Virgle response

[aggradef]

1. How the fuck does 'I want to live on Mars' end up as faggot retards pissing at each other over the word 'nigger'?

2. Kill yourself, kistfw

3. Something

[hermetikkbox]

all you have to do to be respected and usefull on earth is play minecraft

not all people are like that

but those that will be the ones to settle on mars first will probably be like that.

[1mgonnadie]

Are you like joking man?

or are you serious?

sorry i know its a bit late

but are you seriousley going on this trip?

[bmbjoey]

You are such a blaitint idiot. How long did it take you to write that.

[Malikat42]

i'm sorry, "blaitint"?

[drummerguy4000]

Hey man, I'm all for colonization on Mars and for people aiding that cause, but you do realize that your argument as to why it should be you was that you want to leave earth because you are socially challenged?

[Malikat42]

actually i kinda thought i was saying that i would be good for mars because i don't feel like working to aid some mythical ideal of the corporation. It was just a virgle submission though, man. don't take it seriously, i'm not an asspie, anyway.

[200VanillaMilkshake]

ass kissing fool!

[Malikat42]

nigga what?!

[kisftw]

Asshole, shut the fuck up. Don't drop the n-bomb. It's called racial sensitivity, learn it.

Besides, was that even nessecary?

[Malikat42]

racially insensitive: "black people should stop being so fucking poor'

politically insensitive: "nigga what?!"

it's racially insensitive for you to be offended by my use of a slang term only because my skin is not a specific colour.

was it necessary for you to respond eight months later?

(also, do you expect me not to see a trolling attempt and respond anyway?)

[kisftw]

...wut? that is not a "slang" term. that is a RACIAL term. hwne it started out, you are right, it wasn't racial, but now it is. and don't EVER call me a troll. if you want some trolls i can give you them. i WILL personal army you newfag.

[Malikat42]

uh, i think you have two things mixed up:

a) nigger started out as a racial term white slave owners used for black slaves and developed into a slang term some black people use for just about everyone (and other ethnicities use it, but they're not exempt from ignorant people's idea of what is politically correct)

b) the more references to 4chan you put into a comment, the more idiotic you sound.

[kisftw]

no, stupid. nigger means ignorant. it started out as just an insult. then it became a racial term. also; i knew you were a newfag. i have been troll'd. what's next? you gonna tell me Boxxy is queen? or that i need moar desu~?

[Cypress77]

Even though he's serious, I think this is one of the best responses I've seen so far.

[Malikat42]

The seriousness is just a capitalist scheme.

[shadowfoxza]

lol WTF?!

If you were acting mate ... good on ya ...

[Malikat42]

Haha, ironic seriousness is the best form of humour.

And if they ever dredge these up for real submissions, mars, fuck yeah!

[shadowfoxza]

Takes guts in my opinion to put a thing like this up ... one up for your replies to all the losers missing their sense of humor as well :)

[Malikat42]

hooray for communism!

guts or just being dead tired and loling after two good google april fools jokes

[xinaesthetic]

Indeed; you sure know how to get on the right side of Richard Branson et al, I'd say it's a dead cert.

[Malikat42]

I'm terribly glad you think so.

would you like to try some soylent?

[CBoyardee]

Too true, my friend. Indeed, it's been said that Marx's legacy lives on in the form of anime.

[kuchiewoochie]

mmm communism

[smalltwig]

this one is depressing...

[misterogers]

Watching this video makes me feel better about myself. Thank you.

[Malikat42]

Hey man, communism. Y'dig?

[misterogers]

Nope, I am just very glad that I am not nearly as bad off as I thought I was. By seeing this video, my eyes have opened. My perspective has been changed forever. What a blessing it is to see that you are much better off than you had previously though. Thank you again for your contribution to society.

[adlermf]

APRIL FOOL!

LOL!

[Malikat42]

LOL

COMMUNISM

[loungesinger36]

IT'S HARRY POTTER!!! Send him to Mars.  You know they're going to need his magic skills to beat the shit out of delinquent Martians...

[Malikat42]

fondelius testicalus!

[Go0dKarma]

dumbfuck!

[KyleMii]

micheal you don't know how physically fit he is, you don't see any of his body below his shoulders. also mars is the "red planet" and red = communist; therefore mars = communist planet :)

[Malikat42]

Da comrade!

[michaeltrimble]

Да, я это пошел на хуй он, несомненно, является непригодным dick головой, тупой осел yes, i speack the russian lingo

[Malikat42]

yeah. did you not notice that babelfish didn't translate dick?

[michaeltrimble]

i dont know dick in russian

[Malikat42]

you don't know dick.

[omgitsrob48]

hahaah fucking tard

[KamikazePanda]

oh good god, are you a /b/tard?

[Malikat42]

what is /b/? i have never heard of it, nor any two rules preventing the discussion of said imaginary object.

[michaeltrimble]

loser, even if it was real do u really think you would be accepted astronats have to be at the top physical fitness i doubt u could make the ping pong team + no comunists allowed on mars soz i dont make the rules

[Malikat42]

fail troll is fail fail

[michaeltrimble]

and gulable is a fish

[Malikat42]

gull able, seagulls will EAT YOUR ASS.

[punkyy1be]

Lol no way you fell for this, april fools dude lol

[Malikat42]

just because it's an april fool doesn't mean it's not also the most awesome thing imaginable.

gtfo my mars

[mowseeoaf]

he's definitely serious.

[mowseeoaf]

dude, april fools lol

[darthrender2010]

what a ****ing retard, get out of America if you hate the system, but don't condemn earth to the only system you know, get a life, experience something other than AMERICA.

I happen to like capitalism.

[peteyg1]

ARE YOU HARRY POTTER?

[alexjholland]

Shutup you stupid little man. When you get qualifications and a real job you will spit in the face of lazy scum too.

May I ask which capitalist is paying for your internet?

[Malikat42]

My capitalist ass is paying for my internet and my apartment and my lack of food.

fuggen system! Down with THE MAN.

[SocktheWolf]

One word... Seriously?

[Malikat42]

RAWR FUGGEN COMMUNISTS

[Harryb91]

I think he's serious

[jbwages]

Capitalism? It's capitalism that will enable you to travel to Mars!

[ki55miass]

lol...i so want to use photoshop on that...everything is so red.

BTW you've been got mate...april fools

[turtleman1234]

i don't think he got it.

[j4kst3r]

Communist!

[PeregrineV]

I'm sorry, but you were not selected for this first round of the Mars colony. Your color scheme is not in line with our corporate image. Thank you.

--Soylent Green Personnel Processing

[shaeknbaek]

OW MAH GAWD ITS ARRY POTTAH

[Naginiisme]

rofl, I was thinking the same

[nitu90]

lol, funny!

[kyledmorgan]

You're the most serious response I've seen so far. I hope you were acting.

[twotimesb]

APRIL FOOL!!!

[swatwolf79]

wait wait wait wait wait...

what day is it today?

[dolphonia]

Agh! Communist! Mars may be red but it shouldn't be RED.

[intelliot]

Camouflage will do it.

By the way, the martians are capitalists too.

[hyedrum]

LOL man.... you lost me on your reason but you should be chosen for the color scheme alone.... see you on mars, comrade!

[Malikat42]

Yes! I should be on mars because i have CAMOUFLAGE!