Dilbert and his Jeri Ryan Clock

[phendformyself]

You should hear the Neelix alarm clock. MUCH more obnoxious.

[EWarwick]

Six people touched Jeri Ryan and were assimilated.

[Co0kyRecords]

There is a Dilbert cartoon?!

[Molo9000]

@Co0kyRecords

2 full seasons actually.

[talkingbones19]

If I had a Jeri Ryan alarm clock I might be happier about dragging myself out of bed in the morning.

[violadude]

Kate Mulgrew watched this 6 times....(total respect, Captain Janeway was the s#&t

[DIANAROSS4EVER]

''Do not touch me'' LOL

[dastaylor]

I watch this every so often and it is always funny! Wake up and assimilate the day!

[Marchant2]

That was outstanding!

[SokkaPhantom]

6 people turned off Seven of Nine.

[Dandyman410]

lol, star trek references

[randomface54]

LOL!!!! i would spend any amount of money for that clock. i also agree with megagrey regarding a 7/9 family guy parody, after all, they already did parodies of the entire cast of TNG and of shatner so a voyager parody should be next on the list.

[dastaylor]

I want this clock!

[BarneystudiozFilmz]

That was bloody hilarious

[gisellebreault]

ahahahahahahaa just love this boy i wish i could have a clock like this

[megagrey]

Has any Voyager character been parodied on Family Guy? That's the only thing that could top this.

I can see it now. Seven having one drink on the holo-cabana and suddenly falling down three floors onto a table below.

[randomface54]

@megagrey Here's an idea: Set up cutscene by referencing 7's repeated plotline of her physiology packing up, then cut to voyager, 7 says "oh no, my borg implants are malfunctioning again", 7 then collapses due to said malfunction, quagmire in starfleet uniform walks on, sees 7 "heh, heh, all right!" *scene ends* What do you think?

[danalia]

I love this, I can't stop watching it. lol I want this clock. LOL

[coterie4901]

fricken greaT

[Dwakey]

Man, this cartoon would fit right in with this generation's animated shows. So sad it was canceled ;[

[Sei1863]

I remember this! I burst a kidney laughed at this when I was 11 years old!

[EphraimRodrigez]

@Sei1863 rly ???

[Sei1863]

@EphraimRodrigez haha no not really.

[trema006]

haha ive never even seen or heard of this show!

[Dwakey]

@trema006

Zzzz, what a generation gap.

[Apocfetau]

Clocktease. lol

[masterjon3]

oh snap, she served his ass

[Bodybuildingryan]

LOL!

[abchakraborty]

Classic :)

[frostneedle]

Yeah that's correct. Jeri made a cameo voice performance. I have the DVD series and she's credited :)

[radiofiendify]

Symos, it really is Jeri Ryan. If you watch the end credits of the episode it says that it is her

[Symos]

If that wasn't really Jeri Ryan's voice, it was a very good impersonation.

[marmaladeskyes]

PLENTY turned off right now. lawl.

[whatever30345]

"Believe me, I am pretty turned off right now." LOL!

Did Jeri Ryan actually do the voice over for this?

[mecrazy5]

"do not touch me" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[brooklyninja]

Lmao Clock Tease.

[SillyIncantations]

Clock tease.

[robertrivasphotos]

was that the one that started it all?

[novamist]

LOL

[AlexandriaMunro]

I want a Jeri clock!

[6969ripabat6969]

lmao i want that clock

[samyoureye]

haha whats pretty funny :PP

[ckstarling]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT CLOCK!

[DeityOfBattle]

I just finished watching the entire DVD series of Voyager that my friend let me borrow, and I feel that there could have been more Borg-related humor as depicted here... XD

I would so buy one of these. *checks e-bay*

[GreatWaldoneous]

lol did you find anything like it?

[seanoue]

lol "Do not touch me."

[dremoraman1]

i want a Jeri Ryan clock.

[milesness]

DIDO!

[Mullahgrrl]

you want a 'T' ot an 'L' there.

[milesness]

lol 2 month later spell checker woohoo, sorry wasn't thinking ;p

[jcbs]

it's "ditto".. and.. ditto!

[funk192]

lol " Clock tease"

[QSN2006]

Hilarious. Well done.

[oo12278]

I want a Jeri Ryan clock.

[EwigeStudentin]

LOL that's great!

[xorsher]

If you don't get up, you'll be phasered XD.

[Mrgyn]

Brilliant writing.

[Athena28]

Great.

[LightMessiah]

that was awesome xD best scene ever lol

[Idiotamericagf123]

I want that clock ;)

[Neowin]

I agree

[VabeachKMfan]

Fantastic :)

[Syris427]

LOL

[LuxAeternaChan]

That was funny!!!

[BlueHaloPhoenix]

LOL

[Shadowhawk28]

LOL

[Cakester1111]

"Believe me, I am plenty turned off already."

OMFG I LOVE JERI RYAN

[oogrooq]

she's even hot in cartoons.

[jaraha]

It doesn't look like her though.

[Gaeilgeoir]

It totally looks like 7 of 9, wtf r u talkin about?

[hellsbellspapa]

Hilarious! Thanks!

[tubeuseryou101]

he called her a clock tease! Thats funny!

[shahua12345]

Thats clip is amazing! XD

[afnaste]

Only so much one could do with half a Seven Of Nine.

[eugeneugene]

3.5 of nine?

[Shrimp10]

LOL :D Gimme that alarm clock.

[JennyCSI]

ROTFLMAO...THAT IS TO GOOD

[BorgGiXtah]

oh my god i need this alarm clock ^^

[LivesForJihad]

I WANT THAT!!!

[yenqfarh]

haha i wish i could have that alarm clock

[startrekgril]

LOL

[vivaspades]

lol

[AnimeExtreme]

xD!!

i lve dat! its soo funny!

[codeblue90]

this is very funny. i wonder what would of happened if he would of touched her....zap?

[sch4tj3]

believe me I'm plenty turned off right now xD just freaking halarious!

[susan4life]

That was so great!

hilarious!

I too am a huge star trek fan and 7 of 9 is beyond doubt my favourite

[KittyInTheWind]

XD What??! That was... um... I don't know.

[Limittlyssmind]

Too funny!

[chrisjvid]

lmfao

[karouto89]

u like guys.

[1000huzzahs]

yes, she has a cameo playing the voice of the clock.

[redwallfan94]

Did Jeri Ryan actually do the voice for that?

[EnterpriseKnight]

lol

[gamer7845]

clock tease

[JacenSolo117]

so funny!

[1000huzzahs]

I was a trekkie before the Jeri ryan days on voyager. (showing my age) I'll make the correx tho.

[burgesshillbadgirl]

Considering you claim to have been a Trekkie and that her name is actually written ON THE CLOCK, it's quite shocking you can't spell her name correctly. lol. Good clip though.

[thegreatbeyond01]

clockies