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  • Neil Armstrong's "One small step for man" speech was actually edited into the moon landing footage. It has been proven that Mr.Armstrong's original comment when landing on the surface of the moon was "First!"

  • oh neil armstrong....overshadowing buzz alderon once again

  • lmfao@ the hockey one

  • lol amir on the moon

  • @ElectrifyingHuman you are the biggest idiot ever

  • Guys No Body like seriously totally NOBODY, I mean humanbeing as gone to MOON..... I am an American and I know that loom facts..... Our government playin us and we all know that ! Peace out!

  • @ElectrifyingHuman Can you rephrase that in English? Also with proper grammar?

  • @ElectrifyingHuman im a fellow american,and it has been proven,in many ways that humans have been to the moon.. and if you would use proper grammer next time that would be great.

  • @ipodkilledtheradio grammar

    

  • @ipodkilledtheradio I'm a fellow American and it has been proved in many ways that humans have been to the moon...and if you would use proper grammar next time it would be great.

  • @ipodkilledtheradio just helping a brother out

    

  • lol the Hindenburg came out the same...

  • thats amir at 1:20

  • @estudiorudolpho troll alert

  • Amir was Buzz Aldrin

  • Just...bad

  • Question for you, zep. dude. If someone shoved a roman candle up your sister's asshole and lit it up, would you see any humour in it? I'm sure half of your military and college students would, that's exactly how stupid most of you have become....lighten up? You don't have a clue what's going on in the world. Go have another beer and jerk off to Katy Perry, that's about all you're probably good at.

  • Hey Zeppelin dude, who are you to tell ME what I need to do? You Tube is a forum for self expression and freedom of speech, which is exactly what I am exercising. What are you exercising, if anything??? Obviously you have a narrow view of reality as a whole. he he he! Let me guess, born in the u.s.a.???

  • As a population Asians and Jews have higher than average IQ.. but true intelligence isn't just about IQ scores. There's innovation, creativity, cunning, strategy, experience... so many things to consider.

    Stop generalizing about races and focus on the individual. Genghis Khan didnt rule the largest empire because he was Asian, he ruled because he was fucking Genghis Khan.

  • Making "fun" of tragic situations in the past where innocent people died senselessly proves yet again how stupid and ignorant the average american has become! america is in the toilet, and it's about to get flushed into the sewers it has helped to create itself. Shame on you, J.F.K. was murdered because he actually gave a shit and wanted at least the middle class to have a real voice in power....look at what's happened since his untimely demise...your arrogance is sickening! and the Hindenburg??

  • @estudiorudolpho Wow, you really need to lighten up. There is a time and place for comedy, and serious debate of issues. Youtube is a place for comedy, definitely not serious (or intelligent) debate.

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  • Amir? 

  • Is the 2nd guy on the moon the voice of Amir ?!?!? Ahhhhhh !! >.<

  • the astronaut one was fucking hilarious

  • i im the first one in like a whole day didnt respond to any comments

  • shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! Argue about races, ethnicity, and all of that bullshit in a video no one watches! Although it doesn't hurt to argue over it in Rebecca Black's Friday music video...

  • @Aiyiyiyiify not all americans are arrogant. So, which ones are you speaking of? Calling people arrogant or telling them off, doesn't make YOU as a person, less arrogant.

  • God your videos are terrible

  • Now I really want a muffin...

  • Funny how they're all American............

  • @BasilFawlty4444 Spot on :D

  • That's one small step for man, but a giant blow for the cheese industry.

  • Please tell me you guys know this is fake? because there are quite a few comments thinking otherwise...

  • @DefendinMyBase It is. You can tell it is Amir during the moon scene.

  • Was the hockey one real with the commy bastard part?

  • @ContinentalPatriot

    No, but that was how a lot of people felt, back then.

    In those days, the Olympics didn't allow professional athletes, so the US team was mostly college guys, up against the Soviets (Russians), who were, more or less, professionals, and were dominating the games.

    So yeah, with that storybook, last minute, come-from-behind victory for the Americans, it really did feel good to, "kick those fuckin' Commie bastards asses", and send them home, losers.

  • @skeilak Lol well someone needs to cut out just that part and post it

  • Generally, Asian school standards are higher than North American (generally). So, basically, what I (Canadian) learned in grade 8, some of my friends who came from the school system in Asia learned in Grade 5 or 6. This doesn't mean that 'Asians are smarter', because if American children went through the same schooling 'Asians' did, they would be 'smart' too.

  • Was the hockey one real?

  • so the astronauts really were actors...

  • I wonder what edited Bush quotes will sound like in the future.

  • Can someone, anyone get rid of these fucking adds? Fuck currency get entertainment!

  • @banjoswagon You can, get addblock plus for Firefox

  • @ESELkoek oh thank you haha

  • I love to see those commie bastereds cry! XD

  • I hate seeing top comments about top comments about top comments because then i wonder what the previous top comments about top comments were.

  • @TQOMify "Asian" test scores are only based on the percentage of them going to schools designed for education. Not all of them go to school. If you based it on the entire population like you did with Americans it would actually show a better American average. That'd be like comparing America's top 10% with chinas entire education system.

  • The best one was the Neil Armstrong

  • Is that Nixon sitting next to Johnson?

  • @buckeyeinblack Sure as hell looks like it.

  • @buckeyeinblack Nixon was the outgoing Vice President (Eisenhower's VP from '53 to '61). He was sitting next to the incoming Vice President (Johnson). Just like Eisenhower, the outgoing President was sitting next to incoming President Kennedy.

    Tradition forced Nixon to attend. Just like Gore was at Bush's inauguration in 2001 and Humphrey was at Nixon's in 1969.

  • if jake and amir were on the moon that would be the funniest thing everrrrrr

  • Commie bastards!

  • SO MUCH SHRIMP COCKTAIL! fuckin commercials

  • @endmostdavis first time 5 was it, i thought it was the actuall vid and was like WTF???

  • i wouldn't say it's bad pretty funny but not the best college humor video

  • Guy: I invented "milk"!

    Bystander: What is milk?

    Guy: It comes from cows!

    Bystander: How do you get it?

    *Guy demonstrates*

    Guy: See?

    Bystander: What were you doing to the cow?

  • are thesse all real?

    

  • @hahahahayaa Yes. Completely real!

  • @hahahahayaa yeah

  • gtfo both of u...

  • @Itsapenalty "Oh, the humanity" was referring to all the humans being burned alive on the Hindenberg.

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  • @TQOMify That might be a compelling argument if these were real soundbites and we were not watching footage of Americans LANDING ON THE FUCKING MOON!

  • @Aiyiyiyiify the main problem with americans is their arrogance. case in point, you. show some humility. asians are much more intelligent than americans, yet they don't boast about it so much.

  • @TQOMify "Asians are much more intelligent"? That's an incredibly racist generalization. Are you talking about Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Laosian, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Indonesian, what? Some of those cultures are as different as night and day. And how do you know all Americans are arrogant? Are you basing this on what other people tell you, or have you actually spent a lot of time there as I have? The fact you couldn't ackowledge them for landing on the moon proves you're biased.

  • @Aiyiyiyiify I agree with yu, and im asian, i know dumb asians and smart asian i know dumb americans and smart americans, i knwo arrogant americans and non-arrogant americans, and same with other races, Every ONE, is different in Lodz of different way,x I agree witth whaat yaah said aiyiyiyiify

  • @Aiyiyiyiify Damn...

  • @Aiyiyiyiify lol getting mad because people compliment another race? get over it and its not racism its just a stereotype, and stereotypes aren't always bad. trying to type out a better comment on a goofy youtube vid than you do in school or w/e u do in life isn't much of an accomplishment, how bout u stop getting mad at some one on the internet and just take it all in.

  • @DigitalKi11er911  By saying "Another Race", your being racist, we are all the same race.

  • @Aiyiyiyiify lol its racist if i say "another race"? HAHA, your not racist if you say "another race" if you think everyone in the world is the same race then you are blind, maybe what you meant was everyone is the same NO MATTER what race the are. I guess some people cant understand that everyone isn't the same and THATS NOT A BAD THING. Racism is when some discriminates against you, i am no being racist because i acknowledged that someone is another race than me, if i treat them differently tho

  • @DigitalKi11er911

    lol - What do you mean by race? Ethnic background? If so then you must provide details about what "tribal" ethnic groups your genes describe. The only race is the "human" race. If you want to classify people by "ethnic" background then use the correct terminology which is "ETHNIC\GENETIC BACKGROUND".

  • @DigitalKi11er911

    Everybody is the same except for the fact that they are adapted to different conditions determined by the most successful genetic patterns in such organism's birthplace which are also determined by the priority of the parent's use of such genes which are inherited to better adapt the organism to it's life time condition.

  • @oldwolf147 Yeah, like, if an african family moved to the more northern parts of the world, in some generations, they wouldn't have as dark skin as the ones that moved there first.

  • @DigitalKi11er911 There is only one race. The HUMAN race. And the other guy said asian people are the smartest, which is incorrect. Many asian countries are overpopulated, which means there will be many smart people. There are many well educated people in asian countries because education is more important in some asian countries than in other parts of the world.

  • @DigitalKi11er911 I guess you've never heard of Burma or North Korea where they intentionally misinform the masses. And you were not paying us Asians (the race) a compliment by labeling us under some stereotype. I applaud Aiyiyiyiify for pointing out that even though we Asians share some similar outward features, the cultures are totally different.

  • @Aiyiyiyiify Except you name all the Asian cultures known for pointy eyes then complain about racism like you're not arrogant and don't see how exclusive you are. You failed to mention Russians and only focused on Southeastern Asian countries and cultures. What of Russia? And the moon landing never happened. That was staged. Also, Asians as a whole are more intelligent than America proven by the fact that without them and would be absolutely nothing. Compare the economies. They win.

  • @iburyyoass Read the original comment that Aiyiyiyiify was responding to, moron. The guy was using it in the context of race.

  • @iburyyoass The guy was using the word "Asian" as it typically gets used; and I was challenging that use.

  • @iburyyoass The economies are also VERY different. Japan (my parents' country) and South Korea have a sturdy capitalist economy whereas places like North Korea have rampant starvation as a result of their leaders squandering money on stupid stuff and China saves money with sweatshops and only providing health care for one child in every family. So, yeah, their economies win but their people certainly don't. Oh, and we "Asians" made the word describe the race, so don't blame him.

  • @iburyyoass Really? That's what you're going to nail him on? Because he didn't mention Russian or Indian on a list? He didn't mention Filipino either. You didn't have to use a racist description like "pointy eyes" when you could've said "epithelial flap". Also you should travel to some of those places outside of the metropolitan areas where millinons of people live in squalor that apparently didn't get the message that their economies are booming.

  • @MyrkridiaDude That last sentence implies that there are some places without slums. Also, racist descriptions appeal to more people than technical terms, therefore setting an argument to more people. Learn to type.

  • @iburyyoass Why? Because I made a typo on the word "millions"? That's the sort of thing desperate people point out. And you can't even comprehend how bad slums can get until you've visited places like Calcutta. But go right ahead and live in whichever reality you find most suitable, and if you want to live in a reality where the moon landing was a hoax and the Soviets graciously refused to point it out then who am I to stop you? Go right on ahead, kid.

  • @MyrkridiaDude Chill, chill. There are two sides to every story. Of course some people would be skeptical. Soviets were first in space, but we're first on the moon? Look at it a bit closer, and there is some truth behind their words. They were the first to crash on the moon. We're the first to have an actual successful moon landing. Of course If people looked a bit closer, we weren't that far behind the soviets in getting to space. A month or two off but we did get to space.

  • @iburyyoass OMG, you're right! YouTube "mitchell webb moon landing". It's a short video from England that demonstrates what really happened.

  • @iburyyoass Also I am not an American as your first sentence implied. I am Belizean, so that makes me an arrogant Belizean. And If you don't think the moon landing was real then just ask the Russians. Who got the first satellite into space? The Soviets. Who put the first man in space? The Soviets. Who were the most pissed off when the Americans got to the moon? The Soviets. Who had the most to gain by disproving the Americans landed on the moon? The Soviets. So why didn't they?

  • @Aiyiyiyiify Exactly, the Russians had the first man in space, the first satellite in space, and the first woman in space as well. The U.S. Government made the people believe that the moon landing was real so that the American people would be more nationalistic and want to help the country and government. They didn't bother trying to disprove it because they realized that the American people would do it on their own and therefore had no need to continue attempting to disprove it.

  • @iburyyoass Wow...you're an idiot conspiracy theorist. I also find that when people hate something they'll believe just about anything about that thing as long as it's bad. That's why Holocaust deniers are pretty much made of anti-Semites.

  • @Aiyiyiyiify Does this get me a 10/10?

  • @Aiyiyiyiify Shut the fuck up, no one cares about your conspiracy theories.

  • @Aiyiyiyiify Actually he's probably talking about Chinese, Japanese, South Koreans and not as much about the Vietnamese and the Indonesians.

    It's not racist to say that a higher proportion of Asians have higher IQ's and are more successful than all other ethnic groups in America. It's true, but it's not an intrinsic trait, and there is no reason why other groups can't reach the level many Asians are on. It's just a difference in culture and values.

  • @zeppelin2224 Statisically-speaking that's true in the US and of course you can never just assume that that is true for each individual since everyone is different. But the guy I was responding to was making a very convoluted point that reinforced the idea that all Asians are the same and that all Americans are arrogant. Or that Americans cannot be Asian. It was just ignorant and it started over something he said a month ago. He was not making the point you're making.

  • @Aiyiyiyiify moon landing was a myth!!!!!!! =p

  • @Aiyiyiyiify acknowledge,but laying that beside... In my opinion the most of the Japanese race are clever(If you have seen how they are being educated from young to old in some schools). I've never really tried to do good in school,but some of them already planned out what their future goals were/are o.o...Also,I think you don't really know the definition of "arrogance",but in my case I admire the Chinese and the Japanese(Just look at what they've achieved in 100 years).

  • @Aiyiyiyiify All people are different no matter where they come from they develop personalities based on experiences there fore it doesn't matter where they are talking about stereotypes are bullshit however, they do make great comedy so long as their are a fair amount of stereotypes for every race.

  • @TQOMify your so ignorant. according to your logic, you must be american

  • Damn it now i have to look for zidane4100 comment.

  • "ohhh the humanity" hahah that made my day

  • lol the JFK one. "like if you're country asked for a muffin...no..wait.." hahaha

  • I hate when top comments are about hating top comments....

  • haha jfk

  • I hate top comments that are the same... and by the same person.... about top comments about top comments :P

  • I just plain straight up hate top comments.

  • @absurdrhino Stop

  • Amir the astronaut

  • Lou Gehrig is a beast.

  • It was pretty funny until they made fun of Lou Gerig then I got pissed

  • OH GOD AMIR ON 2 PLANTS OoO!!!!!!!

    *both explode at the same time*

  • ok so the top comments are about the previous top comments that we never see and now this is the top comment.

  • JFK sounds like caboose from red vs blue

  • Amir - Second Man on the Moon

  • what the hell, top comments? They're not even remotely related to the freakin video. Stop being a thumbs up whore, and type something relative. Like that term paper that is due next week, or that expense report your boss told you to write up, but you forgot, and got fired, so you went home beat your wife, and dropped kick your baby into orbit

  • when they wrote all other people on the us constitution and a black guy walked in with the lunch

  • HOLY SHIT! AMIR WENT TO THE MOON

  • Amir was the second guy on the moon!!

  • thumbs up if you know who wrote this sketch

  • The commy thing was over doing it...

  • i feel sorry for buzz aldrin.

  • The JFK one was mind-blowing.

  • @D1vid3By0 There was one time when he was in West Germany, giving a speech, and said in German, "I am a jelly doughnut". I wish I were making that up, but the sad thing is that it is true. It was part of History Channel's 100 funniest political moments countdown.

  • @LeeTaeRyeo

    Yea, I watched that one in highschool, my teacher was awesome. If you look really closely there's a joke hidden in my first comment. Try to find it! go aHEAD take a SHOT!

  • @D1vid3By0 I see the joke (in both the original post and your reply)

  • 1:51 no pun intended

  • Ohhhh the humanity!

  • "kwel? alright thanks." -JFK

  • hahahhaa amir

  • I hate seeing top comments about top comments because then I never know what the previous top comments were.

  • @naturallysodiumfree Comment-ception

  • @naturallysodiumfree Yo dawg, I heard you like top comments.

  • @naturallysodiumfree you just did what you hate and im doing it right now

  • @naturallysodiumfree Oh the irony... (seriously, don't thumbs this up)

  • @naturallysodiumfree TOP COMMENT-CEPTION

  • @naturallysodiumfree And I hate seeing top comments about top comments talking about top comments. lol

  • @naturallysodiumfree yo dawg, we heard you like top comments, so gave you a top comment about top comments about finding top comments.

  • @naturallysodiumfree you just did it again :)

  • 1:50ish "Right off the bat". Nice pun, Lou.

  • This is dumb they are talking for the people

  • when Herbert Morrison said "Oh the humanity" he was referring to the mass of people on the ground...

  • Those god damn commies!! 

  • You gotta love Amir!

  • I like the right off the bat pun

  • Amir was an astronaut.

  • JFK LMAO!!!!!! xD

  • ONE SMALL STEP FOR "A" MAN! Damn it Neil! Okay, reset the stage.

  • Did anyone else come to this video from the roast of amir?

  • Lol I love when I'm thinking of what I was gonna comment and than someone else has also said it

  • Lol the part with the astronauts has Amir in it :)

  • yeyyyy Jake :D

  • I love how the second top comment is a reply to the first which was also a reply to a previous first top comment

  • the other astronaut with neil armstrong is Amir xD

  • buzz aldrin is amir

  • This is getting way more complicated than it needs to be. LMFAO

  • I thought it was real until the moon one! *facepalm*

  • 0:45 Toby? :D

  • @TheBlueHorse22 its Sam.

  • Amir on the moon (:

  • lol amir is on the moon

  • lol amir is on the moon

  • Was the Kennedy one real? If not, then fantastic job.

  • One of their best.

  • the moon one is the funniest lol

  • Lol. Buzz Aldrin is Amir.

  • @Zidane4100 Great going, you ruined it!

  • I didn't like the hindenburg one though. Horrible memories.

  • You know, according to Doctor Who... There was a clip of the Silents during that moon landing.

  • Jake and Amir were the first people on the moon?

  • @fan518 but it's sam's voice

  • Stupid.

  • 1:10 Jake and Amir #160: Jake and Amir Go To The Moon

  • @JustCasualGRENNAN but it's sam's voice

  • @iLiKeCeRe yeah i know they should've put Jake's voice in there lol

  • oooooooooh college humor edited these moments well i think so cuz i think amirs talkin on the moon part

  • IT BURST INTO FLAMES IT BURST INTO FLAMES!