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hey fucktard things and ppl who believe in chance are called jahovas witness ppl who are hipicrates cause they go by christianity anyways you are fucking idiot fucktard

poundsounds2009 2 years ago

that's suck to comment a video with this fucking shit!

Taht make me think that the religion suck soooo much

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LoveAmericaStyle 3 years ago

There's a chance that chance doesn't directly mean chaos :P

God is a theory, isn't it?

Actually... chance + Infinity = Certainty?

Can we be both right?

No silly, it would be a question of who came first and logic answers that. Faith has never really like logic so I'll just leave it as that.

Nashy119 3 years ago

lol spdklr - for a moment i thought this was real and i couldn't believe what i was seeing and hearing - good to see that it is a (satire), lol

newearthnow 3 years ago

Bloody brilliant!

OkiMike 3 years ago

You actually allow this to be aired on TV????

vdurness 3 years ago

so wtf is this real or a piss take

IDMWEIGHTSIDM 3 years ago

It's a Joke. Just for fun. Creationism is a myth.

spdrklr 3 years ago

you have a really Blessed day. LMAO ;P

VampiressOnDaProwl 3 years ago

some people mak us christians luk bad.....theyy mak non beleiverss run away

inako230221 3 years ago

No it already looks bad, we just point it out.

rodog69 3 years ago

hey, what did we ever do to YOU

sopudding 3 years ago

Read the fucking bible it supports slavery, and sexism. It tells you to kill people who work on Sunday, and to kill people who don't believe in the god of the bible or god in general. If more people actually read the bible for themselves and didn't just listen to the televangelists, and the money hungry, kid raping minsters.

rodog69 3 years ago

hey dude calm down yes you CAN argue all those things and also you can argue AGAINST those things the thing is christians like me like my family we dont DO anything like that most people like me dont all we do is believe we go somewhere when we die thats it and we never did anything to you so just stop

sopudding 3 years ago

That's cool, but you can't deny the Bible says it. "all we do is believe we go somewhere when we die" Yeah you can go a couple places, a hole in the ground, in a giant fire, a Bear's stomach. But, their is no soul that takes you to a place of pure serenity.

rodog69 3 years ago

is this really how some believers talk? if so, its so creepy. gives me goosebumps.

zatfa 3 years ago

those dudes are fags! (jeff spicoli)

shawno66 3 years ago

I can't tell if this is real or satire even though it says satire in the title.

brazensteel 3 years ago

I like satire that's extremely subtle. And it's almost hard to lampoon religion, since it's so ridiculous anyway. Anyway, it was fun to make, and I'm pretty happy with how it turned out. Hope you liked it.

spdrklr 3 years ago

LMAO

PiNGGTGTGTG 3 years ago

Do you see? Jesus Loves us SOOO much and has Blessed these two young gentlemens lives to pread the Gospel of taintitis. Bless you David..... Bless you.... (I am actually crying from the beauty of those flowers now) :-)

KeratinizingSquamous 3 years ago 2

this is great stuff.

sweetmpea55 3 years ago

By Chance do these guys must get beaten up or mugged on a daily basis. Ha ha , holding hands on a park bench, thats Gods Will

willthekaiser 3 years ago

"theories are just theories"just like the creationist THEORY!

cobweb1989 3 years ago

lol! Nice bro...

KeratinizingSquamous 3 years ago

...seriously

science is just another thing it's not trying to stop beliefs

>.> ignorant people only fuel more ignorant people to stop beliefs

also people that preach their word in direct disbelief of other religions are lame

it's religion live your own damn life don't live everyone else's

asdfrewq1223 3 years ago

this is hilarious. "you have a very blessed day as well" haha

bc44987 3 years ago

ha ha lovely to see a small fringe community (atheists) make fun of christianity. lolz

SELVAJANE 3 years ago

I'm really glad this is a joke, beacuse people do seriously think like this.

QueenofNightmaresZ 3 years ago

I LOVE this video! Where can I get my copy of "Jesus, Please & Thank You"?

Seriously, one could be forgiven for not getting the satire. I've seen 'serious' Jesus videos that are just as cheesy. Spot on!

telethon123 3 years ago

It's not hard to believe that this ISN'T satire, because it's so goddamn accurate. I mean they actually believe bananas were created by God because they are so easy to peel by a human hand. You perfectly recreate their nuttiness.

KoroOutbreak 4 years ago