He's Not The Messiah

[bboudrot]

The answer to the virgin question would have settled it once and for all

Virgin = Messiah

Not Virgin = Not Messiah

But this is Monty Python so nothing gets settled.

[thetruekingoffrance]

amen

[TheAusEffect]

Damnit now i have to try and find what PenguinEye said..

[HerrJohann72]

I just noticed John Cleese at the bottom. From Brian's perspective at about 1:49, John is right below Michael Palin (Michael says the "I'm not").

Also, 1:46 to 1:54 still is my most favorite 8 seconds of Python ever (depending on the length of the fish slapping dance, of course.)

[jr73340]

Fuck the monarchy. So whose pussy has Charles been licking lately - maybe his new daughter- in-law? Any of you sophisticated Brits offended yet, assholes?

[SourLemonKisses]

@jr73340 SOPHISTICATED?!?!?!?!?!? wtf...

[SourLemonKisses]

@jr73340 I bet you think the english all wear top hats and powdered wigs.... NEWFLASH we r in the 21st centuryy! -_-

[DinoDude65]

0:14 LOOK AT ALL THE CATHOLICS.

[renehenckens]

You are all different

YES, WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT

I'm not

One of the best jokes ever written. It's absolutely fantastic

[TheAJC021]

Am I the only one that reckons Brians mum looks a bit like robert de niro? xD

[samfitz1999]

one of my Favourite films of all time great

[electric2avenue]

It was actually a minute plus a few seconds, she(heh) was generous

[BYR0N1986]

av never seen this in such good qaulity, .......funny as owt this film

[ainetwihard]

-You are all different

- Yes, we are all different (-i'm not)

[OUTLAW767]

@ainetwihard SHH! :P

[PlanBrider100]

NOW PISS OFFF!

[Okpolosi]

Terry Jones totally rox this movie ! BTW this movie has nothing to do with Christ or Christianity but how gulliable people are...to paraphrase Pliny the Elder -23AD -70 AD "The only certainty is nothing is certain and man is the most presumptious and pitiable creature"

[epb45]

i wish itunes would let u down load life of brian, u can get the flying circus, the holy grail, and the meaning of life, and all the songs from them, but not the life of brian.

[NiciJD]

@epb45 I downloaded it from iTunes in 2010, recently deleted my entire iTunes content from my computer in error (Doh!) and they let me re-download Meaning of Life for no charge, but told me tough luck about the Life of Brian... Only checking now when I saw your comment did I find out that I couldn't buy it again even if I wanted, yet I only paid £3.99 for it back in 2010, it is still showing in my iTunes account!!

[MrStuckuplove]

i like the guy who says he not and individual and the guy who askes have you lost your virginity

[melkissedec1]

@MontyPython A beary God sense of humor we 3 have got: For I'm Melchizedek from the dead sea scrolls,back here in this end time,the same Holy Ghost Jesus promised to send,to bring the Bride home in the book of John chaps 14,15 and 16 and I've got a son named Cristo-fe and a nephew named Brian born on the same date 11/10/99 in the same hospital and with the same doctor just to show y'all and the beast the vatican that Jesus was born in the feast of booths in the month of tishri not in december...

[martijndekok]

1:45 Brian: "You're all different" Crowd: "Yes, we are all different" One man: "I'm not." Classic and best joke ever. I still almost piss myself laughing every time I watch that.

[melkissedec1]

@martijndekok Oh yeah !!! y'all are about to die yourself laughing when you've got to find out what's all this about.what a beary God sense of humor we all 3 got...The Father,The Son and Myself Melchizedek The Holy Ghost.

[martijndekok]

@melkissedec1 What the hell are you saying? If you mean you believe this movie is in some way an offense to God or the Christian religion you should watch the movie before speeking your mind. The movie is NOT about Jesus. It's about a guy named Brian who was born at the same time as Jesus is a stable next to him. Because of that some people who were looking for Jesus mistook him for the messiah and started following him.

[Bronzewhaler82]

"Well...alright" classic

[aekoriginale21]

the best movie for xmas

[melkissedec1]

@aekoriginale21 Why ? if Jesus wasn't born in Christmas but in the feast of booths on tishri's.

[aekoriginale21]

@melkissedec1 yes ok!byt anyway for me the best movie for Xmas..

[wolfboylikesmetal]

0:05

[wolfboylikesmetal]

0:04



[x9Marlene624]

awesome

[Triplerubik]

"Leave that Welsh tart alone."

"But I don't really want to."

xD

[Ilovemyoldguitar]

@Triplerubik that Welsh tart (Judith) was Sue Jones-Davies who was Mayor of Aberystwyth 2008–2009, how's that for diversity?

[PeeingMyOwnBlood]

278 people are naughty boys...

[stvlu733]

This reminds me of the "occupy protesters" human loud speakers. LOL

[willowispyt]

This is about right for that time. And it was actually is 1 minute. :)

[ThisisJamesman]

that was around 55 seconds

[controlesexism]

"Leave that Welsh tart alone!"

[Treadlightlyful]

Lets hope Jesus said at least one thing on laughter , not derisive laughter but just laughing with the unoverse...the weirdest thing about preachers always is how they are perpetually smiling as if they already are in heaven .

[ACJvideos]

lol, i love monty python. (im an atheist!)

[k1ll1ngJ0k3]

funny, that was actually pretty much a minute...

[maisymair]

"YOU ARE ALL DIFFERENT"

"YES WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT"

"IM NOT"

"SHHHHHHHHH" pmsl

[venny394]

they've all got gourds and sandals ...

[UltraredM]

Well, if it's not a personal question?

[GabyLikesCookies]

I'm not

[DawnOfTheDead991]

Good, this should piss off all the funtards and evangies

[Vleader001]

Yeah, she's definitely a virgin.

[XellDincht]

Just fucking brillant :)

I wished comedy films nowaday would be that good :(

[karkarola]

Excuse me, are you a virgin? If it's not a personal question?

[KPJohnson85]

"THAT WASN'T A MINUTE!"

Oh yes, it was. According to the YouTube video timer it was exactly one minute of Brian talking from 1:12-2:12. Quite impressive, actually.

[jabberwolf]

" WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS" - So Occupy Wall Street !!

[Xstrain]

christians who can decide if the muslims have a better sense of humour let it go man

[guyNbluejeans]

In 1998 Jesus came to me ... and let me know in no uncertain terms that punishment from Him to me wasn't out of the question on account of my great love for pornography.

These "intellectual" types and/or blasphemers can say what they want, but it will never overthrow the truth of what millions of us personally know to be true regarding Jesus and His divinity.

Everyone on the planet should understand that Jesus Christ is the real deal, and time and events will bear this fact out.

Be THANKFUL!

[343guiltyspartan]

@guyNbluejeans

You are just the worst kind of person

[Toast579]

@343guiltyspartan ya...and people wonder why progress has ceased

[er10b]

I'm a Christian and I find this rather funny

[PenguinEye]

@er10b I am rather funny and I find this christian

[metyuewb]

@er10b Of course it's funny. Just 'cause you're a Christian doesn't make you stupid

[themanwhoonlysawfish]

@metyuewb yes it does

[metyuewb]

@themanwhoonlysawfish Why? Are you saying it's stupid for someone to believe God himself reincarnated Himself into His own son just so He could have sex with His own mother just so He could torture Himself and sacrifice His otherwise eternal life so He could blackmail people by thretening eterrnal hellfire if they won't believe thet He died and of course resurrected just so they could wash away their every sin with a word? I know it sounds unethical and confusing, but...stupid??

[Drraahh]

lol it was actually more than a minute.

[CrazyLittleMe406]

"YES WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT!"

"... I'm not..."

*everyone turns with a WTF look on their face.

[manomon01]

ARE YOU A VIRGIN? PARDON? IF ITS NOT A PERSONAL QUESTION?! hahaha

[LdnGirl89]

I wish they'd do one on muhhammed but muslims wud go mad!!

[kibijit]

@LdnGirl89 Christians went mad when this came out, it was banned in pretty much all towns.

[LdnGirl89]

@kibijit haha why though its hilarious, how could anyone be offended by this even christians!!

[kibijit]

@LdnGirl89 Because back then, A lot of people were pompous, up-their-own-arse-I-refuse-to-­laugh-at-anything christians. Times have changed a fair amount. :P

[AeroMuncher2k]

"YES WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT!!!"

"...i am..."

[goldie103103]

"Leave that Welsh Tart alone" lol

[davidzabbo64]

enbody else focus on the blond girl with a big fringe for some reason

[sammyboy761]

brian! leave that welsh tart alone. lol

[Swild80]

It was a minute!

[Supasaiyanfrieza]

How can she be a virgin if she has a son?

[theshadow180]

@Supasaiyanfrieza ask the virgin mary the same question then christianity would unravel (god forbid XD)

[4EMOTIONSELECTRIC]

HOW SHALL WE FACK OFF OH LORD hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha this film cracks me up!! Monty python- comedy geniuses

[Genesis3Chi]

"Yo mama was so manly i'd say she was a man in a dress"

[gomonkeyfly]

i laughed so hard when he said"... r u a virgin?"

[ZOMGxTAKEDOWN]

HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH! HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!!!

[super17a]

@z3r0ness

no gypsy

[000fabien]

the mum looks like robert danero

[TheEsperanza243]

@000fabien He does look like Robert Deniro. His name is actually Terry Jones.

[TheMoonPower]

Funniest thing is the haircut of the woman in the bottom left.

[super17a]

i love to see the reaction of muslim when brian made that speech lol

[z3r0ness]

@super17a

Jewish.

[mcglynn670]

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy" would be even more awesome if it was in the bible

[wackster66]

@mcglynn670 that's my favourite quote...ever!! : )

[FerrariP4]

Forgot how funny this film is.

How anyone thought this was offensive or anti-religion when it first came out is beyond me.

[HTprods]

Guys, go and buy the film on DVD. It's great that Monty Python has a youtube channel, but it's would ruin the films and TV series if new fans came on youtube and just watched all the clips.

[217wazzup]

LOL

[st33ly24]

"leave that welsh tart alone".classic

[RimshotKiller]

you know...i like knights of the coconut...but the life of brian will always be far superior compared to it ^^

[TheCR155]

@RimshotKiller 'Knights of the coconut'? Clearly you haven't even seen the film, so how can you compare them?

[RimshotKiller]

@TheCR155 i did see it, in german it´s just called knights of the coconut...i didn´t knew that it was called monty python and the holy grail,but seriously who cares

[TheCR155]

@RimshotKiller Is it really called knights of the coconut?! That is a weird name

[loveandpeace71]

@TheCR155 We are weird people. Uaaahhhrrr

[RimshotKiller]

@TheCR155 it´s weird that they changed the name...but it makes sense because they always copy the sound of running horses with their coconuts

[Tube11ize]

@RimshotKiller actaully i dont need to learn how to read when i can read fine,And Unless the germans are retarded,Was it translated or was it just changed into `knights of the coconuts`...still that name doesnt Suit The holy grail... "-.-

[Tube11ize]

@RimshotKiller no it really isnt called knights of the coconuts,cause They are just standing in for the horses..and how can it be knights of the Coconuts when its not a KNIGHT using them,knights of the round table would have been Closer to its proper name...Even if you didnt know the that it was called holy grail,if you have really seen the whole film you`ll pick up that its called holy grail for the fact God sends Arthur on that quest for it!!!

[RimshotKiller]

@Tube11ize did you even read my comment atard? i said i´ve seen it in german,i didn´t know it was called monty python and the holy grail because they changed the name in the germa version.learn to read

[Tube11ize]

@TheCR155 do you think RimshotKiller knows the coconuts migrated ;)

[TheCR155]

@Tube11ize That depends. How much does he know about swallows?

[Tube11ize]

@TheCR155,hard one, Compatibly of weight ratio as well,i`d say one out of one thousands that he didnt know a African swallow could carry them

[TheCR155]

@Tube11ize It's irrelevant, African swallows are non-migratory. Although I think I know how it would work with European swallows, all I need is a strand of creeper...

[Tube11ize]

@TheCR155 haha,you know watching Monty python again just makes me remember the time i did a play at school.Life of brian was piss funny when i had to do Biggus Dickus i struggled not laughing,and big nose..now that was fun! but the most Embarrassing bit had to be "welease wodger!"

[lolusuck386]

"How much more personal could you get?! Now piss off!" *shuts the doors*

"She is."

lol

[lolusuck386]

"How much more personal could you get?! Now piss off!" *shuts the doors*

"She is."

lol

[MustafaRadiy]

was this posted bymonty python or a stupid wanna be cunt

[PenguinEye]

YES! WE'RE ALL INDIVDUALS! ;)

[TheBassHeavy]

@PenguinEye I'm not.

[FordPerfect]

@PenguinEye I'm not.

[TheCatapultTV]

@PenguinEye I'm not.

[lukeyboy118]

@TheCatapultTV SHUT UP

[MsJonasBrosFan69]

@TheCatapultTV What? Who are you then?

[Toast579]

@TheCatapultTV everyone cares

[stanleyipkissful]

@TheCatapultTV  pmsl xxxx

[Tutut720]

@PenguinEye Im not! ;)



[TheBassHeavy]

@dudsisfake Both are a good laugh only this was made into an amazing comedy film.

[cutes22]

"She is" ROFL

[theAngryscotman]

haha it's like a panto.

[RevStaplehurst]

"Leave that Welsh tart alone"

[staggo3000]

HE`S NOT THE MESSIAH HE`S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

[dudedude270]

@Boethiath opposite of a Goy

[arouska]

Terry Jones owns this scene.

[MrSALFORDSTEVE]

hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy--- eric cantona crystal palace 94

[Luxai]

I don't understand why people say "are you a virgin?" to people who they think are behaving stupid. I mean, look, the majority of people picking up randoms are assholes.

[KPJohnson85]

@Luxai Brian is an allegory/parody of Jesus. When he asks if the Mother is a Virgin, it's a reference to the Blessed Virgin Mother (Mary).

[motorcycliscian]

@KPJohnson85 Not particularly, around the time of Jesus many different "messiahs" were being followed. But yes the parallels to Jesus are great, and the mockery of those who follow blindly... Much joy it brings.

[mrsdylan77]

leave that welsh tart alone....MP is great fun.

[biggles1111]

Always laugh when the crowd goes "oooooooh! That wasn't a minute!" xD

[Helena2009random]

Best clip of the film tho tis all good so can't really say that :P btw to all those starting arguments etc etc cnt be arsed to look but bet there is (always is :P) anyway to you argumentitive lot repeatedly press 2 and get the message Rofl XD XD

[nightfrog205]

Now,Piss off the lot of you!!!!

[snowbarbieblue]

"You're all individuals!"

"YES! WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!"

"You're all differant!"

"YES! WE ARE ALL DIFFERANT!" *I'm not*

Hahahaha.......

[DarkLight544]

267 people arent the messiah, their just very naughty boys

[darthkahn45]

He's NOT rioting for a cause! He's just a VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

[NathanH97]

2:10 is his reaction when he heard that Nick Clegg became deputy prime minister.

[markfsa]

thanks sooooo much uploader!!!

[ArgoTheSaint]

He's not the Messiah, he's King Arthur!

[aqwsgtcat]

Lol @ the guy who said "im not"

[KingOystar]

she really did let them seeing him for one min!

[baaymaan]

If its not a personal question; are you a virgin?



[baaymaan]

YES. WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUAL.

[NathanH97]

@baaymaan I'm not.

[TheJanieJan]

267 people must be virgins.

[pulrh]

"You're all different." *Lone voice* "I'm not." Brilliant.

[toverkleet]

@pulrh I think the "I'm not" is the real different dude XD

[Mathaius833]

@pulrh it reflects people so much today lol, everyone thinks they are unique, but most people are just sheep

[Kevo216666]

"...I'm not" XD

[1998AdventureQuest]

how did i get here?

[crashbasher09]

he's not the messiah hes a very naughty boy

[jadekillcity]

the woman at bottom left, he fringe pisses me off

[Downbrokenhearts]

1 minute and 7 seconds (1:07-2:14)

[Davidoff73]

(s)he reminds me of my former landlady. bless her.

[VenomSlit]

it wasn't personal question! ;DDD

[dudedude270]

@Boethiath your a birl then :P

[dudedude270]

@Boethiath nah, i wouldnt, id have gone out the other side of the building with her :P

[thamutebutton]

265 people were told to piss off

[joebstarsurfer]

One day if i ever get some power im going to say this or maybe at someones wedding.

[Iegobountyhunter]

263 people didnt get to see the messiah

[ImperialistRunningDo]

If you meet Buddha along the road, kill him.

[Tyfighter152]

He's not the Messiah, he's King Arthur Lord of the Brits

[RobotwarsKing]

@Tyfighter152

The silly English Kniggit :P

[flashxdoe1]

@Tyfighter152 actually he's Lord Arthur King of the Brits :-)

[TheATHEISTNOW]

hard not to love this :)

[evilunixuser1]

Isnt the guy playing Jesus the same one who played King Arthur in The Holy Grail movie?

[lolcopter1911]

@evilunixuser1 Brian. NOT JESUS.

[Darkstar263]

@evilunixuser1

Yes, he played King Arthur in Holy Grail. In this film, he ISN'T playing Jesus. He's playing a character called Brian. Who mistakenly believed to be the messiah. Jesus does appear once in this film during the sermon on the mount scene.

[jokr8790]

"Leave that welsh tart alone."

[lordslaya]

@jokr8790

But I don't really want to..

[TheMoonPower]

The funniest thing is the haircut of the woman in the bottom left.

[banoffee2001]

Leave that Welsh tart alone !! lmao

Every time I watch this..theres always something I missed