Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tomb

[NickyAmerica]

I wanna be buried in Maury's "Aborted Baby pile" of all the illegitimate children that his guests found out about from him.

[maya0abbas]

I liked the part of moisturizing

This is very good Comedy

Opera is always exaggerate -- and this is not new under her Radar

[Blueknightex]

OMG they really got the actual Gayle King in this!

[tflazio]

oprah vows to lead her audience against the damned hordes of anukh-man

[cyanmanta]

Is it too late to have my body preserved alongside George Carlin's in his catacombs underneath the Beacon Theater?

[FutaSarah5000]

@cyanmanta Yes, But Whitney Houston's tomb hasn't had the final touches put on it, so if you want you can donate your eternal soul and $50 worth of VHS copies of 'The Bodyguard' and cocaine

[KingDusk278]

Well at least when Oprah does die, America will be filled with skinny smart women.

[DremordDrale]

... I believe this.

[bashie34]

Women are crazy and men are fucking morons. I know if Oprah called my wife would help built it and I know I would let her go , no questions asked, its OPRAH LMAO.

[zosko1]

where will the second Oprah be buried?

[metznimbo29]

Wouldn't be surprise. People treat her like a god and she thinks herself as one.

[collegeman1988]

What about the free car that these participants were dying to get? Don't they get a free car from Oprah to be buried in?

[VelaToNorma7]

Alex is fucking hot.

[Bradlyeon]

@VelaToNorma7 all girls with guy names are hot.

[wookiedestroyer101]

@Bradlyeon That is a really bad logic to use.

[Bradlyeon]

@wookiedestroyer101 My logic stands until it's proven wrong.

[armadica10]

Hell on earth.

[Z0mbieS1ayer]

real!!??

[mompm]

@Z0mbieS1ayer no, The onion is a joke news show- they are funny usually

[13Segruts]

Why does Alex Blair not join them more often?

[MegaPoone]

Why wait? I say we bury her right now along with any fans who need burying too...

[chrisman737]

What is funny, and sad, is that some Oprah fans will take this seriously!! And Oprah might as well!!

[lilyazaleamc]

Love this video--we analyzed it for satire in my AP Lang class. :D

[kockgunner]

LOL Oprah always mentions Dr. Oz and her best friend Gayle.

[7117red]

I like Oprah, but this video is hilarious :)

[fredmnll]

True representation of her and her fans.

[guitarlawyer75]

This is possibly the funniest thing I even saw on YouTube

[TheYouwontgetit]

...i think this really happened...

[TalesOfGod]

Does this mean I missed my chance to join her? :(

[glund01]

I wanna be buried with Maury in the trash pile

[Bn1ZFXN4]

@glund01 LMFAO. I shouldn't have read your comment while drinking ginger ale.

[gredangeo]

I can see this happening though. That's scary. Some people really follow her to an extreme level. Like one woman that won't buy anything unless Oprah recommends it.

*anything* She displays a $1000 dollar coat and says she likes it. It gets bought for no other reason than that.

Look at her own channel: OWN. I thought that was a clever nod though that she OWNs all her fans to the grave. :D

I liked the fat casket. Priceless.

[ceilidhhope]

I would so nail Tracy Gill!

[MRTEL7777]

ACTUALLY 59 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE BURIED WITH OPRAH.

[madCR8tionz]

this news look sooo real!

[AnduinX]

hahahaha this is brilliant

[chaosstarr]

this bitch sounds like shes got a cold

[Chadolution]

Oprah. The Big Fat Piece of Shit.

[AINGELPROJECT667]

Hell, Oprah fans follow her everywhere else, why not follow her into the afterlife?

[gaysanatomy]

I didn't realize Oprah could die..

[Stillwater900]

Do you remember that girl who decided to follow EVERY, SINGLE, THING that Oprah recommended? It was bizarre, I was thinking What a fucking SUCKER you are bitch

[loloynage]

@MrNestor330 "god exists stupid", "god exists stupid". Those are really big words of wisdom. Fucking idiot.

[loyalfalconflutist]

What? Oprah gonna give everyone there eternal paradise?

[EvilsOfFeminism]

This is about right on for Oprah.

[MrNestor330]

@realskpetic  god exists stupid

[Jodque2]

I've witnessed a toothpick recite 1,000,000 digits of pi.

[EctocoolerEI]

I wonder how alex blair is pinching her nose shut and talking without actually pinching her nose shut.

[LinksLilLover]

It's not too funny considering people do worship her

[Sanquinolency]

The Onion is the best satire ever



[freewngs]

This video is completely ridiculous, everyone knows that Oprah can't die.

[stylezofom]

This is funnier than SNL of the recent years



[stylezofom]

OMG that Alex Blair is sooo hot

[Snowboarding182]

I bet if Oprah made this announcement some American Woman actually would do it, If Oprah started going on about Egyptian afterlife and worked her way towards this lol

[Thenicereviewguy]

i fucking hate oprah

[IGG45]

how many ppl had to look up anecdote?

[matt876mma]

@IGG45 NOBODY , everyone knows what an anecdote is , dont they ?

[DragoonBoom]

@xnalivs Palin is great! How else would you expect someone so hypocritical to maintain such a strong poker face?

[Beeza2996]

@DragoonBoom You're right. Palin does have a strong poker face, because she's actually an English criminal planning an elaborate jewel heist.

[MrLaxdude89]

57 people didn't get invited

[eexot]

Trash Pile on New York Staten Island>>>Multi-million dollar tomb

[james1200]

Poor Maury, LOL!!

[iwillknifeya]

Ha! This somes up Oprah and her fans perfectly! :D Very well done.

[wowaholic09]

is she serious because if so she has some issues

[katma26]

I don't care what anyone says about Oprah. I love her! lol

[burritoman12]

omg i know oprah is popular but cmon!!!!!

[WaluigisTacoStand]

I'm calling it - Oprah-ism, new religion by the mid-22nd century.

[SylvanaForrester]

What a heart-warming story. It just pains me to think about the fact that Oprah will cease to be with us one day. I mean, how will I know what books to read?

[kittykatro]

Jesus! This woman is crazy!

[zlcoolboy]

LOL this is funny.

[KokoMcMonkey]

I love the Onion.

[surfin4]

Cant wait, already booked my spot.....hurry up and die oprah!

[dreamhigher]

@surfin4 HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA...your comment is WAY too funny...HAHAHAHA!

[TheLeviathanZero]

LOL the Royal Thyroid

[southsydney]

how do the actors not die of laughter? im convinced theyre robots. there's no other way. the writers of the onion deserve a nobel prize for...hilarity

[tcsdef]

ITS THE FUCKING ONION YOU RETARDS

THIS ISNT REAL

[DolliBelli]

is this real? if it is then wow you silly operah fans...

[DonDaddaDash]

Pathetic

[ccricers]

I'm glad she got lots of fans to do the slave work for her tomb... Mayor Daley was almost set on another massive tax hike to pay for this thing but we got off easy. That shit will look awesome next to the giant bean.

[funnygirlsd1]

This is brilliantly executed satire about a "national phenomenon" who, in spite of not meeting ANY existing criteria to be considered one, is basically nose-to-nose with Susan Boyle and the Sham WOW. Lover her or hate her (I am of the latter persuasion), you must admit that a) this clip handled "over-the-top" very deftly and b) Oprah would SO do something like this, if she is not planning it already. Actually, if she ws not planning it already, she is now. Thank you ONION!

[curlytoes]

and YOU get a sarcophagus, and YOU get a sarcophagus!

[vgb42222]

why do you think anyone that you have to TELL these videos are fake would believe you? get your laugh on and let it ride.

[FastRunner1994]

lol

[AndrosForever]

Sigh, the last thing I guess it makes sense that whether this is real or not is an actual debate in the comments...this is Youtube a.k.a. 12 year old land

[dodgingaces]

CAN IT BE?! oprah and all of her annoying ass fans burried away forever! YESS!!!!!!! THE BEST IDEA SHE'S EVER CAME UP WITH!

[rendros88]

@dodgingaces Mind your grammar 

[Dawitness11]

New age demonic humor!

[TheLordsWillBeDone]

@Dawitness11 It looks like they are making the New Age agenda very plain to see. I cannot believe they really aired this in the Media. God bless you brother.

[Dawitness11]

@TheLordsWillBeDone oh hey brother its a small world...yea tell me about it! you see how hard their going? We should go hard too!!! Preach to gospel to everyone!

[Bakllazaan]

this is better thank Onion News! :D

[EliteDoomer]

LoL Maury.

[Azula1001]

This is horrible. First she has this church leading people hell, now she's trying to have people buried with her like idiots -_-

[Msbea345]

@Azula1001 what church and how do you now they are going to hell? you are not God.

[xxbitemexx34]

she.....she got them to build a pyramid...willingly.

[eyallev]

@xxbitemexx34 as shocking as it might sound, the real pyramids were most likly built by skilld (and paid) profesionals, so thoes too were built by willing people.

[nelmarie1]

lmao ' this one is the funniest one I've seen and I still can't believe tha tpeople actualy think this shit is true!!! btw; I hate Oprah so damn much!

[IndrasBlade77]

Please don't let Brendan Fraser anywhere near her after her death.

[saveyourradio]

wow stupid people LMFAO!!!!

[marvelous3999]

this might actually happen

[Dinyctis]

Mmm I like that Alex Blair.

[Axlcromp]

1:16, so fake -____-''

[GAWDclanvideos]

@Axlcromp no REALLY? I WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN!

[Axlcromp]

@GAWDclanvideos Good huh?

[GAWDclanvideos]

@Axlcromp got an idea how about you... SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Axlcromp]

@GAWDclanvideos Hahaha easy mann

[GAWDclanvideos]

@Axlcromp lol

[FatXCone]

@Axlcromp lol its satyr dude

[Juliz]

@FatXCone - Its 'Satire' not a 'Satyr'. Satyr is a mythological creature. lol

[ShroomFuu86]

this is real, stop telling people it isn't =/

[cybroxis]

@ShroomFuu86 Woah dude. Shut up, some people will be confused :P

[dandyfireable]

@ShroomFuu86 ur so stupid. its satire. My God 4 once can ppl have common sense. look under tags jackass

[dandyfireable]

@ShroomFuu86 its satire. Look it up dumbass. Look up tags jackass. I bet ur a 12 year old who'll fall 4 everything. you ppl kill the jokes by making it sound so real and taking it seriously. Have you ever heard of Weird Al? He's a satirical act. Look up all his fake interviews with celebrities on ALTV which aired on MTV.

[flamingarse1]

@ShroomFuu86 you had 100 thumbs up now you have 99 thanx to me

[SpoonsForks]

@flamingarse1 LMAO i luv u

[skiracer110]

@ShroomFuu86 jeez ha ha

[IJustMovedHere]

I hope they destroy that wretched Anukh-Man.

[MurphyMoose94]

woah is this real? Oh wait, its an ENTIRE YOUTUBE CHANNEL DEVOTED TO MAKING NEWS PARODIES. idiots.

[cookcook23]

Everyone, this is fake. I've read through the comments, some of you get the humour in this, some don't. So to save you from your stupid comments saying "is this fo real?" or "WTF who wood be berried wif opah?" (take note of bad spelling) I've came out and told the truth. It is not real.

[karindi1]

@cookcook23 IMPOSSIBLE! You lie, the Onion is my only news source. It's real!

[etheangel2220]

@bryyyyyanful

DAMIT!!! u mean i've been had by the Onion!? AGAIN!?

[GenieBella]

LOL this is hilarious

[cloudberry121]

So cool! The High Priestess of Materialism and patron saint of 'self help' books. I feel so centered just by watching this. :-P

[TheEsotericDesi]

LOL! Oprah fans are just fuckin' crazy...

[etheangel2220]

I knew this was fake the moment they said that they were "pouring the marble" for the foundation. marble isnt something like concrete that is in a slurry form before it hardens.

[themillkmane]

@etheangel2220 really thats when u knew this was fake?

[markquinn111]

@etheangel2220 they said QUARRYING the marble dumbass

[cpk9999]

this is the most pathetic thing i've ever fucking seen. anyone who is buried with her should be ashamed. fucking sheep ppl should learn to think for themselves

[ostormbringero]

is this for real?

[TheSquashedOrange]

@ostormbringero

Well OBVIOUSLY it is. I mean, the onion is the most reliable source of news on the internet...

Seriously though, why the hell do so many people think this stuff is real? To many americans on youtube...

[ostormbringero]

@TheSquashedOrange hey fuckwad didnt watch the whole vid and besides can u blame me for thinking that oprah woulddo this sort of thing? .... and as far as im concerned youtube is an american invented company and so is the internet so fuck u

[luca455]

I didn't even watch the video and I was already laughing cause of the title

[Stormeris]

whats an Oprah?

[brawldude23]

@Stormeris An Oprah is a rare, endangered species of creatures who not only blend in with society, but almost control it with their odd oratory skills. This control over humanity can easily lead to different actions in the specimen including creating book clubs, becoming easily excited, giving away free prizes, and having Tom Cruise jump on a couch.

[Kite208]

@Stormeris

a smart negro women

[dlfnzrok]

LMAO

[FilipinoObjectivist]

Hahahaha

[cafekawaii]

Lmfao Maury Povich dumped in to a trash pile

[wafflecushioned]

When oprah dies all those people who want to buried with her get embalmed when thaey haven't even died yet. lol

[NaiJorJul]

I beilive everything I see on The Onion.

[TheMANright101]

hahahaha look how fat her case is!!

[TripleRainbowify]

LOL

[JustinBobby4]

tracy gill needs to eat something, look at her neck at :16, you can see all the bones in her chest

[HardRokMiner]

LMAO

[sowhatnowhere]

haha maury...

[billymancer]

only some people will believe this stupid & rude thing.

[Sinsteel]

@billymancer It's rude to make fun of public figures? Are you a fascist or just stupid?

[fixingbraincell]

hahaha this is so funny

[AbabyThatWasntAbortd]

gosh i hate oprah

[willscharlott]

hahahahhah this is soooo funny!!

[nabeelmerchant]

Lol ! Its like history repeats itself, take me seriously this western civilisation will be destroyed as the great civilisations before, if this continues.

[eatsbabiesalot]

you know this wouldn't be quite as funny if the actors didn't look like actual newscasters and they keep straight faces through the whole thing i think they might be professional comedians

[xEric1993]

Oprah has so many followers that it might actually possible for this to happen.

[MrGunsrFun]

this was hilarious. you guys really pull out all the stops with these. keep it out

[Poopmuffin717]

wtf why would Oprah do this?

[erroneousapostrophe]

@Poopmuffin717 Yay, an eight percenter - thank you for your stunning lack of originality.

[robi2000]

To hell with the economic crisis. As long as we have the onion i'm happy as hell !

[CoverHaven]

1 comment discussing the onion news comment breakdown...

[999roze]

I was fooled for a while until I realized how instant Alex Blair's reply is... usually there should be a few seconds delay

[dandyfireable]

U all know this is satire dumbasses

[dandyfireable]

LOL I love the end. Maury povich is going to be laid to rest on top of a trash pile

[Confucius4GETBaC]

Can they really be serious? Dihs juss ain't right. GETBaC Gay Thuggin fo Lyfe mah niggaz!!!

[ShrougerNite]

Oprah is actually outdoing the pharaohs... they never had marble in their tombs

[lynda514]

Love the large rope neck accessory....it is such the fashion statement...moist hands for all eternity...Praise Oprah =-0

[supercreativename]

yes, this is in fact real, the onion is the most reliable news source

[ToxicOdiousOne]

Liberal hell. Why can't she die alone?

[cardigans98]

LMAO eternity with oprah ahahaha

[Unknownboi88]

the freaky thing is Oprah's fans are so crazy that I think there are some that would go for this....

[Spazzy985]

@Unknownboi88 lol I was thinking the same thing!

[cloudrebelio]

thats stupid Oprah will never die

[127miles]

Her first name is

Actually Orpa btw, isn't that sad :/

[PainOfRock345]

@127miles It is in fact Oprah. Google it.

[127miles]

@PainOfRock345 'WIKI" it dumb ASS ! it is in fact orpah

[PainOfRock345]

@127miles What the fuck is an orpah?

[127miles]

@PainOfRock345 her REAL name, she was also raped by her uncle at the age of 17. HA