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  • sry i meant to say he was good since age 6

    

  • guys don't hate on lil' poison, if gave a shit and paid attention you would know i was good at games since age 6

  • He needs a life. He jump/kills. Only noobs do that shit

  • IM BETTER

  • @NoNameKills No your an Idiot

  • This kid isn't shit cause his hands probally don't even fit the damn controller.

  • wait how is he pro hes garbo i was better than this gameplay my first halo match

  • @superluigiten way to go retard, you compared yourself to A NINE YEAR OLD

  • @VAniiiiiV he 12 you dumbass im 12 also so fuck you

  • halo 3 is M for Mature - right?...

  • i hate this kid so much, hav you seen his sniper vid, he fucking sucks, i think i, almost hate him more than justin beiber lol. Thumbs up if you hate bieber! :)

  • Lil Poison is bad he was ok at halo 2 then they make him pro wow mostly any body can beat him hes a little ass kid

  • There wasn't even a triple kill. Anyone any good in Halo 3 would do all this in a single game...

  • @H0rizon1 haterrr

  • im tired of these amiture kills

  • @Spikedude371 " amiture ". LOL?

  • He's not that gr8. i see ppl like this every day in halo. better even...

    non-deserving of an MLG title. unless this is just his shitest plays eva

  • lol i dont want to be a dick rider but at the same time i dont want to be a douch but this kid is good for he age real good but anybody can be good at that age if they started playing and being dedicted to it a age 4! and in this promo look at what they showing.......... thier showings simple stuff that you and i can do only daily basis i dont want to b a lil fuck but im just keeping it 100

  • i wud beat this guy at mw2.... im a pro gamer at the age of 12...... my name is GrAv1TyZ-Fa1Th..... i owned a 1v12 on mw2 with just a sniper quickscoping this guys pish comepared to me.... im gunna make a vid to show u nobs im better than this guy.

  • @UgsGamingProductions

    i guess u havent been playing halo.....

    and its not hard to own 1v12 in mw2, specially when its sniper only.....

  • @UgsGamingProductions

    u r a fag he is not a guy a kid douche talking about a kid

  • @UgsGamingProductions Lol at this fag

  • @UgsGamingProductions  hes NINE douche

  • @UgsGamingProductions Rofllllllll, i love little fanboy's like you. Have the biggest ego and still more terrible than just about anybody in the community.

  • he was in my xbox live party and i was talking mad shit and he wouldnt 1v1 me he backed down

  • okay, everyone seems to say that they could beat this 9 year old, so why not make a video of you playing and post it to prove whether you are as good as him or not.

    im tired of haters bragging that they can do better

  • i can beat lil posion

  • Lol you cant beat lil poison go grow a dick youngin

  • And btw you little fake bastards, I'm the youngest to ever be in the Star Wars Battlefront Elite Squadron community and stayed in the top 100 for a month and then quit playing the game

  • I 1v1 him i got to 14 then he quit hes a scrub 14-0

  • Pictures/video or it didn't happen.

  • @iRusHix Proof?

  • Thank you, bro. This dude is not good, regardless if he's 9 or not. I could honestly care less. But he is garbage, i would owns this dude in a 1v1 15 to 0. He's straight up bad.

  • stop fucking saying shit like, "stop comparing yourself to a 9 year old" he is playing a fucking video game that we play and people are just saying they cant beat him or he sucks, the age doesnt fucking matter, its the fact that he plays the same game as the people who are saying he sucks

  • Well first off he's not that great. Now someone gonna " you're comparing yourself to a 9 year old!" I don't care......I don't look at age I look at gameplay, if you're a pro you should play like one....and this isn't how a pro plays...no matter if ur 9 or 24 . My 9 year old cousin would poop on lil poison.

  • funny how you fags compare yourself to a 9 year old, get a fuckin life you douchebags

  • a pros a pro and lil poison is overated and overhyped his fathers a punk and he is only a pro because people thoguht he was Poison who is one of the best in the country who is his uncle

  • You guys think ur so good but ur just fucking pathetic ocmparing urselves to a nine year old get some lives douche canoes!

  • @lombardiniloserk so how do you know shes a 9 year old girl what are you some kind of sick stalker creep

  • You fucking dicks he came 2nd outta 550 ppl in a friggin tournament and he was the youngest there by a long shot

  • Lil poison sucks dick at this Game and if any of u say hes good i'll show u good in a 1v1 Gt: T sPeXz T or iSilent sni v2

  • Such a Bk u r...

  • Agreed

  • yall should realy leave him alone he is 9 faggots

  • hes really good

  • Lmao, montages make anyone make good, he's barley got any good plays considering this short ass montage.

  • lol barley isnt that from goerge lopez or something like that

  • Lmao, no. But i love George Lopez.

  • WTF. ^_^

    i wana see that lil' shit play call of duty

  • call of duty it's like asking him to waste a couple months of his life

  • lmao? call of duty is the easiest fucking game on the planet. Are you joking?

  • @eagledynasty81I think you only played 1-3. Play 4, 5, and MW2 then come back to me and talk.

  • man when this kid grows up hes going to be so fucked up because he woun't no what life outside the xbox is pretty sad really

  • he only plays 1 hour a day nub.

  • omg

    ur serouis

    Im 9 And Still Better than him >_>

  • hahahhahhahaha ya fukin rght

  • this sucked?

  • I'm Pretty Sure I Can beat Him. It Doesn't Look That Hard. So He Can Snipe So What. I Can Kill And Snipe At The Same Time

  • i could beat him

  • it's funny how no one will believe you.

  • Don't feel bad if you lose to him. Atleast you know that when we were as young as him we were doing things more productive than playing video games.

  • Lol, actually he is doing productive stuff.

    He only plays games (without practice hours) only two hours per day.

    His dad didn't even tell him to play or ever pushed him, yet he still just pwns everyone.

  • ya becuz someones dad out there totally says OMG PRACTICE UR XBOX 360!!! DO IT NAOW!!!

  • Because of all the sick and twisted people out there, I'm sure there is bound to be one dad who does that :o

  • I WANT THAT DAD

  • im nine and im still better than him

  • ur not 9 asshole

  • wow lol, this promo was him in socal killing kids who didn't know what a br was.

  • @7Deag Are you serious?

  • @iambrolyhaha yup

  • @7Deag That was before the MLG playlist came out...

  • 19th at Meadowlands?

    geeeeeeez! could he get any worse?

    haha,

    don't hate. this could destroysssss.

  • Kid*

  • who gives a fuck really big whoop hes young when he gets older hell be good at most every thing so take a chill pill and stop bitching about how he plays cuz ive been yelled at because of how i play befor but i got a legit fifty fuck everyone whos against this kid

  • LIl Posion is bad at team hes alot better at FFA.

    when it comes to FFA he dumps on people. I can tell you hes actually very good he just doesnt have a good team plus he's not good at team. I played with him H2 in rumble pit

    GT:Tom Morello

  • hes a decent player, i played him a couple of times in nyc events in ffa's who would come in 4th or 5th usually. but when my team played his team, tsk at the time with his older brother, they would just make him camp one stop that way we dont get kills off him.

  • halo is a game of anticipation if u can anticipate what ur enemy will do and u got a good rifle u can own he is good at it which makes him good and he doesnt play 15 hrs a day unless he doesnt go to school

  • lol why everyone like this kid i played him 1 v 1 and beat him by 4 points

  • no offense people but he was lucky to be born in the new age of gaming.if most of us teens where born around the new age of gaming we would be pros, but also we were outside playing with other kids when we were 7 yrs old not cooped up in the house playin games.

    no doubt lil poison is good

    but not that good

  • Yeh and im thirteen and cant even pla yhalo.........

  • true. we grew up with nintendo 64, playstation 1 and shit. i always played outside. if we grew up with this kind of video games wed be so much bettter

  • n64 is where its at.... i still play that bitch... effin wwe raw 93 is where its at.

  • na fuck that man its all abot 007 goldeneye

  • i loved that.... it was jizztastic

  • Wheres all the computer players? D:

    What about Starcrat at 95'?

    Although SNES and N64 was sexy

    (Anyone remember Mario PArty?) >:D

  • i loved mario cart o raped as diddy kong.

  • Stop talking shit and challenging him, hes fucking 9 years old. If you think your better than him than maybe you can fucking play at some MLG events and gain some recognition. Stop talking online and prove yourselves.

  • Whoah, you obviously feel very strongly about this. Whats wrong with saying he's bad? What are you - his mother? So what if people think he's bad, not your problem. I personally don't think he's that good, in a 1v1 maybe, but in a 4v4? He'd get owned.

  • So what? He's not a pro like the nerds. He's only nine, he's God FOR HIS AGE.

  • machinimasince u played against him i want a shot at him in a game of my choosing and the game i want 2 play him in is wolfteam game mode ex conquest

  • Hes not that skilled. Half of those were kill steals, and they are just recorded clips of his winnings, not losings or full battles. God. They advertise him too much, I could pWn his ass

  • god i wish i got his skillets.

  • He's good for being 9, but imo honestly guys? He's not pro material, i know that his parents restrict his play time. But age, etc. shouldn't give him special rights to being a professional gamer, same goes for gender. Not trying to be sexist, nor descriminating towards age in any way.

  • hey im 11 and everyone on live says im beast but really, theres no difference, on team snipers i get at least 15-20 kills, so i watched his vid and he got like 10 why would people sponsor him when hes not really that good?

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  • Have you even qualify for a single tourament? He went through 250 of them.

  • Who cares if he went through 250 tournaments i could go through that many doesn't mean I'm good in any way.

  • How about he won some of those tourament and have enough money for private college?

  • Who cares that he has enough to pay for college why don't you hop off this gets tip and get a life guess what if you're smart enough you can take ap classes in high school like me and save money for college.

  • but he is a pro gamer dipshit. That means he's good. And you probably couldn't make it through 20 tournaments you would cry because you did so poorly.

  • are you playing against pro's? no your playing against randoms that's the difference.

  • I could care fucking less if i could make it through 1 tourny i don't base my life off video games dumbfuck.

  • Man his friends must be soooo jealous

  • yea he is really good for his age, but i think i can beat him

  • on average i score about 20 point per game, and win by like 10 point on FFA matches

  • lmao ur badd at halo (BtrRkigniz)

  • Very unlikely, he's a professional gamer and you're not. He's also the youngest ever pro gamer ever, if you could beat him why don't you attempt any tournements ?

  • Hes pretty good for a 9 year old

  • i wish i could meet him in real life and force him make me a challupa and nachos, then put him to work at home depot.

  • YAY hes mexican!!!! and also, i could seriously take this kid on, if only i had xbox live i would so pwn this guy, BRING IT ON MINI ME!!!!

  • how much is his sensitivity its fast lol

  • AWFUL NO FUTUR

  • lol, dont judge, he's still only 9, he may not play all that much for all you know

  • Philly you do know that most pros play about 4 hours daily

  • it's hilarious how people are talking shit about a eight or nine year old. GET A LIFE

  • wtf is the point of this vid?

  • I wish this kid was brother.

  • dude try and play him at halo2 poison is halo 2 pro halo 3 semi just cuz u think ur better think again how old is this kid??? ask ur self

  • lol theyre showing him mauler someone and kill someone with a sticky. he is a very bad semi pro. actually, semi-pro just means they have connections

  • Cut this kid some slack, he's only 5 years for crying out loud

  • im pretty sure hes older than 5

  • Probably, but the first time I saw him he was five

  • hes sucks dick it dont matter what age you are it came out when he was born so yea fuck dat he suck all that little spick dose is play halo n he blows

  • ha this kids pro lol like come on he get some crapy kills in this video and there say he's pro.ill fucking rape him in a 1v1.

  • dude your prob some 45 who doesnt even have a 35 in mlg. your a fucking retard. honestly if your even a 50in mlg, i doubt you'd beat this kid

  • honestly whats your gt

  • lol all you guys hating on him you know hes good you just cant admit it cuz your TOO stubborn hes that good cuz he fucking earned it you could do the same but you wont cuz you want to waste your whole life hating on him

  • Actually, i'll admit he's good, but i still think he sucks! I've played him a lot and i always do better than him! I don't see the big deal with these semi's! Like Miss Baretta, she's garbage! I've never lose to her, and i play her quite often, even though she almost beat me yesterday, but only cause i was in RED BAR all game! 2to2 on Pit Flag! But i don't understand why you worship this bad semi-pros

  • ya sure... pro

  • When U Kids Achieve A High Skill Of 45+ Then Open Your Mouths ,. This Kid Makes Thousands ,. And Your Just Hating On That Fact And That He's Pro And Ur Just Downers !

  • Kids Are Hating Cuz Ur All Still At The Skill Of Staff Captains/ First Lieutanents ,. Rofl

  • Lol, its kinda funny reading all the comments saying HE SUCKS. I'm sorry, I have not seen a 9 year old play better then this. I'm betting most of you are like 13+ some where around there like me. Most of you would of probably been trying to remember how to jump at 9 years old.

  • he's actually 11

  • Actually i know a 10 yr old on xbox live that is way better than Lil Poison! Him and his brother are getting up there, and i wont be surprised to see False Glory go pro in halo 3 soon! Unlike Lil Poison! He hasn't even touched pro status more than twice in Halo 3!

  • your all just jelous that this kid could kick all your asses

  • not pro got kicked out for using modded controllers at tournaments

  • wow you obviously dont know his story kid if your caught cheating at a MLG tournment you get banned from competing at all MLG events and no he's just that good that you have to hate on the little guy. fuckin hater. i played with both him and roy and trust he's good alright!

  • how old is he

  • yes and everyone that says he sucks can beat him? what are you a little 3 year old?

  • I rape you Lil Poison

  • From his videos I fucking agree he sucks his moms ass

  • im 9 im just as good as him

  • haha no your not. shut the fuck up

  • He sucks.

  • Hahaha, he would destroy all of you. Quit saying he sucks.

  • wow not too be mean he may be small but come on hes garbage...

  • well if hes garbage then you must be pro right'? bullshit. your the garbage one and he's pro. fuck off random.

  • im the random? hahaha he's garbage shut the fuck up faggot...search me on bungie aka gandhi

  • haha FUCKIN FAKE KID you aint garbage.

  • Seriously..i versed him in matchmaking and he lost pretty fucking bad =)

  • i bet that wasnt him..

  • not that good

  • not impressed with the promo

  • from all things considering hes only famouse cause hes little and good but there still are alot off people out there that are better then him,

    i beat him too,

  • yeah lol

  • yup, lol

  • whts a modded controller?

  • its maid different

  • He really isn't that good. I know people who are way better than him, and the aren't called '' proffesionals''. But the kid has got some potential.

  • yeh the fact is he was way better at halo 1 and 2 when he was 5 and shit. he got banned from an event for having a modded controller....... he switched his melee to the bottom of his controller so he could reach it. oh well. i think when he gets older hes gonna be amazing

  • someone is called a professional gamer when they are sponsored for playing the game and play it in actual tournaments. Is he's good enough to be sponsored, he's good enough to play, period.

  • wow guys hes 10 years old just chill. if u want to tlk with him or 1v1 him contact shavedpresobama on xbl live. thats his best frend on there he can set u up a match. Lil Poison is also in a cln witrh shavedpresobama.

  • I played with someone in MLG who teams with LiL Poison. he wasth theven yearsth old :P

  • btwzz his name was kridikal or something

  • rofl at these scrubby youtube kids flaming him cause there made they cant achieve what he did nor will they ever and the fact they are total bks who hate on a kid thats talented.

    Get a fucking life kids FORREAL.

  • Excuse me, mad*

  • i would want to verse him

  • that is ignorant use of the word "verse"

    do you go to school??

    i bet you say "responded" when you are trying to say "respawn" too, dont you??

  • yea im still thinking people should focus on sponsoring Killedby7yrold..... he raped lil poisen is a 1v1 match on guardian 15-1, and killedby7yrold is 10 years old...

  • You cant say LP sucks if u never played with him, Do not be made cuz u cant do what he does and has did. Do not get mad because he didnt accept ur friend request, and he didnt invite u when u sent him 90 messages. Do not say u beat him yesterday because LP doesnt play Halo 3 at ALL... he basically quit after meadowlands and his GT is Not xxL1L p0150n v65.

  • what is meadowlands and GT? you mean like Grand turismo? well i still dont know what meadowlands is.... explain.

  • Meadowlands is a place, and GT is Gamertag.

  • meadowlands is the first mlg event of the year and GT means gamertag unless ur trying to be cute in which case...epic fail

  • he looks about as good as me at halo 3, but the fact that he is nine and doing that makes me feel all S A D F A C E

  • thats a waste of a life

  • this is not healthy for him

  • its in the book of world records that he only get so much time to play per day and then has to do homework and stuff

  • I would like to have a match against him

  • you probobly do the same thing.i dont care if your saying that because hes nine who gives a shit about age anyway?

  • yes he sucks u have to take this in consideration tho hes only 8. how old are all of u. im 18 but im pretty sure when he turns 18 he'll be way better than all of us