DPS [WoW Parody]

[vavra222]

Lol, as feral dps, we recently did few pulls on Algalon 25man, and i managed to aggro so much and actually die (pure skillz dps), using Cower, getting Salvations and still i died coz of aggroing :D, i managed to blame tank for such a low threat/sec and paladins for not putting salvation on me more often.

[TheAccountnamestolen]

Healing is completely faceroll now, I actually love when I get tanks in resillience gear in HoT dungeons it actually presents a challenge lol.

[Superwolf480]

@kagagiou That's why I'm a feral Druid w/t flexible gear

[torigob00m]

@YaoilsMySin You go by the same rules I do. Except I made a macro saying "I NEED MANA, FUCKING PULL AND DIE."

[YaoiIsMySin]

I respect tanks who keep up good pace but I do normals to relax, not to rush through the dungeon like it's the last day of my life. I can keep them up but as I said, I don't want to rush in normals. And my rules are simple, basic stuff.

1. You don't know, you ask.

2. When I say mb, I will sit and drink until I have enough mana. The rest of you can die for all I care meanwhile.

3. No heals for ninjapullers or those who insist sitting in aoe.

4. You spank it, you tank it.

[TheCavepig]

i really enjoy the gifted people that play wow

[RenosEMR]

da rulez I use -

you pull for tank you tank it

if you can cc, use proper deeps I will love you

If you are with me when I heal and whine for ress I might just point out why you died (unless it was fair death then I will feel sorry for you)

[bking990]

oh,oh,oh,oh gives a boner ? favorite part ? just me ? oh...

[Dogsoldier22]

When you wipe..there is what i call the circle of blame. DPS blame the tank, the Healer blames the DPS and the tank blames everyone but themselves.

[MyKelly1975]

@Dogsoldier22 LOL thats true!!!!!

[Dogsoldier22]

@MyKelly1975 Personally I blame the healer. : )

[danexus1]

see this is exactly why I quit wow, chain pull without no respect to my mana and you die.

[cinnamonrefresh]

love your voice!!!

[juvemilano11]

great job girl!!! u rock!

[naruto0589]

blame the bad hunter in guild(regardless if he's there or not)>DK>pally>any PuG that might be there... usually how it goes in my guild XD

[Hancook0]

great voice 

[healvana]

this is why my pally is ret/holy instead of holy/ret

[TheEpicVikings]

I LOVE healing. Especially in battlegrounds. (So fun <3) But sometimes I really like to just dps(:

[kabukishadow]

rule one of tanking if a healer dies its the tanks falt...

rule two of tanking if tank dies its the healers fault

rule three of tanking if a dps dies its there own damn fault lol

(this is wat was told to me when i started to learn to tank... and i pass on this wonderful wisdom lol)

[iputvideosonxD]

@kabukishadow if a healer dies its A their own fault or B tanks fault dps dies its A their own fault B healers fault C tanks fault

tank dies its A their own fault B healers fault

[juvemilano11]

@kabukishadow

ah, thank you for illuminating us with such words of wisdom. the path has cleared infront of me. now as a resto shammy, i thank thee!

[Picasso43967]

On the other hand, since WotlK tanking is so easy that there is little point not carrying both the healer and DPS trough every heroic...

I don't understand how tanks can lose aggro these days. The mobs they do lose aggro on are dead so fast it ain't even funny.

[Borohockey28]

@kabukishadow Dis be true young bass.

[kagagiou]

@kabukishadow

Thank you! Someone else who kept that damn phrase alive.

1) IF Healer dies, Tank's fault.

2) IF Tank dies, Healers fault.

3) IF DPS dies... Thier own damn fault (should've known better)

That is tanking mantra. You have it on the nose. On that note...

4) You pull it, YOU FIGHT IT! Should be added.

That should slow those jokers that pull mobs instead of the tank.

DPS death during AoEs... Get out of the Circle / Fire.

[ladyerickson70]

@kagagiou the you pull it omg huntards that think they are tanks with pets piss me off not that all hunters a tards and pull shit they cant handle

[AzgalorZee]

@kabukishadow as a hunter this was the first thing I learned : protect the healer, don't pull off the tank....and then what you said XD

[goneinaflash21]

@kabukishadow alright first good advice but also very bad and dangerous because rlly who does more dmg the the DPS people that tank can do alot yes but a raid is mostly DPS people so if u let the DPS people you can mess up the raid alot , i know because i am a DPS and it messed a lot of raids when half the DPS people died

[spencegame]

@kabukishadow sorry you can't keep up with 50k dps

[acethebunny]

Holy shit. This is awesome.

[cmon200]

the songs people make now suck :(

[RazielUnuvos]

omg i love this song Hahaha!

[sefsfsesefsefsefsefs]

Holy fuck some people take this game to seriously...You have a decent singing voice maybe not get attention of parodys which are just garbage peeled off the orignal song

[PSG1Jonny]

Damn Beautiful Voice. and nice song.

[Pray2me1]

out of all the parodys i must say this one has a very good singer

[BlackNight316]

We always blame the gnoam....

[80Spriestapocalyptis]

I hate tanking, bad healers can't keep up with my chain pulls. I know how to interrupt and when to use my damage reductions etc. and how exactly they can't keep up is beyond me. A good healer has no problem and usually gets bored and tells me more lol I love when they tell me that :D

[ctraver]

@80Spriestapocalyptis If the healer is over 50% mana and a PuG, pull. If the healer is over 25% and guild, pull.

I don't like the pug healers any more to give them more of a mana buffer, I just don't trust their competence.

[jaynhc]

@80Spriestapocalyptis I play as a healer with the secondary spec of tank(I'm a pally) and Ik what you mean, sometimes I wish there was another me in my healer spec to heal so I know I can trust them. Good healers are hard to find. When I do a dungeon and I'm tanking as my pally I ALWAYS get the crappy healers! One time a healer just like went AFK without saying right in the middle of a boss fight, lucky for me we had a druid there who back up healed untill the healer got back.

[SuperJohnsheppard]

@80Spriestapocalyptis a good healer is always bored, i ask every tank in a random to just pull the entire dungeon but they never do instead ask befor every pull if healer is ready, who been on full mana ever sicne he walked in the instance

WTB fast tanks~!!!!

[MissKierie99]

This song is amazing you did a great job with the lyrics and the parody! You have a beautiful, versatile voice.

[deathsassistant1]

who made the original song? i know a guy on youtube who made an ill song from this beat, his name D'Quae, has some good rap

[anthony702010]

DPS4LIFE

[OrangeRabies]

This song ;n; anthem right there

[BitchTapout]

man im a dps and ppl always say omg why didnt u heal the tank... athey freak out bc i say im not the healer im dps noobcake... omg love this song!

[Thack93]

I equally hate/like every class in wow.

[MongoMike77]

DPS...when you absolutely, positively have to pwn some face today.

[thisissoodd]

This is why I make heals and Tanks. No more huntards for me

[kingofwow1989]

Lol dis priest lol dps and heal all at the same time lol

[Mossgate97]

Dps get the quickest boot in a raid, why? because there so disposable. I fucking hate it.

[Bristowbratz]

As a healer, I hate when people are to lazy to walk back and go AFK expecting the healer to run all the way back and ressurect them. -_-

[iNOiMAiR]

@Bristowbratz Not our fault you chose the worst role in WoW.

[ForgeMyLife]

@Bristowbratz that healers job :p

[theendinggame]

@Bristowbratz but that is your job in a raid to rez people...... i hear where your coming from

[Lolbrennenz]

@Bristowbratz As a healer, I hate when I have to heal a stupid Fury/Arms warrior with a two-handed weapon then I'm blamed for sucking...

[AngLeisure]

@Bristowbratz I'm with You!.. Or.. when they 'forget' to bring any food into the run and expect you to heal them between combats... Then freak out when you go oom during the next mob because they didn't let you get anything to drink.

[ctraver]

@Bristowbratz My Warrior has had that pulled on her by the healer, hoping my 50% chance on jumper cables came up right.

[17sylargino]

@Bristowbratz THEN YOU QUEUE AS DPS!!!!

[ThePlanc123]

@Bristowbratz i hear ya man... i got a goblin priest and im always being bothered with nubs for a rez when their to stupid to not die in the first place

[Raymond13557]

@Bristowbratz preach on my friend, i too know of this pain... and it sucks..

[juvemilano11]

@Bristowbratz

lets just hope someone else ran back before us healers and uses mass rezz. :}

[Raadi21]

@Bristowbratz mass rez yo

[nix8488]

ditto... although sometimes is the healers fault ie being an absurd amount of healing above the other 2 healers... it really isnt that hard... while i realize as being a druid sniping heals is easy... if i dont oom neither should you and furthermore there is no reason you should oom and be that far behind in heals

[Xxasylum12]

i love you're voice plus you are very pretty

[KarmaTheCat123]

why the hunter they can just turn growl off on the pet

[tenorv0x]

Story of my life >.< I miss DPS bad :(

I love your wow songs! ^_^

[80Spriestapocalyptis]

DPS hmm What can you own for me?? You can own this boss cause I am running out of mana... 5k dps wtf hunters you auto shooting or what??

[ralentor1]

My ears had a orgasm from the sound at the end!

[Tutarion]

I've heard alot of voices, and damn your voice is awesome in this song.

[plattock]

<3ly voice best ive heard in a long time

[Lego3400]

I actully have a shirt like that DPS What can pwn do for you.

[chaoshorde]

I swear Sharm, you should be like famous or something. Great songs!

[Zmaxem]

Palyarebeast: LFM MORE PPL TO DPS the guy that get higest dps win 20k g

Warriorown Joined the raid group

Kekrogue joined the raid group

Mageownyou joined the raid group

Warriorown left the raid group

kekrogue left the raid group

Mageownyou:hmm i have so good dps?

[ilikecakeido]

@Zmaxem That was the worst comment I have ever seen.

[OriginalSlimShadow15]

Great parody lol, I told peoplez on Facebook to look it up, great job gratz, keep it up

[Firewolfluz]

9 people are mad cause they cant dps

[Luculencia]

Blame the tanks,

if that fails,

blame the dps,

if that fails,

blame the hunter.

Everyone hates the hunter :P

[boomdoom5]

@Luculencia my mains a hunter and thats true i play a tank too and i hate hunters

[Brinsind]

@Luculencia u got it wrong : / Blame the hunter THEN the tank then the tanks gear (in my guild anyway) i play all 3 a hunter a tank and a healer : / i get ALL the blame its not very fun but.. i am a high roller :D i take lots of loots

[YepX]

@Luculencia i hate the pallies, unless their healing : )

[Kati1337]

@Luculencia - always blame the hunter first, that will save you time. :D

[Luculencia]

@Kati1337

True, it's always their fault anyway :D

[1992Chaos1992]

@Luculencia And the pets ;S your right me as a tank hats hunters xD

[MrHedinn]

@Luculencia noooooooooooooo i dont!!



[ForgeMyLife]

@Luculencia Fuck Huntards.

[xUndeadxNation]

@Luculencia THATS OUR GUILD MOTTO LOL

[Sweethorse14]

@Luculencia

we hunters always get the blame ^^

[cksboy]

@Luculencia you forgot about the healer you blame the healer first

[Luculencia]

@cksboy

I never blame the healer. Blaming the healer is the primary cause of death on trash mobs.

[theendinggame]

@Luculencia ture that

[ImHeadProcutions]

@Luculencia lol my groups always blame the rogue even when we dotn ahve one lol

[EnshiveAQW]

@Luculencia Nonono...

Blame Hunter.

If no hunter...

Blame Rogue.

If no Rogue...

Blame your evil twin.

[pokezeldafreak]

@Luculencia Have you seen the WoW commercial with Chuck Norris in it? He's a hunter. XD

[Lolbrennenz]

@Luculencia Like me :)

[toudal89]

@Luculencia "signed: healer"

[TheFarshot]

@Luculencia im a hunter and i pwn ur ass

[TheFarshot]

@Luculencia hunters are a hard spec

[abstar57]

@TheFarshot lols no there not

[80Spriestapocalyptis]

@Luculencia I always blame the hunter. If not one in the party then I blame the one online in the guild LOL

[MrThepally]

@Luculencia my guild blames the mage ^.^

[Prodonthemage]

@MrThepally As a fellow mage, this makes me sad. :/

[MrSleeper221]

@Luculencia LOL im the Marksman Hunter and i usually get blamed for fuck ups

[TheWoWSisters]

@Luculencia Not the hunter DX blame its pet, duhhhhh

[johnnyo032003]

@TheWoWSisters NO. If the hunter's pet has taunt on that is the Hunter's fault.

[mykatanaiskool]

oh gosh this is great

[Leiv1231]

AMAZING VOICE!!!!!!!!!!

[zojapetrov]

Where did you get the font that you used in the intro? It's quite pretty :)

[SuperChristakos]

yes all blame it to tank

[Matth3w0001]

HAHA "I dont even res, I just point and laugh." love it

[wowichigokurosaki]

I fucking love your voice and your music, keep up the good work

[ServerBoost100]

UPS Logo Modified XD

[Bladepoison]

@taintedlore hey sharm wanna be my girlfriend?

[ninjagrape]

You sound hot. I love you.

[IMARAPIST4]

like zomg girls play wow!!?? ....*favorite/subscribes*

[wowneko]

@IMARAPIST4

why ..you thought girls dont play wow :D? thats sexist :D I play wow and I'm proud of it even sometimes it gets too boring and I quit for a month or two :D

[IMARAPIST4]

@wowneko No it was a joke my foster mom is a WoWchick

[TheJerkeystick319]

@wowneko well if u look at his name hes a rapist so he probably never sees girls play wow or hes a gay rapist

[MissSindorei]

@wowneko I play on wow and I'm a girl too and yeah I get bored sometimes for a moth or two :P

[Krimsonix]

Its pretty bad we talk to "Normal People" they don't understand us, yet they critisize us al lthe time... when they do the similar thing in another way...

[warlord170]

great song...lol............



[Deiphage]

OMG this song is stuck in my head! You have such an amazing voice, and you're absolutely right - very few people ingame have a sense of accountability! AVOID the damage so we don't have to heal you in the first place, nub DPS! >:D

[klasta69]

It's songs like this that will make me eventually play wow again

[ch0as]

Love your voice Sharm!!!!!!!!

[RunescapeRichPerson]

I'm a paladin tank. Idc if you heal or not lol. I bubble heal...or I did. I will still own shit even if you don't heal. lol. and umm if they blame it on my there goes an ICC25 and RS25 Geared tank. I am not leveling my pally. Keepin' him in level 80 BG's

[TexasBeaner214]

as a Warrior Tank i wanna tank all healers coz with out ya i would still be in blues and greens. Tank1 out peace oh by the way Warrior Tanks are the best tanking class!! Alliance FTW!!

[shadowstep4life]

Beast

[Lihoification]

Damn I thought about parodying this one too lol! Awesome job!

[thelordman100]

good job!

[nene0nightmere]

I have to say that this is one of your better songs. Theres nothing wrong with any of your other ones by any means but your voice sounds amaizing in this one. You carry the melody very well and you can actually understand the lyrics. Sometimes thats hard to find for some strange reason. I was actually singing along for some parts around the second or third listen through.

[SiCKxBK]

i likey =) keep up the great work

[wowneko]

awsome like allways :*

[EJBactionstar]

You singing has gotten so much better then when I first subcribed I might be a lifer.

[131omg]

Indeed, its healers fault if wipe, even though its not needed to be us >.< But amazing song :D indeed my new favorite one :D

[Rhenaya]

omg the song isnt on your download site! heeelp, need it for winamp :x

[simplewhimsy]

This is AWESOME. Great job.

[Blubb200659]

*______________*

your voice ♥ ♥

i could listen to you everytime, everyday, always n_n

[RosalitaOOA]

I was a little hesitant seeing this was an Aaliyah parody, but I should've known better <3 You bring her great justice in WoW form Sharm :) Much love <3

[taintedlore]

@RosalitaOOA Thanku :)

[TitanbrolyGilneas]

@taintedlore Idk who Aaliyah is but i love this song no joke i cant stop listening to it rofl.. :D

[rancidmea]

Chill using little skill :D Nice!

[ShiinPhoenos]

I've always rued the day I gave my warrior a tank spec...DPS FTW!

[ChAiNsAwBuTcHeR]

Auf welchem Realm biste? Ich spiel auf Frostwolf, da ham noch ziemlich viele den englischen Client, von daher gehts^^ Wenn de was postest wirste auch net angepisst... aber wenn de zB "Enchanting" in den Trade postest bekommste weniger Anfragen als "Verzauberkunst" ^^...

Ja stimmt, die meisten Raids werden in Englischer Abkürzung gesucht... sollte man dann noch für Hero Inis einführen... da suchen dann die mit englischem Client auf Englisch un die mit Deutschem auf Deutsch ^^

[RadonMusikk]

I've always been pure dps. But recently i started to play my pally as a healer, and as soon someone fails they blame the healing. /agree

[wickjamesgtar]

boner. awesome.

[MMartin723]

amazing job... i dont think there is a song that u cant parody cause your voice is just that amazing

[2ManRaid]

Lol ok first of the original song I actually like it and heard it many of times. I have to say the WoW parody of this song is just as great as the original I mean yeah I'm DPS so I'm going to like it but that's not the point! lol great job on the song Sharm.

~Crowe

2M@N-RA!D

[PVPSiennah]

Oh wow. o.o I love this 10 times more than the original!! <3

[asmilenvrseen]

"I don't even res,

I just point and laugh." - Me too

[elusivepoet3346]

This is wicked good!

[Hysharoo]

Another awesome song Sharm! Your R&B spoofs are always my favorite.

[Adeon55]

^_^

[lrwhorse]

Hehe awesome

[hellfire3323]

well done

[Rea4064]

yeAAAAAAAh i love this song

i love now this parody

For Aliyah r.i.p.

[mephisto1982]

Your voice actually sounds a bit like Aaliyah on this :)

And this song is so true... as someone playing a pala healer and a mage regularly, I can say that dps has a much easier job of hiding fuckups. There's very few situations where a dead tank is the fault of a dps :p

[toreyzyre]

Frickin awesome I loved this song

[cypher2k53]

Great choice of a song to parody. and great job.

[0Sweetsugar0]

Ohhhh dear :o

Dunno why but i love this song! Its so damn awesome!;) All you´re songs are but this is reaaaaly AWESOME!:D

[LadyClaricia]

<3 awesomee!

[truffle414]

and thats why i dont raid on my shaman

[93keskin]

Very nice song

[ejo97]

awesome parody of a classic ! I miss Aaliyah :( <3

[gitsflcl]

Mages

we will hit you like a truck

[teaganaut9]

Aaliyah*

[larkinthemadman]

Healers just don't get the respect we deserve ... Always our fault if wiped (aparently) then the lazy arse raid wants a res.. Epic song And /agree with it all ;)

[Wootsickles]

@larkinthemadman It always is your fault. L2P

[spartaninspace]

@larkinthemadman want to join PETH? (People for the Ethical Treatment of Healers) okay, now i want to make that a guild on galakrond-us.

[larkinthemadman]

@spartaninspace im an EU healer sorry ;)

[Xpocalypse]

@larkinthemadman This is what runed the game for me

[LeaderoftheFates]

@larkinthemadman Blame the tank for not tanking right.