I'm pretty sure its Renesmee Carlie Cullen. And yeah, Twilight haters, BACK-OFF or i'll be happy to break my stiletto heels jumping on your face! Hahahaha.
Confession #3: ME TWO!!!! Severus Albus? ALBUS SEVERUS!!!! HP was my life until PJO came... Albus kicks nessie's ass. He's my future cuz in law. #18: I was laughing:)
Its because renesmee grows at that fast rate so by the time she is 5 yrs. she would be mentaly and physicly around 8 or so im not sure so its sayign she wasnt potty trained until she was like mentaly and physicly a 3rd grader
@punk1princess01 lol naw its k i didnt mind but lol u shuldent of said No charlie bella aint preggers with edwards kid i am Charlie didnt know that bella and edward lied saying Renesmee was adopted
Hey the song is "Bring me to life" by Evanescence! You should listen to all thier songs, they are amazing and thier song "missing" reminds me of New Moon
lol i'm seriously gonna cry if anyone else says anything about the harry potter thing or the calie/carlie thing i havn't read the last harry potter book yet and a friend told me it was albus severus i finish college in 5 weeks so i will have more time and i'll change it sorry
look not being funny but i've said before i've not read the last harry potter book and i got told it was severus albus and i no it's carlie but i did a typo i am going to remake them so people stop hassling me but i havn't got the time at the min sorry
when i was first reading twilight, my friend showed me the edward eats bella part, and for half the book i thought it was true! lol i figured it out eventually tho
I soooo agree with confession 11!!! Get off the throne dude!!! I'll have Benjamin weather the crown so it's more like a tiara Confession 6, yeah, i did too... And number 5.. at least he still got doggy treats, okay?! And number 17... Sorry jacob, those jokes were like sooo 10 milliseconds ago!!! And i could soo beat jasper at a emotional change contest, i would change it so violently that he would be on the ground, drinking up all the Red kool-aid i just spilled for him.... BUA HA HA Jazz!
no lol they'd had sex the night before and she had like all bruises and that and she was really happy but he was all like i'm horrible this can never happen again blah blah so she said "you're killing my buzz edward" lol x
Haha I started screaming at jacob too! It was kind of embarrasing cuz i was on a plane but still!! then i excepted it after the stewardess came and yelled at me
Ummm... who is severus albus potter? And I loved this it is soooooooooo true!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha and I am sooooooooooooooo gonna find Isle Esme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think he is one of harry potter's son, not that it matters to me-twilight has taken over my life completely!! everything in twight world seems so realy to me, but is Isle Esme really out there?
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When does Harry Potter have kids?! Anyways I no I want Isle Esme to be out there but unfortunatly it only exists in my head... where I visit it every night!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
In the 7th book, Harry has 3 kids. One being called Albus Severus. I don't want to give out too much information, since it seems like you haven't read the book. If you want to know the whole story with Harry's kids and stuff, go read the book or message me and I can tell you the rest. =)
what??????????!!!!!!!!!!! omg!! are you serious!? harry potter has a kid????!! with who??! when?!! the last movie i saw was the order of the phoenix, & he didnt have a kid in that one!!
Hahaha thats really good. did you know when you go on google earth and type in isle esme it comes up with "Bella and Edwards honeymoon location in breaking dawn"
LOL I'm going to Isle Esmee, and if Bella's there, Force her to bite me, then rip her to peices while im in all my newborn glory and burn her, then I'll take Renesmee back to Edward and convice the Cullens I'm Bella. LoL
cos like renesmee ages differantly so she won't have been potty trained till like a later age technically lol i had to get my friend to explain that one to me too =P
number 18 is true for me!!
612katelyn 3 months ago
NUMBER 3 IS THE BEST TEAM SEEEEETTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHH
OMGTWILIGHTRULES 5 months ago
NUMBER FIVE IS THE BEST!! TEAM JACOB!!!! woof :) (it was me)
NextNewStar1 8 months ago
i made an edward cullen charectar on my sims 3 game.my sim is dating him!!!!!!!
MonkeyzRule1555 11 months ago
I'm pretty sure its Renesmee Carlie Cullen. And yeah, Twilight haters, BACK-OFF or i'll be happy to break my stiletto heels jumping on your face! Hahahaha.
mzJPattz17 1 year ago
wait was Aug. 2nd the day they got married ?
or Bella's b-day
can't rember
teamedward19963d 1 year ago
@teamedward19963d bellas birthday is september 13th and i think the second is the realeasing of rbeaking dawn or the wedding, i forget
potatoemonkeyheroes 1 year ago
i totally agree with #2
percyslilsister 1 year ago
omg xx
soo funnt i lovee it x
my faviourts are:
1/2/3/4/5/7/8/9/11/12/13/15/16/17/18 and 19 xxx
teamedwardamcullen 2 years ago
Confession #3: ME TWO!!!! Severus Albus? ALBUS SEVERUS!!!! HP was my life until PJO came... Albus kicks nessie's ass. He's my future cuz in law. #18: I was laughing:)
EmeraldMalfoy1307 2 years ago
Ha ha I luv #3 but #7 is wrong bella's b- day is September 13 sorry if it's a different charicters b-day
101muzicluver 2 years ago
i l.ove confession # 3
kikio2002 2 years ago
Ha! Confession 7, my birthday is August 2nd!!!! =D
luvyhoo1234 2 years ago
LOL xD
Morningdew1435 2 years ago
confession #7 my birthday alreaddy is august 2nd..... i win :))) lol
livetolaugh5963 2 years ago 2
lol 2:23
ceejayy16 2 years ago 2
if u got a problem with the TWILIGHT SAGA come see me and get your ass
cikt
kaylanlisa 2 years ago 6
@kaylanlisa haha xx i'll help you kick there butts if you want xx
i am obssessed with every thing twilight xx
teamedwardamcullen 1 year ago
LOL MOST TRUE.
SmileyMileyGirly555 2 years ago 5
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I'm here to Remind you Edward ISN'T REAL!
TheVPSupport 2 years ago
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DO U HAVE PROBLEMS? And if it were?
qazqazqazqaz11 2 years ago
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The fuck? I don't understand twihard languages...
TheVPSupport 2 years ago
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huh?? r u a little crazy?
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kinseeen 2 years ago
2:19 too bad vladimir, i get alec =D mmm mcHOTTY much?! i loveeee alec wooo!!
GO TEAM VOLTURI
<3 Alec
tashaizdabest123 2 years ago
i love breaking dawn especially the sex jokes emmeet makes up. lmfao!!! i said wtf to the inprinting also!!
Beachloverathome 2 years ago
When i read it and alice called Jasper Jazz i was like WTF??? i just said jasper insted lolz
AND when i found out Jacob imprinted i was attually shocked! and i was like OMFE WHYYYY?
Good video :) AMAZING song =D
MAKExLOVExNOTxTOAST 2 years ago
when bella found out about tye jacob/renesmee-imprinting thing; i was like: OMG!! they nicknamed her after the loch-ness monster??!
and yup, there it was =)
twilightaddiction001 2 years ago 2
what song is this
twifan1 2 years ago
its at the end.
97TeamEdward 2 years ago
bring me to life- evanencence? uhh cant spell. xD
CarrayGoesRawr 2 years ago
evanescence x
gothwizz 2 years ago
no renesmee at 5 years would be more like 12 or 15 mentally and physicly.
Joshluver1234 2 years ago
ok, am i the only one who thinks 2:21 is. . . . bad but funny as hell?????
hahahaha
team jacob!
Acuma87kyuu 2 years ago
lol
JasperandAlice2005 2 years ago
ok am i the only one who thinks of the "edward eats bella" one sexually? lol its much funnier that way
holdon8 2 years ago 2
Naw, i think of it that ways some times xD its funny that way xD
CarrayGoesRawr 2 years ago
LOL!!!!!! loved it!!!!
teamemmetfan 2 years ago
i read all the books and i still don't get #14... she grew really quick...? i don't get it, but other wise love the video ... Team Jacob
PrettyGirl135 2 years ago 2
neither do i....
holdon8 2 years ago
thank u... finally, can someone please explain it to me
PrettyGirl135 2 years ago
Its because renesmee grows at that fast rate so by the time she is 5 yrs. she would be mentaly and physicly around 8 or so im not sure so its sayign she wasnt potty trained until she was like mentaly and physicly a 3rd grader
grctate 2 years ago
Confession #6 is so funny
BlackBeauty1092 2 years ago
edward eat bella finally hahahahhahaha team jaacob
skaterdud1211 2 years ago
Team Edward
teamedward9291 2 years ago
TEAM EDWARD!!!
TheMissCullen1901 2 years ago
um....Albus Severus. You had it reversed....still Renesmee trumps him in the fucked up name department
BohemianBaby 2 years ago
i know if you look at older posts then i've said that i haven't read the last harry potter book and a friend said it was severus albus ... sorry
punk1princess01 2 years ago
I thought you were sooo taking the mick....but number 1 is me totally me oh and i'm soooo there on number 4
dancinggirl103 2 years ago
um... you spelled renesmee's middle name wrong .I'm preety sure it's Carlie,
ilovethebooktwilight 2 years ago
=) i know i've told nearly every person that i did a typo lol ... sorry
punk1princess01 2 years ago
@punk1princess01 lol naw its k i didnt mind but lol u shuldent of said No charlie bella aint preggers with edwards kid i am Charlie didnt know that bella and edward lied saying Renesmee was adopted
SimonsGal123 1 year ago
loved num.3!!! and some others,they were all cool!!!
eclipse and breaking dawn will not make sense without seth and leah!!!
hope they get them!!!addicted to twilight!!!
anne21bon 2 years ago
haha. no charlie, bella's not pregnant with edward baby. i am. rotflmao* too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IL0VETWiLiGHT123 2 years ago
i love number 16!! i cracked up!! =]]
mjbm912 2 years ago
hi what is this song called?? btw love the vid.... rly rly funny
Ivings10 2 years ago
Hey the song is "Bring me to life" by Evanescence! You should listen to all thier songs, they are amazing and thier song "missing" reminds me of New Moon
TwilightLuver216 2 years ago
hey thanks =] the song is bring me to life by evanescence i'm surprised you don't no it! everyone knows it lol! =]
punk1princess01 2 years ago
bravo
they should use this song in new moon
musiclunatic3 2 years ago
1.Put both of ur hands on ur chest
2.Think of someone that u like......
3.Tommorow that person will ask you out or say i love you.
4.Heres the catch just send to 5 more videos
deidara4me113 2 years ago
I Hate Jacob Black
twilightaddiction123 2 years ago
im actually i total lover for jacob
although edward is amazing
but,
jacob black is my love
but edward anthony masen is my heart
XxMcrStaticxX 2 years ago
dont say that about jacob! the 5th one!
alwaysandforever135 2 years ago
i loved #1,9, and 10!!!! lol they're hilarious!!
iLoveTaylorLautner40 2 years ago
IM GONNA DIE IM LAFIN SOOO HARD
PrincessEmRose 2 years ago
Hehe, spolier five, Edward eats Bella, xD!!
jacqlau 2 years ago
whats so special about august 2nd
LoVe2DaNcE8 2 years ago
i like cheese. the others were beter
edwardluvbella 2 years ago
what is so special about august 2nd they get married on august 13th and bellas birthday is september 13th
Jubre627 2 years ago
it's when breaking dawn came out =]
punk1princess01 2 years ago
whats so great about august 2nd dont they get married on august 13th??
Rnizzleproductionz 2 years ago
As a Harry Potter fan, I will correct number 11 Because he name is Albus Severus Potter! NOT
Severus Albus Potter!!!!!! And in my case he is not dethroned.!
MacFreak126 2 years ago
lol i'm seriously gonna cry if anyone else says anything about the harry potter thing or the calie/carlie thing i havn't read the last harry potter book yet and a friend told me it was albus severus i finish college in 5 weeks so i will have more time and i'll change it sorry
punk1princess01 2 years ago
it'a Carlie not calie
kaikanesam 3 years ago
i know if you look down i've explained
punk1princess01 2 years ago
lol Confession #18 was funny
cathater55 3 years ago
confessions 17 nd 18 is true for me..lol
laiskatinha 3 years ago
My birthday IS August 2nd!
HeatherM671 3 years ago
WELL!!!!!!
schatziesmypup 2 years ago
amazing! this is great!
parkerandgino 3 years ago
Its Albus Severus !! Not Severus Albus, and its Renesmee Carlie not Calie!!
SmexyMuch 3 years ago
look not being funny but i've said before i've not read the last harry potter book and i got told it was severus albus and i no it's carlie but i did a typo i am going to remake them so people stop hassling me but i havn't got the time at the min sorry
punk1princess01 3 years ago
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FunSizedLoves2Tumble 3 years ago
i kno, i kno, just saying :S
SmexyMuch 3 years ago
sorry was pissed that day haha ... it's just everyone keeps pointing it out but not in a nice way like telling me of lol
punk1princess01 3 years ago
Ohkay, Sorry About That S:
SmexyMuch 3 years ago
when i was first reading twilight, my friend showed me the edward eats bella part, and for half the book i thought it was true! lol i figured it out eventually tho
dancingkat18 3 years ago
my friend is reading the series, edward eats bella, yeah, she actually thought that, and laughed monically! so did i....lol! nice job!
TeamJacob360 3 years ago
lol
edward ate bella
bghfilaheg 3 years ago
haha these r great!!
sourpatchtkids 3 years ago
love the song and the confessions i love number 6 oh and number 16 there soo funny i fell out of my chair 3 times no kidding LOL
x3EDWARDISSEXYx3 3 years ago
love it!
x3EmmettRosaliex3 3 years ago
By the way its Renesemee (renee + Esme )Carlie (Carlisle + Charlie) Cullen Not calie or whatever
ciagrl10 3 years ago
i love confection #3 it is so true seth is my fav wolf hes always so happy whies going to play him in the movie im going to google it lol
cenandflikerule 3 years ago
I soooo agree with confession 11!!! Get off the throne dude!!! I'll have Benjamin weather the crown so it's more like a tiara Confession 6, yeah, i did too... And number 5.. at least he still got doggy treats, okay?! And number 17... Sorry jacob, those jokes were like sooo 10 milliseconds ago!!! And i could soo beat jasper at a emotional change contest, i would change it so violently that he would be on the ground, drinking up all the Red kool-aid i just spilled for him.... BUA HA HA Jazz!
Globalwarming706 3 years ago
I agree with number 10.
RandomChic57 3 years ago
no way does edward really eat bella. im on pg.526 or something and now i wood b super pissed if that is true..so anyone plz reply.xoxo
diamondpanda13 3 years ago
dnt worry it never will plus stephanie is making a new book too its called midnight sun its edwards verson of Twilight
ciagrl10 3 years ago
dont wory that sooooooooooo doesnt hapen
ciagrl10 3 years ago
no edward does not eat bell iv read B.D. three times
mizzourigurlcde 3 years ago
Nice.. I've read The Entire sries Five Times, its not something to be proud of though. Don't Go Bragging
SmexyMuch 3 years ago
ive read it 3 times....
schatziesmypup 2 years ago
it was a JOKE.
IL0VETWiLiGHT123 2 years ago
I CANT ACCEPT JASPER AS JAZZ EITHER!
xjenxalessia0 3 years ago
yea i remember when i first read them my parents and teachers were soo weirded out by me lolz
IHateThisLife1020 3 years ago
I remember when Bella said "Your Killing my buzz, edward!"- I forgot why, he wouldn't have sex or something? LOL! Good vid!
PotcKeiraKnightley 3 years ago
no lol they'd had sex the night before and she had like all bruises and that and she was really happy but he was all like i'm horrible this can never happen again blah blah so she said "you're killing my buzz edward" lol x
punk1princess01 3 years ago
it's albus severus potter
jnlnep579 3 years ago
Haha I started screaming at jacob too! It was kind of embarrasing cuz i was on a plane but still!! then i excepted it after the stewardess came and yelled at me
Renesmeefanpire15 3 years ago
my parents came into see what i was laughing about.xDD
xtheangelofdarknessx 3 years ago
haha, & that would be the case with me if my parents werent sleeping xD
IL0VETWiLiGHT123 2 years ago
lol spoiler #5: Edward eats Bella! Thats sooo funny!!!
twerd1234 3 years ago
ya that one i was like "edward eats bell....edward eats....? ohhhhhhhh lolrofl" loved it
MimiProductionss 3 years ago
i really don't get the significance of august 2. can someone please explain to me? i feel like i'm missing something
xinminc 3 years ago
that was the day when Breaking Dawn was released.
naiiCass 3 years ago
Ummm... who is severus albus potter? And I loved this it is soooooooooo true!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha and I am sooooooooooooooo gonna find Isle Esme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TwilightLuver216 3 years ago
i think he is one of harry potter's son, not that it matters to me-twilight has taken over my life completely!! everything in twight world seems so realy to me, but is Isle Esme really out there?
xinminc 3 years ago
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When does Harry Potter have kids?! Anyways I no I want Isle Esme to be out there but unfortunatly it only exists in my head... where I visit it every night!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
TwilightLuver216 3 years ago
In the 7th book, Harry has 3 kids. One being called Albus Severus. I don't want to give out too much information, since it seems like you haven't read the book. If you want to know the whole story with Harry's kids and stuff, go read the book or message me and I can tell you the rest. =)
crepusculuminfinitio 3 years ago
what??????????!!!!!!!!!!! omg!! are you serious!? harry potter has a kid????!! with who??! when?!! the last movie i saw was the order of the phoenix, & he didnt have a kid in that one!!
IL0VETWiLiGHT123 2 years ago
its the 7th book you got to read it
teamedward1234 2 years ago
From what I am told, he ha one in the last book after marring Ginny Weasley!! I had the same reaction!!! Hahaha! =D
TwilightLuver216 2 years ago
he married ginny weasley!!! omg! i never saw that one coming!!
IL0VETWiLiGHT123 2 years ago
Ya I know I was like "WTF?!?!?!?!?"!!!!!!
TwilightLuver216 2 years ago
Hahaha thats really good. did you know when you go on google earth and type in isle esme it comes up with "Bella and Edwards honeymoon location in breaking dawn"
1edward9is0hot1 3 years ago
Are you serious?!!! I so want to find Isle Esme!!
jellygeorgiagirls 3 years ago 2
It isn't a real place... except in my mind where I visit it every night!!!!!!!! Hahahaha
TwilightLuver216 3 years ago
lol! when i have a baby its name is gonna be renesmee cullen (my husbands last name)
EdwardCullensgf411 3 years ago
you LUCKY!!
xinminc 3 years ago
these r good
oo i love evanescence [=
CatButt7 3 years ago
am i the only one that noticed that she spelled renesmees middle name wrong its carlie not calie duh
twilightfan220 3 years ago
no your the second actually and i no i've spelt it wrong i typed it too fast and only realised after i posted the video sorry
punk1princess01 3 years ago
LOL I'm going to Isle Esmee, and if Bella's there, Force her to bite me, then rip her to peices while im in all my newborn glory and burn her, then I'll take Renesmee back to Edward and convice the Cullens I'm Bella. LoL
ec2745 3 years ago
lmoa hoe much have you thought about this? that's like 1 of the best comments i've seen about twilight =P
punk1princess01 3 years ago
I love Seth 2nd only to Jasper. Edwards moods just piss me off.
NELMOno1 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAH #18 AHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
sooo jokkess
bianca1216 3 years ago
I WANT SETH TO BE MY PUPPY!!! lmao.
oranges4lyf 3 years ago
i know hes so aww :)
madixxo 3 years ago
what is this song's name?
JONASLOVE010596 3 years ago
evenescence - bring me to life =]
punk1princess01 3 years ago
bring me to life
by evanescence
CatButt7 3 years ago
Lmfao I LOVE #3!!! But #14 killed my happy buzz for a moment. Can someone be kind enough to explain?? :)
Ayane47 3 years ago
cos like renesmee ages differantly so she won't have been potty trained till like a later age technically lol i had to get my friend to explain that one to me too =P
punk1princess01 3 years ago
O~h!! I understand now!! Ty.
Ayane47 3 years ago
yeah she'll be like a teenager when shes 5. :).
madixxo 3 years ago
hahahahaha 16 craked me up!!!!!!!!
wildangel12 3 years ago
Ohh and it is Renesmee Carlie, not Calie.
CrazyBoutTwilight 3 years ago
:( you had some of mine... i know in the info you put that you didnt own them, but couldnt you have given me SOME of the creddit in your info too???
CrazyBoutTwilight 3 years ago
aww i want seth to be my puppy!!!
oranges4lyf 3 years ago
what does august 2nd mean? was tht the wedding day ?
kalafa12 3 years ago
Thats the day the book came out.
dimi546 3 years ago
LOL,i could sooo realte to numbers 6,8 and 10!!Number 12,13,14,15 made me laugh so much!Nice video!Great Job! We have almost same nicks! Cool!
LOL
punkprincez93 3 years ago
HA my birthday is the 2nd of august nd i am defenatly NOT lying!
GingaGurl232 3 years ago
WOW! Your so lucky!
punkprincez93 3 years ago
frikkn luv this song,,,i have the music vid on my ipod
girroxmysox1023 3 years ago
I love number 12! XDDD
NicolaKatherine 3 years ago
LMAO AT CON #'s:1,4,7,10,11,12,15,SIXTEEN WAS MY FAV,18, and plan b!! and edward never ate bella! wat choo talking bout
!
MrsEdwardCullen10111 3 years ago
if you look it says spoiler at the top of the pic lol
punk1princess01 3 years ago
awsome video!
~~1st to comment~~
XtwilightXmcrX 3 years ago