Barney Stinson - Three Days Rule (subITA)

[rtfloor]

Hey! NPH wouldn't do that, all right?

[LifeRhythmAndBeats]

"I'm sorry can you repeat that, I dont speak i don't get laid" bahahahhahaha 

[aznalubma85]

true story

[anthonydpearson]

Oh naooooo, Jesus is deadddd

[SuperDanksta]

@anthonydpearson ha ha Bruce

[mawhulk]

i rolf when he said jesus.. and he keep on talkin and talkin while killing me

[mawhulk]

to be honest.. i think i also think like barney..this is something that i would came up with if i get to the topic

[starpufpuf]

Hey Jesus, what up? < That part kill me, true story LOL

[SuperChiffa]

Like if 9GAG got you here!! <3

[gamemaster1199]

@SuperChiffa too bad 9gag is for faggots

[folkafresflo]

True store

[alexandralarisa1]

he is an amazing actor !!!!! I can't stop watching this video !!

[justXjerre]

jesus didn't wait 3 days to come back to life...

because of the lag it took him 3 days to respawn

[Phymis]

u cutted out the most epic part of that dialogue... "true story" :(

[TheDrunknMunkey]

That is the best reasoning I have ever heard!!!

[Reiny1990]

Am I the only one noticing the video is mirrored?

[MelloParasite96]

:truestory:

[Flatine1]

i bet this toke like a whole day to record. xD

[traceurDEDE]

9 people understand the i never get laid language

[fungalishes]

which episode is this?

[czuket]

whatever u say bro

[StarSharpedo]

Thanks for the link, Greg :)

[VJbasti]

true story, bro!

[djole94]

Ian Spencer Zamora Cortez sent me here

[wisdom1610]

@djole94 same here!

[DiabloMercy]

FUCK YOU BARNEY U OVERRATED GAY FAGGOT

[aaloopara]

@DiabloMercy Ahh shut up you Hufflepuff slut

[DiabloMercy]

@aaloopara u shut up u fucking beaner

[aaloopara]

@DiabloMercy I wasn't talking...

[Flibstones909]

IT IS TIME 9GAGERS!

[SuperRahali]

hi5 9gagers

[Panchiva101]

9gag send me here

[Tunechi241]

True Story.

[102kirk]

Im atheist and I find this tip usefull...

[alonsoboulevard]

oh thank god i thought i was going to be rick rolled again

[ensa89]

which episode is this?

[AwelessPianoPlayer]

@ensa89 Season 4 Episode 21

[ensa89]

@AwelessPianoPlayer thank you :)

[copia9]

Hello 9gagger, we were expecting you

[NemesBigBrother]

Homosexuals are gay

[Tunechi241]

@NemesBigBrother You don't say ?

[raveen251189]

Like if 9gag brought you here..

[RoiReiT]

yes they are in church already when christianity never existed.

[lostshadows1333]

brace yourselves,9gag army is here..

[tiveqcriarcontanova]

Storia vera...

[miticomarci]

thumbs up if you actually wait 3 days as barney says

[TedDeno]

jeeeeesus, thank youuuu :-D

[theANSWER4MVP]

that 3 days rule didn't work for me....met a girl she liked me and everything, waited 3 days to hit her up, bang! my BRO (!!!!) was already dating (!) her....that's also against the bro code right? I'm pissed!!!

[TheDoncruz11]

@theANSWER4MVP you'er bro just fucked up

[Ebbzzor]

And by the way, that's when he invented the high-five. Best quote ever!

[Ogamer7892]

Did you realise that Marshall moves his mouth exactly like that what Barney is saying... at 1:06 ^^

[stewartpictures]

acutally Barney gets the whole sunday church thing wrong... Jesus was Jewish which means that they all worshipped on Saturday. but it is still hilarious so... who cares!

[megameganization]

dude: hey jesus wat up

jesus: wat up i died yesterday

dude: uh u look pretty alive to me

jesus explains how he was resercted

dude:uh ok watever u say bro

[th4n4t0s1k]

@megameganization resercted? bitch please..

[norwenglish]

I love how he needs to add "True story". It's pretty self-explanatory.

[DarkAngelsForever]

Epic!! =D

[Firechik14]

And this is how it became legen-I hope your not lactose intolerant for I'm about to say this part--dary!!! :D

[kieungaz]

Notice when Barney says "doing chores" and Marshall does the same too.

[Stinkfly3]

The funniest part is that people didn't talk like that back then.

[SpideyTerry]

How does this not make sense? :)

[heideguf]

Wow, the others are NOT acting. That is completely real and authentic laughter! Love it!!

[HolyoakeD]

@heideguf Yeah... I don't think it's as real and authentic as you think it is.

[20centuryfox100]

ah, i love it when barney quotes scripture. :)

[peterbwilliams93]

people know it only took jesus 2 days..

[ShallaMalla031]

@peterbwilliams93 Yeah, cause you were there

[ttiwehhewitt]

Could anyone tell this story better than him? No way high-five.... nice!

[garnettraypaul]

did anyone else noticed that the video is like mirrored or something, like we are watching it from a mirror.

[anikishinoda10]

genius!!!! 

[ButlerAyasaki]

It amazes me how he can came up with stories like those every single time..

[warplink1]

6 people speak i never get laid

[aleejacopo]

True story



[lance9687]

barney si sbaglia jesù resuscitò il 3 giorno perchè i primi 2 c' era chuk norris

[TakeDetour]

Barney kicks so much ass!

[PioggiaNelVento]

True story. (lol I love Barney!)

[dottibody]

i love this

[AntiXaldin]

I must be going crazy but that actually made sense to me.

[calamityclaire100]

"FYI that's when he invented the high five......true story" lol !!! Barney's the best!!

[luquinhabh]

True Story!

[MrIker18]

When Barney says: Oh no, Jesus is dead. Robin can´t stop smiling.

[TheChubekka]

barney sei un grande!!!!!!

[lance9687]

barny si sbaglia gesù è resuscitato il 3 giorno perchè i primi 2 c' era chuk norris 

[Daibro]

the whole video is mirrored....

[juzzylime94]

Why does this make sence?? :D

[againstbetise]

"Hey jesus, what up?"

Barney è un grande!! a momenti mi sono iscritto a youtube solo per commentare questo video......non scherzo!!!! true story XD

[lelux98]

@pacothebest1 Ciao...

[shadesofblack07]

Barney's explanations always makes sense. :D

[bo3abd96]

wat the hell?! on my dvd the set is reversed. marshal would be on the right...

[lelux98]

@bo3abd96 It's mirrored for copyright.

[SnakeJack93]

Questo telefilm è il migliore!

[lelux98]

@pacothebest1 ciao...



[TheSlipknotmaggot11]

wow la voce originale degli attori è molto migliore

[Malam4rco]

@TheSlipknotmaggot11 nah..

[singingtheawesomenes]

why doesn't the reaction bar have awesome in it!

[singingtheawesomenes]

i need barney to be my religon teacher

[spweng]

Lol, I never believed in the 3 days rule...until now. Now I feel my christianity bubbling. Thanks you Jesus!

[camiv91]

Ooook, whatever you say bro!

[FirelordZutara]

Why should Jesus dislike a true story..?

[TheFonzie96]

Epico

[singingtheawesomenes]

rotflmao

[TheSchmoli]

Legendary :D

[aliscully]

That's a jesus I can actually get behind

[BeliveInYourself7]

in inglese è molto più divertente :))

[jimraynor3]

a 2 persone non piace sto video... una è ted.... l'altra è Gesù!!!

[AleX94shoter]

one who dislikes this is Jesus, and the other one?

[xRedheadgirl]

This is like the funniest episode ever xD

[JBiscaia33]

Isn't the bar on the wrong side or is my life a whole lie?

[vomitingbird]

@JBiscaia33 yes it's on the wrong side because the video is flipped. probably due to copyright reasons.

[Madflyhalf]

a me fa morire Cobie Smulders (Robin), quando Barney riparte, che se la ride di brutto... secondo me non era del tutto al corrente dello script, perché è troppo genuina come reazione! Se la sta ridendo come noi che siamo qui a guardarli! :D :D :D

[thefreakinstuff123]

true story.

[TakumiSoldier]

Bella traduzione in italiano, mi piace :)

[anupchowdary]

Jesus and Mary disliked this video...

[DenailX]

That's the Fake Version. In the original version Jesus tells his friends that Barney introduced the 3 Days Rule

[alexander988remix]

che brutta la vera voce !!

[JosieSanelly]

true story.

[rocketman6543]

barney dont do this. not with jesus lol

[krishaparna]

Ahaha, barneys amazing! "he runs up the aisle, and everyone's psyched and that's when he invented the high five"...."true story" xD

[bassobest]

Off course jesus wants us to wait 3 days, Barney Stinson is jesus

[jaaizerox]

aw man you should hve cut the video when he said true story and finished...tis is soo funny LOL

[realsanvito]

hahahahahaha stupenda sta scena in ita è tagliata! XD

[SuperInsulina]

EPICO:

 I'm sorry, can you repeat that? I don't speak "I never get laid" ...

[samerjam101]

i love how i met your mother than all other crap like family guy and south park because they can pull off telling a joke about a religion without being the slitest bit offensive!! How i met your mother is the best show ever

[TheUchihaSasuke93]

True story. :)

[UnknownMugiwara]

Why can I see Rebecca Black's Friday song on the right side of the Youtube page?...

[louridah2]

@UnknownMugiwara cuz jesus was crucified on a friday

[UnknownMugiwara]

@louridah2 One point to you sir!

[bsod169]

why is the video flipped? 

[ThePharcydePhreak]

Jesus disliked this

[INcReDibLe2315]

I dont speak "I never get laid" :DDD

[gugliect]

Molto probabilmente mi insulerete, ma,sarà perché sono abituato a sentire le voci Italiane, ma così,trovo i tutto molto noioso, specialmente la voce di Ted. E anche quella di Barney, boh, in Italiano ti fa ridere solo da come dice le cose! Poi ovviamente, sarà questione di abitudine, e sarà questione che,non sapendo l'inglese, non conosco neppure i "metodi" americani. Non so se ho reso l'idea. Comunque, personale opinione! PS: Grazie per il video!

[TucoBenedictoPax]

@gugliect In italiano è *INASCOLTABILE*.

[Sfacteria]

@gugliect in italiano la voce di ted sembra quella di un bambino...per non parlare delle voci di barney e robin, troppo banali....

[slideawaywithliam]

We wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus want us to wait. True story!

[kratosaurion24]

True story

[lelux98]

Da dove prendi le puntate?



[skawise6]

@lelux98 in che senso? questo filmato o in generale per vedere la serie?

[lelux98]

@skawise6 nono, in generale tutta la serie

[MissKimmy91]

AMEN!! :D

[TedSchmosby]

Hey Jesus what up?

What up? I died yesterday.

love it!! True story

[Eizi0815]

@TedSchmosby you look pretty alive to me, dude

:D

[fivinitupfivestyle]

I wrote this comment on the anniversary of jesus's resurrection (Easter Sunday) which

means I can also call her today

[jomardasilva]

press nr 4 >>what up??

[CHERRYqs]

"true story" lolol



[kratosaurion24]

Jesus =Barney

[1212rileydog1212]

I like the way he says "hey Jesus"

[emmmilyrose]

WORKIN THE LOOM

[emmmilyrose]

i was taking religious studies when i saw this episode, so funny.

[mimisc01]

AWESOME

[shadowchicken]

haha true story...haha

[123huju]

FRIENDS OR HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER??????? THAT IS THE REAL QUESTION!

[thevonzeipelguy]

@123huju How I met your mother for EVER!! I don't watch Friends that much

[TheDivadoll18]

@123huju both, but i like himym a bit better!

[raoulhery]

that's how he invented the high five!! CLassic

[Horstchan]

the way he says jesus is so hilarious

[theRealShady1990]

hey bro, which episode is this annd from which season ???

[skawise6]

@theRealShady1990

season 4

episode 21

[theRealShady1990]

@skawise6 hey, THANKS !!!

[dndeee]

@theRealShady1990

The Three Day Rule Episode 21 season 4

[daveurjit12]

0:43 loool

[oaspivak]

o'k whatever you say Bro))))))))))))))))))) LOL

[KingFlipout46]

1 idiot didnt listen to Barney and called the girl on Saturday....

[nbafanboi23]

they get mirrored to stop some softwares that are able to detect copyright. the only way people can book this for copyright would be that a person personally watches the video and then takes it down.

[NorfairPrince]

True story.

[N1C0LA92]

BARNEY IS NICE :D

[PiHerZz]

Who is the Idiot da Clicked "Dislike" ??? Jesus ?? hahahaha

[TehDuxa]

Why did Jesus disliked this video?

[LilBabyChou]

@TehDuxa Now that was just bad. Uncalled for.Not funny at all. try again

[GangerBall]

True Story.

[lebronj4ever]

"They'd be all, hey Jesus, what up? What up? I DIED yesterday!" hilarious.

[MrBiohumanomineralny]

Wadup? I died yesterday hahahahahahaa

[faithm]

hah, he doesn't know much about the society Jesus lived in

[SpecialBrewHH]

1:24 - listen carefully u heard robin giggle >.<

[tehgaff08]

some videos are mirrored to avoid copyright issues

[Erazer187]

the one who disliked it, does not understood the true story !

[RatedRAli]

hell yeah ill be the first one to dislike