Human Giant - Nightmare Lawyer

[meric2]

I'm so disappointed I never watched this show, because I never watched MTV.

[BItchSlayerGirly]

He really, REALLY looks like Keanu Reeves.

[Banmido159]

"...black people" looooooool

[NevermoreWishes]

The intro is pretty sick. Is that just for Human Giant or is it an actual song?

[kraken589]

Alice Cooper could use him.

[K1ller30]

that black people joke literally made me laugh out loud. thats rare haha

[Th3M4ni4C]

Anyone else felt bad for the troll?

[guidos1989]

"black people and more"

[StewieGriffin44]

Sue that shadow person motherfucker that gave me sleep paralysis the other night.

[Zuiliablee]

Grebbo?

[DjkillswitchTv]

Greelo?! As in Greelo Green?!? :D

Get it, like Cee lo green the singerbut acutally green.

[ant1ph0n]

@DjkillswitchTv no, please elaborate

[blistoh]

lmfaoooo



[UdallIn72]

You can't get damages in an injunction! An injunction is an equitable remedy!

[METALMAN4Wii]

I keep having this nightmare where this hot 18 year old blonde girl ties me to her bed and rapes me. how do I sue her please I haven't slept in 72 hours.....!

[darkflames45]

do u have a nightmare lawyer school that i can join

[nadeemrh]

19 people are black.

[JavaSpitLava]

@nadeemrh thats not accurate....

[MrBurkdawg]

lmao it was funny when he said falling lol

[ProjectENDO]

I fell out of my chair at the black people part, rofling so hard

[conflictedcrass]

lol it is what i say it is

[kelleea2007]

i had visions of a vindictive troll with womens breasts..but then i served that troll with an injunction.. LOL.

[RatSitnov]

That guy could charge Freddy Krueger for multiple murder. Again.

[zedfenix]

sad but LMAO at 0:32

[basketball559]

IT IS WHAT I SAY IT IS LMAO!!!

[Kingpinz0r]

way to go robby J !

[yogd4life]

it is what i say it is....lmao

[demfalcons08]

wtf he didnt even give a number or website! he just said call now..

now wtf am i suppose to do?

[p14y4h0n3]

because we black people are magical, brah. its hard to beat a black person [didnt mean to make that sound so physically confrontational]

[JEFESHKA]

@p14y4h0n3 coulda back spaced.

[anextraperson2know]

If this were real i bet someone would be dumb enough to hire the guy, lol

[XxMemphis]

@anextraperson2know I agree. xD

[Amilah2010]

i was plagued by a vindictive troll with women's breasts, chased me thru some kind of wilderness rofl

[Fibah]

hahahaha he won settlements against falling

[RuthieBueno]

Whatever scares you, we'll scare it back.. with subpoenas

[iamirshadhussain]

The music in the beggining is awsome does anyone know the name.

[Gaven8]

one time in my nightmare this ghost ass thing came up to me and tried to eat me and shet so i smacked it in the face and it left :D

[alexert41]

It is what I say it is

[RaiderX0196]

This made me lolmao

[bubba0slipknot]

KKK?

[iljjalc2020]

HAHA .. that little troll is now going to scaare me ! where the hell is that lawyer ! haha

[Dmike]

lmaooooo

[Zhenrel]

Whatever scares you, we'll scare it back--with subpoenas!

[BlackBlade420]

it is what i say it is lawl

[jimenez84]

im suing the bogeyman and that monkey living inside my closet

[olivemike81]

It is what I say it is.

[osj77]

the black part wasn't that racist

people probably do have nightmares of

scary black people thinking about it makes it kind

of funny

people think to hard some times i guess

[cry12344]

WOW NEAT SOUNDS..

[rhythmcrash]

black people xDDDD

[Vampiroth88]

omg BLACK PEOPLE...and then it was donelol racisum is the best comeidic tool

[PlowThrough8]

It's The Most OverUsed And No It's Fucking Lame And Boring. I LOVE HUMANGIANT

[TheTrinmaican]

lmfao yeah i have nightmares of a crazy black woman yelling at me then i wonder how my mom manages to even be in my dreams.

[magicbus587]

The funniest part is the vindictive troll, who even cares about the "black people" line? It wasn't that funny, and it's not that offensive, chill.

[benisjammin29]

it is, what i say it is.

[imaboygenius]

HAHAHA,  awesome vid!

[jrp522]

"...being naked at school, black people" ahahaha

[sk1nny23]

Actually it was.

[Estreet321]

lol it is what i say it is

[dezz10]

lol black people

[kbizzle31]

lol @ black people. i'm black and thought it was funny as hell

[bmclol]

Why do they always have

To talk about black people? Lol I mean there are other races too...that's like the third video...

[guardcorp]

no one gives a shit

[bmclol]

i do DAMNIT! I DOOO! XD lmfao

[guardcorp]

lols

[ant1ph0n]

because it's stereotypically funny bmclol

[bmclol]

LoI know:)

[regjwaerhouse]

does he really need to include black people on his list?

[JoeSchmo111]

it's part of the joke. It adds to the ridiculousness of the sketch xD

[frewcc]

@regjwaerhouse its to make fun of racist white people who think black people are scary

[westsidenasfan]

It's sad that people in america have to deal with being politicaly correct than taking a good joke

[westsidenasfan]

I'm black and i find this funny

[NaughtyMermaid23]

Me too.

[ant1ph0n]

hah! vindictive troll with breasts...

[afgcoolboy123]

human giant is cool

[GBfan4lifeJS]

It is what i say it is

[peyoteugly]

that wig is fucking awesome

[moemoney012]

black ppl AAHAHAHAHAH

[xxManny2006xx]

I can relate to the being naked at school nightmare.that sucked.

[breakroombrawl]

HAHAHA!! Black people!? Was that supposed to be for real black people that scare you or nightmares of black people?!?! A vindictive troll with women's breasts LOL!!!

Thank you, Greelo

It's Greebo...

It is what I say it is.

I love me some Human Giants!

[iKlaush]

:P LMAO!!!!

no number

and the black poeple!

LMAO!

[ultimaterobloxian]

lol, call now.... he doesn't even gave a number xD

[FOXred1206]

BLACK PEOPLE

;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

hahahahahahahhahahahh

LOL

[thehuman371]

it is what i say it is

[FUELEDbyVEGGIES]

his face at 0:58 lol

[Reign235]

lol black people made me laugh

[DGK4life98]

lol black people

[Gool349]

@DGK4life98

lol racist jokes

[CGJUGO80]

lol i love how they show a nerdy black guy in a suit smiling with glasses as opposed to the stereotypical thug type hahaha kills me

[reefburga]

this show was the shit

[anextraperson2know]

Black People

[ezko02]

black people XD

[harshroger]

Ya know, if this were real.... i bet someone would be stupid enough to hire this Guy...

[METALMAN4Wii]

I miss this show !

[Henkka008]

same

[deshun1987]

Black people! LOL I am sorry I am black and i think thats funny as hell lol

[javafanskajagskriva]

Black or white does not matter. You find it funny because you're intelligent.

[olivemike81]

@deshun1987 It is. Don't apologize. So many people confuse jokes about racism with actual racism. It's sad.

[ZuntaXD]

@olivemike81 idk what deshun1987 said, buut for what you said about people confusing racism with actual racism im assuming your saying that the jokes aren't harmful or do little damage? Well i thought the joke was kind of funny, i chuckled, but no two people are alike, and everyone has a different life/lifestory and for some people jokes can hurt a lot, especially when it's a repetative joke. There are also people who go further with the joke, especially when voicing their thoughts over the inte

[ZuntaXD]

@olivemike81 rnet. People go along with the joke and start making more jokes, and some people express actual prejudiced feelings and that can take a tole. Im not mad at your comment and im not chastising you, but just want people to be aware that jokes can hurt.

[starhawks1]

they can if you're a pussy and are too sensitive

[ZuntaXD]

@starhawks1 You have missed the point. The jokes become overkill after a while. There are people out there in the world that are constantly told they can't do something because of their looks when they are capable of fulfilling that task. Someone who is offended by jokes like those in the vid does not mean they are a pussy or sensitive. People are motivated by positive words which means that people are discouraged by negative words. Not everyone is like you. Sorry to put a damper on this video.

[starhawks1]

do you know how many times I've been made fun of/offended for being catholic? seriously catholics are the butt of many a joke on television, but I laugh at them...you know why? because they're funny and I have a good sense of humor

[ZuntaXD]

@starhawks1 i was going to write another long message on here but that would piss even more people off, so ill just send you a message...

[olivemike81]

@deshun1987 Good for you. Too many people are way too uptight. I'm white and I laugh at white people jokes all the time, especially Dave Chappelle's.

[nilbog44]

@deshun1987 you are white. quit lying

[dannielpreto]

@nilbog44 His name is Deshun :-) I'm just saying

[deshun1987]

@nilbog44 Okay troll if you say so

[MTHMTX]

hahah VINDICTIVE TROLL WITH WOMENS BREASTS

[sebastianqbex922]

ok, you guys remember me that today is Tuesdays at 11pm. so i going to watch your tv program now!

[thesantastalker1]

lol black people... and dinoEllis what the fuck dude?

[savinorum]

awesome

[lemonsaregreat]

sapenis!

[nativetwitch]

Dinoellis is a fucking tool

[MSISOAD]

LMAO it's greebo

[DinoEllis]

Dont you hate it when your dreaming about eating a banana and you wake up sucking your dad's dick

[watchr54]

ok...

[kadry93]

ok.. pretty weird

[borderlands4]

no not really... thats just you bro

[Stuvas]

so what? you eat banana's by sucking them? or did you just chomp your fathers penis to pieces?

[chapu9111]

it is what i say it is lol

[averysaltycrayon]

It's Greebo

[etomike]

Hahahaha

[justsomeguydude]

hehe ''black people''

[andrerochertek]

black people?

this is racist or what?

[ChadWright74]

no, it just makes fun of white people who are scared of black people because of their stereotypes.

which is hilarious. not racist. :)

[hjnsf]

ah crap... being naked in school... i had so much fucking dreams about that...

[blackhawk616]

same here my friend

[Vaiplayszappa]

They come up with the best names for these people, like "Bobby J. Thompson" and "Marquis R. Scott"

[ChadWright74]

It's actually "Bobb'e J. Thompson," and it's his real name.

[Vaiplayszappa]

Uh yeah and he's also known as "Bobby J. Thompson" too. Either one is acceptable.

[PrestigeProductionz]

it is what i say it is

[EmmaOWnzU]

he abusing the goblin and black people ahhaha

[zombieflayer666]

this show is great.  i feel like in drunken conversations with friends ive come up with half of these though lol

[FwankFwank]

when he said black people i literally laughed out loud

[Jimkaider]

How do you sue the concept of a falling dream?

[Whensadmeetshappines]

Im not sure but its fricken funny

[bongowongowongo]

i hate those dreams i was falling i hit the ground then i woke up on the gorund

[hjnsf]

i hate those dreams where my hands hurt and i woke up with my feet all scratched by my cat =O

[bongowongowongo]

i was falling then hit the ground woke up on the floor in my bed room

[BL3aGh]

Isn't that the joke?

[1hayden234]

these guys are funny but this idea is fucking stupid.

[sniper333sj]

yeah...thats what makes it funny...lol.

[IvanSorath]

Black people hahahahahahahaha

[PsionicNeophyte]

"Thank you Grelo." "It's Grebo." "It is what I say it is." LOL

[JOSEALVARADO12]

Wtf how would you win against a dream. Funny as always.

[extremerater92]

80% of comments- it was hilarious i love it

5%- wat was with that racist joke?!

14%-respond to the 5 % and tear them apart

1%- (me) make this random chart for no aparent reason to see if some dumbnut actually waste their time readin it

[3v41d45]

I did :] thanks, more please.

[Phirizukaa]

What 3vwhatever said :)

[DungeonKing213]

i liked your chart... like 3 times ,I didnt get it

[TonyDucats]

@extremerater92 I didn't find that my time was wasted, I found your chart quite informative.

[SteveDeathbat]

hahaha

"black people, and more"

[GabeTwo]

Nobody cares about a small race joke either, grow up. I mean how many comedians do we have that are black like Dave who make fun of WHITE people?

Racial comedy =/= racism. Now I may be a little bit racist, but I just see a harmless joke. People are too damn defensive about this.

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

Its cool man, some people just don't have a sense of humor... you should pity them

[GabeTwo]

There's always a thing as too far but they can get their morals the fuck out of my fun.

HEY YOU GOT YOUR MORALS IN MY COMEDY.

HEY YOU GOT YOUR COMEDY IN MY MORALS.

*PUKES*

[networksony]

have noobody find it funny when they say something like that i mean its on mtv also it was not racist most people are scared of blacke people because of the way they act the young black people it is just liike people makeing fun of asians because there small and have small every thing but not all just like people make fun of mexicans and afried of the chinese guy that never talks are some thing like that it is just funny

[youmadeyourpoint]

ummm..i guess english wasnt your subject..:(

[3v41d45]

oh... it's subpoenas. sorry (:

[3v41d45]

Whatever scares you, we'll scare it back... with (?) what's he sayin' here? suppeenis? :s

[TheFilmBreaker]

ha human giant is the shit

[JBell0987]

im black and that was funny as hell. quit making a big deal

[Bigfatphony19]

to the last comment....

it's an actor, you dumbfuck.

[skeamz21]

wat does he mean black people hes an idiot

[ZOMGitsXyndeeGEE]

"...We all deserve a peaceful night of sleep, it's a basic human right..."

Haha these guys...Are AMAZING.

[maiday24]

Wow. haha, that sh8 was all types of wrong. But it was funny as hell. lol

[GabeTwo]

sheigh? Does not make sense. Don't try to use your awful grammar in bad places like this. Sk8 = Skeight = Skate. Sh8 = Sheight = Shate..? Wtf is shate?

[haloklock]

black people and more...

rofl!

[iwatchthosevideos]

I'll try the subpoena trick on my next nightmare :P

[AribussRS]

im black and that was funny as fuk lol

[whoden1]

hahahahahaha!!

black people!/lmfdo!

[Dnyce2k6]

Shits funny, I'm black, Case Closed.

[soulfulbeezy]

what the hell does he mean black people crazy ass cracka

[nickthesexybeast69]

lol, black people

[NuMetal4Ever]

Rofl I've had a nightmare where I am naked in school.

[thisguyisadouchebag]

it is what i say it is. hahahaha

[ShinigamiWolf1]

Okay look, the black people thing was thrown in there as a curveball! It'd be like putting fat people in, or puppies. It's not something that people expect to see so it's all in good fun... btw I'm prob one of the least racist people you could ever find, but that part made me LOL!

[funkyhenry]

LMFAO!

Black people!

That was hilarious.

Awee come African americans that was funny my freind Tray was laughing at it.

And hes black.