Teju in Garden eating chicken

[AxisTheHunter]

omg the kid in the back round was drinking beer

[EMANELLLL]

esta sobre alimentado

[abrakabadra]

Gah, look at that turtle (1:16) XDXD

[666abigailwilliams]

waar hebben jullie dat beest vandaan

[Keiichi0717]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!

[Detoxification1]

The tacky porn music goes great with god awful moaning.

[griffin4life2003]

i think he jjust wanted to dip it in that butter

[ztenman]

This cameraman sure has the best vocabulary in world history, uäääh uäääh...

[Smiller1689]

It looked like it didn't like the taste of the chicken so much

[Dante6322]

...........

[A1234567890J1]

dont think he likes that supiid chicken much

[piercestoncampbell]

Damn nature! you nasty!

[sotonideroyo]

ゆれすぎー！！

[WildStorm444]

That's cool. I like how the turtle and Tegu are tamingly together. I've never seen a Tegu eat a chick but he doesn't seem very interested obviously. Nice video. (:

[mrmixjay]

@WildStorm444 OH YES! a video with really interesting people and children caught interesting learning! and above all a shrewd and intelligent lizard!

[gdiDGK]

Hahaha mooie teju :P de geluideffecten maken het pas echt af

[SuperMuli2]

it can be deadly to put a tegu and turtle together. the turtels may got some virus thats not bad to them but deadly for the tegu.

[TSW5580]

0:11 Are you drinking cups of piss?

[Salar73]

world is full of sick people...must have had some sperm in his trousers afterwords

[2cola4u]

um wats up wit sound affects

[Wtp13show]

baby chickens that mean

[jedihunter176]

2:25 Russian Tortoise going for vodka.

Why am I not surprised?

[legitexpertvillage]

russian tortoise V.S. TeGu

[j2r2b]

you can tell they are a bunch of retards

[billfromwi]

Another poster who doesn't know how to hold a camera...

[MrMartijn119]

was deze tegu ook op reptielenbeurs nijmegen 2011?

[namfamily2202]

is he tame?

[CanJ0n]

That tegu is like "wtf are you feeding me you stupid bastard? D:"

[bxwarrior011]

Mr. Bean? is that you?!

[Jesse9Rodriguez]

Me recuerda a una amiga mia junto con su tortuga es igualita,hasta cuando come....Teju xq no me contaste que hiciste un video :-p ?

[wolfblade50]

@daddycooldriver What type of iguana is it? I'm trying to get one for the first time and that one's neat so man, can you tell where you bought? Because i want to buy one.

[wolfblade50]

now I figure out it wasn't an iguana its a Tegu

[wolfblade50]

now I figure out it wasn't an iguana its a Tegu

[wvyhtomit]

domme boereklungel brabo's. leer alsjeblieft is een keer normaal nederlands praten, jullie zijn echt de hillbillies van nederland. dieren zag er overigens heel chill uit.

[biologieenzo]

@wvyhtomit ja, echte nederlandse "red necks" haha

[Deathwish026]

turtle: move over muther fucker i want sum!

[BlackAndWhiteMusicNL]

Whahaha geen honger??:P

[Mutiny00]

how many chicks can he keep in his pockets.

[drummerboyjack]

is that a porn beat track in the background?

[drummerboyjack]

@drummerboyjack  why yes it is

[arturro666]

Camera man takes a big black cock during vid.

[killxbot1]

that dude sounds like hes sucking so much dick or taking it up the ass

[moxigen]

barbecue chicken

[CharybdisJaws]

0.33 Is that kid drinkin a beer?! XD

[crazykungfumaniac]

MR BEAN!!!!!

[GiantEnemyCrab63]

what do you guys just bring reptiles to all your family get togethers? 

[PSTRIPPLEE]

@GiantEnemyCrab63 he is part of the family after all. because his an animal doesnt mean his not a family u no. once u adopt something he is welcomed in your family

[hinderingfoe]

sounds like the guy is deepthroating a dick lmao

[MrVidedu]

u guys are nasty

[gawkacock]

Why didnt it eat the damn chicks?! lmfao

[XGTLIMITED]

he's like fuck the nasty as chicken give me some of that BBQ

[dothisdothat321]

what kind of reptile is that?

[XGTLIMITED]

its a tegu



[forumreader1]

yumkk yumkkk uekkk... It sound like mr.bean. :)

[ichi892]

What up with the sounds

[MBRT896]

Thats nasty on the table

[3p1k0n3r]

ahahaha mr bean

[Gryzpan]

It's Mr BEAN ?????????????

[4redfin]

i'm surprised it doesn't attack the tortoise.

[Jesusfreak5015]

Your teju is much to fat, and u are drunken??! What are you doing with ur poor reptile?!

[aminuyasha]

AHAHAHA!! MR BEAN!!

[Bombsgalor]

beutiful lizard how old is it?

[jolliroger92]

the tegu had some juice hahahahah

[MisterxMittens]

tortise is so chill :D

[2lizards5]

you sounds like that fly thing off starwars...

[satannist2]

TURTLE U ROCK !!! he ran away from him !!

[AlphaGeckos]

THERES A KID IN THE BACKGROUND AT AROUND 0:30 DRINKING BEER?!

[dedebug1]

wtf is rong with the guy recording this?? o__o he sounds retarded

[Bibushka66]

The tortoise is dancing xDD

[oasisbeyond]

Putting a lizard on a table you eat = bad. Don't wonder if you get sick.

[Raybi3z]

is arnold swarznegger holding the camera?reminds me of fillebuster

[GAMINDORE]

People in Piauí (Brazil) eat, this reptile.

[Zobrak80]

Teju massacre xD

[HCnyling]

reptile party!

[blackCuddles]

Teju wants to drink the beer on the cup but you force it to eat that nasty chicken

[Deerflight]

I admire both your reptiles :) Your tegu seems pretty tame, and your tortoise looks gorgeous.

[spoogeling]

can you get one in America?

[SuperBeardeddragon]

tegu

[HULKZombie]

Lmfao the tortoise smeres his face around in the yellow goo and the guy gags haha

[SuperDude312]

gadver, da's smerig

[ReptiCon725]

healthy looking tegu!

[fishandchips8956]

thats the fastest tortoise i ever seen xD haha cool tegu

[38YAKUPcCc]

REDBULL  HAHAHAHA

[UOJohanStoltz]

Am I the only one hearing the girl moaning at about 02:18?!

[DayLight95]

i heard it too!

[UOJohanStoltz]

YAY! :3

[laughthis138]

Either it old or really fat tegu

[DayLight95]

that tegu isnt fat u retard

[MMAandrew18]

that is 1 brave turtle

[TruthNeedBeTold]

2:06 just sat there waiting to watch him drop it right into the cup lol

[WillieReptile]

He doesn't seem to be too into that chicken. Either he's full or just doesn't dig feathers

[listen2meokidoki]

A Tegu on the ground is worth 2 on a table. Salmonella? I imagine from this vid that Tegus also dip their buscuits in the tea or coffee, just like me. Now if there was only some way of communication with them. Maybe they can be trained to be High Court judges?

I'm looking for the complete definition of the word "reasonable".

[mymoldypizza1234]

what kind of tortoise? marginated or hermann's?

[radnitzku]

Were you that badly treated, as to develop such important mental troubles?

[lastroach]

can u hold deze things?

[sonyericson20]

im sure hed love that cooked

[StraightDooDoo]

looks like they had a little bit too much to drink.

[ISEEDEADPEOPLE718]

Tegus are not monitors they are from the family Teiidae monitors are varanidae but do come from the same suborder Autarchoglossa! Either way great looking animal. I would also have to agree that there may just be a little to much sammonella for one table -Good luck

[tw1stedgrudge]

Tortoise + Raw/Dead chick = Possible cross-contamination = Not good.

Lizard + Tortoise + Touching eachother = Not very good either. Tortoises are unaffected by many diseases that can kill lizards, but I'm unsure if this affects monitors and tegu's.

Nevertheless, much as I'm complaining - beautiful animals. Really nice tegu, and the tort is lovely and active.

[ceote5]

i like this animal very much(monitor) but its a kind of cruel give them live animals i have one with papers and all that shit but i only give him rats

[Kriegsarschmann]

Hello salmonella.

[tiit3m3uf]

Pffff c'est quoi cette manoe d'avoir des animaux interdit chez soi ... et pas très commode en plus -_-" 'fin bon, jusqu'au jour où l'animal sera de mauvais poil, y mordera le gosse, et ça fait pas du bien ...

[heramoth]

il est possible d'avoir un Tegu légalement avec un certificat de capacité, certaines variétés peuvent même être très dociles

[BeyondOrwell]

think he wants life food.

[Borgomale666]

stupid people with rare animals.

[angodeath]

What is a tagu ? like is it related to a kamoto dragon or something ? never seen one b for but they look like a cool pet.

[Shimmy3Shammy]

Not for beginner but they get puppy like friendly.

[ffeeddee55]

nice turtle xD

[xspiritombx]

turtle is like dont mind me lol

[DGiles21]

you can feed a tegu like you feed your dog?

[five2huh]

Correction, your not supposed to feed a dog like you feed tegu. lol tegus eat pretty much any meat but i'd be safe bout it and double check with a "pro" on whether or not you can feed them some things.

[xxArcticWolf13Xx]

no look up care on google or read a book!

[ThatLizardGuy]

That's a big tegu.

[SoSincere788]

that chick that he is tryin tu feed the tegu is fuckin nasty n has ben out wayyy too long i wouldnt eat that shit eather

[Cwisius]

LOL yes they will bring the food after xD

[danatrance]

lol that is healthy :D

[cthrash420]

the dude who is tapin this is soon anoying sound like a tard

[Bowserboyproductions]

is it wild?

[NATURESNIGHTMARES]

I FUKN LOVE THIS VIDEO

[Xxsynysterg8sxX]

how do you pick it up?

[samuraiKevin2]

0:30 that tortise is going straight for the vodka!

[trueong577]

@samuraiKevin2 turtle has been taught right lol

[norco4byer]

do all tegus get those chubby looking cheeks? haha looks tuff.. I have a bearded dragon right now but when he dies I was thinking on gettin a savannah monitor. But your guy looks way sweeter

[SoSincere788]

thouse cheeks are jowls and thats a male. you ken tell by the jowls or cheekes if you dont kno. not hatein jus sharein some knowlage

[MasonTM09]

how much are tegus at expos?

[893263007]

That is one nice tegu!

[Urmum55]

Jaba the Tegu

[bboygrim043094]

holy shit that tegu is fat! and wtf its not attacking the turtle

[MenoMiNee72]

he didnt attack the turtle...Reptile Reptile bonding?!

[d3th4u2]

beer, vodka, tortoise, tegu....

whats a better combination?

Beaners!

[LordSovereign7]

ur racism isnt offending any body, oh wait was that a joke? arhg, i forgot to laugh! vodka? beer? sounds like russians to me, maybe they are mexicans, but you shouldnt call them beaners, you racist drunk.

[crimetoad]

maybe they are mexicans? haha...you need to get out more.

[templarus1000]

OMG. Do you know what's hygiene? Hygiene, refers to the set of practices associated with the preservation of health and healthy living.

[CjDback]

mr bean recordin this shit?

[Meshuggah1zGoD]

rofl mr. bean. That fit soo well. Sounded like him

[davver12]

HAHAHA true

[WraithcAS]

dudeLOLLLLLL i fucking laughed my ass off when I heard your comment

[Dawn18war]

0:12 A boy with a heinkin

[Cnupoc]

@CjDback ahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ah 

[xarr0wsx]

@CjDback

rofl i was thinking that same thing before i saw your comment!

[davidlundy41]

@CjDback hhyhahahhahahahaaahahahha

[emilogostilo01]

@CjDback hahahahaha i instantly got the image of mr. bean holding the camera and filming while making weird soundeffects :D priceless!

[WZW1982]

@CjDback ROFL

[2s7a2m7]

haha with techno

[dktannerdk]

Hahahhaha who drank out of that cup?!? That chicken hit the cup!! Bahaha!

[pepperoniballs]

how old is yur tegu bra?

[jgmtiger]

depends where you live

[pickles1717]

putting the dead chicken on the table near the food and everything....really clever!

[Gettopimp187]

those freaks are psycho but nice animals

[serisho]

that turtle's getting frisky

[sicMaggot013]

dude where did u buy him from a crack head?

[AsangaBF]

reptile show in alabama.. everythings cheap there. got a baby nile monitor for $30.. google dixie reptile show, they travel all over

[bspmessi]

good shit bitch ass mother fucker puta

[sicMaggot013]

$85 buddy! i got mine for that much

[gijifercus]

that is a big ass pomeranian

[Branflakes600]

are you making fun of jews

[GyakuteNN]

dude... the operator is retarded ... ;/

[DizSii]

Nou lekker dode kuiken over je tafel heengesmeerd:S

[MexhomieXlll]

can u grab the tegu?

arnt they mean and how come it doesnt atk the turtle

other tegu i seen i freakin mean

[DARRYLWOOD]

culumbian tegus are pretty mean but most animals will tame down nice. especially black and white Argentinian tegus with real regular handling they can come to you to be stroked!

[midnightworrior]

The bloke doing the sound affects in the background sounds a right retard..where did you find him ??

[kimikoira]

hahaha the turtle wants the chicken

[dromingito]

is that mr.bean

[leapardgeckogiecky]

hahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! i have 1 and it is a cute baby.want me to make a vid of him/her

[James42785]

Everybody loves chicken, what the hell is with the creepy groaning? Is somebody jerking Frankenstein off in the background?

[vitorhoppus]

nice dog :D

[renji2129]

has that cool creature ever tasted fried chicken?

[TheOneGrungelife]

eet da vlees èn fruit ?

[lol1lol2lol3omg]

SO UR DA SICK PPL HU OWN DA REPTILE THING! y dont u go throw ur self or chop up ur children? u ppl r sick

[BlueFlame1365]

this, coming from the one who claimed to be RSPCA in the previous video?

great use of grammar bud.

by the way, you're not fooling anybody.

[SpecialConcotion]

Will you roast that thing when it'll be fatter?

[scjason420]

hahaha i like the eating sound effects!

[moomoocowfish]

dude...

[fnuff]

That is a beautiful Tegu, how old is he?

[luke1233212]

People are sayin feed them live coz theyre hunters but humans r hunters n we dont eat a live cow or sheep do we. These people are sick individuals and have such a small brain they dont realise how stupid it is what theyre sayin. Morons

[theforgottenkarl]

They are actually scavengers. We are too, to an extent. We are omnivorous and no longer need to hunt to survive. Regardless, if the lizard is to be, somewhat, domesticated, then it shouldn't really matter.

[wuerp]

I wish my nile monitor was that tamed. my shit is like an aligator

[turdspooning]

mine too man. you have to work with niles much more than tegus

[climid]

i dont think i would let him eat that on a table. alos watch out as the tortoise could catch salmonella from that chicken liqud.

[Medafoure]

no need for the grawling buddy

[peewee2627]

What country can you find these creatures? I've never seen one before. He's cute. Looks like the turtle got a little sick at your party!!