!

[AngryAussie]

Is it the beard?

[shadddey5]

dude as much as i love your videos and as much as i think you're funny as hell that title is a little TMI...........but video..funny as hell

[AngryAussie]

That was the idea ;)

[wei00007]

*gir* I love youuuu

[AngryAussie]

Thanks!

[ghostlysecrets]

you remind me of me

[AngryAussie]

How disturbing!

[chocoboy02]

I bet mothers, cops, and Old women love that shirt.

And agreed, Quality > Money Saver.

Charge us an extra three cents, don't charge us our mentality.

[AngryAussie]

Old people love my shirts

[ramblinevilmushroom]

when i saw the name of this, while searching around youtube, i assumed this would be a youtube poop.

still awesome tho!

[AngryAussie]

No, it's a true story

[ScarlettKitsune]

Well, now black trousers would have been more or a problem if it was white dressing... that would have looked soooo bad! ^^

[AngryAussie]

It was a lucky escape

[Sirpain1]

lol this was awesome

hope to see more vids soon

[AngryAussie]

There are a lot of them

[mssaragriffin]

ummm use a towel <<< i'm saying that to see what you say, not to annoy lol

[AngryAussie]

I just hated the change to my usual routine

[slipinsanity]

damn that made me laugh a lot ,and what do u know its fkn true ,ive had the same shit happen cause some prick wanted to save money !

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, it really pissed me off

[ecbfilms001]

LOL were u gonna laugh at 1:38

[AngryAussie]

Not really :)

[jkingooo]

you have the right to be pissed off at people

[AngryAussie]

Damn straight

[Dudemeister28]

lol that was awesome, oh and please make a video with all of your t-shirts!

[AngryAussie]

OK- soon

[Zombait360]

I think i have said this before but your shirts are fucking awsome.

[AngryAussie]

I like them too!

[Cynderella53]

OMG , I had a dream that had happened to you... I freaking HATE it when that happens...... sooo, how'd everything come out?

[AngryAussie]

It came out sticky!

[metaeditor]

This video probably deserves inclusion in your 'Angriest Videos' playlist, AngryAussie! :)

[AngryAussie]

I think it's in there :)

[metaeditor]

This is the first time I saw a 'solid' Mr. Angry video. It looks hard to keep the level of anger up but you did a great job here.

[metaeditor]

1:03 - 1:20 is what I like to call 'The WAL-MART Effect'. Saving money by any means necessary even if it causes problems for people later like substandard packaging in this case and poor customer service just to save money on labor which can result in permanent loss of business if you are not 'large enough' like WAL-MART is.

Sigh, things would be so much nicer on this planet if most the people WERE NOT motivated by greed and fear best emboided in money or the (fear of) loss of it therof. :(

[AngryAussie]

Greed is a dominant force in the world.

[inotcookie553]

I want your shirt so bad. XD " what the fuck are you looking at?"

[AngryAussie]

It's home-made, you should make one of your own.

[Shadoweyes07]

That sucks, cant tell you many times that has happened to me

[AngryAussie]

It's a bloody annoying experience.

[Shadoweyes07]

It does,BIG time,lol.

[VortexNeurofunk]

i hate shit like that man bad luck mate

i get pissed at all the trivial things to because one thing happens and then lots more lil annoying things happen and u just get more and more pissed off yeah?

[AngryAussie]

Yep, it's the little things that tip you over the edge.

[inotcookie553]

The sandwich sounds like it might be from subway.

[AngryAussie]

It wasn't a sandwich, it was a wrap

[MisterElliott89]

i had a wet sticky crotch today as well.. slightly different though, i spilled vegetable oil on it at work... very unsettling being in a pair of shiny cotton pants.

[AngryAussie]

That does sound disturbing.

[jellybeanscottadam]

Bad Luck Dude Haha

[AngryAussie]

That it was.

[kaitheruneninja]

be glade a jug of jalepano peppers didnt spill all over ya .......man it burns it happened to me while i was in my kitchen making my lunch

[AngryAussie]

I am glad that didn't happen.

[BIGALALIENGUITARIST]

did u know about the pants that are spill resistant...like all u gotta do is splash water and they wont leave a spot on them

[AngryAussie]

That's what I did.

[dismutased]

LOL. I hope the sauce BURNED!

[AngryAussie]

Thanks for your concern :)

[slacker874]

will you ever show your own face

[AngryAussie]

What do you think?

[deathofbarney]

Your so cute when you are angry ( unless your on the recieveing end)

[AngryAussie]

I'm glad you like it

[inotcookie553]

So where can i get this sandwich? ill probably have the same problem you have, but it sounds good. XD

[AngryAussie]

It is very good.

[mutantkat]

Oh the pain! The embarrassment, the inevitable timing.. good to know you turned it into something positive :)

[AngryAussie]

I always try to ;)

[americanprincess76]

Look on the bright side mate, you could've been wearing a pair of pants with a malfunctioning zipper, that had conveniently come undone - causing you to get it all over your boxers, or briefs, or whatever. Hell you could have been going commando - now there's a wet stick crotch!

[AngryAussie]

I guess there's no bad situation that can't be made worse.

[Daye04]

Aha ... Guess it's just Karma striking back at you =P

[AngryAussie]

Something like that

[Hirsuticus]

wet sticky crotch, I know all about that.

[AngryAussie]

Lucky you ;)

[KoutetsuTenshin]

stuff IN MY FUCKING

CROTCH

[AngryAussie]

That's what I'm sayin'!

[KidInvisble]

Oh good god i was physically rolling on the floor laughing !

[AngryAussie]

It seemed slightly less funny at the time ;)

[misscupcake1]

PS and i subcribed too :D

[AngryAussie]

Thanks and welcome aboard :)

[misscupcake1]

PS i dont usually rate videos cos im lazy.,

but i rated yours 5 :D

[misscupcake1]

I wouldnt normally click on a video with a title like this but it auto played on your channel and I couldnt help paying attention to your angry tone.

Let me just say this.

LMFAO.

HAHAHAHAAHA

You are hilarious.

I think you live in melbourne dont you?

Im in Syd; if I lived in melbourne I'd go try one of these delicious sounding marinated chicken with salad, bacon, sauce, FUCK IM IN A BAD MOOD wrap thingies

aahahahaha

on a side note.

Im sorry it made your crotch sticky :(

[inotcookie553]

Were can you get the sandwich that you were talking about? Sounds good!

[AngryAussie]

So you like the idea of a wet sticky crotch?

[Rexy129]

i fucking love your videos

[AngryAussie]

Cheers :)

[andrewvpover]

Great video :D I love them all.

[AngryAussie]

Thanks, glad you're enjoying them.

[Marcus854]

and I forgot to mention, funny video! Haven't we all had the ole sticky crotch?

[Marcus854]

your mask gives me nightmares sir!

[AngryAussie]

It's a bit like that.

[BarryAldridge]

That has happened to me a few times having juices being spilled on my crotch.

[AngryAussie]

I think we've all experienced it.

[1GOD1JESUS]

you should pay god a visit!

[RandomDota]

LOL

[Stayhighpizza]

you should stop being a deluded fool

[AngryAussie]

God is a fabrication invented to control weak minded fools.

[Fjordgnu]

Yeah, that was quite a few poorly chosen words.

[AngryAussie]

I'm like that sometimes.

[twoplusoneisthree]

that's crazy! why don't they fold the atcual wrap better? they have to compensate the lack of paper!

[AngryAussie]

I agree! They owe me.

[ILoveBears86]

hmmmm.... A 2 minute video about a guy talking about cereal on his crotch. HEY!! lighten up atleast me and you are in parts of the world where we know where and when are food is coming.

[AngryAussie]

It was chicken juices, not cereal.

[Sheepzez]

ahaha how the hell does a chicken wrap spillage turn into cereal?

[AngryAussie]

No idea where that came from.

[ILoveBears86]

MY BAD, I didn't pay attention to the whole video. I feel like such an ass.

[FrazerVsHell]

Haha I pretty much spill all of my meals on my crotch.

[AngryAussie]

It never stops sucking!

[highwaytohe11]

you got nothing to say, you like a pooper scooper in the park that sccops up dog shit.ok

[highwaytohe11]

also some has wrote on yo face with black permanant texta

[AngryAussie]

It would seem you're the latest dogshit to get scooped up.

[AwesomeGamer4]

was it mcdonalds or hungry jacks.

[AngryAussie]

Neither

[SwEeTxxOLiViA]

HA! you friggin crack me up!

[AngryAussie]

Thanks.

[rhart49]

Mate you sound like a kiwi.

[AngryAussie]

That just makes you sound stupid.

[rhart49]

Touche I guess I do. Meh not the first time.

[TheSocioTownUploader]

I just wanted to know if ur realy Aussie.

[AngryAussie]

Why would you even ask?

[TheSocioTownUploader]

Oh just cuz if u r i wanted to know if ur over re-acting im Aussie to! i hate me bloody wet sticky cruches all day, pisses you off it's like shoving dog shit down u pant's! that's what i mean by over re-acting, however even tho i am Aussie i find it halarious to watch! So r u realy Aussie?

[Wowjan]

umm, wtf?

[HOLYCRAP1234321]

Did you rasterbate to get that background?

[AngryAussie]

I only rasterbate while watching porn.

[txbadgirl1]

Sorry Angry, but shit does happen. If it helps any, instead of icckky sticky on my clothes, I got food poisoning from a place I eat at all the time. Like I said, shit happens........

[AngryAussie]

Food poisoning is way worse.

[alaman321]

how many hours does it take you to reply to all those comments?

[AngryAussie]

It can take more than an hour some days.

[TheKennyKiller]

those wrinkles are really bad ... you need a facelift

[AngryAussie]

Are you coming on to me?

[drum00]

Really wtf is up with people?

[AngryAussie]

I have no idea.

[Thetis200L]

how come everthing that makes you angry is not caught on tape

bring a camera to work with you

[AngryAussie]

That would be a bit weird.

[buttbrainfilms]

totally agree. its is fuckig bull shit when they go off and change things. you should be the one changing your ways. great video man. thee should of been a dam warning but still they shouldent of changed it.

[AngryAussie]

It really pissed me off.

[mabenot1]

wow that sucks! and i hate that kind of stuff too and its always the little things.

[AngryAussie]

It's what pushes you over the edge.

[musicdcguy]

that will piss me off 2

[AngryAussie]

As it should.

[TheLizGang]

hey i have a wet crotch too! :D pay no attention to my username

[AngryAussie]

Let's share!

[ValveProductions]

i laughed hard at " YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE.., NOT AS LONG AS THERES THINGS THAT PISs ME OFF"

[AngryAussie]

And there will always be things that piss me off ;)

[Thastidyinnih]

Look on the bright side, there's worse things that can fall into your crotch...

[AngryAussie]

Also much, much better things.

[rosebudinnh]

why is it ,Your bad moods always leave me laughing!!! your too much hahahaha

[AngryAussie]

That's my goal :)

[Kazzerak]

next time try blending it into some juice or some sort of lunch smoothie you don't get all over *.*

[AngryAussie]

I'd just spill that too.

[nickArzu]

WTF? hahaha random shit

That's my life