Why are you playing the Predator as if you were an invulnerable crack addict? Why are you unable to figure out Syndicate if you have an instruction manual? Did you think all the balls jokes would make you sound like you were in on the joke, rather than a punchline?
All games are stupid if you play them by slapping the controller with your flippers. By the same logic Mario Bros is an unplayeble piece of crap - if you just start the game and run straight into the first goomba. Sure - most Jag games were turd-tastic, yet some of them had merit, and AVP was in fact a fairly decent game for its time that is still moderately fun to play.
Also - Flashback's cinematics and animations are identical across most platforms, as they run on the same vector engine.
Alien Vs Predator was very cool for its day and comparing to games now is stupid but thats what this douche is doing. It was the "killer app" for the Jaguar and it was a great game.
When Conrad flashes, it represents the loss of a shield (a force-field generator that lets him survive getting shot/injured, NOT to be confused with the shield device you get later on). If I remember correctly, you can have up to five shields.
Yeah it's colonial marine and not colonel marine. AVP doesn't have music because it wasn't made to be a fast paced shooter like Doom. Crank up the volume to hear the atmosphere in the humming ship. It's supposed to be scary and survival-ish and not run and gun. Way ahead of it's time in many ways.
I you can dig them there were actual CD-ROM games made for the Jaguar. The CD-ROM player was a add on that plugged into the cart port I think. Made the system look like a toilet. ;)
Just gotta make a quick comment about the Wii comparison.. They're two different kind of systems really, as far as initial success goes (and later success). With the Jaguar, devs knew the console was shit, so they made cheap shit for it. With the Wii, just like with the PS2, the success is extremely high, so there are devs out there who make shovelware to get a quick buck.
Why are you playing the Predator as if you were an invulnerable crack addict? Why are you unable to figure out Syndicate if you have an instruction manual? Did you think all the balls jokes would make you sound like you were in on the joke, rather than a punchline?
DejaVoodooDoll 10 months ago
loved it :) keep up the good work :))
potmej1 1 year ago
If you are looking for a pretty fun (though very very strange) Jaguar Game..get a copy of 'Attack of the Mutant Penguins"!!
Bp323 1 year ago
All games are stupid if you play them by slapping the controller with your flippers. By the same logic Mario Bros is an unplayeble piece of crap - if you just start the game and run straight into the first goomba. Sure - most Jag games were turd-tastic, yet some of them had merit, and AVP was in fact a fairly decent game for its time that is still moderately fun to play.
Also - Flashback's cinematics and animations are identical across most platforms, as they run on the same vector engine.
darkfalzx 1 year ago
Why all the sick sexual jokes, are they really necessary?! By the way, in AvP that wasn't the
Aliens genitalia, it was its mouth attack.
DmitriyK07 2 years ago
why u gotta use the bullshit steriotype about brits and dentists? we have dentists, we visit them regularly,same as americans.
my teeth are fine... i don't get why americans all think different about us...
StrayZer0 2 years ago
@StrayZer0 Blame Austin Powers
dancumbe 1 year ago
@StrayZer0 It is just a cliche joke nothing more. I doubt anyone thinks literally that every English person has bad teeth.
MetallicaFan035 1 year ago
Alien Vs Predator was very cool for its day and comparing to games now is stupid but thats what this douche is doing. It was the "killer app" for the Jaguar and it was a great game.
ViciousAlienKlown 2 years ago 3
When Conrad flashes, it represents the loss of a shield (a force-field generator that lets him survive getting shot/injured, NOT to be confused with the shield device you get later on). If I remember correctly, you can have up to five shields.
IggyHazard 2 years ago
Yeah it's colonial marine and not colonel marine. AVP doesn't have music because it wasn't made to be a fast paced shooter like Doom. Crank up the volume to hear the atmosphere in the humming ship. It's supposed to be scary and survival-ish and not run and gun. Way ahead of it's time in many ways.
xenomorpher 2 years ago 6
they were gonna release a VR headset for this pile of dogshit. WHY?????
preydog1 2 years ago
You SUCK!
mfs6278 2 years ago 3
I have the Cd add on. you should review that
awesomecdiperson 2 years ago
OH MY GOsh ITS WILLY WONKA
shadowofRE 2 years ago
where can you find the pluse rifle in avp
whereswaldo22 2 years ago
I you can dig them there were actual CD-ROM games made for the Jaguar. The CD-ROM player was a add on that plugged into the cart port I think. Made the system look like a toilet. ;)
animatsuri 2 years ago
Flashback is the pwnage. This is true for any version, but my fave is the Super NES version. Never did play AvP. Glad I didn't.
}:-P
Ho0siers represent, yo!
IggyHazard 2 years ago
Your review is missing the best game made for the jaguar: Tempest 2000
Reviewing the jag without tempest 2000 is like porting doom to a console without music
chrisstorvik 2 years ago
lol.. u speak the truth
strictlysega 2 years ago
you hafto have one of the coolest opening to a web show.
FcMovies 3 years ago
Thanks
srgamers 3 years ago
is that true about the jaguar being a x-ray machine
i`m just curious
2pac4life400 2 years ago
COOL
morgangamer22 3 years ago
It's all true! Us Britons hate the dentist... Not really, in fact thats an entirely new joke to my ears
beefyotaku 3 years ago 8
Just gotta make a quick comment about the Wii comparison.. They're two different kind of systems really, as far as initial success goes (and later success). With the Jaguar, devs knew the console was shit, so they made cheap shit for it. With the Wii, just like with the PS2, the success is extremely high, so there are devs out there who make shovelware to get a quick buck.
DeadOmega 3 years ago
Great job, keep up the reviews!
chaklawinreturns 3 years ago
Great Job as always Love your shows dude really awesome
Iceman24360 3 years ago
McFUR! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
redroversk 3 years ago
About half of your fan-base hate you now. Lol. :p
killgroup 3 years ago 5
I really enjoyed this 4 part Jaguar Series. Great job Andy.
Nisaras94 3 years ago