Alt Text: Episode 3

[Darkwintre]

Tenser's Floating disc and Sleep should only be used off a scroll, Magic Missile is usually something worth memorising if an attack that doesn't require a hit roll in anything other than 4e.

Charm Person is fine, Ventriloquism or Ghost Sound from what he said sounds exactly how they treated Dancing Lights!

[Nekuriddo]

A bunch of lower resistances prior to sleep, works fine

[ertem48]

O.o

[Astrolounge]

I think he's evaluating each spell by it's usefulness to a first level character, and Tenser's floating disc and Magic Missle DO suck at first level. Later on, when you have more slots, TFD becomes handy, and MM becomes one of the better spells in the game. MM is especially useful against stuff like ghosts since it deals force damage. Whereas Sleep, on the other hand, becomes next to worthless later on since everything you come across is to strong for it to affect.

[nikolai60]

I love how in the armor slot you have 2 arrows and an axe sticking out, i've played wizard before, it makes sense lol

[dig6dog]

MM is possibly the best spell ever, since it hits everything. there isnt a single monster in the whole monster manuals that has resistance to it. also add the fact that you can individally target each missile and you'v got an uber spell.

[vh2k]

Not in 4th Edition...

[veandr]

4th edition is not D&D. I refuse to acknowledge its very existence. As far as I'm concerned, it's D&D fanfic.

[ZachAttackAtLarge]

I happen to like it quite a bit myself. Guess you'll be subsisting off of 3.5 and Pathfinder for the rest of eternity?

[Gamereaper101]

Actually There Are A Few Who DO Have A Resistance, The Strongest Monster In The Monstrous Manual, The Tarrasque Does, In Fact It Can Reflect It Back 16 2/3 % Of The Time (1 On D6), Another Animal (Yes I Said Animal) That Does Is The Sinister (Under The Category Of "Bat") Which Just Absorbs It

Just Thought I Let You Know, Personally I Agree With You Though, It Is Without A Doubt One Of The Best Spells In D&D

[dig6dog]

ok, that and the demilich.

[CNash85]

Yes, TFD and MM are a little sucky... if you're a Wizard. 3.5 Sorcerors, however, don't have to learn their spells per day and are generally more versatile, but with a tradeoff of power.

[chalkdrawings]

C'mon, don't undercut Tensor's Floating Disk. Incredibly useful to get people across treacherous chasms, or just generally any room where you don't trust the floor. :)

[isREGRET]

"Hit points: Just the one." Classic.

[Boleniana]

Yay for geekdom! (Card-carrying geek here; majoring in computer science, have a D&D game on the weekend.)

[Kenovar]

Although you should be beheaded for that insult against us,but you did greatly amuse us!You may live,jester,until you are no longer funny...then we will eat you!

All Praise Maglubiyet!!

[davidzysk]

funny guy

[CaeruleanXII]

With a pair of Tenser's floating disks, any character weighing less than 200 lbs. can travel across the surface of a body of water at normal speed. You can deliver lit explosives to people, you can freak out villager's with 'floating skulls' (or cats), you can tempt people with floating treasure into an ambush, you can use (sometimes multiple ones) to hold a heavy door open, you can use 3 of them to make a canopy with a sheet (it has it's uses), and a ton of other things. TFD is very useful.

[Isolder74]

only when you can have more then a handful of 1st level spells a day. That requires two uses of the spell meaning you now are 2 less more useful spells.

[samwise401]

nerdwatch?

[98smithg]

Magic missile is the best level 1! if you link it up you can fire 10 missiles at once.

[Chiscringle]

Yeah. And if your DM allows missile storm variants, you can massacre a whole room full of enemies.

[dajavu99]

wierd not so good. 

could make more funny.

was not that funny

[sean0395]

Great job. I enjoy this way more than the gamer life things. Their witty and interesting. And all around famialy fun? I don't even play D&D and I found this clever and funny. A-

[JohnnnyCanuck]

Please tell me the beholder dummy was made of depleted uranium. :)

[nacoran]

You obviously have never used a Tenser's Floating Disk loaded with Greek Fire and a lit fuse or as the bottom half of a cage with a rabid aurumvorax in it.

[zakkmiester]

i should try that sometime... A+

[boilerplate]

Very funny! But to be fair, if you have a Spell sequencer memorized you can put 3 magic missile spells in one...creating about a 100 points of damage or so...since by then, you'll shoot 5 per casting. I used to do that in 2nd edition and it was cheap but very effective.

[DoctorX42]

Very cool, and yeah, a lot of funny going on during the Magic Missile part. Had to watch it twice. (Also, forgive me if I spelled "missile" wrong. It's just one of those words that every time I type it, I wonder if I got it right, like "necessary.")

[Hukaix]

Haha! Keep them comming. Time to go drown our Paladin because he didn't want to be a Cleric. Or maybe I'll just wait a day for Magic Missle and shoot myself with it.

[Brammimonde]

Do NOT hate on the wheelie-carts! I'm a vintage-lovvin' 20-something and those wheelie-carts are the answer to all of our grocery-shopping-using-public-­transit needs!

The old ladies are definitely onto something.

[BringbackSWATcats]

Servered head goes RAWR!

[Taquelli]

Nor does he need to be. Good work Lore.

[OpenHoles]

And he still isn't trying to be. Fancy that.

[GumbyBrainDoctor]

Amusing, but the animation during Magic Missile is hilarious.

Also, MisterCode, he was doing something like this well before Zero Punctuation ever came out.

[MisterCode69]

You still aren't Zero Punctuation.

[nadrojksc]

Dude, you can't dis Lore for not being Zero Punctuation. Lore has been making the funny for like 10,000 internet years. They hadn't even heard of the internet in Australia back in the days of Brunching Shuttlecocks.

[RandallMRueff]

1st. to view.

God Bless...

Randall M. Rueff