The Village - 5/10

[Jadespeakschinese]

Oh wow the video froze right at the scream.

[leya10089]

oh ma lord he's perfect. 

[XxproductionssxX]

lol top comment is right

[bobfari]

@FrankiEmo92 Well I'd Get A Bunch Of Muskets And Run Out And Kill Them All......

[DerFeindr]

@bobfari Muskets? Those dresses are from the late 1880's and 1890's, they could all get repetition firearms by then (even a darn machinegun if they had the money...), one Winchester 1873 for each family and the stupid creatures would be gone in an hour.

[DNAisDestiny]

"And yes, I will dance with you on our wedding night."

Best acceptance of a marriage proposal in film history.

[MrAkkiles]

are they mormons?

[chidoriookami]

how can ivy know what color is what....--color is a facet of people with vision ;o her "blue" might be totally different from "blue" of pple who can see

[MyPaperBleedsInk]

@chidoriookami

She might not have always been blind.

Also she said previously that she can sometimes see a bit of haze, the only light she can see in the darkness.

[yesidono]

@chidoriookami shemight be partially blind. like something happened to her when she was a child and her vision became lucid.

[shailysinha]

such a beautiful movie . I have watched it more than 3 times. what about you?

[gcharlottefan1]

@shailysinha This is my third, I remember watching it in the theatre..Lol

[iloveshaymitchell]

Boys I hope you're taking notes

[holisterhottie14]

@iloveshaymitchell they aren't.

[sawyerfly22]

one of the best speeches ever given by lucius, damn moving.

[TokyoSpike]

2:28: The best proof that Kitty ends up with a good husband -- I love the way he's holding her.

[dude1123445]

@BecomeMyNewCat keep dreamin ugly

[groovylocks]

@dude1123445 since she didn't even put a picture up, i can only assume you're trying very hard not to let it get out that you're a fag. Your profile says you're 26. I'm willing to bet you're half that.

[Stereotypical7]

Does anyone else absolutely love how beautiful the music in this movie is, even in its simplicity? Its so sweet and...perfect.

[SPIKEJONES12211]

this isnt brokback mt?

[awsome6423]

my heart is racing. LOVE THIS MOVIE!

[rihmoellanz]

so sweet!!

[WeezerGeek182]

The girl has synesthesia. I know someone who has it.

[WeezerGeek182]

@WeezerGeek182 Nvm

[groovylocks]

@WeezerGeek182 i do too. Not as strongly as some. Growing up i didn't realize it was unusual. I thought everyone felt it.

[groovylocks]

@WeezerGeek182 my doctor told me that it was once considered a mental illness (and in some severe cases it has strong detrimental effects. ) but now they think it may be an evolutionary anomaly. Mostly for me it involves the lines between visuals and auditory being blurred. Also most things have an innate personality. 5 is pink and happy for example. And it sounds like g#. It's a good study aide. Best mnemonic ever. I used to try to explain it to people but they just don't get it. They CAN'T.

[EvanWink]

anyone heard a nokia low batt sound while they were talking at the porch???

[europe0wnz]

@EvanWink at what exact time?

[europe0wnz]

@EvanWink at what exact time?

[StarWarsUpdates]

So the blind girl is a bisexual?

[Run925Bruh]

I would be the bad sheep and bring lots of alcohol and get every one sauced up at that wedding.

[myuhdidas]

late is thee hour at which u have chosen to arrive!!! wait....wrong movie

[Alexajordan2]

@myuhdidas lord of the rings..???

[Jasiper]

1:17 On the left, is that.....Jesse Eisenberg?

[coath514]

@Jasiper yep

[TheBrIaNaMusic]

@Jasiper yep. he was bait with his arms out on part 3 i think.

[Jasiper]

@TheBrIaNaMusic Thanks :) I haven't watched that part yet :D

[Marcus123456789able]

The reason they won't confront the "monster" is the elders know the monsters aren't real. They don't want the others to know. They know someone is doing this ...exactly who was question

[Hoku2Dreamer]

This movie is so crazy good!

[fromfantasy1]

I loved Bryce Dallas Howard as Ivy Walker! She's a good damn actress! And she is gorgeous!

[LyricallySanee]

Ivy Walker is Victoria from Twighlight :O

[JettisonRiviera]

@LyricallySanee hhaha and the blonde chick from Spiderman 3 and the Lady ing the water, and the.....

[LyricallySanee]

@JettisonRiviera calm down.

[sayjaibow]

@LyricallySanee who gives a shit about twilight? ;)

[Airsoftattack123]

What if one of the monster came out and was just like BAM and everyone died.

[SerbianMachoMan]

Man what a pussies...it like one monster againts whole village..

They could beat crap out off him...

They probably have some guns or poles...

[sourlinks]

@SerbianMachoMan your so wrong, have you even seen the whole movie. they moved there to be away from vilance, they live in a peacfull society

[SerbianMachoMan]

@sourlinks

Ive seen it all but still why tha fuck are they running away from it when they ciuld protect each other...nonsence...

[neoprower777]

time to kiss an fuck an make little blind mutes

[karatekween33]

i bet his colour is red...

[Lutomoria]

@karatekween33 I wonder how she would know what color is which, namewise, if she never was able to see a color and have someone tell her what it is...

[2YellowEyes]

Did anyone else expect a big ass monster to come hurtling out of the fog when they were on the porch?

[halkaaogclausen]

The monsters don't like red. So why is all gingers then?! ;)

[jongsin]

@halkaaogclausen ginger is a different colour to red, thats why its ginger, not red hahaha

[Yourand]

so phoenix is supposed to be what, 17? 19? 21? He looks 40ish. it kinda spoiled the ilusion for me.

[acid481]

the blind girl trips me so much

[FrankiEmo92]

There lives seem so damn boring :\

[myuhdidas]

@FrankiEmo92 it is lol. thats the point of the movie i think, to make their lives seem so boring and 18th century like.

[scottmop4325]

@FrankiEmo92 lol good one

[chidoriookami]

@FrankiEmo92 being in college, i find myself, many times, admiring that "boring" kind of life lol sigh.

[FrankiEmo92]

@FrankiEmo92 After 6 months I've finally spotted my typo. Thanks for not freaking out.

[BVBandBOTDFlover]

@FrankiEmo92 yeah till a bunch of fucked up creatures start killing them.

[HighSchoolGirl456]

@FrankiEmo92 i'd run into the woods screaming "Take me with you! Take me with you!"

[endlessnetherz]

@FrankiEmo92

welcome to before the internet

[gnovakIII]

@FrankiEmo92 its because your already living in an age where our mind must be entertained by nonsense 24/7. They work for a living, where as we work to get rich..

[stalintalin]

i love how the director made the blind girl hear it first cuz usually its the blind ppl that hav really good hearing

[BridgettCullen23]

oh no ='|

[littleacorn00]

i love how lucius takes ivy's hand. :) at 1:30

<3

[gcharlottefan1]

@littleacorn00 he looks sexy when he does that

[CresentSanctuary]

is it really smart to marry the first guy who shows affection towards you after you break your heart ?

[jamharuno]

i was wondering why they didnt show the kiss of lucius and lvy. But then i saw the yellow painted pole

aw lucius <3

[dancelikeacrazyfreak]

is that girl completely blind? cause sometimes it seems like she is, and sometimes is seems like she can see things...

[mariab0609]

heeeey  i want to see the kiss !!!

[SargentandGreenLeaf]

if there they know there is monsters in the damn forest, why do they keep talking about coyotes, are they dumb or something, obviously by this point seeing monsters walk around the village there is no need to keep trying to convince people its not coyotes, lol dumb

[eddiem1999]

@SargentandGreenLeaf the people having the conversation about the coyotes obviously know the truth this conversation is meant for two audiences those who know the trutch and those who don't.. one way is she telling him they went to far in killing the livestock and the markings are to high as in people will not think coyotes did this (which is what they want) also it gives the audience who doesn't know the truth a better kick out of the "twist ending"

[Jfrozin]

@SargentandGreenLeaf But didn't you know? This movie is stupid, the blind ... *Cough* blind, (Able to see that guy walking down the feild without saying or doing anything, and able to tell it's him ...) chick is retarded, putting her hand out, waiting for someone, without having to ability to tell, at that point I knew this movie was going to blow.

[PetiteMouse]

@Jfrozin she can see auras, everyone has a specific aura hence how she knew it was him. She knew it was lucias and was betting on him coming to her. It was her way of basically saving his life.

[SargentandGreenLeaf]

too bad the blind chick had to go full re-tard

[BLACKMETAL415]

Great Movie, Really solid and Interesting plot

[Ashloomis]

I can't believe Ebert gave this masterpiece one star, and then turned around and gave the Happening three, he must have reviewed each one on opposite day.

[alondra2015]

wow so messed up how he couldn't even hold his wife's hand but yet some other woman he could! (00:10)

[TheBittercinema]

@alondra2015 She is not his wife. She is Lucious' mother. He is Ivy's father. He has a wife, but he also has feelings for Alice.

[byrniemac791]

@alondra2015

sigourney weaver isnt his wife

[maxbenitz1819]

i dont know wat this movie is about i watched about 6 or 10 times and i even still dont get it

[TheBittercinema]

@maxbenitz1819 Read the article for it on Wikipedia. It will make things a lot easier to understand. This movie is a jewel once you truly understand what is going on. I had to watch it three times before I got a good grasp of it.

[FullmetalShortOne]

"One love to sacrifice another love is not right." Ivy....if you didn't marry him because your sister didn't approve wouldn't it be the same thing?

[kyuubiblade141]

what if the monster come in and dances with them?

[kyuubiblade141]

what if the monster come in and dances with them??

[PickledPorpoise]

i wonder if that blind chick is tight

[thewhorocks524]

so, apparently Ivy is like Daredevil. She's blind but she can run as if she wasn't, and she can hear a high-pitched scream usually muffled by a loud environment.

[RukisxGoldxPants]

@thewhorocks524 that isn't uncommon in blind people. because they lost one of their senses, all the others are hightened, sometimes to near super-human ability

[Amidalalovesme]

@thewhorocks524 lol,you are making a good point here.

[purplesharpy]

wait wheres pig faced joe :0

[83842653]

lucky girl gets to kiss joaquin i wish that was me

[0112337]

These people are like Puritans in Connecticut.

The creature is a drunk and crazy Native American.

[soursoother93]

I love when Lucuis grabs Ivy's hand when the screams break up the dance

[soursoother93]

The hand thing with Ivy reaching for Lucius when she is scared is sooo cute!

[majesticrecords]

im getting really bored.not seeing the hype...yet?

[PicKPiT]

I swear to god that in the end I could see both girls french kiss each other

[DeMonfa13]

1:30 Haaaaaah..... Lucius is the best *-*

[iCharrisse]

I wish I live in those times where life was simple...

[zinoba666]

@iCharrisse Join the Amish?

[termometen]

@zinoba666 but if he wants to be Amish, he must first learn some German...

[GracelessDementor]

@iCharrisse It was also a time where women were beaten by their husbands and if anyone broke the rules or spoke their minds, they would be burned or banished. It was not as peaceful as people like to imagine.

[lilyatheg]

@GracelessDementor that still happens nowadays.. and in this country too

[MatchCard]

@iCharrisse aand you died from simple illnesses :) I know what you mean though lol, but lets be realistic.

[Allibob2012]

Funny how the sister is still upset even though she's married now XD

[acraftyperson]

6:40 dang why cant every guy be like lucious <3

[ThreeOfHearts1]

poor lucious, he thinks he doomed the village when the fuckingelders are... well i dont wanna spoil nothin'

[hughmountbatten]

I love lucius(A)

[kukukoop]

I would so behead Lucius. I would'nt care what anyone else said. 

[brucekirk89]

i like how the camera turned away wile they were kissing like an old time movie,and boy he kinda layed into her ont he pourch

[ranafatim]

Thanks for uploading!

[justbecause4873]

the blind girl is so gorgeous.

[Jfrozin]

@justbecause4873 So strange that she could see that one guy that doesn't talk much before he says, or does anything too, and knows it's him. She is blind.

[TheShhSecret]

@justbecause4873 Oh my god I know, what a babe! I love Bryce Dallas Howard <3 xx

[nitamike]

@justbecause4873 i know right! something so like pure and pretty about her

[iriniHD]

how could he screw up his daughter's wedding

[gutterguy6301]

look mother fucker, i just like sucking dick

[YESHUAISMERCIFUL]

wasn't scaring them enough? why ya gotta keep spookin the poor towns people!! damnit lucious said sorry isn't that enough? lol, it's true.

[AbbyAsphyxiated]

O.O

[AbbyAsphyxiated]

O_O where do they get all the pigs? do they drop from the sky or something? Oooo piggies now let's grab em and kill em and lay them all over the ground for a warning, even though we're supposive meat eaters .... >.>

[RatherIntriguing]

@AbbyAsphyxiated HERES A THOUGHT, we don't make pigs, sometimes they're actually found in the wild. Because thats where they come from? AND maybe they are domesticated. Food for thought. OH! And then they breed them?! The world is wild, isn't it? Seriously, though. We don't spawn pigs, we first domesticated them and bred them. We still breed them. Not the brightest crayon in the box :D

[AbbyAsphyxiated]

@RatherIntriguing HERE'S A THOUGHT FOR YA' Maybe it was a goddamn joke? Ever think of that. Thank you RatherIntriguing.

idiot.

(: x

[VacuusStella]

My Mac screen is so damn shiny, I can't see sh*t!

[Nelis47896]

@VacuusStella Buy a PC

[gutterguy6301]

i dont fucking understand this movie...please explain the fucking mother fucking point

[crankdatcharizard]

@gutterguy6301 if you don't get it then you just don't.

[amydawned]

@gutterguy6301 The mother fucking movie poses an interesting question. Are the members of this mother fucking "village" better off being deceived and exposed to contrived horrors by the fucking elders or should they be exposed to real horrors in the real mother fucking world? Is the former the lesser of two fucking evils? It demonstrates the burden the elders carry in the name of preservation. In short, the mother fucking movie is about sacrifice, longing, hope and love. There you fucking go.

[UnbornChild]

@amydawned Mother fucking YES!

[Freakforphotos]

@amydawned  I seriously think I love you right now. Just sayin.

[pitou878]

KyoKun22, I'm looking for the name of this piano piece too !! If anyone knows it... :)

[KyoKun22]

does anybody know the name of the piano piece being played while everyone is dancing?

[Jazzenmali]

This part is definetly amazing. I love how he tells her that he is fearful about it.

[jupitercrash07]

One of my favorite scenes is when Lucius and Ivy are sitting on her front porch late at night.

[lexybexi]

is ivy the girl who was also in lady in the water?

[Freakforphotos]

@lexybexi yep

[TheNeonAngel]

how can she recognize color when she has never seen any?

[jameshauler]

@TheNeonAngel well, she could see when she was young. her dad says at one point "the moment i heard my daughter's vision had finally failed her... i was so ashamed." i assume that her sight was deteriorating and they could've done something to help her, but their commitment to not leaving led to her complete blindness.

[TheNeonAngel]

@jameshauler ..yeah i wrote that before i heard that part! whoops

[VacuusStella]

@TheNeonAngel She has.

[bookworm6795]

@TheNeonAngel thats what I was wondering

[Calucifer13]

I just LOOOVE this wedding. If it is possible, I will make my wedding to be the same like in this movie.

[1000FeatheredOwl]

@Calucifer13 village monsters and all?

[Calucifer13]

@1000FeatheredOwl No XD But the wedding and everything about it, as it went before it was intruded by the shrieks and the kids, this is something what I would like :-)

[1000FeatheredOwl]

@Calucifer13 you going to marry Lucius?

[lyndzi18]

I cried at the romantic scene, I wish someone would say that to me

[scrainbow1234]

6:19 - 8:00 <333333333333333

Beautiful!

[Maxcloudy]

its scary how she hasn't blinked once....

[loyda]

(6:02)

"how did you know i was here?"

"i saw you at the window."

at first this phrase doesn't seem very uncommon, but coming from a blind girl, it just changes everything, it's so beautiful 

[MrDirectorMan18]

@PrissyPink24 ya me 2

[Barwig7]

Yaaaaaaaaaaa o let do it

[norelle28]

@koukashi you don't have to watch it then... no one forces you...

[AnimalsInMyHeart]

I'm an aromantic asexual but that Ivy/Lucius scene is so... cute! xD

[DrunkAngryRussian]

i hate this fucking movie

[doubleg137]

then why even go the page where you can watch it.. just stay away... duh!

[DrunkAngryRussian]

how can I know that I hate it until I watch it buttfucker.

I watched it, didn't like it. What the fuck is so hard to understand?

Suddenly we're not allowed to give our opinions about movies? Fuck you

[doubleg137]

@DrunkAngryRussian

oh ok.. your opinion.. good enough.. I didn't know you watched it until you got here.. your statement didn't have any context to it other than you just hated it. But just an aside, doesn't the review usually come at part 10/10? Oh and by the way.. fuck you too.

[JunkPileFool]

@DrunkAngryRussian I'm just curious: there are other things you can watch on Youtube... why are you watching this if you hate it?

[DrunkAngryRussian]

I watched it for the first time and fucking hated it.

What, I'm not entitled to my own FUCKING opinion????!

[JunkPileFool]

@DrunkAngryRussian whoa! relax, buddy. I'm not trying to hurt you. =)

I know that personally, I thought that Transformers was one of the dumbest movies of all time. Therefore, I wouldn't want to spend my time watching it on youtube.

I just wanted to know why you were rewatching The Village if you already knew that you hated it.

[DrunkAngryRussian]

@JunkPileFool

you seem like a nice guy so I won't fuck with you. I never saw this movie before so I didn't re watch it.

So if you never saw transformers and then watched it for the first time on youtube and posted your comment saying you hated it, that would be the same situation