Utah Outlaws Sexiness

[Snakepliskinist]

Why will no one listen to my sage advice? We need to nuke that giant, flat, empty, salty, backward, religious, moronic piece of crap state out of existence before their dead-eyed yokels decide to infect the rest of the country. Texas too. But at least Texas gives us steak and oil and fodder for comedy, so we can give them a break.

[theguyrocks1]

No surprise. It's UTAH. All those LDS folks now run the Boy Scouts of the USA. Fascism has many faces and voices.

[TheSolitaryTraveller]

hookers deserves right to, and by rights I mean customers.

[chriskirby513]

why is that ugly blonde talking?

[frogofzion]

careful touching your/ or som1 elses elbow...

thats 5-10 lol

[frogofzion]

As a person living in utah... three words... extremely delusional judgement.

It seems to be okay for a 60 year old man to be with a 20 year old girl.. or younger.

But saying that there are to many teenagers getting knocked up, blasphemy lol.

Not trying to offend, but I am an atheist.. Those who look to 'god' for their answers are truly lost.

Everybody's lookin' for answers, but in Utah they're just looking to 'belong.'

I just cant stand xenophobia in this day and age... ONE LOVE!

[MrDancermgl]

Utah is most sucks place at the earth because stupid and untrue mormon=lds church.

[KoachKrab127]

Utah and Texas...WTF is wrong with these states???

[TheBonified1]

the salt lake valley is probably the best place in utah. other than that the rest of utah fuckin sucks!

[dieneddie]

why have you guys got a hard on for UTAH ? leave them alone you scumbags..go live your horrible bitchy miserable lives and leave others to be happy and successful - your comments are jealousy right ?

..ive never met more respectful beautiful people than in UTAH

[SuperSgtdan]

@dieneddie Utah is a great place for inbred rednecks . 

[dieneddie]

Misty ? wtf ..she looks like a prostitute..are they even real glasses or are they just so she looks smart - she sounds uneducated.

i can understand why misty might thing the laws in UTAH are silly.. because she is a complete s*** so fair enough, any respectful decent women wont have a problem.

Your news team are idiots, they have nothing good to say at all..the dicussions are so flat!

[SuperSgtdan]

@dieneddie uneducated ? "why might thing the laws" , wait back up there idiot .

[dieneddie]

@SuperSgtdan wow you really think i give a crap about something i wrote 4 months ago.. get a life weirdo

[SuperSgtdan]

@dieneddie I think the comment you just wrote proves that. U mad bro?

[tstruss912]

Damn, TYT army lol. There's a real split over this girl: some love her and the rest hate her. I have no problem with her, unless she's doing the news. That should be left to Cenk, Ana, Micheal, and sometimes Ben.

[halcyon0830]

Why is Cenk cheating on Ana with this new girl ??

[halcyon0830]

EVERY COUNTRY ON EARTH IS LESS OPPRESSIVE THAN UTAH.

AMERICA IS BECOMING ABSOLUTE HELL ON EARTH.

[awolLDSasap]

Salt lake city is not the holy land as Mormons would have people believe. There is prostitution, drug use and homeless people walking the streets a few blocks from temple square.

[KuntaSlai]

next time I pee next to a tree I;ll think

[johndebbra]

@KuntaSlai lol and whatever you do do not eat a hot dog LOL j/k

[Tounushi]

In Utah.... Why is it always these hillbilly-sounding states?

[nitrohedgehog]

@Tounushi that's where all of the dumbasses are.

[InxNathanielsxArms]

@nitrohedgehog I live in Utah...

But to be honest, I agree.

[ecwfan3052]

Prostitution should be legal.

BTW Misty is REALLY HOT!!1!

[underbjorn]

Next law in Utah: obligatory burqa for all women.

[Adeon55]

Mmm ooh yeah, Misty.. rub that arm.

[Xytose]

@Adeon55 WE WANT MORE MISTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tylonous]

SLC punk is everything you need to know about Utah. Even though it's based in the 80's I doubt much has changed about that boring state.

[SirEsahc]

taking a fuckin piss is prostituting? wdf?

[Plasticoverable]

Did you put those glasses on to look smart. It is not working, get off the show, you are a mind numbingly cliche ditsy blonde

[Plasticoverable]

Did you put those glasses on to look smart. It is not working, get off the show, you are mind numbingly cliche ditsy blonde

[RBLA818]

Utah is #1 in online porn subscriptions!!

[HisEmptyHouse]

@KNGR34 No, the old assholes represent the old people who vote more than the lazy young people do.

[HisEmptyHouse]

Utah is consistently wins the award for 'most sexually repressed state.' I feel sorry for the normal people who live there and have to endure nonsense like this. Yes, I just called gay people normal compared to these weirdos.

[poptartdom]

This sounds like a hoax.

[cancan2233]

BRING BACK ANA. 

[gekapat]

Utah is the Saudi Arabia of the states

[HisEmptyHouse]

@gekapat 'Utah in an effort to curb prostitution stripped away women's right to vote and ability to obtain a driver's license.'

[stan137q]

lose the binbo cenk

[johncerasi]

Where is Ana? :(

[SynikaI]

Lmao, first of all Mormons aren't polygamists. the FLDS are (fundamentalists) not LDS. You cannot be Mormon if you have more that one Wife at the same time or you will be ex-communicated. Anyway number two, I've never seen a hooker in my life in Utah so this shit won't happen anyway.

[BigMarsh]

I really miss Ana but at least they've chosen a suitable replacement.

[Barnekkid]

@KNGR34 Not all "old" people are the same. Someday you'll find out because you'll be one of them.

[jroyals26]

The blond chick would get arrested for just walking down the street..........damn she's hotttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrSockoOck]

LOL @ in 2011. People still "cracking down on Prostitution".

The fuck?

[StraightPunkEdge93]

@MrSockoOck Right. Aren't there bigger issues to solve

[MrSockoOck]

@StraightPunkEdge93 Unless they are cracking down on the "forced/underage sex trade". It is a non-issue. Victimless crime otherwise. Feds/Cops just want to feel like they are doing something.

Like there are still departments out putting female police officers to act as hookers, to reel in suspects, and then run up on them guns-drawn, thrown them down, arrest them, and tear apart their life. For fucking what? Cause some sex starved husband wanted his dick wet? LOL. Legalize that shit.

[ANTICARBONTAX]

@MrSockoOck Its legal here in Australia and guess what rape is rare or at least % wise alot lower than USA (cant remember the exact figure I saw it a few years ago) Violence is alot lower and Also the government taxes them like everything else so more money for the economy, Plus studies here say that at least 50% of men here have been to a brothel so most men do it so what’s the big deal? It also lowers child molestation by alot because even the Pro's talk about the molesters goes to them.

[garethmdawson]

Misty looking illegal ;)

[XBlasphemyIncarnateX]

Probably a bunch of fat, ugly, old, bald religious fundamentalist cocksuckers trying to fuck everything up and make America a police state, too... This fucking country is dying in a magnificent fashion, and people still flatly refuse to wake the fuck up and question WTF is truly going on within our government.

[XBlasphemyIncarnateX]

And I thought Connecticut was fascist as fuck when it came to ridiculous laws... the lawmakers who passed this shit can go ahead and suck a big fat dick.

[poestasis7]

Mental note, never ever move to Utah....

[Juicexlx]

Utah? What is that place anyway? Aw, yes. Mormons and the Latter-day Church of Insanity...

Next thing we'll know is that those morons are going to get into trouble with the U.S. Government by pushing (again) the practice of plural marriages with under aged little girls.

[bakedpootetoo]

Interesting, Cenk views this as men visiting hookers, and not asking the important question. Why are women there resorting to that.

Not, "Men all over the world, even mormons, need hookers" and the girl agreed, lol

or idk, is this a serious story, or the pop culture, bs? im confused. . . regardless, profiling anyone for any crime is wrong, and shouldn't be encouraged.

[mrchiefofsinners]

If anyone has a sexual addiction, please, turn to Christ for forgiveness and salvation. Then seek medical attention.

[liza617]

The girl's gotto go, she is no TYT material!

[Otaku155]

Anyone wana be the first to say Ad Hoc Law? Unconstitutional?

[LoveVampire]

Can't you find anyone better than Misty for a stand-in? She's terrible.

[noellennon]

Ana would be illegal on YouTube if this regulation applied. Misty's mind doesn't interest me at all,.

[LOPS666Orange]

Misty is NICE......

[gotitans999]

Misty is perfect for this story.

[jeffbriggs1987]

who are these fat religious feminists passing these fascist laws? can we please put them back in the kitchen?

[jimmycrackedcorn226]

Misty is a terrible stand-in for Ana.

[wetdream09]

guys think misty is hotter cause she looks a lil smarter than the usual shit for brains she stands for.

[JACKtheRIPP3R189]

Fuck Utah

[MsKBrennan]

what is with these comments guys??

calling this girl a bitch.. talking about how hot she is and drooling over her blonde hair and dreaming of her and Anna together?? And you blame Fox News for all the lusty blonde women wearing short skirts?? They do that coz it attracts perverted morons like you guys! Are you really more enlightened than the average sexist slob who hangs on to every word Glenn Beck says.. Or watches Fox just to see Megyn Kelly? All of you are no better than they are!!

[imaginelolalola]

@MsKBrennan Agreed.

[pnoozi]

I'm illegal in Utah

[MrAdamseye]

Misty < Ana

[libsarecommies]

I guess this means hillary and michelle are barred from entering Utah. if so, good law.

[CHAOSoriginal]

Oh Mormons. You never sieze to amaze me.

[pnoozi]

@CHAOSoriginal Oh idiots who try to use smart people phrases and fail miserably. You never "sieze" to amaze me.

[CHAOSoriginal]

@pnoozi Can't blame me for being amazed by a religion that includes 'magic underwear' so stop being an asshole.

[DukeSkell]

Taliban in Amerikkka! lol

[THEFRISKYBUISNESS]

Where's Ana? :(

[chachak3]

Just because you are hott doesnt make you a good anchor.

[anarchyclayman]

america is a fucked up place with fucked up people doing fucked up things like this.

outlawing sexiness. totally fucking ridiculous.

[TremereTT]

hm...Rammstein performances in Utha are now prostitution?

oh wait...they had been jailed for their expression on stage, already.

[queenboxi]

i like this girl much better

[aierce]

China is less oppressive than this./=

[TheOnlyAttrition]

"is the mouth sexual, for example?"

I believe so, Cenk. I believe so.

[BPhoenixProductions]

I saw the title of this video, and all I thought was "not surprised. >_>"

[ejr23]

It's official: This country's "laws" have finally went over the line. Oh wait they've been violating our civil rights for years. Pretty soon looking at yourself in the mirror naked will be a crime punishable by registering as a sex offender. Whatever happened to logic and common sense?!

[UnsortedSeeds]

@ejr23 If that's the case, then I suppose that kids 15 and under that look themselves over naked in the mirror will be arrested and charged with viewing child pornography pretty soon.

[ejr23]

@UnsortedSeeds The way this country is headed, you're right. God I wish I would die in my sleep!

[adolthitler]

The Taliban has come to Utah.

[mb216]

is this what justin timberlake was talking about when he said bringing sexy back?

[Teloculos]

So the Burqa is going to be the hot fashion item in Utah?

I can't facepalm hard enough...this should leave my hand dripping in gore as it smashed through my forehead and out the back of my skull.

For fuck's sake. So Salk Lake City is the US version of Riyaddah? Complete with Police of Vice and Virtue?

Surely this is unconstitutional? What about freedom of expression?

How will the police be able to tell if people aren't just making sex eyes at one another with no proposed financial exchange?

[underbjorn]

@Teloculos ---

Exactly my point too mate, xD

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The conservatives in Utah want to imitate the ultra-hardcore conservative government of King Abdullah in Saudi Arabia.

[01bdbark]

Without prostitution Utah will never get the olympics back.

[395235]

DAMN Misty is fucking hottt.. please do porn misty! at least one video? =p

[Parralyzed]

@395235 I already see the TYT network expanding: TYT Porn!

[395235]

@Parralyzed Here's the first video to start it off! A girl that looks like Misty, blonde and with her glasses. Hot!

xvideos . com/video622125 =D

[395235]

@395235 Woops I meant to link this video: xvideos . com/video622738/ Enjoy =D!

[Parralyzed]

@395235 lol

[Squallleonheartfan]

@395235 Misty AND Ana ;)

[jokercard216]

@395235 LMAO!!!! Imaging a hot lesbian scene with Misty and Ana.

[computerjero]

Who the fuck came up with this bullshit ? Small government my fucking ass !

[gregaaron89]

Sexiness isn't allowed? I guess I'm banned from Utah :3

[jsee12953]

Nahhhhh Utah doesn't have hookers. They have "male escorts"

[rifter0x0000]

Well it's Utah. I don't think they care if they outlaw sexy clothes or anything. You can get arrested for kissing in the wrong place there. And, yeah, there are definitely prostitutes everywhere.

[plusmin09]

I've lived in Utah for 11 years and have never seen a polygamist

[luxfero]

this girl is hotter and better than anna

[plusmin09]

I live in Utah and have not heard of this. I think they're getting this "new law" confused with profiling, which cops everywhere do...

[66ALicEiNCHaiNS06]

27 people are police from utah

[ishaq4315]

IDK what you guys are talking about, but fuck misty is sexy and Ana is sexy to so...what Im trying to say replace cenk lol

[DeathtoRaiden1]

Misty Kingma? She looks, sounds and has a name like a porn actress.

[TheGOREgous666]

Ana= awesome blond chick...Misty?= needs to GOOOOOO

[miguelin97223]

OK everyone go to Misty's channel! /mistykingma Front page vid has her playing Mario Bros against a blindfolded dude. Oh and she doesn't beg for subscribers but in all honesty she deserves more because she's fantastic! I'm totally objective so you can't accuse me of bias or anything.

[7solseven]

This story is ridiculous . Misty has to stay out of Utah . Everything she does is sexy . Cenk ur okay before midnite lol !!! After that ur a Bear and on the prowl lolol !!! TyT rules !!!

[drdontcare123]

Polygamist orgies, yeah that should be legal, totally cool with that but grabbing your boob for 2 seconds..........oh now you've done it Kimmy, lock her ass in jail!!!!!!!!!!!

[miguelin97223]

Misty Kingma is better than Ana! Because she just speaks normally and doesn't have to consult her notes all the time. Typical Ana story: "ok, but also, uhm, and then in the article somewhere...."

[Pedroskini]

Like this girl, but I like Ana better. Ana, where are you ?

[ElSanti0]

MISTY KINGMA?! That's a fucking made up name.

[miguelin97223]

@ElSanti0 no it's a real name! i asked her on her youtube account. also, look up kingma surname in google. it's german.

[ElSanti0]

@miguelin97223 LMAO Seriously? That's it. I am changing my last name to "KINGMA".

[canucksfan94]

Banning sexiness in Utah is like banning 3 sided squares.

[oprichniki12]

@canucksfan94 lol sooo true

[LeftWingPOG]

Women touch themselves too!

[thesparitan]

I like the new girl

[maxxmatt11]

this all the while your northern neighbors make prostitution legal :P

[DameunPutazo]

Utah sucks. LOL

[TheQuiksilvr]

this girl would be a lot better looking if she changed those ugly ass glasses, god damn...

[MrDougfunny7]

get rid of this new girl! keep the original cast!

[xorasel]

@MrDougfunny7

Jill Pike's been gone longer than she was here, man, let her go...

[TheDirectorMP]

so does that mean it's illegal to perform the heimlich maneuver or CPR?

[id4rox]

the new girl is cute, but BRING BACK ANA! maybe we can have both on the show

[yusefdoodie]

The title hurt my head

[DeathofSpeech]

So, a coy look with the eyes from behind that burka translates to, "for $20 I'll uncover my ankles, and for $50 I'll even flash the bottom of my magic underwear."

What kind of depraved condition are we coming to?

[bartonim]

So I guess public masturbation is out of the question there. Talk about spoiling the fun!

[magicpet]

"I arrest people for looking a little slutty... and I'm a Mormon."

[mathforphysics]

Where is Ana? The show is terrible without her.

[SRT480]

the only city i have ever been where all big stores close on sundays, malls, outlets you name it. made the mistake of driving there to go shopping on the weekend..bad idea

[Slntpsych]

What if I'm really straightforward to people and say I'll fuck you for money?

[MrsD7777]

*LOL*@ Those huge thick glasses! FAIL! Where is Ana???

[MountainDewOfficials]

Hot blonde

[sainidhruv07]

is that blonde trying to seem smarter with those glasses ?

[ndyt]

Burkas are next!

[vektork]

welcome to utah: america's western islamic wannabe theocracy

[helios5868]

Of course there're hookers in Utah. Cristian conservatives,hello!?

[MrsD7777]

@helios5868 *LOL*! True! Utah = Big Love & Secret Love! Insane!

[Abcflc]

what is a UTAH?

[soiierre]

Those glasses are a big no no.

[xmastershake]

@soiierre uh oh its the fashion police

[MonkeyBallZ214]

A Mormon state sounds like Sharia Law. I guess we have our own version of a Muslim state, which everyone seems to hate so much. Makes me wonder, why aren't we hating this equally? Glenn Beck should get on this and explain how they're trying to take over the world. He does it for Islam. I don't see any difference. Of course, it's not as violent. They just lock you up up in prison instead.

[captainobvious55]

i find this bitch alot more tolerable than anna, thumbs up

[llamahamfat]

Guess I can't go to Utah.

[braap02]

Who is the sexy hipster and when did she start taping on the Young Turks?

[greatbookie]

Thank goodness for States' Rights --

we can all live where we want to.

[kylem1112]

Wait a minute.... Who the hell is she? Where's Anna?

[34601k]

Did anyone realize that this law is unconstitutional? Touching your arms, batting your eyelashes, and flipping your hair can be construed as methods of expressing yourself. Utah is banning 1st amendment rights.

[spook79]

Well I guess I better wear a burka if I plan on visiting Utah. Wouldn't want to seduce some poor unfortunate religeous person into raping me, or thinking I'm available for prostitution.

[Saaduk92]

Funny how self-proclaimed self-righteous people always tend to be obsessed with sex..

[kingachybraky]

They beat Georgia in making a miscarriage a felony punishable by 15 years to life. Georgia is now going to make a miscarriage a "Capital Offense" and a woman will have to prove she did not intentionally cause a miscarriage.

It is not just the Mormons, it is the Christians in general.

The Republichristians!!

[34601k]

@kingachybraky They are fundamentalists. 

[kingachybraky]

@34601k Mental, probably. Fun, I doubt it!! Making Da List, certainly.

That is as close to fundamentalist as they get.

Republichristian covers the perversions of the GOP and the leaders of the christian right, Ted Haggard and Jim Baker are prime examples.

[Iluvtmnt]

I live in Utah, and I come from a mormon family [I am agnostic] and I don't even get this.....

[batistaker123]

The war on drugs was stupid enough now this?

What the FUCK happened to the land of the free?

[kingachybraky]

They just wanted to beat Texas.

[PRIVATEAYEIEYE]

So the hookers wise up and start carrying newspapers as a signal, and drunken mall rats get busted for acting sexy outside a bar.

[FATKATKY]

I wonder if there is going to be a hooker quota.

[Xytos]

i really like this chick over ana

[runway34r]

One more reason not to go to damn Utah.

[ihaterobbie123]

On the upside, Utah does now recognise gold and silver as legal tender.

You'll be arrested in Utah for public urination?! They'