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  • Funny Scenes montage. Basically the entire movie.

  • mute button we mey agin

  • fuck your music

  • bitch please!! that music is AWESOME!!!!!

  • but my 2 personal favs is WARNING ASSHOLES ARE CLOSER THEN THEY APAER!,

    the Police Secne with the Murder Suspect getting jelly over seeing the size of the roachs dick and killing him.

  • i allmost lolz at the shitty music alone.

  • might as well post the whole thing, i laughed throughout the entire movie

  • I like this guy <3

  • Haha i love it when he bites that guy!!!

  • Hello........ I'd like to ASS you a few questions! THE BEST!!!!

  • its so happy 3:11 

  • 4:09 its like looking into the future of his career .... mr. poppers penguins

  • Ehehehehe

  • Classic comic movie love jim carrey funniest movie ever before the hangover bothare classic movies

  • martha mets? oh the bitch lol

  • hahhahah its ALIVE! its ALIVE!

  • dude awesome song at the beginning , what song is it?

  • @losferi that music is horrible

  • @goose01ca Maybe to you, not for the likes of us. (:

  • courteney is so beautiful

  • what the hell, what happened with "Yes, Satan?" Quote?

  • fail 4 intro music

  • The intro is a masterpiece of editing. 

  • @HHGFHJGFHJGFJTYFJDGY haha no its called sweep picking it makes you sound a lot faster than you are cheers :)

  • WTF IS UP WITH THE SHITTY MUSIC PRIK

  • 3:11 If only WE ALL got payed that way.

  • 3:56 - 3:58 on the right theres Zapdos the Pokemon 'o.0

  • @stickfiguresmaster you're mentally retarded.

  • @mkim1224 *blocked* im sorry what sir?

  • @stickfiguresmaster you're mentally retarded.

  • @mkim1224 SO I GUESS BLOCKING YOU FROM MY CHANNEL DIDNT ALSO INCLUDE YOU NOT BEING ABLE TO LEAVE ME COMMENTS ALRIGHT THEN SO WHY IS IT YOU THINK IM RETARDED? FOR THE ZAPDOS THING OR?

  • @stickfiguresmaster lol umad. Also, you're mentally retarded.

  • @mkim1224 are those the only words youve learned to say within 10yrs at school? truthfully im not mentally retarded nor am i retarded to began with cause if i was mentally retarded ide have no idea how to spell or read the words im typing right now, as an example: 100x38945 = 3,894,500 i dont think a mentally retarded kid is capable to do that now shuve off i have no time for delinquents such as yourself peasant in fact if you even came near me my 12 yrs of karate class can break you

  • @stickfiguresmaster you're mentally retarded.

  • @mkim1224 <-- is that all you can say? RETARD

  • @stickfiguresmaster you're mentally retarded.

  • @mkim1224 I FUCKED YOUR MOM WITH A SPOON AND THEN I RAMMED YOUR DADS ASS WITH A KNIFE THEN I CHAINSAWED YOUR GRANDMAS HEAD OFF THEN I PEE'D ON YOUR GRANDPA

  • @stickfiguresmaster Lol, so mad. BTW, you're mentally retarded.

  • @mkim1224 what are you accomplishing by calling me retarded? shouldn't we be done with what ever fight occured? can we just put aside the fight become friends? and actually im never mad when typing on a computer i feel nothing aside from nervous

  • @stickfiguresmaster <--- Mentally retarded.

    btw, admitting defeat... so weak.

  • @mkim1224 Look i really dont understand why your still calling me mentally retarded when my birth certificate and papers say im healthy and 100% born correctly by the fact that my mom told me a doctor claims due to alot of research that if i do very good in school for a long time they might already hire me at 16 depending on my states law and services at stores and hes right i work at target and i store the electronic isel full of 3ds, ds, wii stuff every few weeks a couple times

  • @stickfiguresmaster Have I ever told you that you're mentally retarded?

  • @mkim1224 enjoying the game of copy your previous comment? all you have to do now is buy it from the app store from itunes

  • @stickfiguresmaster I don't read comments written by mentally retarded people.

  • @mkim1224 look whos talking

  • @stickfiguresmaster You're mentally retarded.

  • @mkim1224 hi, its been 5 days since we've said anything to each other anymore and im just curious if your all done being mad at me for what ever it is i might've done mean or wrong if you could tell me what i did ill be more then happy to saying sorry for it if reasonable secondly ive friend invited you and subscribed to you if what you can do for me is return the favor ide be happy

  • @stickfiguresmaster you're mentally retarded.

  • @mkim1224 unsubscribed

  • @stickfiguresmaster yup. Mentally retarded.

  • @mkim1224 and this time its suprisingly not your mothers asshole

  • Please...the opening crawl...SPELL!

  • you sir or manm have earned a subscription for the 3 awesome ace ventura videos.

  • H0ly testical 2sday

  • GET OUT THE CAB!

  • LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING!!!

  • @angelfist1000 <-- sucks cocks

  • @stickfiguresmaster you think thats a insult?

  • @angelfist1000 nah, the bigger insult to our earth is your family bunch of bitches hoes gangsters and rednecks

  • @stickfiguresmaster thats pathetic dude thats pathetic get i fucking life you think you can make my life any fucking worse be my fucking guest take a shot

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  • @stickfiguresmaster me as well dude im a metalhead

  • @angelfist1000 sorry for the fight bro... ._.'' no hard feelings? ^_^?

  • @stickfiguresmaster you too

    

  • @angelfist1000 =) that worked out nicely

  • that tank part was my favorite! Ace Ventura is a classic! "if i'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer." Jim Carrey is hands down my favorite comedian of all time :)

  • FUNNY SCENES?!...WHAT YOU UPLOADED THE WHOLE MOVIE

  • "Ass you a few questions", laughed so hard I snorted.

  • OMGWTFBBQ Ear Rapage Much? 

  • the song stinks

    

  • i love the intro. fuck all yall

  • @MrONeil11 Whats the name of the band?

  • @spearchucker91 Atreyu

    the song is called: Bleeding Mascara

  • "If I'm not back in five minutes....just wait longer.."

  • MY EAERSSSSSSS

  • La ho a ha !

  • at 9:17 is the best

    

  • RIP earphone users.

  • @crjoe07 it really wasnt that bad lol

  • That Ear Rape at the start wasn't necessary.

  • @OldTimeyJunk i thought it was a good attention grabbing idea. plus i like that song. Bleeding Mascara by Atreyu, if i'm not mistaken. Jim Carrey might like it too. after all, it was his idea for cannibal corpse to be in the movie!

  • @OldTimeyJunk the ear rape was esecially bad for me because my sister had volume on full blast and i felt like my ear drums were gonna bust

  • Captains log stargate number 23.9...beeddddddddddd...loll

  • Arrr Arrr arrghh!!!! lmao

  • Alrighty then!!

  • aaaaaaaaaaaashhhhhhhoooooooole­eeeeeeeemiiiiiiiooooooooooo hahah

    

  • AHALLLLRIGHTYYYYYYYYY THEN.

  • just wait longer :)

  • we are going downtown 1:26

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  • 3:12 HAHAHAHAHAHA!! <3 

  • then id lose 30 pounds PORKIN HIS WIFE. i throw up a bit with laughter

  • Jim Carrey is the best I love all his movies.

  • i think it was that

  • oh u can talk to martha who oh yeah the bitch imao!!! lolzzzzzzzz

  • One of the best movies I have ever seen!

    Btw what sorta car is that?

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  • there is no better comedian than jim carrey :D his simply the best

  • Im really feeling like thats it after i see this movie on fillmsi.co.cc.. Its like nothing will be make me want to look forward to it anymore..Only This...Keep making this great movies please... This is like the best movie in my life...

  • i wish old jim carrey returns

  • Holy testicle tuesday!

  • "Would you like for me to take your pants off instead?"

    "Gee, let me think. Um sure."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAAHAHA

  • Atreyu intro? What are you, twelve?

  • lmao its monica from friends i never knew that

  • Why using ? Hardcore in a funny video xD Wtf?

  • Ace Venturas funny parts are the whole film.......

  • @wolfgangdopeboi thumbs up to that

  • @wolfgangdopeboi YOU JUST SAID THAT BEST SENTECE EVER! LOL LOVE JIMMY

  • @khawarizme90 oh really? you saw a movie from the 80s on a website that probably didn't exist until this year and would probably give me a virus before this was released in the 80s?

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  • @PleaseCrySomeMore

    your comment being here is probably the biggest accomplishment you"ll ever get

  • Warning...Assholes are far closer than they appear...LOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

  • pause at 0:41 and look at jim carrey's epic face xD

  • yyyayyy cannibal corpseee fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!

  • I laughed hard at "If I'm not back in five minutes..just wait longer."

    Such a funny movie.

  • IS A LIVE!

  • aha i LOVE this guy! You should see him at the dinner table. He is even funnier than this. Im not kidding!

  • if I'm not back in 5 minutes ..... just wait longer.

  • 7:03 - THE FUNNIEST PART!! :D IM DEAD OF LAUGHING!!

  • For God sake Jim, I'm a doctor, not a poolman!!! LOL

  • Lemme ASS U A FEW QUESTIONS?

  • Holy fuck \m/ and comedy! YES .. what is this song, sir?>

  • you mist hello satan part

  • What song was that?

  • theres a reason why they call it DEATH METAL because it kills it

  • she would have been a top root in her time

  • @MegaMosterZilla I'm pretty sure the reason for most of the dislikes is the most horibble intro I've ever seen.

  • for some reason :40 reminded me of spencer from icarly

  • WARNING ASSHOLES ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR!

    WARNING 77 DISLIKES ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR!

  • better than Mr. Bean

  • You might aswell have just uploaded the god damn movie.

  • Bleeding masscara by atreyu

  • one question : what is the song in the beggining ?

  • TURN THE VOLUME UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • u should have just uploaded the whole movie its that funny

  • LOOOOOOOSSEEEEEEEEER!

  • 9:26 "HOLY... TESTICLE TUESDAY!" Hahaha

  • 2:07 hahahahaha IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE, IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

  • he saw the size of the bug's dick and got jelous! xD

  • why don't you just put the hole movie! 

  • LOL @ 2:26

  • you have anymore gum ace? that's none of your damn business dan I like to keep my personal affairs private. lmao

  • Excuse me, I'd like to ASS you a few questions mwuahahah!

  • you could'nt make that intro longer could you?

  • Omg, Jim carrey best actor ever hahaha so fking funny :D!! thumbs up if u think the same!

  • 0:23 to skip intro.

  • @bagaba57 The Intro Is Awesome!!

  • what is up with the deathmetal

  • @Dezzie111 there are still some smurt guys on this fucking earth who still dont listen lady gaga you know...

  • @LOKOLOKO52 you mis- spelt smart

  • @Dezzie111 smart* XD

  • @LOKOLOKO52 buahahaha :p

  • If I'm not back in 5 minutes... Just wait longer!

  • Excuse me, Is Greg here?

    Thank you!

  • intro sucks

  • We're going downtown

  • what's the name of the song in the beggining?

  • @BillAllStars creature by atreyu. its AWESOME!!!!!

  • love atreyu.

    

  • Funny

  • OOW YO BO....O YO BO DOH YAAA BA BABY...*WOFF* O YA BO DO

  • beginning was retarded, just get on with the shit.

  • @tusherhict1 you get paid for this?

  • he reminds me so much of anchorman

  • Holy testicle tuesday!!