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  • you should look into the scientific description of phimosis. Phimosis is a false disease invented by doctors and scientists in which the foreskin is fused to the glans penis. The baby is in fact born with the foreskin fused to the glans penis, and in some men it does not detach until the age of 21 or later, but generally detaches beforehand. Scientists and doctors are recommending circumcision for this unnecessarily. That belongs in the Scientists R Stoopid section.

  • PLZ. Log on to CARCINOMA OF THE PENIS AND ANTI-CIRCUMCISION CRUSADE. THIS is a  Scientfic and Medical facts report by Medical Professionals. This Carcinoma does not occur in Circumcised Penis, while it occurs as prepuse Carcinoma in Uncircumcised Penis.

  • "HSLS data indicate that circumcised men engage in a somewhat more elaborated set of sexual practices than do men who are not circumcised. For each of the practices examined, lifetime experience of various forms of oral and anal sex and masturbation frequency in the past year, circumcised men engaged in these behaviors at greater rates" -Study at cirp . org. Search "circumcision masturbation frequency" and click cirp . org's link. Enough of this evil nonsense, end circumcision!

  • STOP SAYING "ACCORDING TO HAPPEH THEORY" FUCK!!!!

    FUCKING PISS OFF!

  • @happeh I think you should explore the relationship between masturbation and circumcision. There is definitely one. When the boy is circumcised his penis is always erect, so if he begins masturbating he might do so to an extreme extent.

  • I am an intactivist and support women and men staying un-mutilated in any way. Especially genitally. This is highly theoretical and I would be willing to see any sort of legitimate scientific research conducted to show that there is such a thing. I do believe that the comfort and protection that the foreskin provides aids in a mans confidence and health as well. We were simply meant to have a protective flap over such a sensitive body part to allow for pleasure as incentive to reproduce.

  • Hahaha, this has got to be a joke. Even if your uncirced and hate circumcision you should realize this video is ridiculous.

  • @LogicStance No it is just stating the truth. Clear minded humans, circumcised or not should be able to see deep down inside (or not that deeply down if you are allowed to talk about it!) that circumcision is a specific plot to weaken a man in a predictable way.

  • @gingowitch You must be joking. Blowing something up in your head to expand it doesn't make you smarter. you do realize this video says your head will literally swell because you have a foreskin, and this swelling will make you more intelligent and mature.

    If someone is so desperate to feel superior that they actually believe they have a serious problem. They might as well believe that when a women thinks to hard it takes energy from the uterus making her infertile (people used to think this.)

  • @LogicStance If you compare side by side a circumcised man with an enlarged version of his erect or even flaccid penis, and do the same with an uncircumcised man, you will notice the uncircumcised man has a "swollen" head, much more so than the circumcised man. Also the uncircumcised man has a frenulum that makes it even more tight and swollen, which is pleasurable. This swollen-ness is due to the foreskin rubbing up on the head. So the boy will naturally know how to send energy up to his head

  • @gingowitch There are two different heads we can be talking about. In this video he says that the head which is above the torso is expanded, not the head of the penis. He is saying that people who are natural will have larger heads (the heads that have eyes and ears etc.) That's what is ridiculous.

  • @LogicStance have you ever seen an uncircumcised penis? You might want to check out an image on google, so that you know what I am saying doode.

  • @gingowitch You're not understanding me. I know what an uncircumcised penis looks like and I know the head is bigger. The man in the video is saying your head (the head on your shoulders) is bigger because you have a natural. There is not connection between the size of the two heads.

  • @LogicStance There most assuredly is. There are circumcised babies that lose their entire penis by accident, and they have to be raised as girls. it is sad. But the head of the penis has nerves, as does the foreskin, and they are connected to your brain. Being erect all the time also does not help, because you have the wrong sensations going on. When a boy wants to know what is going on in his head he looks to his penis.

  • @gingowitch Lol, now I know you're just messing with me, or at least I hope you are.

  • @LogicStance No, I'm being completely serious. Check out tlctugger . com and or happehtheory . com man. They might have information to help you out.

  • @gingowitch Happeh Theory says that tight fitting clothes are a plot to destroy people. He says that widescreen monitors are a plot to destroy people and that masturbation will make someone blind and crippled. Not the most reliable source. I also can't find anything about the circumcision - head size (of actual head) connection on TLCtugger.

  • @LogicStance tlctugger allows you to restore the foreskin if you wish. Happeh's ideas are actually very helpful and are proved by him. So keep an open mind man!

  • @gingowitch I don't really care about restoring my foreskin. An analogy would be HD TV, unless you've seen one you're perfectly content with standard. I've never felt sex with a foreskin so I'm perfectly fine without it, and I really don't long for the extra feeling because I've never experienced having that extra feeling. Not to mention I'm totally accustomed to my cut penis and every penis I've ever seen is cut, so I might feel weird having a foreskin.

  • @LogicStance You would definitely feel differently. Most men who restore their foreskins say that it was a good thing to do, and that it made them much more sensitive. And yes your behavior would be changed due to this sensation in my opinion to change the way you think, and act. It is like, comparison between a European and an American, or a chinese person and a Jew or Muslim. But my main qualm is that having other people cut your penis to change the behavior should be undone, at least imo

  • @gingowitch I mean every penis I've ever seen in real life or in porn. 

  • @LogicStance what, what are you responding to? Don't watch porn or masturbate man. It's just not good for you.

  • Good lord. This video actually has a conversation in the comments. Aren't you people happy enough with your UFO's? More troubling, why did I watch the whole video?

  • I've been saying this for years! Foreskin over the Prepuse "BOOSTS," serotonin levels, and "ELEVATES" testosterone levels. The "heads" are in direct correlation with each other. Now it's time to make another video depicting the quadruple millennium long plot against man kind brought upon us by the Jews and Illuminati, as the agenda is now carried out by the Neo Conservatives and Free Masons. This way, weak and simple minded people can be controlled and manipulated.

  • This is so obviously bullshit. Twice. Once for obvious bullshit, and twice because the people who want everyone circumcised are already circumcised themselves.

  • lol wtf this narration is ridiculous it sounds exactly like Craig off Southpark.

     "If I could __________.........I would se be soooooo happy."

  • oh my god you are such a worthless fucking dumbass. why don't you just tie yourelf to the roof of a car while it's going through the fucking car wash or somthing?

  • What will foreskin restoration do to the head and the physical body...

  • @gingowitch a great place to put comments on YouTube about this is on the videos of the currently pregnant women. You can search for 1st trimester or 2nd trimester or 3rd trimester or 4th trimester. I think they have 4 trimesters. You can also search for breast feeding and the like. Click the Search options link at the top and select upload date and the new videos of pregnant women will appear. They all need to know about this. NORM . ORG is what I tell them

  • My personal theory is that early childhood circumcision trauma

    increases aggressivity

    and that is the real reason behind it.

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  • Interesting. I've heard this before..I think it has a little more symbolism...."Third Eye"...I do notice that Americans seem to be totally unaware of what is going on in the word and apparently 90% of Americans are. What about that other 10%!

  • I feel like suing you. But I figure knowing that your mother probably taught you this shit, it's not worth it.

  • i bet he is circumcised. This theory obviously shows that his brain hasnt properly matured. His head foreskin must not be receiving the right signals

  • This Theory is... interesting ;-)

  • @kleenex3000 dude........ nice.

  • A agree with this video 100%. Circumcision is Satins work!!

  • so true

  • *A message for the gullibale among us*

    This video was designed to poke fun at anti-circumcision theories and make them look stupid. There is no fact in this whatsoever, so please, for goodness sake, don't use it to back up an argument against a pro-circ, you will make yourself look like an idiot.

  • @Sambucca No it's not, it's 100 percent true. BAN Circumcision!

  • WTF!?? i cant understand what it is talking about. it's so confusing!! :(

  • I know this is a joke, but it's convincing many pro-circ advocates that these are real anti-circ arguments. I wish you would take this down, or add an anotation that says this is a joke.

  • lol the head foreskin!?! what are you on? did you know ive just had a wank an now my head is the size of a hot air ballon :P

    this is the stupidest thing ever, anyone could prove this is wrong by woving their foreskin around and seeing that their head is the same size

  • Look at all this evidence the guy is showing, makes it really believable

  • i just pulled back my foreskin 100 times... DUDE my head is bigger then my BODY!! according to happeh theory.. This theory is fucking bullshit!

  • funny!!!

  • ive not laughed this hard for weeks...........

  • How do you move the forskinup and down, by masturbating?

  • This ridiculous video seems like something that some pro-circ people made to try to make the TRUTH that the intactivist movement is trying to put out there seem insane. I'm pretty sure the purpose of this is misinformation propaganda to try to make anti-circumcision theories look insane.

  • @YouKnowMeImJosh No it is the simple truth. Look at the American soccer team and compare them to the German soccer team. You will notice that the Americans, and all other circumcised people in general, have smaller heads. It is no coincidence that they take away boys' foreskins. Why do you think Jews and Muslims, who circumcise, have to wear a skull cap? It is because they must stimulate the foreskin in their head. It might sound crude but that is an easy way to say it.

  • @gingowitch Well...gingowitch, I have watched multiple videos of yours, not recently mind you, but awhile ago. While I certainly agree with many of your opinions, I have to say I do think you're well and truly insane, lol. Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that, it's just another way to be. There may be something to your idea about circumcised peoples wearing head coverings because they symbolically miss their foreskins lol, but generally this theory is still absolutely crazy!

  • @YouKnowMeImJosh Well, you should be aware that your body is supplying you with these ideas, and a lot of the body is influenced by the penis!

  • @gingowitch Lol, well gingowitch, you don't even have a penis, correct lol? So then where do your ideas come from? XD

  • @YouKnowMeImJosh You know a great way to tell the effect of circumcision on the body without having to meditate too much about it? Compare the religious values of Judaism and Buddhism, that is, compare the ten commandments to the ten precepts of bodhidharma. And there you have it: circumcision's effect on the human body and mind.

  • There are no relationship whatsoever with the two by logic. I am an uncircumcized man, and I disapprove circumsision. But damn, that is a cooky theory. Okay okay, according to Happeh Theory, fine. But what are you talking about... religious, spiritual, mental? Elaborate. Otherwise it is completel unrelated data forced together and trying to CONVINCE people it makes sense. See what I mean?

  • Exposing a child to trauma fuses neural path ways making the traumatized inherently more intelligent.

    What better trauma than genital trauma?

  • You're an idiot.

  • reminds me of someone named rafi rozen a practitioner of Wilhelm Reich theories that claimed something of the like but without the head thing. any way I wish i haven't been circumcised.

  • This cylinder will represent a penis. This cylinder will represent a foreskin. LOL!

    I guess this is some half-assed Chi conceptualization of a mind/body connection. Whatever. Circumcision is emasculation, and if you don't agree just give it time. No one can lie to themselves forever. If you're on this site you've already lost the battle by investigating the issue. Now you can either wallow in self-pity, or get up and protect the babies who will be cut tomorrow.

  • is the creator of this on crack or something? This crap makes no sense. What ludicrous!

  • When people decided to circumcise boys it made no sense either, but now people like mutilating their sons. In time, this video can help fix the problem!

  • I think this is full of fail, and needs more exploding heads

  • how many people do u know with their penis and head attached?

  • what the fuck lol

  • too many people taking this seriously. it is quite obviously a joke. a man has no foreskin in his head. the video is a metaphorical defense of masturbation, which circumcision inhibits.

    Yeesh, people are dumb on youtube.

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  • That all depends on where you're putting it.

  • Ever heard of a CONDOM?

  • guess who else is emotionally damaged, musicians and bands like elton john and dashboard confessional, ofcourse there's mudvayne and nine inch nails the list goes on and on. if strategicly wise you act like you remember like the smart talking pissed off baby on Family Guy, you scream your head off later in a strategic plan such as with music, to direct money to you instead of the evil witch doctor. poor baby elton john's substitute in the 'i want love' video on youtube.

  • foreskin in your head? what is this bullshit?

  • Freal. WTF. This is some bizarro crypto-nazi, anti-semitic crap

  • I'm hip. This is derived from some bizarre psychotic delusion.

  • Proving it isn't so cut & dry or black & white psand, Einstein's big bang theory is still quite little to me. Jews smart in many ways does not mean every way. Uncut men are still oppressed in genital mutilating societies, leaving no fair balance to draw upon such stats. I can tell you much or only this for now, a cobra minus it's hood is just another slithering snake, or worse. Care rights & gentle mandates, may protect children, but fears of only teasing the cut leaves them in denial.

  • Here's a fact, USA had badly high circ. rates, along with high crime & std rates, & harsh polarity dividing supposed wealth from actual poverty. Witch doctors don't want young men to be seen & feel fully healthy, because doctors are paid after sickness. If young men all of the sudden had shifting rights to their anatomy, to marry as soon as desiring to claim land & build home, witch doctors would be jealous after wasting all that time in prisons of so called education to finally get the money.

  • Although I am dead against routine circumcision, I don't believe there is any substance in the Happeh hypothesis (according to this video). First, if circumcision undermines thinking ability, how is it that the Jews have a relatively high number of thinkers and inventors? The Happeh hypotheisis should be relatively easy to prove by statistics (circumcised vs. uncircumcisedmales). So, where are the facts?

  • WOW that could be true.

  • what a load of bollox

  • circumcision is a horrible thing, I don't appreciate attempts to make light of the grief of men who were deprived, at birth, of body integrity and choice. If I found out who circumcised me, I would kill them.

  • Want to learn more about Happeh theory?

    No?

    Well, even so train your foreskins to: w w w dot sciforums dot com slash encyclopedia slash Happeh.

    Experience the insanity of Happeh Theory (HT) as it was MEANT to not be experienced. Oh my. Oh my. God help us all.

  • This is almost, but not quite, as mad as the theories made up by the people who want to circumcise. To see some of those, go to circumstitions dot com slash Stitions dot h t m l . You can see how the foreskin really works at circumstitions dot com slash Works dot h t m l

  • Yo Happeh! I think you left sciforums before my time, but you may enjoy this site, sciforums.blogspot. com

    do pop by and say hello and complete an interview re Sci members hall of fame! You are spoken about a lot still on that forum as well as spuriousmonkeys forum.

    ToR

  • FFS, ToR, don't encourage him.

  • he's replied to my News article, neh neh neh neh neh nah!

  • NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo................

  • lol

  • What??

  • haha funny

  • wtf is this shit? worst video i've ever seen

  • my friend your saying sound good, but it`s bullshit.

    The god(yahwah) of the israelite told them to do so!

    Your are speaking like the sons of the devil!!

    Because god told Moses to do so,

    Shot up your beek.

    Pease

  • What a load of crap...

  • what a load of bullshit , a weaker man looooool

    is that why mine is cut and i have a doctorate ?

    interesting video

    a load of horse shit !

  • This doesn't even make sense. Yes, its horrible to put a child through circumcision. But really, its nothing that millions of other humans haven't been through and I rather my son experience that than get older and get penal cancer.

  • you could cut off his testicals to prevent testicular cancer as well. While your at it how about removing your wifes breast to prevent breast cancer. But please, don't ask them for there input just do it while they cant make a descision of their own.

  • Great reply! How true, this should be left to the individual when he is an adult to make this decision.

  • Why don't you grab a pair of scissors & snip off the lips of your vulva to let us all know how it feels, oh, most compassionate Mommy?

  • Hey Happeh, the forskin isn't a separate part. It is just that the skin is normally enough to gently, not tightly, cover the penis when it is erect. When it is flaccid, the loose skin folds back over the glans to protect it from the environment. But to tell you the truth, it is SO prevalent, and done completely without consent that I too have felt that it seems to be some sort of sexist plot too....

  • Hey people, don't you know that happeh is supposed to be a joke. Its funny so enjoy the dumbness of it.

  • Wow that's a good joke, I get it unfortunatly there are psuedointelectuals here who think links to a 2bit website like wiki are making a point, other than that funny

  • i loved it

  • Okay, since male Jews are circumcised, and sicne Einstein was a Jew, I guess that Einstein was less intelligent then other men because he didn't have a foreskin. Hmm...theory of relativity, anyone?

  • I'm circumcised, no wonder I get head colds so easily.

    Happeh, you're sick, ignorant and dangerous.

  • Plus Circumcision predates recorded human history, with depictions found in stone-age cave drawings and Ancient Egyptian tombs. en.wikipedia dot org/wiki/Circumcision check that out and looks u some real facts instead of watching this crap.

  • Real facts are that in history, many more men were uncircumcised! Real facts is that the majority of the males in the WORLD are uncircumcised, and they lead perfectly normal, HEALTHY lives, which dumbass pro-circ guys like you try to make us bleieve that only Cricumcised men can be healthy.

    Get YOUR facts straight before opening your mouth.

  • I really think both sides are really over emphisizing and relying on emotion. it's really only cosmetic and if it reduces sensation would the male fuck his partner more to make up for it increasing the amount of time they are mating?

  • this video is a joke

  • nonsence a foreskin in your head??? i can only laugh what a load of bullshit over 60% of american men have had a circumcision, jewish and muslim faiths practice circumcision as do a few others i think you should just take this video and all of the happeh theorys and shove them up your ass!...

  • The person who made the happeh theory is a DICKHEAD. ITS TRUE!!! happeh is an asshole!

  • This is gigantic nonsense due to the simple fact there's nothing remotely resembling a foreskin inside a human head.

    Did you know that according to Happeh Theory masturbating makes you blind and crippled? Check out happehtheory D0T C0M. =)

    I really hope this is satire, 'cause that site made me laugh. Seriously.

    P.S.: According to Happeh Theory, people who masturbate a lot look like:

    happehtheory D0T C0M SLASH Wanker D0T PNG

    (silly Youtube)

  • gosh, i got to circumcised my head! but i don´t like the skinhead look. what a dilemma. lol

  • great video only ignorants here dont get it.

  • I believe this to be true on a psychological or physiological level, but I doubt we've actually identified a foreskin organ around the brain.

    I do know one thing: When some people have too much money, they begin to desire power over others. When they have too much power, they begin to deny human experiences and perceptions to others, claiming that only they, the elite, deserve the full human experience - the unmutilated organs.

  • Hard to imagine some people would actually beleive this to be true. Just goes to show how fanatical some people can be when it comes to this issue

  • And you prove just how stupid the people who are pro-circumcision are.

  • The person who made the happeh theory is a DICKHEAD.

  • Good one!

  • if dont have numbers and scientifical proof based on experiments i cant believe you my friend.

  • Although I don't agreed entirely with happeh theory on the idea of a "foreskin for the the head" I do agree with the circumcision being a plot. Circumcision does weaken a man and does deprive him of some sensation. Take a look at who is really behind the scenes in America (where many circumcisions are had) and you will see that it is to these people's advantages to have a somewhat weaker population. In the end it all boils down to control...power.

  • Hmm, search "Kundalini". It might help make more sense of the "energy pump" involved

  • Micheal Tsarion suggests the practice of circumcision was handed down to us from the Aliens. His theory is that the DNA in the foreskin is the only PURE HUMAN DNA, the rest of our "bodies" are DNA mixed from various alien species after thousands of years of manipulation. Eitherway...

    Humans have foreskins for a reason, regardless of this or that. How would you guys like f*cking a circumcised FEMALE every night? think about it...

  • what nobend actualy belives this shite

  • What moron actually believes that circumcision is the right thing to do?

  • wtf wtf wtf this is the stupidest video i've ever watched. it's complete nonsense

  • Well I know there is a connection between the peis and the head, but the way it works is that they interact for pleasure. The presence of absence of foreskin is no factor at all. Things are cleaner without a foreskin that's all. And the penis glans does fine being clean and exposed to air for anyones whole lifetime.

  • yeah you right

  • makes sense to me

  • makes sense to me

  • wtf, no credibility, just a bunch of bull

  • circumcision kills brain cells, they did this in history to make boys ready for war when young. Stop this insanity and brainwashing kids to love guns and death. Please try to wake-up you medieval people, being a complete human is best, brain cells in the heart and penis need love and protection.

  • if you believe this, you believe anything!

  • welcome to amerika

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