Touhou Soccer 2: Mima's Twilight Spark

[TouhouTV]

If Kaguya had Mima, there wouldn't be any space left in her last Spellcard to dodge.

[CreepyBreadSticks]

Touhou Soccer isn't a soccer game.

It's a competition to see who will be first to destroy that dammed ball.

[ghoohg551]

Twilight spark.

Goes through everything but the ball.

[UnendingEmpire]

Rinnosuke: Good job, Mima!  Your Twilight Spark has scored against Team Judges's defense!!

Me: Team Judges? Where? I don't see any Team Judges, just a bunch of corpses.

[theChuckNorice]

Floating in space... the only thing left of our world... are the worst fucking books in history... and the author of them.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUU- THEY ARE THE TWILIGHT BOOKS AND THEIR DVDS>:O!!!! (please no shoop da wooop references please)

[CaptainMarese]

@theChuckNorice FUS ROH DAH!

[PokeDigiSonic]

Even her own teammates knew the world would end if they didn't try to stop it!

Too bad they failed too....

[loveingtetris]

oops i mean 0:02

[loveingtetris]

AWSOME MUSIC! 00:2

[Yurikan]

I think this spell is powered by Mima Fans souls. o o;

[CharacterLimit]

Twilight Spark - the only move that can go through SIX GENSOKYO RESIDENTS and still have enough power to break through the net.

[theChuckNorice]

Oh and fyi, i used exactly 700 of the books in the shape of a dome (i am very specific when it comes to role playing).

[theChuckNorice]

i blocked twilight spark w/ the twilight books as a joke in a 1 on 1 role playing battle, then two days later i saw this and am thinking how impossible (even though the twilight books are good sheilds) that would have been. WTF O_e!

[deathsoul101]

@theChuckNorice yes they are so bad that mima's twilight spark is repelled by them.

[ZiggyR2750]

This is how the world will end.

We'll all be lazer'd by some one playing soccer.

[LimitBreakZero]

She needs to use this twilight on the cast from the other twilight.

[Dewani90]

@LimitBreakZero agreed, and the writter, and the ones from the other movies, and all the fans, guess a giant laser will be good enough if you aim well

[redblueandgray]

Referee: The Rules so no hands.

Mima:Hmm...does it say anything about giant lasers?

Referee:No...

Mima:Perfect

[Ginko200]

ok...Is it normal to shudder everytime you hear that snap

[aut316]

I think I got grazing points all the way over here.

[Nyxlave]

I just now realized... when they're saying something, every single character is in the exact same pose.

Well, it doesn't exactly make any LESS sense than anything else in the game, but...

[HirosamaNadasaki]

stronger than Vegeta's final flash O_O

[prower42]

@HirosamaNadasaki no fucking duh

I dumped DBZ for Touhou.

[TheWillsono]

....and you call it soccer?

[OtakuFreaky]

Key tip to live when playing Touhou: Graze Danmaku.

Key tip to live when playing Touhou Soccer: Graze Soccer Ball.

[Soujiro1987]

LOL, the version I know only had her blow away 3 players + keeper, but HOLY XD

[CaMypau]

Nanoha has i rival.

[XzoahX]

... Why is Where did the city come from? Where did the field go?

What is this? Dragon ball Z soccer with teenaged girls.

(Who are all actually 200 years old)

With soccer.

[xMoonlightxUmbreonx]

Alright...WHOA.

[TheCoal777]

Komachi: Umm Ref, We can't play. The field is messed up.

Referee: It's ok, just play around the rubble.

Komachi: I don't think you understand, there is no field to play on.

[judgejeremy4]

Mima's Twilight Spark VS Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta's Big Bang Kamehameha x100

[Metroid338]

@judgejeremy4 well i have played and watched dragon ball z since i was a kid and gogeta saiyan 4 has some immense power mima does as well so really it depends I don't know exactly though how strong mima's final/twilight spark is at full potential.

[judgejeremy4]

@Metroid338 It would obliterate the universe. (:3)

[Metroid338]

@judgejeremy4 well im just hopeing she doesn't actually hit Gensokyo with it or else Yukari will be a unhappy camper.

[judgejeremy4]

@Metroid338 (^_^)

[EpicFunkey]

CONFIRMED: Mima is now a pegasister.

[Archimonde259]

@EpicFunkey This is Mima's own take on the Orbital Friendship Cannon!

[TheFan630]

By the way, why all touhou caracheters are housemaids? To fit in hentai? :3

[Evilmon2]

@TheFan630 There's only one character that's a maid...

[TheGapYoukai]

@Evilmon2 Three: Sakuya, Yumeko and Ruukoto.

[TheFan630]

@TheGapYoukai Then why some of them loke likes housemaids? :s

[TheGapYoukai]

@TheFan630 Technically, the characters I listed ARE maids. The rest are different species and/or occupation. Welcome to Touhou.

[TheFan630]

@TheGapYoukai thanks

[EurekaNitroProject]

@TheGapYoukai five: yumeko, sakuya, ruukoto, kana and mugetsu.

[TheGapYoukai]

@EurekaNitroProject Whoops... My bad. ^^;

[Trefliner]

So this proves Mima's power can be compared even to Dragon Ball Z.

[swat2555]

I don't know what just happened... but it was ****ing awesome.

[truehammerneji]

what the FUCK just happened...

[BYKBYM1]

is it just me or is this move just hit all the other players before making a goal?

[WarriorCatTigerLuver]

Mima 2012.

YES.

[SuppaErinchan]

@WarriorCatTigerLuver IT'S BECOME ACCEPTABLE!!!!

[ayame22976]

FOUL SHE MURDERED THE BALL THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES

mima:SHUT UP SCREW RULE I HAVE HUGE F**KING WINGS

[Cloudrunner62]

@ayame22976 and green hair.

[BYKBYM1]

@ayame22976 and green hair

[PSshadow92]

.......I wonder how much she studied to learn that technique?

[chelseafcrocks82]

SHE BROKE THE MOON.

TO PLAY FOOTBALL.

YES.

[thepichudude]

@chelseafcrocks82 I KNOW IT'S NOT OVERKILL BY ANY STRETCH OF THE WORD!!!!

why are we yelling?

[thepichudude]

@chelseafcrocks82 I KNOW,IT'S TOTALY NOT OVERKILL BY ANYSTRETCH OF THE WORD!!!!

...why are we yelling?

[NeoSaturos123]

That poor ball...

[KamuiKunitsuna]

...and since this day, the Moon People hated Mima for destroying their home. Well fuck.

[DragonBleu01]

TASTE THAT TWILIGHT SPARK'D, MOTHERFUCKERS~! >:D

[deadboy180]

Hold on a sec, it just knocked through every person on the way, knocked the goalie out the way, and STILL managed to break throught the back of the net? O.O

[Blustorm1]

That soccerball = Gensokyo's sandbag.

[GUILTYGEARIZUKA]

OMR!!! the ball kill 6 people just to escape froms the spar.... ARGH!(7 people)

[NinjaKage100]

fuck DBZ! Touhou all the way >:3

[BlackSwordSaint]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF WAY!!!!!!

[ghhost92]

....now to use this move in actual soccer >:3

[VenomFl55]

hmmm i wonder from what material the ball is? ○.O

[YoYoKirby1]

@VenomFl55 Artificial Chuck Norris

[kurosujiomake]

dat soccer ball

the most powerful existence gensokyo

[MoonrayDrake]

They should include this in all future action movies.

[Maduo]

so.. yeah.. listen.. Mima, kite called.

He wants his twilight bracelet back.

[RedDragonSlayer1988]

This is when the words "Twilight" and "Spark" still defined something awesome.

[Ryan50WAO]

Umm, how is that stadium still standing, how is the ball not torn to shreds, and how is EVERYONE STILL ALIVE!!! Mima has pulled off the impossible XD

[Samanthak76543]

(Mima has a friendly smile) *snap* (the world is blown up)

Meanwhile, in a middle school in California...

Me: Did you hear? Russia just got Twilight Spark'd!

Random Twilight fan: Twilight? Did you say TWILIGHT?! I love Twilight! I didn't know you, a complete nerd, was a fan!

Me: *twitching* I... hate... f*cking.... TWILIGHT!!!!

Twilight Spark'd.

[gameboi9321]

OH NOES! MIMA OPENED A GAP IN THE BARRIER! EVERYONE, INTO GENSOKYO!!!!

[Wilhiemthe2nd]

@gameboi9321 dude if that is what soccer is like in Gensokyo i wouldnt being saying oh noes :)

*runs past barrier*

*runs back into our world*

RUN ITS FLANDRE!

[PatrickT22]

I like how almost everyone tries to block the ball before it's even entered the fucking stadium

[hunterghor23]

@PatrickT22 and still got knocked away!

[fredylifegaming]

Xanadu: using spiritual power from the outside world... The barrier will break!!

Mima: hmph the hakurei barrier isnt that weak

*broke*

this is why the world as we knew exist no more

[bodfe34]

Opponent #4 has been knocked away

Opponent #3 has been knocked away

Opponent #2 has been knocked away

Komachi has been knocked away

Xanadu has been knocked away

Goalkeeper: "Derp, lemme just try and intercept this here ball"

[destroya012]

@bodfe34 I faved this video JUST for this comment XD

[IronKingLeo]

I find it funny that people bring up the vampire series "Twilight" even though this vid has NOTHING to do with it.

The term "twilight" existed before the movie/book/whatever did you know.

[nokion]

3 people found out that Mima's Not a friendly non Ghost

[Kayura5]

this is twilight....THIS! not those frekin sparkling fairy-vamps....*sigh* i hope one day ZUN make a touhou that bring back our lovely Mima-sama.....its soo sad T.T

[royokihokage]

more like shoop da wtf boom spark

[Thorn16]

I love how Komachi and Yamada are basically just "OH SHIT"

[JaRiRa21]

The funniest thing is that Mima wasn't even trying, and she STILL made the most powerful spark of all time. EVER. I don't think Marisa or Yuuka could ever dream of matching that using everything they had. (What's more is that Marisa actually needs an accessory to bring out the strongest stage of her spark, the Final Spark.)

[FuwafuwaNoraneko]

As someone said, The Mother Of All Sparks.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@FuwafuwaNoraneko It was Regris... right?

[SheepFuckerJohn]

Twilight Spark, named by ZUN, who travelled back in time and named the ultimate magical attack for the ultimate magical unicorn.

[ZiggyR2750]

This is what will happen in 2012.

We'll all be lazered by girls playins soccer.

[DizzyArt92]

Vampires are meant to sparkle. Ofcourse. They're all going to sparkle in flames once they're hit by this!

[Coramelimane]

"The Outside World's moment of twilight..."

God Mima, stop being so cool.

[arugizero]

omg

[Pokeeeveegirl]

Einstein once said, "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result."

Personally I say, "Insanity is trying to intercept Miss Mima's Twilight Spark."

[jakcloudhighwind]

This is what Twilight is meant to stand for. Not worthless sparkly vamp!

[Chernobog2]

...

What the hell is that ball made of?

[TheRealVordox]

@Chernobog2 Hourin Elixer.

[lordviggo5]

Why send it straight to the goal if you can knock some opponents out?

[KazeKoichi]

Since when Mima has legs?

[TheRealVordox]

@KazeKoichi Always had, she just hides them when she feels like it.

[Shockz0rz]

I feel like MLPFIM should make a reference to this at some point, considering the main character is named, well, Twilight Sparkle.

[AlchemyFan101]

@Shockz0rz I second this

[masterofall66]

Watched in 1080p and fullscreen.

As advertised... I was NOT disappointed.

[Rider339]

You have to admire the guts of all those that tried to stop the ball. Even though the ball went through the goal, smashed through the stand taking out most of the audience with it before carrying on for 3000 miles obliterrating anything it went through.

[PatrickT22]

I knew Twilight would be the end of us O_O

[unsf8518]

God Damn you weren't kidding in the description! 

[Riikathezombie01]

Now THAT is what twilight should stand for, awesomeness, not sparkly vampires

[o0Cheator0o]

@SkinnyDevil1995

Your ears got spark'd.

[Skinnydevil1995]

Watch this. in HD. Fullscreen. Using a Good headset. Set volume to max. ENJOY. THE TRUE SOUNDS OF SPARK.

[o0Cheator0o]

*Snap*

*big lazor no word can describe*

"EPIC!" is not enough :o !

[Textrosity]

It's amazing what people would do to get a goal in soccer.

[Triggerhappy938]

In Gensokyo, ball shoots you!

[LupusWolfDream]

O.O DO. NOT. WANT.

[JinnKimura]

She beat the crap outta half of the team, and scored a goal, not even from the mid of the stadium, but from another. fucking. DIMENSION o.O

[ZioIsPwnzor]

This is why Mima was never in the other touhou games other than the PC-98 ones.

[HayateKusanagi]

Komachi: "Isn't this going to be really bad for us?"

Yes, you, and every other thing on the planet.

[Masterpicher]

Now I'm a twilight fan. ...

...

...

I mean the spark, not the "vampires"

[GunSaint]

It went through 5 people. What chance in hell did the goalie have?

[ZiggyMan15]

@GunSaint  ugh .. . 0.00000000001

[mikirosella97]

I like Reisen as well.(As a cute,innocent bunny.)

[cereal300495]

Sooo... I cant use my abilities in this dimension? No problem! I'll just fire my lasers from another one!

[BurningThreeLobedEye]

This is amazing to watch while stoned.

[LUMBARDO12]

Goalie: Ha, i'm ready for anything they can throw at me this time. Here it comes

wait WTF is that behind it ?!!! The ball makes it through And everything gets oblterated afterwards.

[takashi0100]

Ball: "Fuck this man, I'm outta here!

Bitch get outta my way!"

[MEGAXSTU]

@takashi0100

Hm, touhou

[NoratheAngelSeedrian]

She just killed everyone.... O_O;;;

[ZZT2]

The hell? You bet I'm disappointed.

You let Eiki get four goals in the first half. FOUR.

[regalstar]

@ZZT2 You don't get a good goalie on that scenario, you know. Besides, Eiki's got a long range powerful shot, and she's playing defense, so it's hard to prevent passes to her.

[ZZT2]

@regalstar Then mark her with Marisa and/or Lily Black. She's defense, not midfield. Even though her stats are decent, he has no special dribbles or passes, so it's only a problem if she actually fires her zero-decay shot, which the AI isn't smart enough to do all the time.

Still, you might've gotten unlucky. I'm playing through it again, and Eiki hasn't gotten the ball once in the first 15 minutes of half 1.

[ZZT2]

@ZZT2 She. Terrible typo.

[Envoyofbacon]

That killed 5 opposing team members, their goalie, and broke the goal... that is the only reason I think they didn't bring back Mima, she was just too powerful... (I still want her back)

[Ginko200]

screw team edward and team Jacob... im on team Mima XD

[Berkutinator]

I say we take off and Twilight Spark the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

[Shintear]

WAIT...I JUST REALIZED THAT SHE'S SHOOTING IT FROM THE MOON.

Lunarians: What the heck-

Mima: *snap*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[sesshii]

"And then there where none"

[sasgay]

And they were never heard from again.

[7arani]

epic prep talk for before the shot

[Jaksin7038]

Mima doesn't need the law, She IS the law... above Sheikieki...

[HeavensDrills]

1 person read twilight.

[Kiraesu]

And after the match was over the players realised that everything within a 50 mile radius of the stadium had evaporated in the twilight spark. Including their homes.

[RokkuGirl]

the audience acts like that happens every day O.o

[AnimeLoveoftheGods]

Mima's Twilight Spark: For when overkill just isn't enough!

[FlashOfSonic]

Ooo-kaaay... shall we PANIC NOW!?!?!?!?!

[prinnydood777]

opponent#4: I got it! (dies)

opponent#3: I got it, it must of slowed down after #4!(dies)

opponent#2: ummm, I got it!(dies)

Komachi: I'll stop it!(unconscious)

Yamaxanadu: Stop already!(unconscious)

Goalie: oh crap...(dies)

(The net as been broken)

[commode7x]

@prinnydood777 The ball survived.

[MostLookAll]

Graze this, Reimu.

[DarkAdonisVyers]

OMG, it's in English.

[RevilloPhoenix]

Twilight spark in the face for all the sparkling twilight characters

[MUGENanaya]

MASTER

DOUBLE

TRINITY

*snap*

FUCKIGN TWILIGHT

[royokihokage]

the half of the opponent team got owned

[RevilloPhoenix]

@royokihokage That is an understatemant.

[OzixiThrill]

@royokihokage

The other half of the team was never found.

[JulianDarkeCloud]

FINALLY IN ENGLISH!!

[AndyAtsaphanthong]

Dear all Twilight Fans,

. . .

PREPARE TO BE TWILIGHT SPARK'D!

[MasterCleru]

Overkill x9001...

[Hillwisekid]

This is the power that rules the world.

The flash of Twilight that will defeat you.