Bytejacker - BEST ILLEGAL VIDEO GAMES featuring Destructoid!

[mangucraft]

fucking pirates!!!

[FrostyStoners]

aww fuck i've been looking forever for a chick to play street of rage 2!!! They always want to play timesplitters or little big planet (which are good games too but fuck!)

[applejaksenpai]

I loved the incredible machine!

[N1kalas]

geez she is cute

[prada4live]

Hey four eyes likes granny's!!!!!

[dylanfloyd777]

Girl is nice everything else is '??????????wtf

[Cherryblossoms13100]

I got a comercial about a couple of wasted squirels....What The Fuck youtube, WTF?!

[EpticleSpecticle]

@Cherryblossoms13100 at least its not tampons *Shivers in fear*



[Fredo5227]

Tara's the only gamer girl that knows what she's talking about.

[MrDubstepaholic]

tara.... im a total creep for you, suck my dick

[hostelowner]

best characters in mugen, omega tiger woods, and omega tom hanks lmao wow just wow

[RiftManual]

so very nice!

[TKOConnor1]

@fo sho

[slinggshot]

I would blow her back out

[lord1234title]

how much memory does mugen take up? also it doesn't have viruses does it? just wanna be sure and safe.

[ThEmNsPrO]

what bull shit links in desciption pfft doesnt even work you go on the links in other window then it comes up with bull shit saying it doesnt exist?

[bytejacker]

@ThEmNsPrO What link are you trying that isn't working for you? Keep in mind this video is 5 months old now and I don't have any control over whether developers keep their sites up.

[ThEmNsPrO]

@bytejacker that halo one i was happy realy wanted to go on it :(

[bytejacker]

@ThEmNsPrO Looks like it's mirrored on indiedb - just google "Halo out with a whimper" and it's the first result.

[BigSonicGuy]

sonic 4 i thought was a great game but sonic fan remix looks slightly better

though in my opinion i think the way sonic looks nowadays looks better than the classic sonic

[Scania4life]

best illegal game is fucking POSTAL 2

[Kainthemain]

best game show is jace hall show!And for once a geek is not hosting the show

[TheDukeljk]

I would split Tara Long in half.

[TheIManProductions]

8:56 im wearing the green headphones right now

[OopsYouFailed]

You guys must make some serious cash with the tons of ads and publicity on your show. it's like 50% of the show is used to plug various things that are unrelated to games. There is an unwritten law that says: "First you get the viewers, then you plug your shits". Otherwise, people go somewhere else. The content is interesting but yet, you don't get many views on your videos. That's probably one of the reasons why. Just sayin'.

[0megaParag0nx9]

Her boobs jiggle exactly when she high fives.

[OdaKa]

Sadly, the only character who doesn't play like the original in "Mario Crossover" is Mario. His "air-braking" isn't strong enough. I can't even play Mario in that game. Just awkward. But other than that, it's awesome. I actually played through every level instead of just warping to world 8.

[hazzmando]

if i could rotate the world... oh wait, i can't because gravity won't let me...

[GameCherryDotCom]

Tony Carboni? Catholic Girls come to mind...

[spockman100]

where do u play these games??? and where do you get it?

[bytejacker]

@spockman100 Check the link in the description - it'll take you to links for all the games.

[RockaFilmsTV]

@bytejacker Is it illegel for me to play these games?

[realisticHomeboy]

I wonder if Tom Pease is home alone?

[Sephiroth365]

red headed girl. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT. nuff´said.

[CuBaNoLoCo420]

Give me an up close of Tara's beautiful face

[TheTreysixx]

he looks like a pre-spider bitten peter parker

[ReviewWarrior]

30 second ad...WTF

[strongo25]

Where the heck is Metroid Confrontation!?

[bloodgrey]

Thanks for the Mushroom Kingdom Fusion mention by Holmes, he did a great job with Spartan Mario.

[vkohmoviemaker]

That would be child pornography

[Kenpokid4]

How do you unlock no-Power Suit Samus in Super Mario Crossover?

[zupdurp]

THERE IS NO UP AND DOWN, WE'RE IN SPACE.

[swampertkamm85]

I keep thinking he's gonna say.

"This episode of Dan 3.0 is brought to you by...

[Ritutsuki1]

They got most of these from newgrounds o.O

[sukarestu]

Lol seriously?

In theory if the world flipped

The gravity stays only the hemisphere will change and seasons would fuck up

But everywhere in the world would not go UP because the gravities still centres us on the ground

...

I thought you nerds would know that?

[TheRocketman9]

But... no-one likes Destructoid...

[DannE11TV]

HALO OUT WITH A WHIMPER! I contributed to that project on the Game Maker Community

[nephildevil]

what is this? two faggots and a chick talking bout the worst games on the net? got to look up "road of the dead" tho, that seemed fun :p

[Z33lnR44l]

they missed BOR!!

[southcoocrecords]

Excellent episode. The show is great!

[Deusscraft]

Guy with box on head. Was he supposed to be a creeper from minecraft :P?

[iluvalima]

00:13 so hot (Tara bites lip)

[GigaBoost]

Destructiod fucking sucks, too bad Bytejacker has gone down the shitter ever since they switched to semi-weekly and John left.

[JuarezHighJumpSquad]

you're all under arrest

[goombatroop]

why does super crate box say that it has 43% of votes

[acarboni]

@goombatroop Check the comment I left down below - it's a typo.

[thefindingperson]

1+4+43 = 100%?

[acarboni]

@thefindingperson Check my comment below - it was a typo. Sorry about that!

[Tr0tim]

When you mentioned Streets of Rage 3 having gotten too silly (and I agree), what do you think about the hats, store, trading and painting etc. recently added to TF2? Because I say it has gotten too silly.

[acarboni]

@Tr0tim Yeah, it's a little overly silly. I've always enjoyed the TF2 sense of humor, but some of it feels a little too 'forced wacky.'

[CCV334]

I saw these guys in the meat boy charity live stream!

[kaixiii]

Was so waiting for a DTOID appearance, AWESOME

[KnuckleBallz]

Next week? I thought its bi-weekly.

[bytejacker]

@KnuckleBallz Keeping track of things is SO HAAAARD.

[GigaBoost]

@KnuckleBallz It's semi-weekly, bi-weekly implies twice per week.

[weezcake]

@GigaBoost Biweekly means it's once per two weeks, not twice per week.

[lynnclairelong]

@weezcake sorry- bi-weekly is twice a week. just like bi-monthly is twice per month, not every two months. It's just a term that's been abused for so long that it's incorrect translation starts to take on legitimacy after a certain point.

[luvpinata]

@KnuckleBallz no. its gayweekly

[grkpektis]

sonic 4 sucks ass

[pandafresh]

PSSSH WHATEVZ. Streets of Rage 3 was the best and had the best soundtrack.

PS Bytejacker needs more wackiness in it.

[bytejacker]

@pandafresh Strongly disagree. There is no place for kangaroos in gang warfare.

[SAPSowash]

@bytejacker Totally agree. Streets of Rage 2 is the best of the series by far.

[HAETMUNGOR]

@bytejacker

well I can see someone's never been to Australia then....

[claytonian]

I guess the links will be added later? :(

[pudinthemushroomhead]

@claytonian nope, probley not

[Danyukhin]

I feel like some CONSPIRACY is taking place... Nice episode, anyway!

[gabrielk310]

a fking game about dog from half life... like what he did when he was alone that would be kind of awesome

[DaceFXLance]

Fuck yeah! Out of a whimper > Halo Reach!

[madduffytube]

Anthony, can you get a new camera or lens to shoot the show with? The chromatic aberration makes the show look so much worse than it used to and it hurts my eyes :(

[ChibiPandaHuynh]

@madduffytube do you have the money to buy them a new lens?

[madduffytube]

@ChibiPandaHuynh Yes, but since I'm not the one in the business of internet television, it seems silly like a silly suggestion. I know that there have been many changes since bytejacker moved into the studio, but who would expect the image quality to actually decrease from when they were shooting on the roof? I'm guessing allocating funds to upgrades would benefit not only Anthony's show but any show shot on the same set. The comments seemed like the appropriate place to make my observation.

[misterx008]

it's alright, i'll do it for you.

FREE INDIE RAPID FIRE!!!

[bytejacker]

@misterx008 Thanks. Now grab me a green tea.

[misterx008]

yes! bytejacker day!!!!

[darkinertia2]

haha why does it say 43 percent for super crate box but he said 95 percent?

[bytejacker]

@darkinertia2 Typo.

[darkkiller07]

Is that herobine from minecraft at the end of the video?!

[bleunt]

My girlfriend has a crush on that Destructoid redhead. I do too.

[bytejacker]

@bleunt Tara's a gem.

[Irockman1]

Next week? Do you keep forgetting you're bi-weekly now?

[AnthonyLopez23456]

WAUW! Great episode!

[mex198la]

"Vlambeer with over 95% of the votes" but on the video it showed 43% LOL

[tikvun]

the 3rd!

[sytrix14]

bytejacker. in soviet russia, this show loves me

[barnabyjones786]

I enjoyed this

[bytejacker]

@barnabyjones786 Thanks!

[kekeke01]

Jonathan... Why is he making so many faces? :O

[bytejacker]

@kekeke01 Jonathan was a real trooper - he had only gotten a couple hours of sleep on a plane before doing my show, then his. I'd be making some weird faces, too.

[Quincy35191]

2nd!!!!!!



[maxxramman]

OHHHHHHHHHH YES.

My body is so ready for some Bytejacker.