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  • This advert sums up everything that is wrong with Britain.

    Why? I don't know. It just does.

  • The man is my teacher, an he said that the cup was not meant to brake, yet they found it funny so they used it anyway.

  • @xXAbadabadooXx call him a turd for me please

  • Has anyone noticed that she is also a Baileys advert and an advert for energy saving windows???

  • Makes you want to chuck yourself down the stairs. What does it for me is how they look like they're fucking hiding something from me that's rather amusing and I wouldn't be able to handle it even if I knew.

    Can someone shoot them?

  • @Redflowers9 It would be a pleasure to shoot them for you. However I was thinking more along the lines of a flamethrower.

  • @mandolemite Couldn't have put it better myself... or maybe I could >_>

  • & i thought it impossible to dislike this song anymore than i did................. How wrong was i.

  • one of the girls is aporn star in germany

    wow shame

  • @vania1013 link please

  • What a complete fucking holocaust,

  • The bit at 0:07 where you nod your head makes me wanna twat your skull with my baseball bat

  • Halifax with no brians .that could not run a hot dog stand .needed bailed out by us tax payers .they have a hand in ruining this country .and all there fat cats filling there pockets with our money they took from us hard working people of the uk

  • The brunette one certainly gives the impression of being a couple of beers short of a six pack the gormless way she keeps looking at the blonde one for guidance. I would like to seal off the exits in that building and attach a poison gas canister to the air conditioning.

  • What a godawful advert!

  • I met Sarah today. She is the nicest, happiest person. An amazing singer too!

  • why do they act like fucking morons nodding encouragement to each other for pressing a button?

  • Oh look, I've spilt fucking tea all over the place. What a hilariously thick cunt I am.

  • @withnail555 Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah­aha!!! Thanks for that. Needed a laugh.

  • The cup breaking sums up Halifax perfectly - fucking useless!

  • The bloke walks out and the handle breaks on her cup hahahahahhahah fucking hell my sides hahahahhahhahahahahohohohohoho­hohohahahahahguffaw ehehehehehe no stop you are killing me guffaw.

  • @ITSASYRUP helair

  • who is the brunette?

  • an insult to anyone who's ever worked in radio.

  • Do you think the cup was actually meant to break, or did that just happen by accident and they kept it in?!

  • I FUCKIN DETEST THIS ADVERT

  • Does anyone know how to get dedications played on Radio Halifax? I want to dedicate "Money Money Money" By Abba to everyones Friend Freddy Goodwin and wish him a happy retirement.

  • HowardfromHalifax is a fake and a poor one at that.

  • its not even ... well ... whats it trying to do!?

  • wankers! i hate these adverts so much! stop them now!

  • Shows how halifax can't afford decent mugs..

  • This is one of the single most annoying, shi1te adverts that has graced British television screens. The actresses (?) are god awful, the script makes no sense - WHY IS A HANDLE FALLING OFF A MUG FUNNY?? The ad agency wankers behind this deserve a lot of pain for forcing this into the world.

    Only comment I have ever made on Youtube, but this pisses me off so much I felt I had to say something.

  • MOST FUCKING ANNOYING ADVERT EVERRRRRRRRRR. just came on youtube to let that out, and im talking about that blonde one!!

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggMAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I don't know why but I just want to do rude things to these two.

  • this is so infrurating, as she bops her head to the music i can feel my blood boiling by the second, que awful fake 'oops the mug broke' and voila the shittest most annoying advert the world has seen.

  • Oh fucky you!

  • Hate this ad! One of the most annoying advert I've ever seen..

  • Applewood you blonde bimbo, I hope you are happy now you have my job. A year ago the public couldnt enough of my cheeky song and dance routines, and my round jam jar glasses. Now youve got everyone watching just because they want to fuck you and your brunette mate. Halifax cant go kiss my black arse!! Youre' loving this arent you, you attention whore.

  • @HowardFromHalifax That.. is absolutely brilliant.

  • whores

  • I'd love to 'Halifax' Sarah Applewood again anyday. I creamed her Current Account whilst I was att uni over in Hull. Boy did she go like the clappers.....she simply shagged the living day lights out of me for 8 hours. Sadly she met some dork and shacked up with him before you could say .......Oh lucky Him! Two sproggs later shes on the telly ! Same old Grimwood (real name)

  • I am really not sure why these ads still exist today.

  • Everything about this makes me go - aaaarrghhh - I changed my account because of this - apparently colonel Gaddafi is using this to torture his enemies -and it works better than having hot coals put in their eyes!!!

  • the blonde one - if i open a current account do i get to take her home?

  • the brunette looks like a retard

  • @minimaxj I hardly noticed for some reason

  • @minimaxj It's the tank top - has a retarding effect

  • I wish the cup was full of acid!!

  • Could someone explain why they laughed? 

  • ARAAAAAAARRGHGHGHGGGGGGGHHHHHH­HHHHHH

  • @minimaxj hahahahha ..i second that lol

  • "Deals that arent available to anyone else" ????, how does that make sense, there available to every one who wants to do buiness with the clowns.Always fresh faced men and woman in their ads, wheres the real people who dont particularly find lifes a breeze working for a company who want to shaft you at every oppertunity.

  • blonde 1- good things happen.......what like watching you finger your mate?

  • notice how they depict men as dorks in ads

  • so basically... Halifax is shit?

  • Misery is that moment when a Halifax ad comes on the telly and you look up and it isn't the one with Sarah Applewood in it. : )

  • Seriously, these twats should be vivisected.

  • its a borin advert but i lmao when the cup breaks! :)

  • I hate all of Halifax adverts I always turn off the volum or change channel I'll never ever have an account there...

  • I took £160,000 out of my account because of bad telephone banking service. Shame they waste money on these ads, when they can't even pick up the phone to help a customer of good standing.

    Perhaps the Halifax is really a radio station, and I should have kept the money somewhere safer, like under my bed.

  • Its strange but every time a halifax advert comes on i blackout and wake up hours later with somebody else's blood all over me i just cant work it out.

  • FUCK THIS ADVERT.

    FUCK. THIS. FUCKING. ADVERT.

  • @KaliberKing i feel your pain

    

  • I think the brunette is gorgeous! Anyone know her name?

  • @mister8765 Fliss Walton and yeah agree,,,

  • piss off halifax.

  • Both girls have fabulous feet and like nothing better than having them tickled

    

  • Fuck off Halifax your annoying adverts make the voices in my head say dark things

  • The hot blonde is stage actress Ms Sarah Applewood, google her!

  • I believe this is merely a parody of a radio station. In the same way Halifax is a parody of a bank. Both the Halifax and this advert are shite.

  • The blonde chick has the eyes of the Trololol man (Eduard Khil).

  • rxchtfjghvkbjrxdcfghvjfdghdhfg­jhszdgxfhgj

    sorry, just trying to wipe the jizz off my keyboard

  • 0:18.......its PC plumb the thick cunt from ballymorry.Ps...The blonde wud get it all night long

  • Look I know it's not an original or topical comment, but someone help me. Are the advertisers saying that Halifax has an actual radio station or there's a radio station in its branch or what? What is going on? What genius sold this shit as an idea?

  • @alieev Lol what crawled up your ass and died? You're clearly just mad because you're a Russian peasant with zero net worth. Cry more faggot ;)

  • I used to work for the Halifax and can tell you that even from the inside it was a complete joke. 90% of the time when customers contacted the bank, it was either because the Halifax was trying to shaft them, or had screwed something up. The general consensus was "Customers are idiots. Get all you can out of them, then kick them to the curb".

    Good things happen? What a load of BS. Adverts like this are nothing more than bait. My advice would be to stay well clear of this lot.

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  • bank adverts should be BANNED

  • never mind dropping the tea, how about thse two doing a bit of girl on girl action with a double ended dildo.....now that`d get me banking with the halifax

  • @glenn1340 oh banking with Halifax thought you said W!!!!!!!!!! lol

  • I can't remember the last time an advert would make me change channels to avoid it; total load of wank.

  • @TheUTubeTeamSucks Go Compare?

  • @lewisner Thats marginally more tolerable.

  • ..Shit fucking song, even worse fucking advert.

  • I reckon they purposefully weakened the handle on that mug to make the advert more eventful.

  • Shit Ads, Shit Acting,Shit Bank. This ad sums up what is wrong with the Banking System. Full of 3rd generation brain dead yuppies.

  • What a shit advert!! The acting is shocking!! The plot is even worse!! And the message is lost!! Everything is bad about it. What a load of shite!!

  • Whats the name of the song? Anyone tell a brother please?!

  • Anyone else think the blonde looks a bit like Zoe Ball?

  • Most annoying advert ever the song pisses me off!

  • I used to work at the Halifax and I would say that this advertisement is pretty true to life.

    True as in the people who worked there were a complete bunch of lifeless cunts, so much so that if someone came in on Monday morning and said 'Mary from mortgages died of cancer on the weekend' I would do this *shrugs shoulders*

    x

  • Dog shit in a dark alley

  • The blonde is great if she wants my number she's welcome to it

  • The budget must have been 50p.

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  • The birds are nice granted but the advert is ****.

  • Ah ha ha ha ! thatys so funny, ha ha! she dropped a cup, ahh ha ha , ha ha ha, HA HA HA AH HA HA AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF

  • The geezer has been stiring her teabag with his nob ,she was too polite to tell him to poke his hairy tea cup. WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT THIS ADS ARE WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING !!

  • Blondie could pour cups of boiling hot tea over me and I'd been grateful for it.

  • I wish I could kill everyone involved with the making of this advert. Fuck I hate this advert.

  • I fucking hate this advert. I want to chop them cunts to bits with a big axe.

  • Blonde is hot to trot

  • cumtastic blonde.

  • I wonder how much their budget was, and this is what they came up with.

  • sarah applewood needs the full legnth of the white rhino horn

  • i don't know what's more cringe worthy this halifax ad or the icer icer baby one

  • The blonde is nice, but the brunette is gorgeous.

  • Dumb blonde.

  • 0:21-0:26. Chuck Norris was pissed off...

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  • FIIT

  • I HATE YOU WAN+ERS =)

  • This blond is the only one in the world that would make me think about having a second wife. I love her. One cofee with her one of this days would make my day. Lucky guy that is puting his hands on her.

  • Two lovely girls, one totally crap commercial. Is this how halifax spends it's customer's money, employing imcompetent nurks who ass about pretending to be dj's?

  • I like the brunette's smile.

    Sounds like I'm fortunate not to do business with Halifax.

  • id love to do that blonds gary!

  • The only reason I came to this is so I could wank to that blonde...

  • @MrBlooDudette For a change the smuttiest comment is the most sensible, I hope you make a mess on the chest of Halifax when you're done!

  • @harrynicholas Aha, I was only really kidding. This advert makes me cringe more than when gordon brown smiles.

  • You bailed us out - Oh lucky you

    We raped your savings - Oh lucky you

    Halifax, you taking the piss or what?? Bastards.

  • dropping her tea all over the DJ desk is about par for the course for the Halifax. Not content with completely shafting us all with their limited understanding of how to value property, assess mortgages, they now try to make out they are running a radio station and balls that up as well. I want to see Heart or Magic go head to head with these numpties and start offering mortgages. My money is on the radio stations to have a better clue what they are doing on the financial front than HBOS.

  • The morons who came up with these adverts need to be sent away for biological testing.

  • she,d get it,thats for sure.

  • that looks as complicated as NASA mission control

  • @GriefTourist I am pissing myself writing this. Brilliant !!!!!!!

  • She uses the power of her gaze to command people...I imagine foreplay would work quite well.

  • Halifax cunts.

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  • @andyfieldmagic They do it by wobbling their necks about. How this commercial can say anything other than 'dipsy clumsy twats wasting the customer's money' I don't know. Unless they rely on hatemail and innocents who open an account thinking 'they can't be that bad surely?'.

  • the blond is hot. 

  • "Ohh look at me! I can hold one hand to my ear, like a real DJ!"

    Fucking CUNTS!

  • horrible saccharine shite

  • the blonde one is sarah applewood

  • i hate women who work in offices

  • @GriefTourist I know what you mean and I agree.

  • @GriefTourist hahahahah

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  • 0:26  PFFF AAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA! -.-

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  • The brunette is so cute, I pick her.

  • @SasukeUchiha36511 Give me a break - I'd take both of them. D'oh.

  • beautifull blond

    

  • @RuiMorgadoSCP Give me a break - I'd take both of them. D'oh.

  • the mug is on a piece of fucking string!

  • @crozly Probably because the dj is too stoopid to hold it properly in the first place (not the actress, the person she's portraying) ie the average halifax employee who shouldn't be allowed near coffe mugs let alone money because it just kinda gets away from them.

  • the blonde one is fitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­t

  • To O neworld87...Really i think she is one of the prettiest women i have seen...

  • @jim171149 I was thinking the same thing. Theres not many bank adverts that you look up on you tube!!!!

  • The blonde onelooks like carli from the inbetweeners

  • - if a woman spilt her tea in real life she'd be screaming and cursing

  • @adamscott The average Halifax employee thinks it's immensly funny, same as when they accidentally lose some of your money.

  • The song is called Lightning seeds - Lucky You.

  • yous are all sad no life freaks commenting on the fucking halifax advert

  • @ellz1996 your commenting on the halifax advert!!! hahahahaha

  • @ellz1996 you idiot

  • Ok, so the blonde one might be attractive, but why does she have to prompt her friend to increase the sound level EVERY FUCKING TIME she's stopped talking???!? As far as I can tell, her friend isn't blind or deaf. Also, whats with the finger on the right-hand side of her headphones? Its not going to drop off your head y'know? Then she drops the cup of tea - "ooh burning hot tea dripping over the edge of the desk scalding my thighs....how hilarious!" grrrrrrrr.......she's still sexy though!

  • The brunette one has very nice eyes! The blondies nice but I'd pick the brunette! Anyone know her name by any chance? Lol

  • @Gauge9 - yes i agree the brunette is really cute

  • shame she does look that great in real life

  • yea.... that blond is hot

  • They look like cybermen with those massive headphones

  • She's called Sarah Applewood, she's on myspace.

  • Would'nt mind dropping my slops in that blondes lap...

  • @jim171149 I second that!

  • Id let the pair of them shit in my mouth,