Neil Armstrong's "One small step for man" speech was actually edited into the moon landing footage. It has been proven that Mr.Armstrong's original comment when landing on the surface of the moon was "First!"
Guys No Body like seriously totally NOBODY, I mean humanbeing as gone to MOON..... I am an American and I know that loom facts..... Our government playin us and we all know that ! Peace out!
@ElectrifyingHuman im a fellow american,and it has been proven,in many ways that humans have been to the moon.. and if you would use proper grammer next time that would be great.
@ipodkilledtheradio I'm a fellow American and it has been proved in many ways that humans have been to the moon...and if you would use proper grammar next time it would be great.
Question for you, zep. dude. If someone shoved a roman candle up your sister's asshole and lit it up, would you see any humour in it? I'm sure half of your military and college students would, that's exactly how stupid most of you have become....lighten up? You don't have a clue what's going on in the world. Go have another beer and jerk off to Katy Perry, that's about all you're probably good at.
Hey Zeppelin dude, who are you to tell ME what I need to do? You Tube is a forum for self expression and freedom of speech, which is exactly what I am exercising. What are you exercising, if anything??? Obviously you have a narrow view of reality as a whole. he he he! Let me guess, born in the u.s.a.???
As a population Asians and Jews have higher than average IQ.. but true intelligence isn't just about IQ scores. There's innovation, creativity, cunning, strategy, experience... so many things to consider.
Stop generalizing about races and focus on the individual. Genghis Khan didnt rule the largest empire because he was Asian, he ruled because he was fucking Genghis Khan.
Making "fun" of tragic situations in the past where innocent people died senselessly proves yet again how stupid and ignorant the average american has become! america is in the toilet, and it's about to get flushed into the sewers it has helped to create itself. Shame on you, J.F.K. was murdered because he actually gave a shit and wanted at least the middle class to have a real voice in power....look at what's happened since his untimely demise...your arrogance is sickening! and the Hindenburg??
@estudiorudolpho Wow, you really need to lighten up. There is a time and place for comedy, and serious debate of issues. Youtube is a place for comedy, definitely not serious (or intelligent) debate.
shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! Argue about races, ethnicity, and all of that bullshit in a video no one watches! Although it doesn't hurt to argue over it in Rebecca Black's Friday music video...
@Aiyiyiyiify not all americans are arrogant. So, which ones are you speaking of? Calling people arrogant or telling them off, doesn't make YOU as a person, less arrogant.
No, but that was how a lot of people felt, back then.
In those days, the Olympics didn't allow professional athletes, so the US team was mostly college guys, up against the Soviets (Russians), who were, more or less, professionals, and were dominating the games.
So yeah, with that storybook, last minute, come-from-behind victory for the Americans, it really did feel good to, "kick those fuckin' Commie bastards asses", and send them home, losers.
Generally, Asian school standards are higher than North American (generally). So, basically, what I (Canadian) learned in grade 8, some of my friends who came from the school system in Asia learned in Grade 5 or 6. This doesn't mean that 'Asians are smarter', because if American children went through the same schooling 'Asians' did, they would be 'smart' too.
@TQOMify "Asian" test scores are only based on the percentage of them going to schools designed for education. Not all of them go to school. If you based it on the entire population like you did with Americans it would actually show a better American average. That'd be like comparing America's top 10% with chinas entire education system.
@buckeyeinblack Nixon was the outgoing Vice President (Eisenhower's VP from '53 to '61). He was sitting next to the incoming Vice President (Johnson). Just like Eisenhower, the outgoing President was sitting next to incoming President Kennedy.
Tradition forced Nixon to attend. Just like Gore was at Bush's inauguration in 2001 and Humphrey was at Nixon's in 1969.
@Aiyiyiyiify the main problem with americans is their arrogance. case in point, you. show some humility. asians are much more intelligent than americans, yet they don't boast about it so much.
@TQOMify "Asians are much more intelligent"? That's an incredibly racist generalization. Are you talking about Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Laosian, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Indonesian, what? Some of those cultures are as different as night and day. And how do you know all Americans are arrogant? Are you basing this on what other people tell you, or have you actually spent a lot of time there as I have? The fact you couldn't ackowledge them for landing on the moon proves you're biased.
@Aiyiyiyiify I agree with yu, and im asian, i know dumb asians and smart asian i know dumb americans and smart americans, i knwo arrogant americans and non-arrogant americans, and same with other races, Every ONE, is different in Lodz of different way,x I agree witth whaat yaah said aiyiyiyiify
@Aiyiyiyiify lol getting mad because people compliment another race? get over it and its not racism its just a stereotype, and stereotypes aren't always bad. trying to type out a better comment on a goofy youtube vid than you do in school or w/e u do in life isn't much of an accomplishment, how bout u stop getting mad at some one on the internet and just take it all in.
@Aiyiyiyiify lol its racist if i say "another race"? HAHA, your not racist if you say "another race" if you think everyone in the world is the same race then you are blind, maybe what you meant was everyone is the same NO MATTER what race the are. I guess some people cant understand that everyone isn't the same and THATS NOT A BAD THING. Racism is when some discriminates against you, i am no being racist because i acknowledged that someone is another race than me, if i treat them differently tho
lol - What do you mean by race? Ethnic background? If so then you must provide details about what "tribal" ethnic groups your genes describe. The only race is the "human" race. If you want to classify people by "ethnic" background then use the correct terminology which is "ETHNIC\GENETIC BACKGROUND".
Everybody is the same except for the fact that they are adapted to different conditions determined by the most successful genetic patterns in such organism's birthplace which are also determined by the priority of the parent's use of such genes which are inherited to better adapt the organism to it's life time condition.
@oldwolf147 Yeah, like, if an african family moved to the more northern parts of the world, in some generations, they wouldn't have as dark skin as the ones that moved there first.
@DigitalKi11er911 There is only one race. The HUMAN race. And the other guy said asian people are the smartest, which is incorrect. Many asian countries are overpopulated, which means there will be many smart people. There are many well educated people in asian countries because education is more important in some asian countries than in other parts of the world.
@DigitalKi11er911 I guess you've never heard of Burma or North Korea where they intentionally misinform the masses. And you were not paying us Asians (the race) a compliment by labeling us under some stereotype. I applaud Aiyiyiyiify for pointing out that even though we Asians share some similar outward features, the cultures are totally different.
@Aiyiyiyiify Except you name all the Asian cultures known for pointy eyes then complain about racism like you're not arrogant and don't see how exclusive you are. You failed to mention Russians and only focused on Southeastern Asian countries and cultures. What of Russia? And the moon landing never happened. That was staged. Also, Asians as a whole are more intelligent than America proven by the fact that without them and would be absolutely nothing. Compare the economies. They win.
@iburyyoass The economies are also VERY different. Japan (my parents' country) and South Korea have a sturdy capitalist economy whereas places like North Korea have rampant starvation as a result of their leaders squandering money on stupid stuff and China saves money with sweatshops and only providing health care for one child in every family. So, yeah, their economies win but their people certainly don't. Oh, and we "Asians" made the word describe the race, so don't blame him.
@iburyyoass Really? That's what you're going to nail him on? Because he didn't mention Russian or Indian on a list? He didn't mention Filipino either. You didn't have to use a racist description like "pointy eyes" when you could've said "epithelial flap". Also you should travel to some of those places outside of the metropolitan areas where millinons of people live in squalor that apparently didn't get the message that their economies are booming.
@MyrkridiaDude That last sentence implies that there are some places without slums. Also, racist descriptions appeal to more people than technical terms, therefore setting an argument to more people. Learn to type.
@iburyyoass Why? Because I made a typo on the word "millions"? That's the sort of thing desperate people point out. And you can't even comprehend how bad slums can get until you've visited places like Calcutta. But go right ahead and live in whichever reality you find most suitable, and if you want to live in a reality where the moon landing was a hoax and the Soviets graciously refused to point it out then who am I to stop you? Go right on ahead, kid.
@MyrkridiaDude Chill, chill. There are two sides to every story. Of course some people would be skeptical. Soviets were first in space, but we're first on the moon? Look at it a bit closer, and there is some truth behind their words. They were the first to crash on the moon. We're the first to have an actual successful moon landing. Of course If people looked a bit closer, we weren't that far behind the soviets in getting to space. A month or two off but we did get to space.
@iburyyoass Also I am not an American as your first sentence implied. I am Belizean, so that makes me an arrogant Belizean. And If you don't think the moon landing was real then just ask the Russians. Who got the first satellite into space? The Soviets. Who put the first man in space? The Soviets. Who were the most pissed off when the Americans got to the moon? The Soviets. Who had the most to gain by disproving the Americans landed on the moon? The Soviets. So why didn't they?
@Aiyiyiyiify Exactly, the Russians had the first man in space, the first satellite in space, and the first woman in space as well. The U.S. Government made the people believe that the moon landing was real so that the American people would be more nationalistic and want to help the country and government. They didn't bother trying to disprove it because they realized that the American people would do it on their own and therefore had no need to continue attempting to disprove it.
@iburyyoass Wow...you're an idiot conspiracy theorist. I also find that when people hate something they'll believe just about anything about that thing as long as it's bad. That's why Holocaust deniers are pretty much made of anti-Semites.
@Aiyiyiyiify Actually he's probably talking about Chinese, Japanese, South Koreans and not as much about the Vietnamese and the Indonesians.
It's not racist to say that a higher proportion of Asians have higher IQ's and are more successful than all other ethnic groups in America. It's true, but it's not an intrinsic trait, and there is no reason why other groups can't reach the level many Asians are on. It's just a difference in culture and values.
@zeppelin2224 Statisically-speaking that's true in the US and of course you can never just assume that that is true for each individual since everyone is different. But the guy I was responding to was making a very convoluted point that reinforced the idea that all Asians are the same and that all Americans are arrogant. Or that Americans cannot be Asian. It was just ignorant and it started over something he said a month ago. He was not making the point you're making.
@Aiyiyiyiify acknowledge,but laying that beside... In my opinion the most of the Japanese race are clever(If you have seen how they are being educated from young to old in some schools). I've never really tried to do good in school,but some of them already planned out what their future goals were/are o.o...Also,I think you don't really know the definition of "arrogance",but in my case I admire the Chinese and the Japanese(Just look at what they've achieved in 100 years).
@Aiyiyiyiify All people are different no matter where they come from they develop personalities based on experiences there fore it doesn't matter where they are talking about stereotypes are bullshit however, they do make great comedy so long as their are a fair amount of stereotypes for every race.
what the hell, top comments? They're not even remotely related to the freakin video. Stop being a thumbs up whore, and type something relative. Like that term paper that is due next week, or that expense report your boss told you to write up, but you forgot, and got fired, so you went home beat your wife, and dropped kick your baby into orbit
@D1vid3By0 There was one time when he was in West Germany, giving a speech, and said in German, "I am a jelly doughnut". I wish I were making that up, but the sad thing is that it is true. It was part of History Channel's 100 funniest political moments countdown.
Yea, I watched that one in highschool, my teacher was awesome. If you look really closely there's a joke hidden in my first comment. Try to find it! go aHEAD take a SHOT!
Neil Armstrong's "One small step for man" speech was actually edited into the moon landing footage. It has been proven that Mr.Armstrong's original comment when landing on the surface of the moon was "First!"
GdoubleWB 13 hours ago
oh neil armstrong....overshadowing buzz alderon once again
blatantlyable 2 days ago
lmfao@ the hockey one
Pamure8 2 days ago
lol amir on the moon
TheGabeification 3 days ago
@ElectrifyingHuman you are the biggest idiot ever
HannahAnimatorTV 3 days ago
Guys No Body like seriously totally NOBODY, I mean humanbeing as gone to MOON..... I am an American and I know that loom facts..... Our government playin us and we all know that ! Peace out!
ElectrifyingHuman 6 days ago
@ElectrifyingHuman Can you rephrase that in English? Also with proper grammar?
zisker1997 6 days ago
@ElectrifyingHuman im a fellow american,and it has been proven,in many ways that humans have been to the moon.. and if you would use proper grammer next time that would be great.
ipodkilledtheradio 3 days ago
@ipodkilledtheradio grammar
DOWORKINATOR 2 days ago
@ipodkilledtheradio I'm a fellow American and it has been proved in many ways that humans have been to the moon...and if you would use proper grammar next time it would be great.
DOWORKINATOR 2 days ago
@ipodkilledtheradio just helping a brother out
DOWORKINATOR 2 days ago
lol the Hindenburg came out the same...
hifeyracer 1 week ago
thats amir at 1:20
7n2a1o96 1 week ago
@estudiorudolpho troll alert
STUDDADDY007 1 week ago
Amir was Buzz Aldrin
benbbxc 1 week ago
Just...bad
lezeloser 2 weeks ago
Question for you, zep. dude. If someone shoved a roman candle up your sister's asshole and lit it up, would you see any humour in it? I'm sure half of your military and college students would, that's exactly how stupid most of you have become....lighten up? You don't have a clue what's going on in the world. Go have another beer and jerk off to Katy Perry, that's about all you're probably good at.
estudiorudolpho 2 weeks ago
Hey Zeppelin dude, who are you to tell ME what I need to do? You Tube is a forum for self expression and freedom of speech, which is exactly what I am exercising. What are you exercising, if anything??? Obviously you have a narrow view of reality as a whole. he he he! Let me guess, born in the u.s.a.???
estudiorudolpho 2 weeks ago
As a population Asians and Jews have higher than average IQ.. but true intelligence isn't just about IQ scores. There's innovation, creativity, cunning, strategy, experience... so many things to consider.
Stop generalizing about races and focus on the individual. Genghis Khan didnt rule the largest empire because he was Asian, he ruled because he was fucking Genghis Khan.
jerz211 2 weeks ago
Making "fun" of tragic situations in the past where innocent people died senselessly proves yet again how stupid and ignorant the average american has become! america is in the toilet, and it's about to get flushed into the sewers it has helped to create itself. Shame on you, J.F.K. was murdered because he actually gave a shit and wanted at least the middle class to have a real voice in power....look at what's happened since his untimely demise...your arrogance is sickening! and the Hindenburg??
estudiorudolpho 2 weeks ago
@estudiorudolpho Wow, you really need to lighten up. There is a time and place for comedy, and serious debate of issues. Youtube is a place for comedy, definitely not serious (or intelligent) debate.
zeppelin2224 2 weeks ago
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yinge101 2 weeks ago
Amir?
AutumnCherry 2 weeks ago
Is the 2nd guy on the moon the voice of Amir ?!?!? Ahhhhhh !! >.<
savysavs7 3 weeks ago 5
the astronaut one was fucking hilarious
volleyballslammerr 3 weeks ago
i im the first one in like a whole day didnt respond to any comments
MrNotaterrorist 3 weeks ago
shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! Argue about races, ethnicity, and all of that bullshit in a video no one watches! Although it doesn't hurt to argue over it in Rebecca Black's Friday music video...
universialpasserby22 3 weeks ago
@Aiyiyiyiify not all americans are arrogant. So, which ones are you speaking of? Calling people arrogant or telling them off, doesn't make YOU as a person, less arrogant.
tulsarealtor1 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
God your videos are terrible
crazyredneck171 3 weeks ago
Now I really want a muffin...
ROFlyoshi 3 weeks ago
Funny how they're all American............
BasilFawlty4444 4 weeks ago
@BasilFawlty4444 Spot on :D
MegaBootyFucker 4 weeks ago
That's one small step for man, but a giant blow for the cheese industry.
quadoodle00 4 weeks ago
Please tell me you guys know this is fake? because there are quite a few comments thinking otherwise...
DefendinMyBase 4 weeks ago
@DefendinMyBase It is. You can tell it is Amir during the moon scene.
1arithehun 3 weeks ago
Was the hockey one real with the commy bastard part?
ContinentalPatriot 1 month ago
@ContinentalPatriot
No, but that was how a lot of people felt, back then.
In those days, the Olympics didn't allow professional athletes, so the US team was mostly college guys, up against the Soviets (Russians), who were, more or less, professionals, and were dominating the games.
So yeah, with that storybook, last minute, come-from-behind victory for the Americans, it really did feel good to, "kick those fuckin' Commie bastards asses", and send them home, losers.
skeilak 1 month ago
@skeilak Lol well someone needs to cut out just that part and post it
ContinentalPatriot 1 month ago
Generally, Asian school standards are higher than North American (generally). So, basically, what I (Canadian) learned in grade 8, some of my friends who came from the school system in Asia learned in Grade 5 or 6. This doesn't mean that 'Asians are smarter', because if American children went through the same schooling 'Asians' did, they would be 'smart' too.
NickOfferMediaArts 1 month ago
Was the hockey one real?
Victus96 1 month ago
so the astronauts really were actors...
freedomphamt0m 1 month ago
I wonder what edited Bush quotes will sound like in the future.
Ormesalypt 1 month ago
Can someone, anyone get rid of these fucking adds? Fuck currency get entertainment!
banjoswagon 1 month ago
@banjoswagon You can, get addblock plus for Firefox
ESELkoek 1 month ago
@ESELkoek oh thank you haha
banjoswagon 1 month ago
I love to see those commie bastereds cry! XD
nadabatcha 1 month ago
I hate seeing top comments about top comments about top comments because then i wonder what the previous top comments about top comments were.
MrGingerpower 1 month ago
@TQOMify "Asian" test scores are only based on the percentage of them going to schools designed for education. Not all of them go to school. If you based it on the entire population like you did with Americans it would actually show a better American average. That'd be like comparing America's top 10% with chinas entire education system.
sharkbayer1 1 month ago
The best one was the Neil Armstrong
TheFalsified 1 month ago
Is that Nixon sitting next to Johnson?
buckeyeinblack 1 month ago
@buckeyeinblack Sure as hell looks like it.
mabiniss2 1 month ago
@buckeyeinblack Nixon was the outgoing Vice President (Eisenhower's VP from '53 to '61). He was sitting next to the incoming Vice President (Johnson). Just like Eisenhower, the outgoing President was sitting next to incoming President Kennedy.
Tradition forced Nixon to attend. Just like Gore was at Bush's inauguration in 2001 and Humphrey was at Nixon's in 1969.
TimThomason 1 month ago
if jake and amir were on the moon that would be the funniest thing everrrrrr
Musician4231 1 month ago 2
Commie bastards!
Sphinn 1 month ago
SO MUCH SHRIMP COCKTAIL! fuckin commercials
endmostdavis 1 month ago 15
@endmostdavis first time 5 was it, i thought it was the actuall vid and was like WTF???
VideogamePianoMan 1 month ago
i wouldn't say it's bad pretty funny but not the best college humor video
destructoidreaper3 1 month ago
Guy: I invented "milk"!
Bystander: What is milk?
Guy: It comes from cows!
Bystander: How do you get it?
*Guy demonstrates*
Guy: See?
Bystander: What were you doing to the cow?
SomeRandomDudez101 2 months ago
are thesse all real?
hahahahayaa 2 months ago
@hahahahayaa Yes. Completely real!
j0hnnyTwoTimes 2 months ago
@hahahahayaa yeah
Kaboomerz03 2 months ago
gtfo both of u...
dinimitisback 2 months ago
@Itsapenalty "Oh, the humanity" was referring to all the humans being burned alive on the Hindenberg.
10INTM 2 months ago
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TQOMify 2 months ago
@TQOMify That might be a compelling argument if these were real soundbites and we were not watching footage of Americans LANDING ON THE FUCKING MOON!
Aiyiyiyiify 2 months ago
@Aiyiyiyiify the main problem with americans is their arrogance. case in point, you. show some humility. asians are much more intelligent than americans, yet they don't boast about it so much.
TQOMify 2 months ago
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@TQOMify You are the arrogant bastard, and you know why.
0816M3RC 2 months ago
@TQOMify "Asians are much more intelligent"? That's an incredibly racist generalization. Are you talking about Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Laosian, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Indonesian, what? Some of those cultures are as different as night and day. And how do you know all Americans are arrogant? Are you basing this on what other people tell you, or have you actually spent a lot of time there as I have? The fact you couldn't ackowledge them for landing on the moon proves you're biased.
Aiyiyiyiify 1 month ago 71
@Aiyiyiyiify I agree with yu, and im asian, i know dumb asians and smart asian i know dumb americans and smart americans, i knwo arrogant americans and non-arrogant americans, and same with other races, Every ONE, is different in Lodz of different way,x I agree witth whaat yaah said aiyiyiyiify
Mazrocks810 4 weeks ago
@Aiyiyiyiify Damn...
jarredny 3 weeks ago
@Aiyiyiyiify lol getting mad because people compliment another race? get over it and its not racism its just a stereotype, and stereotypes aren't always bad. trying to type out a better comment on a goofy youtube vid than you do in school or w/e u do in life isn't much of an accomplishment, how bout u stop getting mad at some one on the internet and just take it all in.
DigitalKi11er911 3 weeks ago
@DigitalKi11er911 By saying "Another Race", your being racist, we are all the same race.
TheLTAProductions 3 weeks ago
@Aiyiyiyiify lol its racist if i say "another race"? HAHA, your not racist if you say "another race" if you think everyone in the world is the same race then you are blind, maybe what you meant was everyone is the same NO MATTER what race the are. I guess some people cant understand that everyone isn't the same and THATS NOT A BAD THING. Racism is when some discriminates against you, i am no being racist because i acknowledged that someone is another race than me, if i treat them differently tho
DigitalKi11er911 3 weeks ago
@DigitalKi11er911
lol - What do you mean by race? Ethnic background? If so then you must provide details about what "tribal" ethnic groups your genes describe. The only race is the "human" race. If you want to classify people by "ethnic" background then use the correct terminology which is "ETHNIC\GENETIC BACKGROUND".
oldwolf147 3 weeks ago
@DigitalKi11er911
Everybody is the same except for the fact that they are adapted to different conditions determined by the most successful genetic patterns in such organism's birthplace which are also determined by the priority of the parent's use of such genes which are inherited to better adapt the organism to it's life time condition.
oldwolf147 3 weeks ago
@oldwolf147 Yeah, like, if an african family moved to the more northern parts of the world, in some generations, they wouldn't have as dark skin as the ones that moved there first.
InforcedHellCrusader 3 weeks ago
@DigitalKi11er911 There is only one race. The HUMAN race. And the other guy said asian people are the smartest, which is incorrect. Many asian countries are overpopulated, which means there will be many smart people. There are many well educated people in asian countries because education is more important in some asian countries than in other parts of the world.
InforcedHellCrusader 3 weeks ago
@DigitalKi11er911 I guess you've never heard of Burma or North Korea where they intentionally misinform the masses. And you were not paying us Asians (the race) a compliment by labeling us under some stereotype. I applaud Aiyiyiyiify for pointing out that even though we Asians share some similar outward features, the cultures are totally different.
JOdawla5 3 weeks ago
@Aiyiyiyiify Except you name all the Asian cultures known for pointy eyes then complain about racism like you're not arrogant and don't see how exclusive you are. You failed to mention Russians and only focused on Southeastern Asian countries and cultures. What of Russia? And the moon landing never happened. That was staged. Also, Asians as a whole are more intelligent than America proven by the fact that without them and would be absolutely nothing. Compare the economies. They win.
iburyyoass 3 weeks ago
@iburyyoass Read the original comment that Aiyiyiyiify was responding to, moron. The guy was using it in the context of race.
DoomedITellsYa 3 weeks ago
@iburyyoass The guy was using the word "Asian" as it typically gets used; and I was challenging that use.
Aiyiyiyiify 3 weeks ago
@iburyyoass The economies are also VERY different. Japan (my parents' country) and South Korea have a sturdy capitalist economy whereas places like North Korea have rampant starvation as a result of their leaders squandering money on stupid stuff and China saves money with sweatshops and only providing health care for one child in every family. So, yeah, their economies win but their people certainly don't. Oh, and we "Asians" made the word describe the race, so don't blame him.
JOdawla5 3 weeks ago
@iburyyoass Really? That's what you're going to nail him on? Because he didn't mention Russian or Indian on a list? He didn't mention Filipino either. You didn't have to use a racist description like "pointy eyes" when you could've said "epithelial flap". Also you should travel to some of those places outside of the metropolitan areas where millinons of people live in squalor that apparently didn't get the message that their economies are booming.
MyrkridiaDude 3 weeks ago
@MyrkridiaDude That last sentence implies that there are some places without slums. Also, racist descriptions appeal to more people than technical terms, therefore setting an argument to more people. Learn to type.
iburyyoass 3 weeks ago
@iburyyoass Why? Because I made a typo on the word "millions"? That's the sort of thing desperate people point out. And you can't even comprehend how bad slums can get until you've visited places like Calcutta. But go right ahead and live in whichever reality you find most suitable, and if you want to live in a reality where the moon landing was a hoax and the Soviets graciously refused to point it out then who am I to stop you? Go right on ahead, kid.
MyrkridiaDude 3 weeks ago
@MyrkridiaDude Chill, chill. There are two sides to every story. Of course some people would be skeptical. Soviets were first in space, but we're first on the moon? Look at it a bit closer, and there is some truth behind their words. They were the first to crash on the moon. We're the first to have an actual successful moon landing. Of course If people looked a bit closer, we weren't that far behind the soviets in getting to space. A month or two off but we did get to space.
Nodd93 3 weeks ago
@iburyyoass OMG, you're right! YouTube "mitchell webb moon landing". It's a short video from England that demonstrates what really happened.
MeLikeyLikey100 3 weeks ago
@iburyyoass Also I am not an American as your first sentence implied. I am Belizean, so that makes me an arrogant Belizean. And If you don't think the moon landing was real then just ask the Russians. Who got the first satellite into space? The Soviets. Who put the first man in space? The Soviets. Who were the most pissed off when the Americans got to the moon? The Soviets. Who had the most to gain by disproving the Americans landed on the moon? The Soviets. So why didn't they?
Aiyiyiyiify 3 weeks ago 6
@Aiyiyiyiify Exactly, the Russians had the first man in space, the first satellite in space, and the first woman in space as well. The U.S. Government made the people believe that the moon landing was real so that the American people would be more nationalistic and want to help the country and government. They didn't bother trying to disprove it because they realized that the American people would do it on their own and therefore had no need to continue attempting to disprove it.
iburyyoass 3 weeks ago
@iburyyoass Wow...you're an idiot conspiracy theorist. I also find that when people hate something they'll believe just about anything about that thing as long as it's bad. That's why Holocaust deniers are pretty much made of anti-Semites.
Aiyiyiyiify 3 weeks ago
@Aiyiyiyiify Does this get me a 10/10?
iburyyoass 3 weeks ago
@Aiyiyiyiify Shut the fuck up, no one cares about your conspiracy theories.
spoogeling 17 hours ago
@Aiyiyiyiify Actually he's probably talking about Chinese, Japanese, South Koreans and not as much about the Vietnamese and the Indonesians.
It's not racist to say that a higher proportion of Asians have higher IQ's and are more successful than all other ethnic groups in America. It's true, but it's not an intrinsic trait, and there is no reason why other groups can't reach the level many Asians are on. It's just a difference in culture and values.
zeppelin2224 2 weeks ago
@zeppelin2224 Statisically-speaking that's true in the US and of course you can never just assume that that is true for each individual since everyone is different. But the guy I was responding to was making a very convoluted point that reinforced the idea that all Asians are the same and that all Americans are arrogant. Or that Americans cannot be Asian. It was just ignorant and it started over something he said a month ago. He was not making the point you're making.
Aiyiyiyiify 2 weeks ago
@Aiyiyiyiify moon landing was a myth!!!!!!! =p
SDNDxShotgunZ 2 weeks ago
@Aiyiyiyiify acknowledge,but laying that beside... In my opinion the most of the Japanese race are clever(If you have seen how they are being educated from young to old in some schools). I've never really tried to do good in school,but some of them already planned out what their future goals were/are o.o...Also,I think you don't really know the definition of "arrogance",but in my case I admire the Chinese and the Japanese(Just look at what they've achieved in 100 years).
Downbrokenhearts 2 weeks ago
@Aiyiyiyiify All people are different no matter where they come from they develop personalities based on experiences there fore it doesn't matter where they are talking about stereotypes are bullshit however, they do make great comedy so long as their are a fair amount of stereotypes for every race.
MineMurphydog 1 week ago
@TQOMify your so ignorant. according to your logic, you must be american
mrbighit50 1 month ago
Damn it now i have to look for zidane4100 comment.
smokey1811 2 months ago
"ohhh the humanity" hahah that made my day
randomguy2274 2 months ago
lol the JFK one. "like if you're country asked for a muffin...no..wait.." hahaha
metalmilitia137 2 months ago
I hate when top comments are about hating top comments....
ItsMikelNotMichael 2 months ago
haha jfk
teeniebikinixo 2 months ago
I hate top comments that are the same... and by the same person.... about top comments about top comments :P
MinecraftDiaries 2 months ago
I just plain straight up hate top comments.
absurdrhino 2 months ago
@absurdrhino Stop
rabbitrace12 2 months ago
Amir the astronaut
amarbirkumar 2 months ago 14
Lou Gehrig is a beast.
Awesome4orce 2 months ago
It was pretty funny until they made fun of Lou Gerig then I got pissed
Nightfang210 2 months ago
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sadly, the paragraph full of cliched comments is now also cliched
ROBOOT103 2 months ago
OH GOD AMIR ON 2 PLANTS OoO!!!!!!!
*both explode at the same time*
mrsoctagoneapus 3 months ago
ok so the top comments are about the previous top comments that we never see and now this is the top comment.
mlmiraglia99 3 months ago
JFK sounds like caboose from red vs blue
AL4DZOMBIE 3 months ago
Amir - Second Man on the Moon
KnitWit191 3 months ago
what the hell, top comments? They're not even remotely related to the freakin video. Stop being a thumbs up whore, and type something relative. Like that term paper that is due next week, or that expense report your boss told you to write up, but you forgot, and got fired, so you went home beat your wife, and dropped kick your baby into orbit
mancak35 3 months ago 3
when they wrote all other people on the us constitution and a black guy walked in with the lunch
MrBackwardssdrawkcab 3 months ago
HOLY SHIT! AMIR WENT TO THE MOON
Sinistarrrrrrrrr 3 months ago 80
Amir was the second guy on the moon!!
coolguy716 3 months ago
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autumntree2011 3 months ago
thumbs up if you know who wrote this sketch
maxjacobson1 3 months ago
The commy thing was over doing it...
MrPeVille 3 months ago
i feel sorry for buzz aldrin.
guitarhamster102 4 months ago
The JFK one was mind-blowing.
D1vid3By0 4 months ago
@D1vid3By0 There was one time when he was in West Germany, giving a speech, and said in German, "I am a jelly doughnut". I wish I were making that up, but the sad thing is that it is true. It was part of History Channel's 100 funniest political moments countdown.
LeeTaeRyeo 3 months ago
@LeeTaeRyeo
Yea, I watched that one in highschool, my teacher was awesome. If you look really closely there's a joke hidden in my first comment. Try to find it! go aHEAD take a SHOT!
D1vid3By0 3 months ago
@D1vid3By0 I see the joke (in both the original post and your reply)
LeeTaeRyeo 3 months ago
1:51 no pun intended
Paxiphon 4 months ago
Ohhhh the humanity!
Itsapenalty 4 months ago
"kwel? alright thanks." -JFK
GamingIsTheBest 4 months ago
hahahhaa amir
CamiTacos 4 months ago
I hate seeing top comments about top comments because then I never know what the previous top comments were.
naturallysodiumfree 4 months ago 212
@naturallysodiumfree Comment-ception
MrNoemise 3 months ago
@naturallysodiumfree Yo dawg, I heard you like top comments.
hark2e 3 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
@naturallysodiumfree you just did what you hate and im doing it right now
DonVJ321 3 months ago
@naturallysodiumfree Oh the irony... (seriously, don't thumbs this up)
Kabuto1651 3 months ago
@naturallysodiumfree TOP COMMENT-CEPTION
SerjTankianlol 2 months ago
@naturallysodiumfree And I hate seeing top comments about top comments talking about top comments. lol
planetary109 2 months ago
@naturallysodiumfree yo dawg, we heard you like top comments, so gave you a top comment about top comments about finding top comments.
TheXstrat 1 month ago
@naturallysodiumfree you just did it again :)
MegaPanzers1 1 month ago
@naturallysodiumfree so meta
BearWindAppleyard 1 month ago
1:50ish "Right off the bat". Nice pun, Lou.
MineRealmLive 4 months ago
This is dumb they are talking for the people
PeRu642 4 months ago
when Herbert Morrison said "Oh the humanity" he was referring to the mass of people on the ground...
BoaVenom18 4 months ago
Those god damn commies!!
TheIcelandicPatriot 4 months ago
You gotta love Amir!
iLiKeCeRe 4 months ago
I like the right off the bat pun
plybes22 4 months ago
Amir was an astronaut.
MButori1 4 months ago
JFK LMAO!!!!!! xD
mrsoctagoneapus 4 months ago
ONE SMALL STEP FOR "A" MAN! Damn it Neil! Okay, reset the stage.
axelasdf 5 months ago
Did anyone else come to this video from the roast of amir?
99anish9 5 months ago
Lol I love when I'm thinking of what I was gonna comment and than someone else has also said it
cmac238 5 months ago
Lol the part with the astronauts has Amir in it :)
hunzpplworld 5 months ago
yeyyyy Jake :D
DrJowenz 5 months ago
I love how the second top comment is a reply to the first which was also a reply to a previous first top comment
GrinnellHStv 5 months ago
the other astronaut with neil armstrong is Amir xD
parrishowns1 5 months ago
buzz aldrin is amir
WAV8RY 5 months ago
This is getting way more complicated than it needs to be. LMFAO
living3111 5 months ago
I thought it was real until the moon one! *facepalm*
MrPneumonia 5 months ago
0:45 Toby? :D
TheBlueHorse22 5 months ago
@TheBlueHorse22 its Sam.
theGREXify 5 months ago
Amir on the moon (:
stellabluelulu 5 months ago
lol amir is on the moon
Whatwhohuhidk 6 months ago
lol amir is on the moon
Whatwhohuhidk 6 months ago
Was the Kennedy one real? If not, then fantastic job.
Potatoxpotahto 6 months ago
One of their best.
nathancoppens 6 months ago
the moon one is the funniest lol
violagirl102 6 months ago
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Jake and Amir in space.
sheliedalldaylong 6 months ago
Lol. Buzz Aldrin is Amir.
khonsmosis 6 months ago
@Zidane4100 Great going, you ruined it!
MrSamuel745 6 months ago
I didn't like the hindenburg one though. Horrible memories.
recordnerd21 6 months ago
You know, according to Doctor Who... There was a clip of the Silents during that moon landing.
ToothpasteCannon 6 months ago
Jake and Amir were the first people on the moon?
fan518 6 months ago 7
@fan518 but it's sam's voice
iLiKeCeRe 6 months ago
Stupid.
Casanuda 6 months ago
1:10 Jake and Amir #160: Jake and Amir Go To The Moon
JustCasualGRENNAN 6 months ago
@JustCasualGRENNAN but it's sam's voice
iLiKeCeRe 6 months ago
@iLiKeCeRe yeah i know they should've put Jake's voice in there lol
JustCasualGRENNAN 6 months ago
oooooooooh college humor edited these moments well i think so cuz i think amirs talkin on the moon part
Jokerk1d 7 months ago
IT BURST INTO FLAMES IT BURST INTO FLAMES!
Heiress2destruct 7 months ago