Clever octopus

[BallinEagles]

i feel bad for the crabs, it would be torture just sitting there waiting to be eating and not knowing when.

[2davivadiva]

@ 2:06 "Now I'm in the Jaaar!" *to the Southpark tune of "Now I'm in the closet."

[Lucario0812]

@drbackjack, how the f+ck does dinosaurs movies relate 2 this? 😒

[axxonad]

There is no running from Cthulu!

[theDOMlNICshow]

Octopussy

[Lucario0812]

@jakepinkphloid, what if it's a boy? But yes, clever indeed.

[drbackjack]

@Lucario0812

Clearly you haven't watched enough dinosaur movies.

[jakepinkphloid]

Clever girl

[ImCommanderShepard1]

Fuck the crab, he just wanted to be in the jar.

[VTBbank]

Incredible creation of mother nature !

[featherg136]

IT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN!!!! =D

[conjabo]

gloop gloop gloop

[LolzRus974]

Crab: What is thi... WTF!!! Ok ok no big deal, I'm in a jar! WHAT NOW BITCH! ... Wait, what are you doing? No... NO!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

[StillFrigginAlive]

Thumbs up if you dont know how you got here

[pinksynth]

Why do like all Spanish words end in "dad?"

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

1:58

"Crab, surrender now to oblivion".

[MrKiki159753]

Is it Humping the Jar >-O

[velasti123]

okay um it didnt really show the octopus opening the jar it was already opened so im confused

[hardy309]

shit , iam not even that smart

[Nostalgicjase]

Let's see it Octopi Wall Street.

[inverhillsphilo]

@Nostalgicjase lol, this should be getting more love

[Jenhau1]

Wow, the way it moves... like these people you can find in the circus. You know, men or women having huge bending skills. As if they do not have skeletons at all. Of course, the octopus do not have bones like us, but despite this fact, to see this is still amazing. I read earlier this week that they're just as smart as rats, and that one octopus managed to destroy an office because of it's remarkable tour through the aquariums valves (or something similar to that).

[potheadpickle]

@Jenhau1 Contortionists.

[BreakInk9909]

I want a hamster octopus...

[tjigg]

Crab: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

[raigekiman]

Crab* hahahahah he'll never open this jar i'am safe

octopus opens the jar

Crab* AH!!! have mercy

[Jrim615]

but will it blend?

[wahahaisused]

crabs got tentacle raped

[EdTheBadass]

RELEASE THE ... CRAKEN!

[Lady0riza]

This kills the crab.

[PorkandStrife]

@Yuffie3982 i enjoy basking in the south pacific ocean with rabid beavers

[PorkandStrife]

@Yuffie3982 if humans were to go extinct most 1st world countries would be over run by rats and locust

[illethereal]

@Yuffie3982 If evolution is real then the apes had their chance a bajizzllion years ago. OCTOPUS HEIL!

[chrischrist2u]

1:57 looks like the Watcher in the Water. :)

[pingshiyu]

a octopus never used the cap and he knew how to do that shit... humans are actually fucked.

[danichan19]

Davey Jones doesn't have anything on this guy!

[antqcao433]

all hale cathulu?

[drchen054]

Does anyone see "deep rising" here.

[LittleBigPlanet1and2]

E flat 5 D6 lol?

[jonnyboy366]

this is bloody brilliant

[cecpuman]

lol 4:30 he is all "supah mario tyme!"

[Spraaaaay]

LOL the crab was like

"come on, I'll fucking have you"!

*jar opens*

AMFG HALP!!1

[Kerynasta]

It's a loltopus!

"im in ur jar, eeting ur crabz!"

[ImaginePeter]

2:06 - NOW IM IN TEH JAR B****

[fuckuupieceofshit]

Damn nature... You scary!

[TheAsianstudios]

20$ the crab was like "dont open this jar bitch ill cut dem tentacles! *octapus surrounds jar* HOLY FUCK!!!!!!1111

[OgreWorld]

the spider's like /pokerface

2 minutes later: "fffuuuuu"

[MarFish101]

@OgreWorld its called a crab

[OgreWorld]

@MarFish101 right xD woops

[curlytoes79]

2:25 - The octopus is like "I need a straw or something"

[zZxZ3R0xZz]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh odd big fishyyy!!

???

[zZxZ3R0xZz]

thats one big slug

[PainfullyKissed]

omg!

[chillymorrison]

They should have at least given the crab a gun.

[Gale0cerdocuvier]

@chillymorrison it still wouldn't have saved him

[vlaf002]

i feared so much for the crab,,,,,,awwwww

[TheBserk]

octopus: I EAT YOU!

crab: AAAHHH!! (omnomnomnom)

octopus: my jar :3

[AceofDlamonds]

the jar and vial tests have been failed by many other animals...even ones considered 'higher' such as chimps.

the octopus understands that it must go inside the vial to get the crab, not just pull it out.

I like the tube test because the octopus doesn't exactly know where it leads but will study every inch of every corner/turn and remember it when repeated.

[Patrick470]

Lol Batabidd good video, bad English ..

[princeton567567]

It looks like a baby in the womb when it goes in the jar!

[fflower4]

i don't want to eat octopuses anymore :(

[MustangsDog]

The crab in the jar was like: "Oh, Shit!"

[Qasimbajwaa]

Om nom nom nom nom nom

[dauno]

....and that is how you bottle an octopus.

[illethereal]

@SeraphLion Heh heh. Octopodes. Now that's just crazy.

[illethereal]

@SeraphLion It is a real word according to the dictionary. "Octopi" is plural for octopus. That's okay if you didn't know. Most people say "octopuses".

[hatecrew266]

@illethereal Just looked it up and your right!.

[rubyia312]

wow. i liked them before but they now officialy scare me now...

[doofisondeeds]

the third test was very smart

[rebirth24]

Yeah the crabs know they're fucked. That has to suck.

[spunkypancake]

That crab is like 'Oh shit, oh shit'.

[Zuchrizal]

"Transformers!"

[SaintBroken]

In about 10 years Octopi will rise out of the oceans with super robots equiped with laser cannons and other technology far superiour to that of ours, bring the human race to its knees, bring about world peace and solve global warming! heck I even believe these bastards brought atlantis to sink... Either way, Octopi still rule! Hurray for the Chuck Norris of the Oceans!

[mgmansell]

He's like, "I see the crabs... I want those crabs so bad!"

[headbusta25]

This is jawdropping. all i can say is wow, and GREAT video ^_^

thumbs up if u think so too ^^

[PredatorScopezz]

english pls.

[phattown213]

the octopus. it's not between my legs.

[DamePatisserie]

A+ cause i taught him that

[phattown213]

i wana fuk it

[dreboke]

@phattown213 What the hell is your problem?



[Charestria]

andd.. in he goess... it is.. extraterrestrial ahahhahahah

[xXHallieRoxX]

This is why sponge bob shouldnt fuck with squidwardXD

[JaredDArocker123]

Very seductive music lol. It sounds like she's playing battleship

[woahuplayguitar]

i just got my ass kicked by an octopus in a game of tic tac toe. smart motherfuckers man.

[wchris1000]

and people eat those... that's just terrible. If it can reason it's food and it looks like it might be an alien it might be a bad idea to eat it.

[TheChunkBoi]

do they attack humans??

[Mizabella1234]

The octopus is just like....im gunna get'cha no matter what!

[f3rgyboi]

bet the crabs thinking oh fuck

[Stampey2]

how does this show octopus intelligence? it just has the ability to use its suckers and arms to get in and around objects and manipulate its body to get at FOOD. put a rock in the jar, is it going to use the same natural ability of a boneless mollusk with GRIPPING suckers to get it out or crawl into a jar? how many times are you going to be amazed at octopi opening jars...wow, geniuses of the seas....have you seen them do anything else? lets see if you put a fake crab in the jar...

[Jamadian101]

@Stampey2 because a rock is fucking useless. of course it's not going to waste its time opening a jar to get one. Would you?

[Akemi510]

i knew they have no bones but that was crazy.

[pepisko]

Crab: I'm clever too!

Octopus: OM NOM NOM NOM

[dawson01912]

I bet the crabs weren't thrilled about these experiments. ;D

[IceMetalPunk]

Wow, octopuses (octopi?) are so smart! And judging from the last test, they're not at all claustrophobic, either :) .

-IMP ;) :)

[VideoLogDotCom]

maybe octopuses are aliens

[KierrokCyclone]

Pirates of the Caribean jar song modified "I got a jar of crab I got a jar of crab." lol

[SapphireButterfly]

I don't see how anyone would want to wipe out nature. It's the most beautiful thing there is. We are even a part of it. :3

[GreatSageCorban]

I'm curious to what gave you the impression that any sensible human being would want to wipe out nature in the first place. Perhaps people have differing opinions on how to maintain it, but I haven't run into the person yet that was Pro Dirty Water and Air.

[ToxicDumpling]

haha with the second jar the octopus just picks up the first crap like those arcade machines where you snag the toys

[xnastyGee]

LOL crab is like "this is total bullshit, how fair is this" haha

[l3igl2eaper]

crab is like this is total bullshit

[Blam0Man]

aw hes like i has jar now

[heavencantwait77]

wow!

[hahayouknowme33]

Its screwed the top offffff (O,O) omg

[owdl114]

A Production Notice: No crabs were harmed in the making of this video.*

*But they were eaten.

[icegodx1]

how can it fit in 4:07

[illethereal]

we're fucked! Octopi will rule the earth!

[LegendByGod]

@illethereal There will be like the cousins of octopuses who travel to our planet and release them from the sea, then get into a huge war with humans haha

[indalecio21]

@illethereal

If we fuck up,then through time,they also might have a chance.We evolved into Humans.

[MistyLove7]

@illethereal

Tsk tsk! Do you talk to your mim with that mouth? hey hun-bun ;P

[gighnisse]

@illethereal Yeah! OMG! Thay can open jars! :O

[talop]

@illethereal its octopuses not octopi. Reason: Not latin but Greek

[featheredmusic]

@illethereal they sort of rule the ocean :)

[ninchia]

@illethereal Cthulhu FTW :D

[fishandchips8956]

that octopus is a magician and a good dancer haha

[Sandmanifest]

OKay, so you go to sit down on the toilet... then you hear some sloshing around on the water. Scared as hell, you jump up to see 5:23 ...

[Raymint]

These tests are really fucked up

[NJRocks281]

I'm convinced octopuses are extraterrestrials

[shaynegryn]

@NJRocks281 I'm convinced the same about mormons.

[Kinetik17]

EHEHEHEHEEHEH!!! :D

[anthony101derek]

@NJRocks281 yah if youve seen the inside of a dalek it contains an octopus

[tastypastaroni]

There is no god.

[Judes6647]

@tastypastaroni, Thank you for that cheerful prediction Mr. Happy.

[viper021]

And as for your arguement about being "tons smarter" than alot of people, well congratulations, you must be the smartest kid with downs syndrome; I bet you won the special olympics too, guess what? You're still retarded. Ass face

[viper021]

Granted, humans are ruining the planet, but refusing to eat meat or animal products is not helping as much as you would like to think, you think animals eating other animals is wrong, Zebras eat grass, lions eat zebras, lions die, their bodies fertalize the grass, and the zebras eat the grass CIRCLE OF LIFE. Ass face

[Bumblybee256]

@viper021 erm no, no other animal causes the environmental devastation alone that factory farming causes when they eat other animals. We do.

[viper021]

@bumblebee ok numb nuts, i didn't say the animals would caus environmental devastation, i said they would over run our towns and cities if we did not eat any of them because the populations would explode, L2Read dipshit kthx.

[Bumblybee256]

@viper021 No, actually, I was replying to your comment on how it's ok that we eat meat because other animals do.

And no, factory farming doesn't control population. The animals are bred for meat.

[viper021]

@bumblebee I did infact say that humans are wrecking the planet dipshit, again L2read if ur vegan, fine idc ur choice to make but son't sit here and try to correct me on something when there's nothing to be corrected you fucking moron and not every animal we eat is bred for us to eat, people do still hunt and if we stopped hunting all together, animal populations would increase very quickly and to a very high number so shut your cocksucker and think before you say something

[Bumblybee256]

@viper021 you may well have done, but that's not the comment I was replying to.

You clearly know nothing about factory farming.

[viper021]

@Bumblybee256 Well, if you look I have several comments, so maybe be a lil more specific then "the one where you said it's ok to eat animals" and also if we didn't have massive "factory farming" to raise the animals we eat on a daily basis, we would have massive factory farming to produce the grains and vegetables we would eat instead, so either way that's pretty much unavoidable and regardless of which comment u were talking about, i did still say that we are wrecking the planet.

[Bumblybee256]

@viper021 or perhaps you should just hold your tongue until you're sure you know what people mean. Producing vegetables does not produce methane.

[viper021]

@Bumblybee256 frankly it doesn't matter if we all go vegan, sure NOW it's the environmentally friendly thing to do, but if the whole world did it, it wouldn't be and people would bitch that vegans are ruining the planet with their massive factory farms to raise the to quote Aegnt09 (AKA Ass Face) 16 POUNDS of grain it takes to make each 1 POUND of meat, seeing as humans are for lack of a better way to put it made of meat and the average human is nearly 200 pounds, you do the math

[Bumblybee256]

@viper021 The fact that it takes 16 pounds of grain to produce one pound of meat is an argument AGAINST factory farming, imbecile. It's unbelievably wasteful.

[viper021]

@bumblebee ok you stupid cock sucking fucking moron, if it takes 16 pounds of grain to make one pound of meat and your average human weighs 200 pounds and there's over 6 billion of us on the planet, how much fucking grain is that? that is 19200000000000 pounds of grain to support the human population, surely we will not need enormous fucking factories to produce package and ship that shit. Fucktard

[Bumblybee256]

@viper021 lmao - that grain is ALREADY produced to make LESS food. If we ate the grain directly less energy would be wasted. This is very very simple. I know you'll stand by your 'argument' no matter what I say. Simpletons like you are immune to reason and telling yourself you are more intelligent does not make it so.

[viper021]

I stand by my argument and as I can see that you fail to see any kind of logic I will no longer attempt to use any as you are clearly a being of lesser intelligence than myself and thus will not grasp anything beyond the most simplistic explanation with pictures and puppet shows you fucking idiot

[viper021]

It's simple, there WILL be factory farming one way or the other, it does not matter, what ever the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD is doing WILL require massive fucking factories spewing shit into the atmosphere, so again, STFU and go blow a goat you stupid brain dead piece of shit, have a nice day and it makes me smile knowing how pissed off you will be reading this, Please cry, as the anguish of stupid little ass clowns sustains me =)

[viper021]

And as far as your comment about holding my tongue until i know what people mean, maybe if people were smart enough to say what they mean instead of posting nebulous little remarks and comments, then they would not make asses of themselves. I am right and you are wrong and there is nothing you can do about it; well, there is ONE thing you can do about it, strap on your knee pads and like it

[Bumblybee256]

@viper021 lol- you making an ass of yourself is not my responsibility. You have no idea what factory farming is and I refuse to waste my time on an idiotic child like you any longer. Your replies won't be read but I'm sure they'll be laughed at here.

[viper021]

But you stupid goddamned fucking vegan nazis need to shut your fucking cock suckers and leave people alone, no one cares that you're vegan, people care that you act like you're better then them because your stupid ass refuses to eat meat or animal products and you think it puts you on a higher moral plain, personally i enjoy posting completely outrageous and asinine arguments when you idiots do this, because it makes me laugh when you get al pissed off =P

[viper021]

So to all vegan propaganda Nazis, please just shut your fucking cock suckers and leave the rest of the world alone, that is not directed at all vegans by any means, I am sure that most vegans are decent, respectable people, there's no reason why they shouldn't be, but you vegan nazis aremaking the rest of the vegans look bad, so shut the fuck up please kthx =P

[viper021]

If we all decided to go your way and "save 100 animals a year" the animal population would explode out of control and society as we know it would deteriorate because of all the goddamned animals invading our towns and cities because we didn't kill them and eat them. Nature is all about checks and balances, we have predators and omnivores and scavengers for a reason, to keep the planet clean and the population in check

[viper021]

You are such a fucking moron, you sit here and talk about human physiology as if you're a goddamn doctor when really you just have your head shoved way up your ass, we do not have pointy snouts to catch prey because we are smart enough to make and use traps and weapons to catch our food with, we do not need snouts, nor do we need to be able to run our prey down, that's what hunting rifles and bows are for

[viper021]

Ok ass face, first of all.."acidic acid" right, as apposed to basic acid, you're a fucktard. Second, we do infact have HCL (Hydrochloric acid) in our stomaches, it has been scientificly and medically proven. Also, we do have fucking pointy sharp teeth, take a look at your incisors, those are the pointy fang-like teeth in the front of your mouth, gee i wonder why we have those? We also have flat teeth in the back for grinding plants, because we are supposed to eat fucking both.

[ZeroVitality]

we are also specied from the image of god, i dont think god looks like a chicken.

[ZeroVitality]

ok ass face, shut the fucking fuck fuckedy fuck fuck fuck up, you are so fucking annoying. No one cares that your a vegan, no one cares if you think that we aren't supposed to eat meat, we dont give a shit if we die eating something tasty, STFU STFU STFU, and once more SHUT THE FUCK UP. god you are the most annoying little piss hole on the planet. I dont give a damn about your vegan habits, but stop spamming your shit over an octopus video and relate it to humans. god damn you cunt assface

[viper021]

It also allows us to feed the nasty grain to animals so that we may SLAUGHTER them and EAT them like god intended, Humans are not meant to be purely carnivorous, but we are meant to eat meat....ass face

[viper021]

ass face

[ZeroVitality]

plants will become extinct and animals will overrun the planet

and we will all know who to look to, your stupid fucking vegan retards. fuck you and go fucking die, you are the most incompetent, arrogant dumbfuckingshitassfacetardnugg­etturdfuckingburglar!!!

YOU WERE MADE TOE AT MEAT, YOUR BODY STRUCTURE WAS DESIGNED FOR IT, its the food chain, its life, its nature, its how this planet, how life, HOW EVERYTHING FUNCTIONS!!!

[aragornuo]

You're obviously pretty stupid if you think that animals could overrun a planet after all plants became extinct.

[aegnt09]

@ZeroVitality

You realize it takes 16 pounds of plants to make 1 pound of meat right...

Stupid Herbivores that eat meat that dont know their facts.

[ZeroVitality]

to provide me with the nutrients to keep myself stable to live each and every day, without this we would not be able to survive.

if we decided to become a pro plant race and eat only plants then life will eventually become unsustainable, it will collapse

and deteriate faster and faster at exponential rates every year.

[aegnt09]

@ZeroVitality

Thats why there are millions of vegans that are dying... sure. you wouldn't be able to tell i was vegetarian if i didnt tell you.

Humans have pointy teeth and snouts for catching prey, we have the digestive system to cut apart meat, and we acidic acid not alkaline in our stomaches... that was sarcasm. get your facts straight. humans are not designed to eat meat

[ZeroVitality]

i have a sustainable cholesterol diet and im not deat yet, the reason is because i eat a healthy diet of meat and vegetables

[viper021]

Aegnt09... you are the king of the ass faces, you have a toilet seat crown and a turd cepter, you suck donkey ass and your brain is turning to mush because you don't eat meat and don't take your vitamins, and i know you eat meat, cuz you suck cow dick....ass face

[aegnt09]

@viper021

ahahaha i eat meat because i suck cow dick XD that was pretty funny!

[darcness1313]

Long story short... Athiests Will win. And obama is dumb. LET THE FLAME BEGUIN!

[ZeroVitality]

i had a liek +2000 count comment just for you AND IT WONT LET ME POST ANYMORE

[darcness1313]

Fuck yeah! DESTROY THAT CRAB!!!! i had crabs once... Survival of the fitest...

[darcness1313]

I like to go to slaughter houses where you can pick out and kill the animal your self! TO taste the fresh kill and feel the warm blood ooze and drop off you cheek right before you bite into a juicy 16oz Ribye... AHHH there is nothing better. The thrill of bashing in the brains OMG!!! YESS. God vegans are niggers... fucking pussies!

[ZeroVitality]

stupid, maybe you should completely jump off a bridge into a river full of piranha's and see how nature functions, SOMETHING THAT IS MADE A CERTAIN WAY, NEEDS THAT TYPE(S) OF FOOD TO SURVIVE, WILL ALWAYS CONTINUE TO BE THAT WAY, THEY WILL NOT BE A VEGAN!!! you are saying that meat is the number one killer in america? To be completely honest, maybe you should try to eat meat and see how it affects you, maybe your brain will function correctly, because I EAT MEAT EVERYDAY,

[ZeroVitality]

It's a miracle beyond me how you have ENOUGH BRAIN CELLS TO EVEN USE A COMPUTER, you HAVE BEEN DEPLETED OF NUTRITION THAT MEAT PROVIDES YOU TO FUNCTION YOUR BRAIN CORRECTLY!!! You also say that plants aren't alive, they dont feel or think, neither do bacteria, they don't have nerves, they can't feel, they have no brain.... YOU ARE A ASS FACED MORON!!! you say we have no morals because we LOVE to eat meat and our views on how nature TRULY functions the way GOD has made it is completely fucking

[ZeroVitality]

Aegnt09..... I would like to say one thing to you and a whole SHIT FUCKING TON MORE, YOUR ARE A COMPLETE FUCKING R TARDED MORON!!! You say that it's basically immoral to eat meat, and as everyone here has said, its nature and death is inevitable. It seems like you want everyone and ever living thing to reform from their life style, the way they eat, HOW GOD HAS MADE THEM, to your stupid P.E.T.A. beliefs... ASSFACE

[viper021]

Aegnt09, YOU ARE AN ASS FACE!!!!!!!!!!! ASS FACE ASS FACE ASS FACE ASS FACE! P.E.T.A. = PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS MEAT IS GOOD AND YOU'RE AN ASS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[viper021]

Aegnt09, You are an ass face, so, ass face, drop your fucking vegan crusade bullshit and shut your fucking mouth. I dare you to prove that Plants are not alive. Just because they don't have a nervous system does not make them less alive than animals. You still kill to eat, ass face. Just because your food doesn't have a brain or a face doesn't mean it was never alive, the fucking crabs in this video have more sense than you, ass face.........ASS FACE!

[D3SCENSI0N]

plants are alive, too just as much as animals. anything anyone eats was once alive. so no matter what, its murder. im sure youve "murdered" thousands of bacteria and insects over your lifetime so shut the fuck up aegnt09 and cut it out with the "holier than thou" attitude. youre just as much a "murderer" as any1 else. p.s. youre not making vegans look stupid, youre making them look like ass faces. good day, sir!