The Cure For The Royal Wedding

[jdivision91]

lol...

[downhilljones]

Stanhope is the ideal American, if more of us could look realistically look at what is happening around us, with out the bullshit that has been pumped into our soft little noggins, we might have a chance to correct the blunderings of our "leaders", I personally don't need one!

[savageguardian1313]

I find it funny he's now youtubing his own shit.

[BloggerMusicMan]

That was the funniest I've laughed at a single joke in quite a while. Thanks Doug!

[Ringodomass]

Stanhope should be bigger. Im not sating he's the best, but he is very good and always has an interesting take

[Makron5]

@Ringodomass I read that as 'he should be a nigger' and wondered how that would help him to have darker skin.

[dr1345]

@Ringodomass after Hicks and Carlin passing, as far as the intelligent comedy goes, he is the best. Louis CK is great too, but his routine is more simplistic and toward everyday life, whereas Doug is the only guy that's pandering serious social issues.

[tuktuktok]

Everytime when I heard some of the wedding shit I always though "man, wish Stanhope could shed some light on this shit". Now I got reply for my thoughts. Stanhope's the man!

[JLDoggard]

@HumansHaveFailed I think it's mainly you that has have failed, dude.

[BuildBabylon]

I WANT SOME CUNT FOR BREAKFAST!

[batmanalk]

@HumansHaveFailed No I'm not offended but my harmless comment appears to have offended you. Only on the internet does one get into a flame war over a harmless compliment. All you fucks should shut up and I'll say what I want to say how about that does that make you happy. you know what fuck it say what you want to say but don't expect me to shut up.

[trevster2905]

Be your own boss... work from home...

[khazal12]

who the hell would start a sentence with "As a Muslim..."?

[ElysianKing]

@khazal12 I'm going to go with a person who is a muslim. . . Final answer...

[khazal12]

@ElysianKing well since you're ok with it, as a muslim I enjoy drinking coffee...

[ElysianKing]

@khazal12 You muslim though? Also in the context of the vid' he was basically saying as a muslim he wouldn't find the joke offensive. Which some people might, religion being a big deal and all to certain folk.

[khazal12]

@ElysianKing well yes and no. I guess I'm a muslim by culture (you may have guessed by my last name 'Khazal'). anyway I was just dont like it when people say "Well, as a...". It's silly to put yourself in a category like that and make it seem like its coming from a position of more authority. Someone who's not Muslim may find this more offensive to Muslims as a Muslim person would.. means nothing...

[ElysianKing]

@khazal12 Well I don't think he meant it as in "I have the authority to declare this joke okay because I am Muslim." But a muslim person would have a more legitimate reason to be offended by this joke than just someone like me who doesn't particularly care about religion... I do get what you mean though, not being muslim doesn't detract from a persons right to be offended. It's just these days people get really worried about political correctness, and religion's a pretty touchy subject like...

[khazal12]

@ElysianKing this really wasn't worth talking about lol :)

[ElysianKing]

@khazal12 lol, no but I'm basically doing anything to avoid working on my assignment so...

[khazal12]

@ElysianKing i'll see your assignment and raise you 2 more and 2 exams :/

[Kyle0ng]

You're doing a UK tour? How the fuck did I miss this?

FUCK.

[flappospammo]

he's going bald , lol

talentless cunt

[starlingseven]

fucking brilliant!

[tjmilhoushmandzadeh]

That is brilliant, actually. This is why I love Doug...

[SillySantaHat]

I wish I had inherited greatness. :(

[SMOKING5STRING]

This guy is an alcoholic dickhead.

[bizz4ethix]

@SMOKING5STRING  And...What's your point? Come up with an original thought, please. Many times Doug Stanhope has admitted to being an alcoholic and an asshole. I am not sure about dickhead. Maybe that's your own twist.

As a matter of fact, Doug Stanhope is one of the funniest living comedians. He is definitely in my top three. So, I will quote Doug and say, "Go Fuck Yourself."

[SMOKING5STRING]

@bizz4ethix my dick'll fit better in you moma.the bitch who didn't swallow you.

[Lsdfunk]

@SMOKING5STRING Troll

[bizz4ethix]

@SMOKING5STRING I tried to translate your reply with Google Traslator. It doesn't detect any language. So, can you try writing in English next time...and maybe have a 1st grader help you with the grammar and spelling.

Thanks.

[SMOKING5STRING]

@bizz4ethix just admit,you've been had and your simple mind can't reply. go and spell that,go and spell that

[bizz4ethix]

@SMOKING5STRING Why did you write it twice? Or was that the echo from your Dad's giant pussy?

[CornishRicky]

Woooo! Saw him live in Bath!

[jacarradicefrench]

Philistine. All institutions are monarchical. Even in the USA, celebrities and malignant patriotism replaces what fine institute the United Kingdom possesses, the monarchy.

[markken57]

@jacarradicefrench "fine institute"- who the fuck are you kidding- you mean that bunch of inbred retards who cost a staggering amount of money for the privilege of acting the part of the ceremonial decorations which they were reduced to 300 years ago? Watching people fawn over the queen because she is the singular member of that entire family who isn't a syphilitic sociopath makes me nauseous. Fuck off;

[jacarradicefrench]

@aethir86 - Seriously? Are you living in a fairytale or the middle ages? Aristocrats, especially the royal family aren't as judgemental are you think, I have had the pleasure of meeting some and they're fine. You're really being hypocritical here, you're thinking of them as "toffs" or people who take our money. Really narrow minded view.

[ravingscholar]

That's fucking hilarious.

[EwanJames]

everything is funnier in a lecture theatre

[sentient02970]

just be a little clever

[stopthehatechild]

Can't hear shit.

[GSYBE631]

I've heard this joke better delivered and with superior audio fidelity in another bootleg.

Shame this one made the official cut. Get a new audio/video team, Doug.

[jackhartcup]

@GSYBE631 where'd you get the bootleg?

[batmanalk]

As a Muslim I find this F@CKIN HILARIOUS.

[Alithecomedian]

@batmanalk who gives a fucking shit what religon u are, just enjoy doug motherfucker and keep quiet

[SMOKING5STRING]

@batmanalk Kufr

[MrOllonne]

@batmanalk Sufi?

[batmanalk]

@MrOllonne nope

[GompCelticPL]

@batmanalk I'm a deist and it's hilarious to me as well so logically our believes don't influence our opinion about this. But who the hell am I with my logic when you can listen to a kid fucking prophet from from VI/VII century.

[batmanalk]

@GompCelticPL Well nice to see your well informed. But to quote a fellow deist "this is no time to make new enemies." I'll try not to take this personally, just like your relationship with God.

[SuperMjw88]

@batmanalk good 4 u bro

[eezysqueezy]

@batmanalk As a Pisces I agree.

[razorblade42069]

I liked Stanhope's live performances better when the crowd didn't know him and he had to win them over (Sicko, Die Laughing, Deadbeat Hero).

Now that he's known & has a following, there are dorks that laugh hysterically at every f**kin thing that comes out of his mouth, whether it's funny or not, and dips**ts yelling and interrupting his performance to buy him drinks while he's onstage.

[porkadachop]

@razorblade42069 Ah the good old days. I've seen him where about 1/4 of the audience walked out on him.

[tracyrawks]

@razorblade42069 He himself has mentioned in an interview that this is one of his regrets with getting a larger following.

[WrongHeaded07]

King Doug!

[Butters134]

Haha. Cheers for uploading this. That was my favourite part of that gig, but I was too pissed to remember the exact wording.

See y'all at the wedding.

[OhMyGoog]

more please!! fill my boring life

[killtroy811]

I can only imagine what would of happened if Mr. Stanhope became president in 2008...?

[livevil1989]

who would have thought that doug would find his crowd in the uk.

[maplecreekjunction]

@livevil1989 .....the same people that were surprised Bill Hicks was embraced in the UK and died essentially unknown by the public in America?....just a guess...

[livevil1989]

@maplecreekjunction yeah cool

[Lsdfunk]

Here's hopin' you come to Ireland in September, Doug.

[texaschizophrenic]

Fuck the idiotic idea of a monarch, king, queen, prince or princess. Long live Stanhope.

[livevil1989]

@texaschizophrenic Yeah, Fuck em!

[TheAwp45]

@texaschizophrenic

Vive le Roi!

Mort à la démocratie!

Take that Jacobin!

[texaschizophrenic]

@TheAwp45 Considering France mercilessly beheaded their last king and/or queen, I'd say that misquote is inaccurate.

Viva la Revolucion.

[TheAwp45]

@texaschizophrenic

And since the revolution was destroyed mercilessly by the very people who started it, I'd say your quote is quite inaccurate.

Vive le Roi!

[texaschizophrenic]

@TheAwp45 The revolution became the Republic. What nonsense you speak.

[TheAwp45]

@texaschizophrenic

The Republic became the gift of terror from Robespierre. Is terror and virtue your favorite kind of ideology?

[murdockqotsa]

HAHA! Mercenary rioters except instead of money, some good ol fashioned manipulation. Wow... this can serve many purposes. That's hilariously evil shit right there.

[stimp313]

saw you at the hammersmith on april 2nd, Amazing show, laughed my ass off ... to funny ... keep up the good work doug

[heratus007]

on my to-do list

[MRLaRoy86]

Stanhope Y U NO VISIT DUBLIN?

[WywiadyZRaperami]

burning bridge to nowhere

[damuschka]

love it!

[phead80]

haha 8)



[scottishtommy007]

Classic !