#250: The german alphabet

[gymnast080797]

My german class thinks your a creepy man! hahhah

[assbach]

@gymnast080797 your class is probably right - at least regarding this video ;)

[RepublicanNatio]

damn, its very very similar to english's alphabet pronunciation.

[SEVENFLORES]

Great video, and good pronunciation! don't see why so many thumps down...

[DeroKrapDKS]

Ich bin aus Mexiko Es ist möglich, für mich nach Deutschland zu gehen Aber ich würde gerne wissen, wie man die Sprache sprechen 50% Ich hoffe, ich diene Ihre Kurse. Dank

[DeroKrapDKS]

Soy de Mexico

Hay la posibilidad de que me vaya a Alemania

Pero me gustaria saber hablar un 50% el idioma

Espero tus cursos me sirvan. Gracias

[colafroggy]

You speak really good English. I really want to learn German. I think I'll scour through all your videos. Thanks for posting!

[thecoadwordis]

BUTT CHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DONTxTELLxHER]

we watched this video in my german class and we all laughed when the baby started crying xD

[AmaymonF]

Why are you whispering? lol Is the alphabet something secret that you can speak aloud?

[6vicesbecomewrath]

you waiting for someone?

(nice vid by the way)

[CheeseIsAll164]

Nice sign language. =P

[pvsg1990]

will german be more easy for somebody who speaks spanish and english fluently. by the way spanish ismy first lenguage.

[assbach]

@pvsg1990 oh i'm not sure, i don't speak spanish but german grammar is different than english grammer imho.

[wirsindheldenFTW]

@pvsg1990: La gramatica alemana es muy diferente a la de español y la de inglés, yo misma me enseñe un poco pero aun no la domino, lo que se es que a veces las oraciones pueden ser estructurada al igual que las oraciones en ingles "Es ist nett." (It is pretty) pero a veces pueden estar así "Ich werde den Müll wegwerfen"(I will the garbage throw away) que dejan el verbo al final y pues no se cuando se hace eso pero espero que te sirvió estos ejemplos ^^;;

[pvsg1990]

@wirsindheldenFTW gracias por tu comentario yo en realidad pensaba tomar frances pero decidi tomar aleman dicen que el aleman es muy parecido al ingles por que biene de la misma rama y el frances es romanic ( latin) igual que el espanol pero creo que no ba ser tan dificil cuando lo tome en enero.

[SEVENFLORES]

@pvsg1990 you are right man that's what i think too, no wonder i find it easy lerning Deutsch. ahh and don't say "german"

[daenumen]

no sorry, thats the 'english' alphabet rehearsed in pigeon english, aka 'german'.

get it right! they might teach you football in school....

[TheMisterKibe]

It's just creepy the way you look at the camera and how you open your mouth.

[chrizarredondo]

Hey Thank for this video, i love german language im want to learn german, im still learning english too lol, im from México living in New York

Grettings

[baleryan]

i learning german and i found this video really helpful, thanks.

[poo01122]

That was intimate.

[steph2015]

ass bach, you are hot! lol

[TheClaudiams]

what eyes  :O

[athapaskaaw]

hehehe that was, weird.. Deep quite monotone voice-intensive stare.. baby crying in the background.. REALLY cool! mm n cute :P

[sheunghyun]

look like Indonesian alphabets...

[bubbles9630]

Whow, you look like shane dawson's brother!

[destined2bebossy]

ha ha dude you never blink but thanks the alphabet is what is really messing me up in the german language. especially when it comes to pronouncing. the d, v, and remembering that the i is different.

[jbieber6904]

zan ...elf twelfe im german my enlish is poor i have bad grammer so i am going to talk german ich nin outchin leba oglaben

[GrandAdmiralForrest]

ENTSCHULDIGUNG!

[Yuhr1BabyGurl]

You people really need to stop talking about germans.If you dont like it dont look for it. and @ ratehim fuck you man you guys always sound gay.

[jimmihshs]

German is so difficult for me. Of course it has only been 2 months of college courses, but it is still not easy.

[HWAskiBRAVO]

@jimmihshs I find that the easiest way to get German stuck in your head is to buy a grammar dictionary, They're quite cheap (Mine cost £6.99) and you read a section or so every day for a few weeks, I'm doing my GCSE's and I'm getting A*'s in German.

[jorumpl]

well done, but there still is a huge difference between a native and you

[assbach]

that's funny, cause i am native

[jorumpl]

@assbach wohnst du noch in deutschland oder österreich ?

du verschluckst ein paar sachn (wie das L), aber vielleicht kanns auch daran liegen, dass ich österreicher bin und Du deutscher, und wenn du native bist, dann: du kannst verdammt gut englisch ^^

[assbach]

@jorumpl ich wohne seit eh und je im Rheinland, evtl liegt's daran, dass ich Silben verschlucke, oder an mir selbst, hab nie behauptet, dass ich eine perfekte Aussprache habe. :) Die Leute bitten mich diese Videos zu machen und ich helfe gern.

[BassSurfer2]

@jorumpl you are fucking retarded

[Co1ny]

@jorumpl

das hört man ja wohl, dass er deutscher ist. würde arg bezweifeln, dass ein gebürtig englisch sprechender mensch auch mit talent sone aussprache hat ;)

keep up the helpful work assbach!

[woxihuan515]

@jorumpl lollll OWNED

[jorumpl]

@woxihuan515 i hate people replying to shit someone wrote ages ago..

[qualqui]

Wow, thats is sooooooo COOL!! For us nongermans its great to hear the letters one by one so the sound sinks in, but my God, when ya "zoom" thru 'em,....i was totally LOST!!! ROFLMAO! Anyways thanx for sharin' your wisdom on the german alphabet, greetings from Kerétaro! = )

[assbach]

hahah, hey thank you :)

[assbach]

ooh, that's not nice ;)

[opusposth]

thanx!

[Thrawn6211]

You look like that British dude who plays house.

[invaderzim34511]

You're scary D:

[ExtremeCornFlour]

Heyy Duddeee You Said SEX LOL ! The only reason thats funny to me is because me and other people wer watching this and we said it feels like your raping us with your eyes... lol.... LOL.

[sw2ohio]

Sie sind paranoid oder etwas

[Majorkaboom]

you said B,C,D, and E wrong... B sounds like bay

c sounds like say D sounds like day and e sounds like A... you said them like that english alphabet

[assbach]

well i'm german, i think i know how to say it right ;)

probably you couldn't hear it, cause i sort of whispered.

[luminousbodies]

@Majorkaboom rofl you're criticizing a german on how they say the german alphabet... wow.

[jceja24]

is it just me or does the german language sound evil?

[assbach]

hahah that's probably just me and the way i did this, it was just fun

[ratehim]

They always sound really angry :P

[likjuju]

pppp@jceja24

[beanybudd]

Tokio Hotel is helping me out

[destined2bebossy]

@beanybudd yes tokio hotel is helping me with my german too. i love them. lol i kno you commented on tht video a long time ago but i had to reply cuz i love them. lol

[rafaela763]

@beanybudd  Tokio Hotel is awesome but they use some bad words though...haha lol sorry if i bothered you or something

[iAREanthonyy]

lol you look all suspicious in your video haha

like you are giving undercover secretive german lessons xD

nice vid though, thanks

[bigwo56]

@iAREanthonyy... well, yeah! He IS giving out secret German alphabet! In America, we are suppose to buy some $300.00 software program

(like Rosettastone or somethin) to learn what he gives for FREE!! If one will ask politely, (ich denke) he will also teach you how to "Zahl über zehn!!" (count above ten)

FOR FREE!! (Germans are nice that way)

[Stettina81]

LOL

Too funny!

[honey162004]

Whatever the others say, I thank you that you try to teach us something about your language.

I hope all other people do the same for their languages.

Thanks again.

[Nialara1]

lmfao I learned the numbers in German from the song Sonne by Rammstein, they rock :D

[16sakura7]

LOL u too! i think thats how most americans learn 1-9 in german.

[BlauCabbage]

I love how he speaks quietly a periodically looks over his shoulder as if there are mutated monsters outside his house.

His toddler is probably just as scary, though.

[serandcas]

hahaha its funny

[AkechiLove]

Dude I wanna learn German sooo bad. <3

[dancm1975]

hey..thnaks for your lesson....It will help me a lot with my German,

Cheers

Gustavo

[Rebacowgirl8]

did you say sex or six??????????????

[VVh1t3p0w3r]

It is sechs. I think i spelled it right.

[XDCamisadoXD]

thats how you say 6 lol

[PorscheLieber]

Was ist los Mann? lol is there a sniper out the window or something? i really died laughing, great video and thanks!

[LUNAlRE]

are you a german teacher?

[assbach]

no, :) i am just a german.

[LUNAlRE]

lol cool.

im trying so hard to learn german like it is my mother tounge..i love it.

[assbach]

you do? why? i dont like it at all, LOL but i was born with it :DD

[LUNAlRE]

i don't know its just such a cool language lol. some of my friends can speak fluent german too.

alot of my favorite bands are from germany/are german, so i'd like to understand them without having to go to the google translator hahaha..

[assbach]

which bands?

[LUNAlRE]

die toten hosen, tokio hotel, nena, die arzte, kraftwerk, nina hagen, funker vogt. theres more too, but those are my fav.

haha, ya, wide range on genres, but i love them.

[LUNAlRE]

and lukas hilbert. xD

[assbach]

OMG :DD

[LUNAlRE]

lol whatt

[wiisatina]

I love Nina :D and Einstürzende Neubauten.

[acceptanceisbliss]

HOW can you not like German???? It's the best language ever. Seit jahren versuch ich mein Deutsch zu verbessern, aber ist nicht so einfach!! Trotzdem finde ich Deutsch am besten, auch wenn ich 2 andere Sprachen als Muttersprache kann :) I WISH i was a native-German speaker like yourself

[Jerziiboi88]

HAAGENNN DAAAAZZZ

[outOfb3Rlin]

Kümmere dich lieber um dein Kind!

[assbach]

keine Sorge.

[CollectiveFury]

Ausgezeichnet!

[generalppl]

haha, a Great teacher!!

[gulfstream89]

danke schon dude

[huntinater6k]

rong its ahh bay c d ee f gay ha ee yoka l m n o pay cool air ess tae uu foul vae eeks oppsalon zet

[DeMesJours]

dit tu k'il ne sait pas comment parler sa proper langue, huntinater6k?

[andthenshewasgone]

This has really helped in my studying for intro German :)

[pifapastoral]

thanks, this is super!

very creative

[icecreamdaddy]

lol, looks like u were hidin from something, or someone...

[assbach]

hehe :) i was hidin from my kids ;)

[tiagosmc]

Sehr gute Idee! Ich glaube dass, es nicht so leicht war, um die Signale mit deinen Fingern zu machen...

Danke!

[SARAL76]

:( I looked...

[whovick]

Ich lerne deutsche, aber ich bin nicht sehr gut noch.

[LokfuehrerAndre]

"Ich lerne deutsch aber ich bin noch nicht sehr gut." So heißt es richtig. :)

[dontleaveyet]

Nice sign language :)