Retsufrash Escape - Part 1/3

[evrbody]

Mickey has to have voided his bowels by now.

[BlargGargle]

Mickey's middle name is "Gabrielle"?? XD

[cyberhoodlum]

Bible: NKJV. Verily, if thou wantest to get one interested in ye olde Bible, then thou must introduceth thee to thy New King James Version... eth.

[JackgarPrime]

Oh god, this animation is WAY too floaty. You have to learn to snap these animations, mang! My animation teacher from a couple years ago would flip his shit if he saw this.

[MrSmegheneghan]

I lost it once the guard slipped on the water.

[KoyasuNoBara]

The story is weak, the gameplay is stupid, the characters are one-dimensional, and most of the performances are lacking...But I do enjoy Tiong's (Dan's) voice, to the point where I had to rewatch the beginning of this because I was paying more attention to him than the commenters. Had to do that a couple of times, actually, because I only noticed that I was ignoring them when the girl spoke.

[MrGuyPwnsYou]

@KoyasuNoBara You forgot the 10/10

[chitoryu12]

Can I just point out how obvious it is that the shotgun was modeled after the same cheap airsoft gun I have?

[lydiarosechambers]

your voices in the background... makes me laugh :')

[monsterbad0]

*ahem*

Taken from the creator's (Godlimation's) website:

"I have spoken with Edwyn Tiong (Voice actor of Dan McNeely) regarding the continuation with the trapped series. The next installment will be coming out this year. :D McNeely is washed on shore after the escape from within the safe, and finds himself stranded on a mysterious island where an evil lurks. Could this evil be greater than the sinister behind the immorgamsics?"

That's right. Trapped 4. It's called "-Stranded-"

[GazzyW007]

@monsterbad0 ...whut.

WHAT.

[TheTheEyeCreature]

@monsterbad0 What.

[NintendoCentralFan12]

OMAHDON!!!!

[Magitek1112]

Why is it that so many bad movies and games often have the ridiculously overacting villian as their only redeeming factor?

[somedamnfangirl]

Why does Dan look so different from the first episode of the trilogy? I want consistency in my cruddy Flash games, dammit!

[WhiteTiger225]

Dan McFeely, you will die for killing Mickey!

*Dawson walks in*

Hey Dan, did you kill Rita?

*Dawson stares awkwardely for 2 minutes before turning and walking away*

And from that day forward, crime was, as we know it, forever stopped, and world peace settled upon the world.

[starfirecrystal]

were ya'll sparking a lighter?? @ :36

[XxMariofan21xX]

@starfirecrystal slowbeef

[SilvarusLupus]

Lip syncing bothers me so much...

All the villain needs as a mustache to twirl.

[AdamDuffield]

"You took his life away!" Yeah well thats the definition of murder

[WhiteTiger225]

@AdamDuffield And what a wasted one liner

"Well to be fair, He started it, I just ended it." It's sad when you see a good design/written character in a pile of shit.

[AdamDuffield]

@WhiteTiger225 Oh dont forget "Why did you ... destroy his life?"

My god, she is just so set on not using the word kill or murder, guess its not "artistic" enough xP

[hiurro]

Whitey, did you kill Rita?

[PTp1ranha]

@hiurro No, but he did take her life away.

[CeleryMan3]

I'm going as Dan McNeely for halloween.

[MrKerplunkers]

Jason, did you know Rita?

[MellowMink]

Why do people spend weeks on programming for flash games but can't take the few seconds to notice spelling errors?

[SirTotallyAwesome]

@MellowMink More importantly, why do people spend weeks on programming for flash games when the end result is something like this?

[shinobi67]

I love how she says "My name is detective so and so" So basically, her first name is "detective" lowercase.

[fireflocs]

If you look, her hairstyle keeps changing. Also, she seems to randomly gain and lose earrings.

[TheFryBoy1]

@NeoTStyle you thought slowbeef was innocent before you found out he smoked? Have you not heard his other retsupuraes?

[TimidOrgy]

i swear his voice is a balthier soundboard and now that i have recognized that i will never touch a final fantasy game again in my life. fuck.

[barretm107fan]

@TimidOrgy whut

[JanitorAntisocial]

I just noticed the sound of someone trying to strike a lighter at 0:36. Either slowbeef or Proteus must be trying to light up watching this monstrosity unfold.

I don't blame them.

[NeoTStyle]

WHY DO I FEEL SO TRAPPED?

[grottypissedstained]

Poor Joe Biden.

[HuskyVerbatim]

The plot is Instrumentality?!

[joesmomisdead]

The CEO of Armor Games is named Daniel McNeely. Go Figure

[Davtwan]

@joesmomisdead Considering the gang in this series is named the Armor Gangees (or however the hell that's spelled)...

[kefkasakura]

@joesmomisdead Hell, I'm pretty sure everyone on Armor Gamsees is a reference to the whole Armor Games' staff.

[LiteralKa]

They put Mickey's shirt back on before they threw him back, but took hers off?

[krilc]

His face keeps changing shape!

I didnt notice it at first but then it really started to piss me off.

Watch the firstcutscene and count how many times Dan's face shifts around, changes style or just looks nothing like he did a second ago.

Diala's face seems somewhat consistant, but even that degrades with the artists getting lazier over time

[joesmomisdead]

Dan McNeely cosplay. Make it happen.

[WinnerTakeAllBLAGOPS]

"Not my toilet ROLE"

[akiratubo]

10:11

Bwahahahaha!

[CommanderMantis]

You'd think she would be more suited for the office, until she crams the copy machine full of bananas.

[Goodguy33]

He slipped forward!

[CrossedCelt]

How is she supposed to escape without a banana?

[ADBHLS]

4:58

GROTTY PISS STAINED TOI-

Wait, never mind.

[paulwarnstedt]

there is a amv for the trapped series in the related videos, ...could be parody...not likely...to afraid to click...

[AlklinePrism]

the guard u call with the little cat bell that has like greenish hair sounds like Vegeta when he says quit wasting my time.

[MrYushi560]

Whenever they say Dan McNeely, I keep hearing Ted Neeley.

[leviathan1173]

You guys can hate on the game, I suppose it's kinda corny, but don't hate on David Orr just because his music is in a game you don't like.

[RiiidgeRaacer]

Whoever voiced Dan, has possibly the single smuggest voice I've ever heard. I keep expecting him to suddenly spawn a monacle and top hat.

[WhiteTiger225]

"Why did you end his life?"

"Well he started it!"

Honestly, that should be a Joker line in Arkhum City!

[LessthanJake14]

10:11

Just to watch that GREAT slipping animation over and over again.

[ViashinoWizard]

@LessthanJake14 "OOWAAAH..."

[JanitorAntisocial]

The plot for this series is as inconsistent as the size of Dan McNeely's nose.

[adamkirby1]

HUUUAUAAAAA

[PsychicBluthSnake]

I watch these Godlimitation episodes when I am feeling down. Anyone else do the same?

[CasaiAgicap]

@PsychicBluthSnake Just to get that boost in religious ecstasy, eh?

[PsychicBluthSnake]

@CasaiAgicap Haha partially but mainly to see Slowbeefs and Diabetus reaction to the 'plot'.

[Mooklette]

@PsychicBluthSnake Proteus, not Diabetus O:

[conorsmitheire]

i mean the wankers who made this fukkin video. YOU who are commenting while playing the game

[deviltetsuo555]

@conorsmitheire

you don't understand what these guys do then i take it?

[conorsmitheire]

@deviltetsuo555 i dont know what u mean 

[lich109]

@conorsmitheire I thought it was called a lets play, I guess commentating while playing a game is completely alien to you. Also, there is plenty of criticism in these videos.

The point the guy tried to make, was if they made an unnecessary video, telling how they felt, you probably shouldn't write an unnecessary comment telling how you feel.

[Hammerman24]

@conorsmitheire You have no idea about the idea behind "Retsupurae" do you?

[conorsmitheire]

you guys are annoying...why comment at all?!?!!

[krazykillerhippo]

@conorsmitheire well if you didn't like it ...why comment at all?!?!!

[conorsmitheire]

@krazykillerhippo to say how i feel...duh

[momoandmiz]

Dialysis? Haha, perfect answer.

[D00D64]

Well, at the very least, THIS time, your arrival in hell has a nice squeaky clean toilet.

[Wanderer2266]

Use Mickey's body as a baterring ram to bust open the cell door.

[arkadarius]

Every character has like 10 different faces, it's amazing.

[T3hWaffleman]

Dan's smmmmmmmmmug voice is the only good thing about this series.

[JRas135]

In the opening cinematic, why does Dan's face shift art styles so often?

[TequilaSpider]

"or your friend...what's his name? Mickey?" Smells his finger and laughs...huh? What, did his finger smell of ass and he found it hilarious?

[TheProjectMJ]

Wait, she already knew Mickey was dead, why did she freak out so much?

[adolescentbeat]

ok im kind of drunk right now so i could be reading that wrong but why is mickeys middle name gabrielle that is a girls name wtf

[Me14986]

10:10  Hwahahaaaa...!

[shovethissite]

Don't make fun of Merrick, he has Youngblood's Disease!

[grit1]

Good thing Dan had a spare bible to stop yet another bullet

[DayBreakization]

Play "Monster Basement." I dare you.

[zzyzx0788]

@DayBreakization You weren't kiddin about that game.

[steveharley0345]

A 4 piece orchestra?

oh proteus...

[xAzureIzumix]

10:09 - 10:17 is so bad it's FUNNY. XD

[trumpeter811]

oh mickey your so fine your so fine you blown my mind hey mickey 

[xelnagahomie]

This game is as bad as Double Hitler.

10/10.

[Luccifan45]

Have you ever tried to talk like Merik or the generic guard?

That shit hurts.

[Dogletta]

@Luccifan45 It's like talking like Solid Snake for 8 hours.

[Shazzmatazz]

Am I the only one who finds 'destroy his life' a really odd choice of words?

[Gkenz333]

Wasn't he wearing sunglasses?

[MooseyFate100]

"Do you have a handle to this sink in your cell?" "Sure does!"

[KenBlake]

I'm sure someone said this already but the people who made these games had to be inspired by Macguyver.

[SpongeBobPore]

Geez, she loses a lot of her hair ridiculously quickly.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

I was watching this, when suddenly rick astley started playing lights out so loud the sound of its stupid puzzles was drowned! PRAISE ASTLEY

[d3nyd]

Why do I feel so... trapped... while watching this video?

[Fatality65]

10:01 Is that the water giving us the finger?

[bloodriotiori]

i'm curious how mickey made it through the bars in the sewer...but she had to go give a cat a sewer fish to get a blow torch that she was only able to get because she combined a rope with a banana and a knife after she used a screw driver that was placed inside of the very car she was locked into because her partner was going down to solve this problem in the first place...but then again how did the BAD GUYS get through there in the first place when the bars were sti*BOOM HEAD EXPLODES!!*.......

[Gaiacarra]

"You need the sink handle?"

"Yeah, I think I have an idea."

WELL I'M FUCKING GLAD YOU DO BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DON'T.

[Mr00Ted]

more valuable than our old ford falcon.

DID SHE JUST FUCKING BAD MOUTH THE FORD FALCON!??!

goddammit, some people can't appreciate fine machinery.

[Nellis4543]

It's not physically possible for a Sink to overflow that much. And covering the hole with a towel wouldn't stop it. The creator simply does not know the law of physics. The lines seem scripted and they actors talked in a monotone voice.

10/10

[MrSpazDoctor]

I hate you all, Im an athiest and I have a fasination of religion I came for it. I was wrong, you promised. The voices sucked.

10/10

[GazzyW007]

He started it.

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[6Shooter28]

Did anyone else notice that he carries around his membership card which expired seven years ago?

[LeRoiSoleilLuv]

Alright Delia

shake it off, bitch

[xplay108]

Praise Jebus! Thank you for taking my loved one and getting me thrown in jail.

[SamuraiFoochs]

I hate to double comment but Mickey's middle name is GABRIELLE.

[SamuraiFoochs]

The image of a 4 piece orchestra just following her around gets me every time I think about it;

[BobSpotOn]

I feel so TRAPPED in this place! My friend locked me in his car so that he can go on PURSUIT of this crazy ass motherfucker! I've found my friend but he is dead, and now I must ESCAPE from this crazy ass motherfucker's fucking place!

[UberRusty]

@BobSpotOn That's spot on, Bob.

[BonesAndBones]

GRUNNBUM

[ZavionSrath]

I love that their evil criminal syndicate has membership photo identification cards.

[WilliamLongfellow]

Wait, Mickey lost his jacket in the sewer in part 2! Why is he wearing it here? I've discovered the one logical flaw in this Godlimation masterpiece!

[TAGMOMG]

You know, it's sort of Ironic that this "company" also made a game "inspired" by Point Blank.

Why? Well, Point Blank made more sence then this. And the first game had a adventure mode where you fight LIVING FUCKING TEADY BEARS AND NUMBER TILES. AND IT STILL MAKES MORE SENCE THEN THIS SHIT.

[TAGMOMG]

(BTW, yes, the point blank rippoff isn't that good either. It seems to be programed to have you play the same minigame over and over again, annoying voice acting consisting of "Blub blub berb!" ,vauge instructions, and the fact it gives you lives every time you win make it CRAP. and it had about three sequals, with not that many improvments between each. Look for "armoured Triger" (Get it armor games reference lolz). The first one isn't actualy called that, but you can just look on GL's page.)

[sonicfeet]

01:57

He's become an Uncanny Valley baby.

[somepartsareme]

This is like the only remotely good game on Newgrounds.

And even still...

[RobloxLegomania]

Man! Why didn't Diala combine the shampoo with the bible to make wet pages, to throw in the toilet to hold the dirty poop to throw at the guards to have the light hit the staff that points to the location of the Ark of the Covenant that will then- Sh*t, I'm getting ahead of myself.

[tomato3456]

The irony is that these games WILL make you say 'Jesus Christ...'

[Metalrasputian]

I own a Seiko watch... Just thought I'd put it out there...

[Metalrasputian]

@DarkMage2X His chin changes sizes anymore...

[DarkMage2X]

Ugh, the size of Dan's pupils changes every single time. Look at it!

[PubertyBoy9001]

@DarkMage2X GODDAMNIT, NOW I CAN'T STOP NOTICING THAT!

[Monkeyboy92037]

i like how you posted the same comment 4 times

[standby4excita]

@Monkeyboy92037 well played sir

[HHKelevra]

This game has a nice loading bar. 10/10

[gawzz]

i just noticed that slowbeef started to smoke at 0:39

[NeoTStyle]

@gawzz

slowbeef smokes?

aww... ;_;

[JanitorAntisocial]

@NeoTStyle

I heard he's been trying to quit.

I have no idea if he stuck to that by now.

[NeoTStyle]

@JanitorAntisocial

That's great.

It just kinda gets to me when I find out that someone I like smokes. They just don't appear innocent to me anymore. ;_; Yet I'm totally fine with moderated drinking, because it makes everything funnier. Kind of a paradox there really.

[reggaepuppy126]

Wow this game was fucking retarted

10/10

[SenseiLeRoof]

Guard: "Whoa! This floor is awesome, I gotta have a closer look!"

[NutNapalm]

5:35 - well it is the king james version - you expect the version endorsed by batshit fundies to not be fucked up?

[lolilops54]

10:12 lmao

[ThatGastrodon]

Did they pick Dan's voice actor to have the hammiest voice possible?

[Myrmidon51]

@ThatGastrodon Yes, and we love him for it.

[spetnaz93]

why is it that at the begining she is only a little upset at mickeys death, but when they thrown him in she spases out and says "you took our freindship" how does that not make sense

[GrimReaper19]

*Burns food supply*

God damnit, now I'm out of food.

[lalalei2001]

I busted up laughing when the guard slipped in the water. XD

[Owl1222]

Wait, so.... Dialla in the first part was a helpless maid. In the second part, they write off the first part as a movie where Dialla played the role of a helpless maid. And now she's an undercover agent? O_o

Oh yeah, and didn't Dan feel horrible when he found out he was a serial killer in the first part? And now he happily accepts that role!?

Now I'm confused as to how exactly the story of this series goes...

[NamratsTheStarman]

Let me try to explain, mostly because I love pain.

Dialla was an undercover agent in Greenbaum's mansion. She was caught, and tied up. In the end, Dan recalls his identity as leader of the group, and embraces it immediately (hence his laugh at the end of Trapped). Later, a movie is made of the incident (Dialla hopes she isn't portrayed as a "damsel in distress") and she continues her duties as an agent. Finally, the events of Escape reveal that most of Trapped and Pursuit was a facade.

[NamratsTheStarman]

Immorgamsics rewrote Dialla's past in her mind, and caused her to lose sight of her position as leader of the crime group. Mickey is still her partner, but not her boyfriend. Everything up to the final room scene of Escape, honestly, has to be taken with the possibility that it is a complete mental facade.

[NamratsTheStarman]

The more I watch this, the more I realize how amazingly Dialla was butchered, as far as animation goes. The first shot you see of her in Pursuit is actually reasonably attractive (within the bounds of the animation style, of course), but as the games go on, the animation style gets more and more horrible, to the point where it looks like her cheeks protrude 6 inches from the base of her skull.

[sonicfeet]

She looks like a male King of the Hill character here (not saying KOTH's art style is bad).

[ZeroShift0]

she needs to aim down the sight to shoot at a person who's almost arms length away from her

[RRVCrinale]

Does anybody notice that Dan sounds increasingly like Liquid Snake through all this?

If we meet him later on in this RP and he starts going on about his recessive genes, I'm outta here.

[DarkMage2X]

@RRVCrinale To me, he sounds more like Solid Snake, Liquid Snake's voice is way less raspier than Dan's voice.

[CasualVideoGamer]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[lonerurouni187]

That slipping animation was too realistic for my blood.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

c'mon, slowbeef, don't kill dave! he's the only person who did his job right!

[founder287]

Why not just splash a handfull of water on the floor? Why have it overflow all through the cell and outside?

Making the guard slip... You see, HERE is where that damn banana in the last installment would have made some sense. But no, it had to be used as a... fishing rod.

[DenOfVipers]

I love the living shit out of 1:53..."Ahahaha, I killed yer boyfriend, ya PRICK! Ahahah..."

[IkeVanDykeLmS]

yeah, you know what

that unnecessary animation is gonna drive me up the fucking wall

Ugh (grabs a beer)

[joepearcee]

10:11

[kingyugi2003]

Marik has Youngblood's Disease!!!

[Icerama108]

*puts coin in drain* Now the waters overflowing, dammit!

[TotalSimpleton]

*chops off hand*

God damnit, now I only lost one hand and I'm going to die of blood loss. FUCK.

[Icerama108]

*Gaurd slips on water an dies*

God damnit, now the gaurd is dead and I can't pick up anything.

[Chef033]

2:00

Nice square gun barrel.

[Fastokker]

Retarnold rapeface.

[3131222]

Who the fuck names a male "Gabrielle"? Even for a middle name that's pretty embarrassing

[biscuitpups1998]

Just saw that movie, Cleanliness is next to Godliness

[0rionBTL]

The guard walks like a South Park character, for crying out loud!

[Alexandurs]

who is lighting a cigarette at 0:38, is it part of the animation sound or one of the rpers?

[RewolfJ]

I have a feeling Mickey is a self-insert of the author, and Diala is supposed to be a girl he has a platonic relationship with in real life he's trying to impress. Then she saw part 2 was like "WTF?" so now he's back-pedaling with her being all "You killed my FRIEND! You ended our FRIENDSHIP!" over her boyfriend.

[Myrmidon51]

I have to say, as bad as this game is. Dan Mcneely's ridiculous hammy vilainy has a weird charm to it.

[Myrmidon51]

@DenOfVipers Nah, it's so ridiculously cliched it turns around in on itself and becomes something special.

[Kanajukun]

"I just had a near death experience."

"That's interesting."

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