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  • yeah i dont think his name is shawn, they changed a lot for this film, cuz he had a different dad in the band vid too

  • I was Bored so I rewatched this - I just realized @ 3:53, the two answering messages, MARY & Mike Williams:

    I've watched this several times during the past year & just realized something - i'm pretty sure that's dylan's voice, both of em!

    Hilarious! Great voice acting!!

  • Lol we hav the same home phone

  • I have a good one. Your Mama's so fat she could eat the internet

  • this is a short film so maybe he really isnt sean. and i wonder if the stories he tellls are real...i dont thin so but hes stll hott lmao

  • what his real namee???????

  • um why did he say his name is shawn?

  • lol idk thats exactly wat i was thinkin!

  • or is that a fake name...

  • Sean? hahaha

    i love that everyone of youtube uses a different name then there acually one..

    like fred.. and well im working on eveyone else.

  • aren't those just the names of the characters they are portraying

  • yeah.. there accually is a real sean and jim davenport but it's not these people.

  • You know what? I think his first name is Sean and Dylan is his middle name! But everyone probably calls him Dylan or maybe he thought it was a cooler name for his show, "Dylan's Couch". It's so common for guys to do that! Like Yellowcard's Ryan Key (Ryan is his middle name)

    Sean Dylan Davenport.

  • Lol you got the same phone as me

  • ok. is your name sean or dylan???

  • i think i missed it

    brian

  • are u Dylan or Sean Davenport? and is ur best friend Jim or is he ur dad!!!!!??

  • c thts y i dnt drink

  • you have a cool dad....sean dylan (which is ur real name?)

  • also since when is ur name sean?

  • so jim (supposedly ur best freind) IS UR DAD?

  • yo mamma

  • where do you go to camp?

  • thats my phone!!

  • no, its mine XD

  • thats my phone!!

  • JIMS UR DAD!!!!!!!!

    I finally found it out YAAAAYYYY

  • hahahaha

    that was amazing

  • YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!

  • YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!

  • and the same vodka

  • i have the same like house phone as you

    and i missss you and campp!

  • you went to camp with him?

  • lol thats pretty funny.

  • I want Dylans lucky charms

  • haha!

  • so like, I don't get it, is "sean" a fake name or is "dylan" a fake name? sori, I'm kinda slow =/

  • heres another :ur mommas so ugly, she trick or treats over the phone!

    u rock dylan!

  • Dylan ur sweet but u need to kinda get better jokes but the 2 episodes that were funny were 15 and 18, those were funny as hell

  • His real name is Charlie and he is an actor!!!!!

  • i have the same cell phonne :) :) :) :) :) :)

  • go dylan

  • Dylan =D

  • bosta americana

  • at 2:10 the phone is like stabbing him in the crotch.

    lmao

  • Ha ha dylan is hot.

    xD

  • lol i luv all the vids from him!!!!!!!!!!!

  • His name isn't Shawn (Sean). This is just a short film for cinemafreaks project 'Direct Submission'. It isn't part of Dylan's Couch even though both Dylan and the ouch show up in it.

  • the dad kind of looked like Kyle Gass

  • lol he does hahaha

  • NICE RAZOR

  • never mind i forgot to read the description

  • your names shaun??

    woo cool

  • the "yo mamma" jokes are funny but Sean's dad's alcoholism is rlly sad and shouldnt be laughed about.

  • I laughed hardest about the alcoholism!

  • dylans couch sucks now

  • JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO FETCH A PAIL

    OF WATER. JACK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS CROWN TURNS OUT THE HILL WAS YOUR mother.

  • *yawn* make another video dylan! this is boring! ive got videos from my other subscriptions! daxflame, sigafoo, smosh, etc.

  • this is a horrible project direct submission. how is the character facing a prob above their maturity level, or at least a SIGINIFICANT one! and the ending with the LAME YO MAMA JOKES didnt touch me. it just further repelled me frm this meaningless, painfully amateur work.

  • The main character is affected by his father's alcoholism...I would consider that a significant problem.

  • i guess that would be a fairly significant prob. but this profound message was overclouded by cheap acting, amateurism, and retarded yo mama jokes. and wtf 1993 is not the Dinosaur Age!

  • Well, I have no right to tell you what is or isn't good acting. But I think the video is subtly symbolic: Sean helps his dad to belong in a society that has rejected him, but the fear of failure drives him to alcohol. In the end, however, they realize that it's best to be yourself - this is represented by the use of casual "yo momma" jokes instead of formal stand-up. As a result, the Davenports come closer as father and son...I think it's profound :)

  • and another thing: it seemed awkward to hand a teenage son a photo from a time when THE SON WAS ALREADY ALIVE, saying "this is how long it's been", as if he didnt know! i see what you are trying to extract from the video, and if that was true it would be wonderful. however, the director was to vague and too shallow with his assertions to get the message across. and if "themselves" is dissing a random stranger with yo mama jokes, then... they are not very intellectual people.

  • Project Direct required all submissions to feature a scene in which a photo is passed. Even if that scene is a bit awkward, I think it was appropriate, considering the requirements. Furthermore, I don't think they were actually insulting the audience's mothers...it was intended for comedy (hence the laughter).

  • yeah i know it was a requirement. my point was that the obvious incorporation was awkward towards the SCENE. it looked unnecesary and synthetic. the issue of alcoholism is not a laughing matter. and i dont understand how yo mama jokes got the message across. the jokes weren't even that funny. was the audience full of high, intoxicated teenagers or something?

  • I don't find yo momma jokes particularly funny, but obviously some people do...there's even an MTV show called "Yo Momma". The director used material that he thought was funny - if he had used comedy that you enjoy, you would have a different opinion.

  • yo mama is characterized as lowly intellectual. look this is soo pointless. i'm done.

  • sheykiss he was a baby how wood he remember and EVERYONE SHUT-UP ITS JUST A VIDEO IT WAS FUNNY AND ITS NOT REAL WOW

  • omigod that was funny lol

    i still didnt get it.

    but y'know.

    i was wrong!

    no offense to you

    ooooooooooh, sorry =O

  • Great work !

  • when r u gonna make a new vid

  • i noticed u said ur name is sean in this video...

  • yeah!

    i thought it was dylan.

  • B.O.R.I.N.G.

  • .....uh? ok...no....just.....no.

  • edbuster u suck at momma jokes u should have said yo momma so stupid she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch

  • yo mamma jokes arent even funny...

    i dont get them , and theyre insulting. people who tell them and then think theyre funny are dimwits.

    mind you, i dont get american humor anyways.

    =]

    this is well funny likes!

  • i was so mean! im really really sorry!

  • I understand that you´ve inherited your moms teeth. Poor her... :)

  • I am indeed Impressed this is very very good work! And I watched it from the start to the end! Not one time did I nod off!

  • OK that was really great!!! Awesome job on that guys

    5 stars *****

  • wait...sean's a way coooler name than dylan....why don't u call it sean's couch?

  • Because his name is Dylan you retard.

  • but in the video he siad his name was SEAN

    reatard

  • ok i like this show...but..like i dont get what this is about?

    terrible.

  • hey! i have ur house fone and ur cell phone, were like twins!

  • made me smile at most

  • Its funny how the very first comments were positive ones about how he has great hair or just leisurely throwing out a few lol's and questioning about his unnanounced new name. Now most of them seem to be negative. I wonder why that is.

  • I've never seen someone say a series of "yo mama" jokes with absolutely no expression before

  • That was not!!!!!!!!!funny and I thought your name was Dylan not Sean

  • its called standup, and he was probably just a litle production in which u change ur name

  • ya i must agee with you on the whole sean to dylan thing.. ""Dylan's Couch" come on..

  • his hair is so heavy it makes his head tilt to a side

  • not funny at all.

  • damn! that was gonna be my comment! i actually said it out loud and thought ' i'll make that my comment'. very well. maybe next time..

  • i thought that your name was dylan not sean

  • Complete Shit!

  • gah....this is sooo bad

  • Umm why is there some drunck guy sitting on your couch. can you say wierd!

  • probably the most non-funny thing i've ever watched.

  • agreed

  • I agree too. This kid is worse than the actors on disney channel.

  • haha you would watch disney channel

    jk playa

  • Sean?

  • lmao!!!!

  • haha

  • The funniest part - all the posters who can't separate fiction from reality! eg ... is your name really Sean???...

  • Man...I could've swore that kids name was dylan...That even looks like his couch...WiEirD

  • I watched this for the second time and take my comment back. This has some funny moments and I like the humanity in it. What I said about Canadians was nationalistic, I apologize. Americans have some of the best comedy: Ferrel, Murray, Carvey, Degeneres, Barr, Cho, Sandler, Poehler, Fey, Carell, Seinfeld, Kudrow, David, etc.

  • HAHA reminds me of that episode of family guy when Peter does stand up when hes drunk! lol

  • My mom's so fat, it's starting to become a health issue.

  • This is considered funny in the U.S., the kid even has his own website. It's different in Canada, we produce tlents like Jum Carrey, Mike Meyers, even Lorne Michaels runs SNL. You've got Paul Rudd and others, but great humour is just in our blood.

  • FYI - This is NOT considered funny in the U.S....or anywhere, I imagine.

  • so is making lame comments, apparently

  • wait, is your name sean oe dylan? I am so confuzed! (I am a total blonde :}) HEY THAT SMILEY FACE KIND-OF LOOKS LIKE SANTA! BTW- are you ever going to post pictures of Jim, Miranda and/or Jessica?

  • Good Job young man

  • ur mom is so fat that when she puts on a yellow raincoat and goes down the road, people start yelling for taxi

  • yo momma's so fat that she buys four sizes of clothes, large, xlarge, jumbo, and oh my god it's coming towards us!!!

  • Is That Your Real Dad? Just Wondering....

  • Ceci suce tellement, je ne dirai pas même car il en anglais ceci est mauvais !

  • Your momma is so fat AND stupid, she heard it was chilly outside, so she ran to grab herself a bowl and spoon!

  • nice.

  • its funny.. lol but i think dylans couch is better.. ☻

  • LOL!!!!!! that is so funny =3

  • woah! is ur real name sean!?? ooorr what? but still both names suit u, and i love ur hair!

  • next time try yo mama so stupid she got locked in a food store and starved to death

  • seriously that is the oldest one idiot.

  • this was a waste of time im gunna watch robot chicken

  • ur real name is sean wow i thought it was dylan but sean is still a good name

  • awesome

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  • do an episode about hippies

  • I saw no photo passing.

  • The photo passing was when he was showing shawn how long it had been since he did standup.

  • hahahahaha dylan is funnyful ^-^

  • My gosh.

    Dylan's the worst actor I think I've ever seen.

    And don't any of you fans yell at me and tell me that I suck and should go to hell, because it's one person's opinion.

    It's just an opinion.

    DON'T OBSESS OVER IT!!!

  • well now its two opinions! haha...i agree 100%, and i dont know how this vid has 15, 000 views and 4 star rating. maybe its because all the "dylans couch" fans are obsessed and have no lives. just an opinion, nobody get mad.

  • Loved it!! Very well done, loved the interaction between the son and the dad Great job!!

  • Lol!!!!!! "Yo momma so stupid she took a crap and named it as her son" ~~__!!Knuckles!!__~~

  • Congratz on another great video. :)

  • I'm not sure why but I found this video touching and sad.

  • you know what...YOUR MUM IS STUPID!!

    haha

    x3

  • lol budweiser is on the table

  • lol i recognized some from weird al's yo mama thing.

  • Awesome entry. Good luck in the competition. Check out "taking care of billy"

  • yo-mamma!

    lol nice ending.

    but great vid AS USUAL.

    keep em comin :) ♥

  • awesome

  • omg this is so great. the acting is SO good.

    nice job.

  • Yet another great vid. I like the change-up.

    Ahaha, yo mama jokes.

    && his real name's Dylan... Says so on his channel... I SWEAR I'M NOT OBSESSED! Haha.

  • That's a lie! His real name is clearly Rocco.

  • Funny as always ending of video was hilarious good show Dylan and your still hair rocks too!

  • your dad behind u sleeping. lol thats funny. is your real name sean???? your jokes was so funny.

  • wow awesome you are so talented!

  • Good job on the video..

    Good luck!

    From your biggest fan in the South Pacific..

  • Your mother's breasts are really fake.

  • lmfao "your mom is so fat they filmed gorillas in the mist in her SHOWER!" so funny haha i love you dylann <3

  • The fact that this junk has over 10 000 hits is a mystery to me. I don't know but I'm out of here.

  • nothing special at all, I thought the acting was really fake and the three elements were just thrown in their without any real thought. The maturity level was their but the film really didn't have that much of an impact one me. I can't believe there is 10000 views...

  • You are one of the funniest guys on youtube Dylan

  • Nice concept for the submission! I'll have to check out your other films. Check out my profile for our submission... quite a bit different than yours but let us know what you think! Good job

  • Nicely done. It's good to see young people getting their stuff out there, Thanks You Tube! Good luck in the contest. If you have a chance check out my film, Kaytee Never Cries.

  • wow