Quipmaster: Steven Seagal presented by the Roten Tomatoes Show

[mrasj]

@:28 Best line ever.

[onetrashdancer]

Fucking runs like a sissy mary ,funny feeling this homo bats with both hands

[pitmoor]

steven seagal vs chuck norris=the worlds end........SERIOUSLY NOW CHUCK NORRIS IS BEYOND GODLIKE NOTHINK CAN STOP HIM NOW

[exbronco1980]

master of quips and flips

[Chitenza]

I'm gonna take you to the bank senator....the blood bank.

[V1ct0rnator]

the only person who can beat the snot out of segal is the one and only. Chuck Norris

[AlexTheGreatisnumba1]

Steven Segal knows all!!! do not fuck with steven segal!

[lordofmidgets]

he is suck a bitch....what a dingus

[solpapisolmook]

Love his receding hairline in Above the Law, which suddenly got thicker, fuller, and darker once he made a payday with the movie and needed to boost his image for further films in his career.

He may have been able to get hair transplants, but he sure as hell didn't get liposuction. Look at this fucker now; he's a bloated whale!!!

[bpidds]

@solpapisolmook Well he would and could still kick your ass!!!

[solpapisolmook]

@bpidds Really? Interesting to say since you don't know me.  Also, can you name one person whose ass he kicked? One person?

[bpidds]

@solpapisolmook Well ok then...Who are you and what are your skill/s/knowledge in martial arts?

[solpapisolmook]

@bpidds So:

1. You admit your last post was idiotic, in that you made a completely baseless assumption which you had no reason to make, and you look like a fool.

2. You also, but not answering my challenge, cannot list the name of even one single person whose ass he's ever kicked in real life (movies don't mean shit). 

Interesting!

[bpidds]

@solpapisolmook As to my admittance about the post my answer is this: It was not idiotic but prejudical in content! And to the fact that my assumption were baseless...It remains to be seen! And of course i have/had a reason to make it...You were making ill statements about one of the best if not the best martial artists out there "Atleast in my opinion"...Although he has gotten a bit of a belly trough the years i do belive that he can still perform at a level that nor you or i could match!

[solpapisolmook]

@bpidds I don't need a stunt double to jump over a table, so I truly doubt that. You're really stupid.

[bpidds]

@solpapisolmook Well...I never said anything about jumping over tables! And by making that statement you sound illiterate don't you!?

[solpapisolmook]

@bpidds Nope, you made another idiotic assumption that he can "perform at a level" that we couldn't match (though you wrote "nor you or i could match,"which doesn't make any sense.

In 1996, when he made Glimmer Man, he needed a stunt double to simply jump over a table. That was 15 years ago. He's not any younger, thinner, or in better shape today. I can jump over a table. He couldn't 15 years ago.

Try again, idiot.

[bpidds]

@solpapisolmook Do you know of the purpose with stuntmen? He used a stuntmen in order to avoid injury...That table was quite large...A bad landing could seriously hurt him! I know what scene you're talking about...I got all of his movies!

[solpapisolmook]

@bpidds Hahah, you're such an idiot.

[bpidds]

@solpapisolmook Well that's your right to have an opinion...Why do you think that? Just because that my opinion happens to be different than the one you have!? I never call people names when they have a different view of things than i do! So what makes you so high and mighty that it it allright for you to call people names? If my opinion is wrong just lay down actual facts to prove that i'm wrong!

[solpapisolmook]

@bpidds Stuntmen are used in films to perform stunts that could cause serious injury - like jumping from moving cars/trains, being close to explosions, falling long distances, etc. Jumping from one side of a table to another, especially when you are an arrogant ass in your films, who portrays himself as never being able to lose a fight or be hurt, and especially when you call yourself a master of martial arts (that's not soft touchy kids games), should not be something requiring a stuntman.

[bpidds]

@solpapisolmook Well now you'll hear something unique from me...I totally agree with you on that! I never thought about it that way! And he's quite arrogant too...Hmm...Interesting! You gave me a new perspective on Steven that i've never had before...Thnx man! Sorry for my earlier writings...

[Expendable2010]

@solpapisolmook

you really have nothing better to do, do you?

[Aztexwarrior]

'' I'M JUST A COOK''

[Hunkola]

Schwarzenegger had better quips than this asshole.........

[schenon]

fuck you and fuck schwarzenegger..fucking nazi....so shut the fuck up what are you?? nothing? segal i the best! and don´t write me back asshole

[JohnTheHater]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the fuckin king of quips.

[akar3m0]

you aint about mine.... KA-POW!

[GhostDog65]

Seagal who?

[Ryfinius]

steven seagal really reminds me off christian bale in the "above the law" clip.

[Tylee1O]

i have a bad feeling if he is taking me to the blood bank......