George Lopez America's Mexican Part 1/6

[santyjim1]

F, T. P u know wut the means



[mostdopeinthe561]

FTP ALL DAY

[kopytek36]

There is no better language than Spanish to cuss in. Like the language was made specifically for it! ;P

[the0nlyismail]

@kopytek36 Real talk haha!

[tinoman2]

fuck that wetback-from a real mexican american

[tada5hi]

Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney FTP!!!

[kopytek36]

@tada5hi HA!! I'm a gringo and I support this message!!

[Arbok72]

People, people STOP BITCHING ill be really offende if this was real but is not his just makig joke if you dont like it go and F your self

[teckwerks]

FTP?

File transfer protocol?

...oh fuck I am so white. D:

[xjakeiskingx]

@megalife2008 shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about your stupid ass statistics. Go be a cry baby bitch to your local politician and keep politics out of this shit. Fuckin lame ass. Get out of here with your bullshit because your confusing us for people who give a fuck.

[luis101089]

Sheriff joe arpaio fuck that puto kkk fuck those putos racist fagots fuck those putos  la migra fuck those putos

[anjalii16]

MEXICANS ! i Love Them . They're My Favorite Type Of Hispanic Peopleee <3

[egerdi]

Arnold....Bush.....

FTP!!!!!!!

[e07665045]

FUCK THAT PUTO

[ruggedd]

orale vato loco this is some funny shit aye

[crusito760]

Hahaha:))

[anamariee15]

FUCK THAT PUTO!! OMG! LOL! Maybe LMAO! :D BFF! FTP!

President Bush, FUCK THAT PUTO! XD XD Hahahahahahahahahaha

[anamariee15]

1:56- 2:06 :D :D Hahahaha

[GodFirst2020]

this is wayyy too fucking funny!!!!!!!

[Horaciow14]

That alligator joke was so funny I can barely breathe.

[bucketofpopcorn]

what song is that 1:56

[xmalanox]

FUCK THAT PUTO!

[LinzeAC]

what song is that played??

[3crusade]

can we just called this counrty OUR land, we are all immigrants.

[MegaLife2008]

Yes I am sure president bush has Mexican family members they're called maids and I have them to we consider our maids family

[Samcro699]

that for the gov.

[MegaLife2008]

And the interesting thing is the richest man on the world lives in Mexico and is Mexican and please don't tell me its bill gates he is the second richest man which I think just changed this year due to a big donation he gave to a charity if those were the standards of every Mexican you would have a stronger more efficient resourceful country and stop leaching off our

[MegaLife2008]

I am a tax payer and I went to take my friend to the wellfare office he got denied for food stamp and because he lost his Job and made to much money they denied and he is a american tax payer and still got denied yet the 50 mexican behind him all got approved and I am Hispanic and Italian and Irish I was amazed how many Mexican woman men and children were there and all I to say is 1.7million is just the beginning tax payers dollars are for people who give to the system not for people who dont

[MadMiK104]

illumati runs this cuntry? ....just my guess yo

[lestatmansondtf]

Buscan mota pa el abuelo!!!

[pelon103]

6:14 oh he wants a beer let me go get it hahahahahahahahahaha xD fuuuuuck too funny!

[lestatmansondtf]

con esto casi me cago! george si tiene razon, no todos vienen de mexico yo vine de Costa Rica y estoy en alaska...

y george bush... CHUPAME EL CULO GRANDISIMO MALPARIDO!!!

[anallkllklk]

WE AIN'T GOING NOWHEREZZZZ LOL. True though white people always ask me " so when did u come here?" I'm like I was born here. And they go" o so r ur parents Mexicans?" I'm like ughhh no Latin America isn't just Mexico I'm from el Salvador pinche cabron!

[cupcakesporvida]

who gonna rule america...MEXICANS!!!

[feubarkada]

@cupcakesporvida who's gonna jump the border? MEXICANS!

[ericmex161]

Wheres your ancestors from?? "LA, BiTCh!!!!! Lmfao!!!!!!!! So true! We are the natives to this land!!! Viva Mexico!!

[adanr92]

@ericmex161 viva mexico? go back to it ...coming from a latino

[adanr92]

@ericmex161 who happens to mexican father

[cookiemonster1266]

aw HELL YA! Mexican's run this world better belive it!

[LoveDreamMJS]

your not latina, as in girl if you have never hidden makeup, clothes, shoes or something u couldnt afford that day in the opposite section like a mascara behind the rat traps you couldnt afford also! xD and then come the next day with your coupons! if u have never done that ur not latino i dont care what u say! ur just not

[kaoz1ful]

Fucking Gorge

[TheGermanMedic]

omg he said my name but like my fam likes bush! >_< i dnt like him FTP! lol

[MrJunior1229]

Yea go g lo..mex rep ...weloco2

Tx 956.rep

[Lolitaloca14]

Lol

[mustangmax93]

Obama Ftp

[juliuscloya07]

1:55

Best Grito On Earth.!!!

[thestarupthere]

@thestarupthere hahaha!

[thestarupthere]

lol! love this! what a genius! To all the racists in the US: LA TRUTH HURTS! H

[Jharooo]

"i'll be right back, watch my plate...tia go like that so flys won't go on it!" lmfao!! love georgee!

[MrLosman]

George Lopez would be more funny if he wasen't so liberal.

[3TLoverful]

Los Angeles Bitch! God G Lo is the shit

[bubblesNahmed]

I find it funny cause its true. Aha.

[Theredtail95]

I was goin' down de hill and hit the tree that broke my leg!

[Edith9910]

FTP

FUCK THAT PUTO

OBAMA FUCK THAT PUTO

[Cooldude99kids]

@Edith9910 You should FTP, Obama is a great president and hopefully gets reelected. Im sure you are a little 10 year old who was persuaded by his parents to hate Obama

[mustangmax93]

George lopez FTP.  . Pres Bush is a good man

[Cooldude99kids]

@mustangmax93 He is a good man, but not a good president.

[235Jax]

It'll be like lesbians against pussy. DAMN i never thought of that. 7:20 wait for me tia fucking shit hahahaha

[villathrice]

I'm from mexico and he is funny as fuck. He makes me remember my family that lives in the US.

[zeroandyuki18]

L.A bitch

[chri5tian3001]

yeah we're running this country pendejos se pueden ir a chingar su madre pinches white ass motherfuckers

[mmgymcmbbitch]

Fuck I had to say fuck one time

[CheerioosS2]

ftp fuck that puto

[dnllanime]

hahaha yeah that's right all the latin people is not from mexico xd XDXD

I really like his jokes, a great example of latinos =)

and i love spanglish

[gunroard]

Obama, FTP!!!!!

[MCR459]

MEXICANS run this baby 

[MCR459]

LOS ANGELS BITCH!!!!!!!

[thevampireluna16]

Bush, FTP, 

[xo1angelsecretxo]

Oh my goodness guys. This is to laugh not to fight. Stop with these stupid little fits! GROW UP. I would think you'd guys be adults or teens watching this but you sound like children!

Maybe you don't think George Lopez is funny. Okay then. Don't go on his videos if you know it will make you upset. You just want drama. And we know not all/most mexicans are like this. There are ignorant people out there who think it's like this but that's not because of George Lopez. It's because they're putas.

[lusheando]

@xo1angelsecretxo lol. I thought I had ended the fighting but i was wrong. Dont bother. It will keep going. Look at my comments from about five months ago.

FTPutos. :D

[devascoyanda]

@xo1angelsecretxo amen.

[xo1angelsecretxo]

Aye amo George Lopez tanto <3 XD

[marioke9]

FTP FUCK THAT PUTO

[lilianafuentes100]

WAT PART OF MEXICO ARE YOUR ANCESTERS FROM LOS ANGELES B*TCH

[masterDevis]

2:45, that kind of chatter and/or accent makes me gag almost every time! xD

[masterDevis]

1:52 ANDALE, ANDALE, ARRIBA, ARRIBA!!!!

[LasChulas94]

Shut Up Yu Both.!! Yu Act Like Motherfuken Monkeys.!! Grow Up.!! A Mexican Is A Mexican Even If Yu Can't Or Can Write Spanish. Theres No Diffrence. Yur Still Mexican.!! Vayanse A La Chingada Con Su Mierda!!

[TheDanster2010]

Excellent use of FTP to Bush :)

[APriceless26]

lmao I would hide toys at Toys R Us so when I would go the next day, I could buy that shit!

[freakluv47]

mexicans are fuckin beast!!!

[estefaniixoxo]

I'ma do a half pipe right now lol :)

[estefaniixoxo]

Governer arnold schwarzenegger!FTP

[XxMsblacklightingXx]

Lol when George lopez talks about hiding stuff in the stores its so true. When my family sometimes go to stores we always see stuff we love and sometimes we cant afford we will always hide it somewhere random so nobody can get it XD

[sometator]

@XxMsblacklightingXx hahahahahaha I feel better now,.. I tought I was the only lol

[XxMsblacklightingXx]

@sometator lol nah there is probably more people doing that then you think lol

[TheMastaN1]

@XxMsblacklightingXx Hide it in your pocket huh ?:D:D

[XxMsblacklightingXx]

@TheMastaN1 hmmmmm maybe? XD

[TheMastaN1]

@XxMsblacklightingXx yea i often hide things in the store and then find them at home :D:D:D

[AFalconPunch]

@XxMsblacklightingXx I do that all the time XD

[XGam3rproX]

Obama FTP

[buddy29943]

34 people can understand arnold schwarzenegger because they speak like him

[TheKushamex1]

F U C K T H A T P U T O

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lilgrimese]

PRESIDENT BUSH¡¡¡¡¡

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F T P ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

[screamhappythings]

Hate the opening. SO DUMB.

[mancba182]

@screamhappythings your probably a white blonde

[MartinElLokochon]

That Was Here In Phx, Az

[MiszParanoid]

HAHAHA at his arnold impression!!! lmfao

[MrPacotelechea]

house kepping-

- oh hes already cleaning the room- lol



[ElyanaGirl]

Im cuban and i love being latina 

[Lilcinlove12]

@ElyanaGirl hell yea

[bmwm321m]

Worst comedian ever!

[FallenVDO13]

im proud being latina!!!!

[GanqqstaJennix33]

Tia , They Got Meh , ii Gotta Back To Mexico , I Gotta Smog Check And The Guy Saw Meh And They Put A Finger , I'll Be Right Back Though Watch My Plate . . .

Tia , Go Like Tht So Flies Dnt Get On It

- Sways Hand Side To Side -

LMFAOO

[MrHakim006]

Lol

[maria666ism]

FTP fuck that puto!!

[SlimShadyAdictt]

"We aint goin nowheres, ey!"

[Randerk7]

Chido

[rockstarprincess89]

Yup too funny

[blackkitty1509]

president bush. fuck.  that. puto!

[teckwerks]

Oh man, the camera work @ 2:00 was fucking amazing, ahahaha.

[VellaBella4]

I love Mexicans!!

[Arturo2001518]

@VellaBella4 thank you

[Carlittos7777777]

@VellaBella4 married me haha .. jk

[VellaBella4]

@Carlittos7777777 lol

[TheDanster2010]

@VellaBella4 Eda que si guey? Who doesnt?

[malojugando]

@VellaBella4 we know cabrona....!!!

[mjonlyfan]

@malojugando its cavrona

[malojugando]

@mjonlyfan man! im mexican,u want u teach me bad words in spanish? LOL!! is CABRONA...no cavrona....grab a dictionary and learn dude.....now u going to say is BUTO...no PUTO?

[mjonlyfan]

@malojugando One, im mexican too so dnt run ya mouth im 3/4 but tht doesnt matter n anotothber thing it is Cavrona numbnuts i talked to mi abuela n she told me so dnt speak unless u knw the truth n it aint Puto its Punto damn start paying attn n maybe ud listen i mayve grown up in the USA but i damn sure knw what im talking about

[malojugando]

@mjonlyfan maybe ur grandma dont go to school then....CABRON is for male......CABRONA is for female......and u are not mexican,u r a chicano,its no the same dude,and no,u r not sure what u talking about CHICANO,u think u know spanish,but u dont know shit,i know a lot of chicanos that try to write in spanish and they sucks...and u know why?? because they just know the spanish that they learn by old timers,and a lot of old timers dont go to school,ask ur grandma if she even know how to write right

[mjonlyfan]

@malojugando Now ur starting the wrong shit u dnt talk about my family. U bring in shit like that and ur fucking lucky i dnt find ur ass my family isnt a subject matter to insult why am i even wasting my god damn time on u u piece of shit. u dnt wanna start shit with me. My Gomez ass will find u. im done with this, u dnt bring shit like schooling up bc my grandma did go to school and she does knw how to write the word, she only speaks fluent fucking spanish so dnt speak unless u knw

[imaweirdo08]

@mjonlyfan its not punto its puto.punto means point.

[supersanchez1991]

@VellaBella4 hell yeah



[gunkiller25]

We are in charge white ass bitch.

[KINGLINKS24]

WHAT PART OF MEXICO ARE YOU FROM LOS ANGELES BITCH

[leoponton28]

Its America and its fucking comedy stfu talking about race and other shit. Wtf.

[catnasty14]

puto could mean alot of shit like when you greet your friends

[xSHRIEKZx]

i remeber i used windows movie maker

[MurcielagoMusic]

he fucked schwarzenegger up haahahah

[chakita57]

54 stfu den yur a discrase to mexicanss periodd wana.b white boyy !

learn frm diss dude dat seays hes white nd he finds it funy un likee yur funkyassss !

[54m4rV1ll4]

I fucking hate this Fag! He give's a bad reputation to all Mexican American's! I don't consider myself Mexican, Proud of my heritage I am but I'm an American Period.

[LunaticEmoRoxii12]

@54m4rV1ll4 His a COMEDIAN! HE JOKES, HE DOES IT TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. -_- its his job. Dude im white and i find this shit finally

[ramoncano20]

@54m4rV1ll4 wtf pinche pendejo, A MEXICAN IS A MEXICAN NO MATTER WHERE HE IS FUCKING BORN,

your just WHITE WASHED....

[54m4rV1ll4]

@ramoncano20 white washed ? NO!!!!!!!!!!!, It means that I'm loyal to my country of birth, follow its ethics, and establishment's that have brought forward my intellectual judgement. By reading your such uncomprehending writing, I see the beliefs that ignorant people like George Lopez have established on such people like you. Race is of no factor for America is built upon many Race's and Culture's and the accomplishment's of such people's have created a nation such as America.

[bacadrummer0024]

@54m4rV1ll4 Sabes que! If you don like it... DONT WATCH IT!!

[crystaloctober]

@bacadrummer0024 dile .. que se vayan a la fregada mamones

[54m4rV1ll4]

@bacadrummer0024 I will not sit silent and see how fucking idiots like George Lopez portrayed Mexicans! Bunch of fucking ridicules !

[boxerpup7]

Dont screw with me i know your butt too.

[boxerpup7]

no more of your kids tell ing me in pan handling that need pads and they arent even old enough to know what a pad is. a writing pad? yes i buy you a writing pad, no no for bleedeing.

[boxerpup7]

\No more fucky sucky fitty cent.

[boxerpup7]

yeah, thanks george that will happen. yeah, fuck that. yeah, jersey bitch.

[boxerpup7]

one thing I am not is scared, am laughing love. laughing. am a white person. piss off.

[boxerpup7]

george lopez. who watches your shows to get you there you little hitler?

[boxerpup7]

yeah, I already tell that part you munch butt. it is my ideas trying to get the immigration policy thru. you are inept in this area trust me. you do not know. you are very wrong. very wrong.

[BUCIO55]

iphone 5 in 3 hours ;DDDD

[xxxM0STWANTEDxxx]

Wow... That's like the first time I ever heard him say a bad word.

[superteto13]

F.T.P. fuck that puto

[FilmCreatureCom]

@mexipenguin You're bitching about the country that thousands of people die to get into. El Salvedorians are oppressed and kept out of Mexico. It's so shitty that criminals hide there. The rest of the world is far behind. You won't move because you're a hypocrite and know that life is better here.

[frickadele]

@FilmCreatureCom Mexipenguin may be strapped for cash... like most Americans. I was with some Americans, on Monday, who live and work in Germany, and they wouldn't move back to the States if they didn't have to. There isn't one American who doesn't hate the thought, that their country is in the toilet. You're not being patriotic by denying it. If the gov., which caused the problems in the first place, doesn't change it's ways then you have to accept that big brother hates your guts.

[Dancefloorbabydoll]

I thought puto meant bitch? or is that puta?

[TheSarz1992]

I am a Paki and I love George Lopez

[MrPEREZ1993]

@161angie for a mexican to travel from guadalajara to acapulco or to cancun or from there to mexico city, or from there to california, texas, new mexico, arizona, or florida should all be the same. Why?? well not because those places were colozed by spain but because those lands were all inhabited by Aztec, Cherokee and other native indian tribes who are the mexican people. So why should it be illegal for a mexican to go to any land where their ancestors freely lived and traveled to

[MrPEREZ1993]

@161angie for a mexican to go from guadalajara to acapulco or to cancun or mexico city or to new mexico or california or arizona or florida should all be the same, and I'm not referring to all of those places first being colonized by spain because that's absurd, but rather to all of that land being Aztec and Cherokee, and other native indian tribes land(the people who are mexican). why should it be illegal for any mexican to go to any part of land that was inhabited by their ancestors

[MrPEREZ1993]

@ any racist white person who has commented or would, and i really don't know why? you'd watch this anyways??

You must be ignorant not to realize that the southern states are aztec and cherokee land (mexican people's). Deportation doesn't even make sence?? It's literally kicking people off their own land. If you aren't of native indian decent then "america" isn't really your land, and maybe you should go back to where your ancestors came from! but it's nice to share isn't it?

[TumblrL0o0ver]

Take it from a real latin person Puto means prostitute, pato means gay.

[pinkybananas1]

Puta(o)- is short for prostitute in Spanish, it's not a homosexual.

[HackerMTY6]

President Bush...... Fuck That Puto!!, Fuck That Puto!!!

[roaddogg567]

katt william created 26 accounts & disliked the video

[DarkRezo]

lol, FTP alrdy taken sry m8.

it's a File Transfer Protocol :> Tho FCK that PUTO sounds awesome xD

[MegaGoofy7]

funny mutherfukker

[frickadele]

There are country borders....for a reason! Just like you have fence around YOUR home. If you don't give money to the homeless... if you don't have illegals living with you... then where do you get off forcing a country... to pay the medical bills of fence hoppers. Illegals get credit cards...charge them up the kazoo... and then split...and guess who pays for it? Who pays for their emergency hospital bills? If you take my money... I hate you.

[mexipenguin]

@frickadele

fuck u that s like if u visited another country ,got stabbed and then what ur saying is the countries response should be fuck u leave

[frickadele]

@mexipenguin

You're not too bright.

When you have health insurance...

it doesn't matter where in the world you get stabbed.

The hospital will get their money from you.

But if you don't have insurance then...

what the fuck are you doing in someone else's HOMEland.

in the first place?

[mexipenguin]

@frickadele

i dont know wat am i doing in shitty america

@mexipenguin no pendejo if you get stabed i