SCHMIDT'S ONLINE DATING PROFILE... from 2008.

[Archangel11100]

"Holy Schmidt!" That waas freaking hilarious!!

[helsinki]

YOUTHS!

[lovetolaugh718]

We have the same car, lol so random!

[freshPrincess626]

that's way too many Shmidts...

[arain764niara]

lol he is such a cute dork

[aliceofvictoria]

i can't stop watching it!!!!!

[TheTender31]

"that was just kind've a day in the life...that was actually Tuesday ha....call me" hahahahahahah

[Kristinawoof]

Best online dating video :))) haha

[aliceofvictoria]

this is my favourite video of all time.

[JustCuz1998]

okay is hes lookign for a boyfirend

[Cora8Campbell]

he has a twin???

[theSimonking]

ASSHOLEBOX!



[Katyas07]

$20 IN THE JAR NOW !!!!!

[EmkayKiss6]

@Katyas07 haha :'D

[LINDOUILLLE]

JAR

[anthraxsnowmobile]

Jar Schmidt!

[dropdeadxhorizon]

Did he say "this is me, warts and all"?!?!?! Or did I hear that wrong..

[nezha]

this kind of looks like he is in love with himself

[w0nd100]

@nezha well he did splice himself walking beside himself  and having lunch and a beer with himself lol....i think so too :P

[melodyayayay]

he deserves his own show xDD HILARIOUS

[Carameladore]

He´s sooo funny!!

[folk789251]

You awesome Schmidt.

[tremainc]

I thought I was going to have a heart attack after watching this... Schimdt rules

[MeggieCook]

$500 in the douchebag jar!

[ReinaDeRock]

iPffft! VERDAD QUE SI! //sarcasm\\ It's more like he want's to connect his "intergalactic spaceship" to some poor defenseless girl's "wormhole" X ) Sigh* Schmidt you are too funny. That's why we all luv ya' <3

[girlabouttowne]

Wow, I remember being so obsessed with the hills in middle school. I was so stupid back then.

[viciousmeatwadful]

did Tom Cruise get a knee implants?

[pradawallflower]

uhhh it'd be slightly more believable if the production value wasn't so high hahaha. and yet, i can totally see schmidt having a 'friend' who helps him haha

[bLuLi0N]

nothing like sharing a bottle of wine with yourself on a balcony

[Serenityuy]

oh Schmidty!



[lindahlovesjorge]

Omg! LOL

[BreannaBanana0032]

I love how he's drinking with himself lol

[NathanPlays]

WHAT. NO okay. Where in the recipe does it say put mashed potato on Shmidt's nose?

[kasakenob]

LOL!!!!



[LilClamHandz]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAAAAHAHAH! So good!!!!



[rmadams307]

I just hate when I fall in love with fictional characters....;) Oh Schmidt, I love you, warts and all!!

[mustnotmicrowave]

Jar!



[rubioproductions]

Zoolander much? haha l

[Dtac25]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who was thinking about The Hills. Which by the way Schmidt would totally be on that show LOL and the comments are so out of order...

[iamawombat101]

What a sick Tuesday. I wanna learn how to clone myself.

[LINDOUILLLE]

THE HILLS <3

[hAyLeS13x]

He reminds me of Zoolander :')

[iTemPaHx]

shoulda done some PARKOUR!

[BoboBloxham]

seeing him in that merc got me sold!

[LoveDayandAge]

who in the hell gets the money in the douchebag jar?

[Krypton88]

@LoveDayandAge they probably just use it for like groceries and/or basic utilities for the apartment...

[misselle008]

love his smile. =)

[americanix2]

hmmm, kinda think he's gay, either in general or with himself lol. very cute vid though ;)

[kcred07]

@americanix2 no. i think he's just very comfortable with his sexuality. and i find it charming and cute.

[Nicklicious]

Schmidt makes the show.

[jayelle218]

I almost thought he was going to start making out with himself at that last bit...

[jsonik]

Wow Schmidt...no one can turn a dating profile vid into the opening credits of a teen drama like you can!

[AvionPalandar]

I lol'd as much as in a whole new girl episode

[Heibin33]

lmao

[jotacalvo]

JAR!!!!

[rieness908]

Hahaha I love when he does the little dance that Lauren does with like her arm up at 1:03! I crack up every time!

[SmOkEySaNgEl]

lol "nick jess winston - DOUCHE JAR!

[martaboldu]

he's just the best lol

[zanessandclana4ever]

that was so cringe worthy... I called him

[o0OHermioneO0o]

oh no, schmidt! no no no ... x)

[abilee1989]

Too funny! My favourite bit 'chill' !

[jdipsy686]

What did I just watch???......

[stretchx17x]

It's like.... the second I even see him, I smile. (:

[justcarrie89]

ooooh.. such a cutie

[xherecomesthesun3]

he is just quality.

[shadowflower93]

Oh Schmidt *shakes head and then facepalms*

[BearTubz]

what episode is this from? or is it an extra? HILARIOUS

[ocnlvr]

Now I want to watch The Hills. And I haven't watched that show in years.

[ItsGemzz]

L M F A O

[TheYellowbumble]

Oh i love him!!!!!!!

[ChristLyK1]

this was super funny! i don't know how you did it but keep it up!

[lalax0lauren]

bahahaha omg. (i mighttt date someone like that :)

[erikjohan3]

I think he was trying to hook up... with himself

[gemmasky]

ahhahaahhaahhah i love him

[milban92]

OH GOD! JAR SCHMIDT, JAR!!!

[bicooo1]

Funniest. thing. ever.

[Fenoenoe]

'That was actually tuesday' Hilarious!!!

[DatingSitesOnline]

A day in the life of Schmidt. I think she is in love with you already.

[Jennyypenny]

HE WAS NICK PEPPER IN UGLY BETTY!!! FUCK YES GREAT TO SEE HIM GO BIG!!!

[myfancyhotsauce]

what episode was this?

[TheDebbyG]

JAR!

[sakallikedi]

I wish I had a friend like Schmidt. I'd be rich!

[elliotblakemore]

He needs to get a bigger jar!

[yofopi]

I just raped the play button! Schmidt is just purely awesome!

[WeaslyIsOurKing]

Dear Schmidt,

I was wondering how you made "Party" an adjective. Your ability to bend the English language to your will is astounding.

Sincerely, Confused English Majors Everywhere :)

[yuscarlincrf]

dsfsdjkfhdjkshHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH THE HILLSSSS AHAHHAHAHAHA OMG XD

That was HILARIOUS!

[firesong888]

Never gets old..

[missbejazzful]

OMG he's pulling an LC! HAHAHA :D

[graceface9803]

i love schmidt !!!!!

[rachelfluffykittens]

He's wearing the Cardigan!!!

[venusapollo]

Schmidt is my favorite on the show as well. The Thanksgiving episode where he was cooking and freaking out about germs completely won me over.

[MclovinDudee]

I fucking love this guy

[memoriesinmelodies]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[KeepItGayStageNazi]

Am I the only one that thinks Schmidt is gay?

[red1mad]

@KeepItGayStageNazi yes because he's married with the sister of zooey deschanel



[gingerlove89]

*SCHMIDT

[gingerlove89]

Holy SCHMIT! : D

[alithealmond]

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen.

[kymboboo]

twenty niiine!

[17Groupie]

ahahahahhahahaah...He's the best!

[YourLittleAmpersand]

He'll always be Deputy Leo to me.

[LucilleRebecca]

0:48 - brilliant.

[emmluuee]

LOL 0:43 dkm

[iloveteaa15]

$500 in the douchebag jar...

[kokosrslytv]

@iloveteaa15 agreed

[firesong888]

If only all d bags were as adorbs as Schmidt.

[CanaAlyce]

Wow Schmidt that money in the douce jar. Also that's so embarrassing.

[zomgitsMattt]

this was hilarious

[CharrizaJhoii]

gayness in 00:57 and 1:05 to 1 :07 hahahahahahaha xD

[imalionxoxo]

whaaaas yooo numbuuh schmidty poo poo

[baironsucks]

Gay

[Lokatius1312]

I love Schmidt...no homo.

[jmr008]

Is it weird to say that this video makes me oddly more attracted to him?

[CharrizaJhoii]

@jmr008 u'r not alone... O_O

[jmr008]

@CharrizaJhoii okay thank god! I was starting to think I was going crazy lol.

[ringsanddragons]

the gayest character. i love him! LOL

[ringsanddragons]

"you can have my cardi Cece"

[alecksh]

Forever Alone.

[MrLao24]

Well what's the number? I really wanna call!

[kcars409]

Hahaha "no description available". Classic Schmidt.

[anniesuperjonasfan]

jajajajajajajajajajajaja AWESOME!

[TheStrawberry44]

greatest. video. ever.

[BowtiesRcoool]

haha I can't take much more of this. This show almost has been in tears every episiode.

[childofYah4evaeva]

is schmidt's ideal date himself? cuz if not, his video is a bit misleading lol

[chelseapie51]

this is the best thing i have ever seen



[ringsanddragons]

mashed potatoes.

[ringsanddragons]

Schmidt is the best character in NG. i mean it. always funny. esp when he's in the kitchen.

[YourBasicAlaina]

and that... was just a tuesday.

[smallville723]

So hilarious :25 "Warts and all" a lie from Veronica Mars and he was from VMars love it! :P

[Da1ai]

@JesusPaid4You Lord of the Rings is better fiction.

[tnks4lyf]

OH MY GOD IT'S SO GAY.

[gustatoesCAMEO]

THIS IS AMAZING, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW! I FUCKING ADORE YOU SCHIMIDT!

[rayytizzle]

I think it's hilarious that Lauren Conrad posted this on her website hahaha. I love this video - hilarious & he's so cute! :)

[verben03]

Love he's in touch with his feminine side! Awesome XD

[razielmxz]

Schmidt needs his own spin-off

[GypsyNee]

love love schmidt!

[jennij9]

@moreiraisabela Lauren Conrad did see it! She tweeted about it, and Max aka Schmidt replied! lol

[moreiraisabela]

Lauren Conrad should see this.

[Crazy4That]

pmsl i love this guy! funniest character on the show.

[LeMixtapeRomance]

This would be the best CV ever!

[nicolebtch]

he's from veronica MARS!!!

[sarawrbp]

@nicolebtch omg finally!!!

[ilalesana]

@nicolebtch OMG!! I never realized but now I totally remember!! He was great in that show!!

[hacsince91]

Schmidt, i'll go out with you. Let me get my cardigan!

[skyyabsolut]

@hacsince91 "cardi" lol

[sabulka235]

lmao....love schmidt



[tjsisters]

LOL IS THIS LEGIT??

HAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA

[pearljoville]

ain't Schmidt cool? xD

[noelmsp007]

Am i the only one who cried?

[hacsince91]

@noelmsp007 ahahahahah <3 <3 i was choking/couldn't breathe.

[howdyheydiddly]

I didn't see the warts...

[dreamersjournal]

1:03 he's giving himself sexy eyes

[crey014]

Kiss already! 

[lorlorfields]

HAHAHHAHAHA but like what made him make this at all????

[mslenalee913]

lmfao oh schmidt hahaha

[AcuraT]

The character of Schmidt on "New Girl" is absolutely hillarious. He is the key reason I watch the show at all, expecting to find Zooey as funny but finding him instead (not that she is bad either). Adding in for Thanksgiving Justin Long was a great addition as he is very funny as well.

[NeoRaye]

awesome.

[MilaGF1]

He's just so gay. seriouslly LOL!

[bpeterson82]

Freakin hilarious..... Call me

[sarawrbp]

LEO!!!! go back to veronica mars

[veuran]

Hilarious! 

[MoonisahM1]

gosh that was hilarious!

[DaniFlakes]

I can't stop laughing.

[couturefan72]

wow lol really the hills???