Artie - Stern or no Stern, WE LOVE AND MISS YOU. Keep smilin' bro. Don't give up. Make that multi-million dollar blockbuster. Write that clever TV pilot. The world is yours, man, and millions of fans got your back and want only the best for you.
artie is such a good guy...most of us hearing this clip must definitively get the chills knowing the kind of guy he is....i really miss artie and i pray hell be back on the show..theres no replacement for this one :(
Artie is a FAT ASS, who's funnier than al franken, but that ain't saying much, and too bad that I just discovered that one of his fans is a idiotic douchebag, who thinks he knows something about politics!
Good news to all of us Artie fans. I was listening to the show today, and Howard has finally spoken a little about Artie. He has been keeping Artie out of the new as of late out of respect for his friend. Well, Howard spoke to Artie and according to Howard, Artie sounds happy. Artie is in one of those things where you talk about your problems, and is going threw alot of counceling. Artie has offically, again according to Howard, been sober for about 56 days. Keep your prayers for him alive.
I hope he is doing better. He took a break from the show and attempted to commit suicide. He is in the hospital last i heard. I hope he is alright though.
A break? I'll bet he was either fired or told he had to go to rehab before he could come back. Its another KC situation where we may hear the truth 10 years from now.
You are wrong and right. Howard did encourage artie to take a break from the show, so he could get better. Howard never fired him though. How often after KC left did you hear from him? Almost never. Artie has been in the news a bit sense he left. The only reason there isnt a day by day update about him is because Howard said to his new staff leave Artie alone. Howard has said on multiable occasions that Artie is one of his best friends. KC was basically just an intern.
Artie is the best. I could hear him sing this shit stain song over and over. Buy "Too Fat to Fish". It kicks ass. Pittsburgh loves that fat, out of control bastard!!!!
yu know call me old fashion, but these arent even the right lyrics...i think he's made up his own...(i still got weepy tho) dreamin imust be dreamin, or am i lying here next to u, and bby u take me in your arms, and i know i m wide wide awake & my dream is coming true .... and ohhhhhh i just fall in luv again. just one touch & it happens eeeeeevery time... i cant help myslf. i just fall in lov agn ..and when i do icant help myself, ..........i fall in love with you ... (artie)
Lisa G said she felt something for Artie but was quick to say he would have to change a lot about himself before she would date him. Go to the psychiatrist, lose weight and eat healthy and eventually love himself. My suggestion: go back to heroin. I'm just kidding ofcourse, I love the fat guy, but he couldn't do all those things for Dana, he definitely isn't gonna do it for Lisa G.
smart girl....one day some playmate said her friend waited an hour for artie to take her out or home, and when he emerged he said, 'i'd rather go home and take a shit.' LOL he's a nut...he denies it, but it's so him and who would make THAT up... LOL too funny.
I love when he sings this song.Anne Murray sucks she should of done a duet with Artie for his B-Day.Who does she think She is ?The only place that plays her song theses days is Howard
Ohhh my, I can never get enough of this when he sings Anne Murray!! So funny! The best is when they were doing the 70's cd collection and they added this in a few weeks ago. I must have listened back to that bit like 10 times!! We love you Artie!!!!!
LOL! Great job on putting this vid together, it really feels like something you'd see on Howard T.V. if and when the Artie has his last cupcake on Earth. And who would've thought that Artie would be responsible for the best cover of an Anne Murray song ever -- even though this is the only Anne Murray song I've ever heard. No, really. ;-)
dude, you fucked scared me there, (one week ago, that god)! Still he is reckless Just from his Vegas trip last week, jesus I hope he wrapped his junk with the "Bo Derek" cokehead...ow! He was a drunken mess NYE at the Tower in Philly..ugh
NICK AND ARTIE SHOW RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kocksnot 1 week ago
Artie will always be one of my favorite people!!!
OzzyFan87 3 months ago
Show sucks without him!
summer999ppp 3 months ago 2
Miss you Artie
tu43 7 months ago 2
i miss you artie
~ ass napkin ed
ElephantDrunk 8 months ago
herbert
setty079 9 months ago
God damn, I miss Artie Lange...
StripedTiger711 9 months ago 3
Got news for you dickheads, Artie's coming back.
blacktopaz8 10 months ago
This is the only thing on the show that he did that I actually thought was funny. I'm so glad he's gone!
HellBlazerRaiser 11 months ago
Hey Artie miss you buddy. Good luck with everything.
mjduda 1 year ago
Artie - Stern or no Stern, WE LOVE AND MISS YOU. Keep smilin' bro. Don't give up. Make that multi-million dollar blockbuster. Write that clever TV pilot. The world is yours, man, and millions of fans got your back and want only the best for you.
LetThereBeRocker 1 year ago 11
is that fred?
KCArmstrongXIIV 1 year ago
those aren't even the right words you big homo
radd973 1 year ago
Its sad . hes realy singing it.
tenorismo 1 year ago
artie is such a good guy...most of us hearing this clip must definitively get the chills knowing the kind of guy he is....i really miss artie and i pray hell be back on the show..theres no replacement for this one :(
jhtejeda09 1 year ago 4
Artie is a FAT ASS, who's funnier than al franken, but that ain't saying much, and too bad that I just discovered that one of his fans is a idiotic douchebag, who thinks he knows something about politics!
AnimalBlackmatism 1 year ago
Get better Artie
queenrocks77 1 year ago 2
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I agree. Love ya and miss you Artie. Get better.
ar4216 1 year ago
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Good news to all of us Artie fans. I was listening to the show today, and Howard has finally spoken a little about Artie. He has been keeping Artie out of the new as of late out of respect for his friend. Well, Howard spoke to Artie and according to Howard, Artie sounds happy. Artie is in one of those things where you talk about your problems, and is going threw alot of counceling. Artie has offically, again according to Howard, been sober for about 56 days. Keep your prayers for him alive.
porpus99 1 year ago
is that jeremy hotz at 1:08?
FuckingStanz 1 year ago
I think so, but am not a hundred percent sure.
porpus99 1 year ago
I hope he is doing better. He took a break from the show and attempted to commit suicide. He is in the hospital last i heard. I hope he is alright though.
porpus99 2 years ago
A break? I'll bet he was either fired or told he had to go to rehab before he could come back. Its another KC situation where we may hear the truth 10 years from now.
Salgernal2 1 year ago
You are wrong and right. Howard did encourage artie to take a break from the show, so he could get better. Howard never fired him though. How often after KC left did you hear from him? Almost never. Artie has been in the news a bit sense he left. The only reason there isnt a day by day update about him is because Howard said to his new staff leave Artie alone. Howard has said on multiable occasions that Artie is one of his best friends. KC was basically just an intern.
porpus99 1 year ago
got to love him. get well ART
arular150486 2 years ago
Makes me fall in love with Artie all over again!
Jorrun 2 years ago
The greatest remake in history, Artie is a king!
negrodiablo 2 years ago
citymerr artie citymerr
heimtime3 2 years ago
God Bless the Baby Gorilla!!!
FIYAAAH!!!!
familyguybro78 2 years ago 3
lmao, fucking epic
DSky2001 2 years ago
this is way better than the original
jumblejunkie 2 years ago 3
Haha. Well...different. Artie shops for clothes at Cab Drivers' Outfitters for sure anyway.
karatezombie 2 years ago
:40 is gross.
yak6ex 2 years ago
Beautiful
albertonofx 2 years ago
I love Artie!
lonesamurai2027 2 years ago
baba'beaver ''voff''
user203 2 years ago
I love artie even more than heroin! I hope the fat bastard doesnt do some stupid shit and end up dead...I hate when great artists die...
sonofagun73 2 years ago 2
He's a faaaaaaaag! Love ya Artie!
markg7921 3 years ago 3
Every time I hear the Ann version, I only hear Artie !!
ROTTYLUV4ME 3 years ago
why would you ever hear this song aside from this. jesus
xrussell101x 3 years ago
Artie is the best. I could hear him sing this shit stain song over and over. Buy "Too Fat to Fish". It kicks ass. Pittsburgh loves that fat, out of control bastard!!!!
PittsburghHarry 3 years ago 4
Hooray Pittsburgh and Artie!
moosedenied 3 years ago
@PittsburghHarry this isn't a shitty song.
grasd2 1 year ago
Great tune, man.
drunkenstooge 3 years ago
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I agree!! Robin has ruined many shows with interruptions. I like her but she needs to shut up more.
jimmi161 (4 months ago)
They need to turn off Robins mic until the news starts so she can't ruin stuff like this with her dumb cackle and dumb comments.
OjaiRoy 3 years ago
lol
iseehaters 3 years ago
I think he was singing to his cupcakes
ohjtbehaaave 3 years ago 16
yu know call me old fashion, but these arent even the right lyrics...i think he's made up his own...(i still got weepy tho) dreamin imust be dreamin, or am i lying here next to u, and bby u take me in your arms, and i know i m wide wide awake & my dream is coming true .... and ohhhhhh i just fall in luv again. just one touch & it happens eeeeeevery time... i cant help myslf. i just fall in lov agn ..and when i do icant help myself, ..........i fall in love with you ... (artie)
frankiepop 3 years ago
Lisa G said she felt something for Artie but was quick to say he would have to change a lot about himself before she would date him. Go to the psychiatrist, lose weight and eat healthy and eventually love himself. My suggestion: go back to heroin. I'm just kidding ofcourse, I love the fat guy, but he couldn't do all those things for Dana, he definitely isn't gonna do it for Lisa G.
faridsim 3 years ago
smart girl....one day some playmate said her friend waited an hour for artie to take her out or home, and when he emerged he said, 'i'd rather go home and take a shit.' LOL he's a nut...he denies it, but it's so him and who would make THAT up... LOL too funny.
frankiepop 3 years ago
The best ever...
umiami85 3 years ago
Fucking moving.
Will316316 3 years ago 3
Fuck you robin was there b4 artie even tho i love artie im going to see him tonite in bmore
mwill10684 3 years ago
They need to turn off Robins mic until the news starts so she can't ruin stuff like this with her dumb cackle and dumb comments.
jimmi161 3 years ago
Brilliant.
tattypatty 3 years ago 2
this is so sad i think artie is going to die
chronicyoke 3 years ago 7
have some faith brotha, one day it will all change for Artie. He will wake up and realize he is a fat fuck, who is capable of loosing weight.
umiami85 3 years ago
artie rocks! love him!!!!!
DEXTERMORGAN77 3 years ago 2
artie rocks! love him!!!!!
DEXTERMORGAN77 3 years ago
Artie is the best. I will miss him when he dies.
MonaandJosh 3 years ago 2
I like the way he sings, it's raw but good.
DEPARTMENTofPEACEusa 3 years ago 2
Artie is the best!!!!
queenrocks77 3 years ago
Artie makes that show. Love when he sings this song. funny stuff
Maizan24 3 years ago 2
Artie rules!! You watch, he will be getting more fit at the end of March.
rstrips 4 years ago
Awesome version and I'm no homo!
MirkoMMA 4 years ago
They'll be playing this at his funeral soon....
trocthree 4 years ago 5
fu ck anne murry ...that bitch dised artie on his b-day
ROBERTKEITHBEATY 4 years ago 3
God bless you Artie.
Rest in peace brother.
webon411 4 years ago 2
My Artie..when are you going to find a nice girl like the dana?
StandupShowcase 4 years ago
You're the best Artie!!!! Love you on The Stern Show. Can't wait to see you do stand-up! God bless ya, bro'! Life would suck without you!!!!
IDzineM 4 years ago 5
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love the show but arte is such a fat disgusting jersey pig
trossk 4 years ago
heat break.. it must be heart break.. that fat bastards as good as dead, lol! Hopefully he will survive until Howard's contract runs out.
SidewalkSicko 4 years ago
Susie. I am still here.
fwcherry 4 years ago
I love when he sings this song.Anne Murray sucks she should of done a duet with Artie for his B-Day.Who does she think She is ?The only place that plays her song theses days is Howard
gersh9472 4 years ago 2
Anne Murray rocks!
NOUNZYKRANZA 4 years ago
ARTIE RULES FIRE!
monroe8656 4 years ago 4
Awesome. It reminds me of something that will be played after he eats him self to death.
trocthree 4 years ago
beautiful song.. just.. beautiful.
JohnnyB0187 4 years ago 3
nice one muntz. :D
iamoblivious 4 years ago
I just looked up the lyrics to this song.... what the hell is artie singing? He is making up shit. lol
trinixia 4 years ago
This is the best.
trinixia 4 years ago
Hahahaha... this is classic
icantseeblue 4 years ago
Anne Murray rocks!
NOUNZYKRANZA 4 years ago
"waaaaaaaa....your son died."
whamm234 4 years ago
XBL3Okxtrv0
earthdog82 4 years ago
Ohhh my, I can never get enough of this when he sings Anne Murray!! So funny! The best is when they were doing the 70's cd collection and they added this in a few weeks ago. I must have listened back to that bit like 10 times!! We love you Artie!!!!!
DSky2001 4 years ago
LOL! Great job on putting this vid together, it really feels like something you'd see on Howard T.V. if and when the Artie has his last cupcake on Earth. And who would've thought that Artie would be responsible for the best cover of an Anne Murray song ever -- even though this is the only Anne Murray song I've ever heard. No, really. ;-)
cherrera7 4 years ago
I hope they ( you tube ) doesn't take this one down....too funny
CraigMacLeod 4 years ago
Artie rules!!
Julian813 4 years ago
Comedy GOLD! I almost crashed my car when I heard this!
BootsSiR 4 years ago
This is one of the best bits ever on Stern. Everytime I hear Artie sing this, I crack up hysterically=) Good job Artie!
SalSter19 4 years ago
Good job dude!
GroverGrove 4 years ago
RIP Artie Lange 1967-2007.
He was a great man.
webon411 4 years ago
dude, you fucked scared me there, (one week ago, that god)! Still he is reckless Just from his Vegas trip last week, jesus I hope he wrapped his junk with the "Bo Derek" cokehead...ow! He was a drunken mess NYE at the Tower in Philly..ugh
TheHoagie 4 years ago