NC* Anubis II (Wii) Review

[SuperFlameRing]

I would like the N64 graphics if a game that used them were released FOR FREE on the PC.

On the console, it shows that the developers were lazy and untalented. They didn't make the graphics like that intentionally to be reminiscent of old 3D platformers.

[Sammy102093]

ummmm I actually got a headache from watching the game >.>

[classingamer]

WOW! DDI is shit from hell this game is bad from top to bottom.

[TheImpairedworld]

if your looking for good games to play for older kids or adults then stop playing the kids games like anubis 2 on the wii and maybe play deadspace or some shit on xbox....

[cplegogame25]

if i was told to buy anubis 2 or ninjabread man, which one would i buy

[493pokemaniacV2]

@cplegogame25 something else lol

[SuperFlameRing]

Anubis was given better justice as a porn star.

[legendarybeing1]

avgn wannabe!!!

[thepokemonkid61]

@legendarybeing1

Your mom

[VulcanofWar]

I give it a 0/10 too this game just failed completely... Complete remake of Ninjabread man but reused everything in a different skin

[DBZAOTA482]

That song in the beginning of the game is gay.

[CrypticWand621]

I should buy this game and make an LP of it on a first play through.

[DrMcMario]

I could produce a better game than this shit!! And I'm only 14!!

[wickedwitchwest12323]

well, that sucks; i think the idea of anubis' kid beating the shit out of bad guys could have been a really cool. but of course this idea was in the hands of a retarded monkey.

[KomicTurtle]

I like the character.. Sad that it fell into the WRONG hands.. Wish some other company had the concept of the character and make an amazing game. And the fact that Ninjabreadman and Anubis is LITERALLY a copy and paste effort.. makes my tummy hurt..

[HotKukuro]

How dare they use that title and make this...this faggotry?? Gimme a contract and a development team and I'll make something worthy of the name Anubis >:D I'd make him look way more badass, give him a bunch of spells and techniques and shit. And he could switch back and forth from like the underworld to the living world. and he could tear out of the souls of his enemies and stuff. And put it on PS3. Definitely put it on PS3...

[byhopart]

Fun fact. Anubis is a god from the Egyptian legends. He is the god of death. And I know what game he is coming for to destroy for insulting his reputation.

[InjexDnB]

Wow, this looks like a shit Ratchet and Clank.

[Pooky1991]

Theres almost nothing that can ruin a game more than horrible jumping.

[eggheadnin]

WHY ISNT THIS GUY WORKING FOR IGN!!?!?!?!?!?!??!

[Smashlikeapro124]

@eggheadnin

Yeah, if IGN said this game was good, than the members who review games would completely beat retarded policemen at being retarded. And I would mark every bad review by IGN as spam. If they thought that this game was good. Thankfully even IGN aren't that stupid

[GreasyGhoul]

@eggheadnin

Because you can't spell Ignorant without IGN.

[19aydincan96]

sorry but wtf is this?!?

[nerftendo005]

I played Shadow the Hedgehog for a short time, and absolutely hated it. The controls are unbelievably slippery, and the targetting (for your guns) is awful. It might be even worse than Sonic and the Black Knight. But this game makes both of those bad ones that I just mentioned look like absolute masterpieces.

[nosense82]

@nosense82

[dboyd1208]

If your kids disrespect you and other, gets bad grades and is all around a misbehaved child who doesn't care, get them this game Christmas

[DraculaXHunter101]

My God did Satan make this shit?Jesus Christ the graphics look awful.Looks like a First Generation PS1/N64 game.Hell Final Fantasy VII with Pre Rendered backgrounds and midget style characters look better than this shit.Mario 64 also looked alot better because that game actully had good controlls and levels that were fun.Overall fuck DDi.Nuff Said.

[cguevara12]

Did I hear correctly? Arabian? Anubis are Egyptian.

[LaughTrack55]

Actually ps1 had better graphics than this crap. Crash Bandicoot, Um Jammer Lammy, Tomb Raider, Jet Moto 2, Parappa the Rappa, Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil And that's just the start! Crash Bandicoot Warped, Crash Bash, Rayman 2, Rayman >>Rush>>, Final Fantasy VII, and so much more! Anubis II's graphics suck!

[Hawkeye4500]

@LaughTrack55 and parasite eve

[LaughTrack55]

@Hawkeye4500

Never played it

[kellymccartney1]

the camera angle is really pathetic for this game,i kinda enjoy playing this except for the camera angle is not worth mentioning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrBigkcola]

How about ninja bred man

[mrpotatohead34]

the game had potential, but they ruined it D:

[snowball1988]

looks like a game from 1996.......

[Coolboy529]

i think 0/10 is too generous

[Arthus850]

I normaly like wii games but this and ninja break man are terrible. they aren't bad games. they're fucking horrible games. bad games still entertain me but this doesn't. I even find sonic 06 fun

[Eldinarcus]

lmao i would love to play this game just for funziez

[patsybob]

wow that game is ugly, data design why? why even bother making a game if you wont even bother to try anymore seriously how do they go to work and make stuff like these how do they even enjoy their job?

[Erock23432]

Can you review mega man 9 for wiiware?

[Infernape7890]

The graphics look cool to me. Of course, I like games with the cartoony style. I wouldn't bother with this crap. Croc 1 is better than this in controls. Croc 1 had terrible controls.

[MWgamer]

poor game-producers, they probably got raped.

[FolieMusic]

Great review! :D

[MrLeorazo]

Data DesignI,IF YOU'RE READING TIS,STOP MAKING WII GAMES!!!!

[lukeskywalker2]

Lego rock raiders was the best game they developed, getting a 6/10. it was still more fun than what they make today

[themetroidhunter111]

F*CK YOU DDI stop making crappy games realy all there games have dreamcast graphics or even worse and the controls just don`t work

[whattheblox]

These graphics are N64 level! What they hell's their problem?

[LegoCandyMaciene]

@whattheblox no. N64 games have BETTER graphics then this!

[michaeljackson2474]

this game is not bad . Its abysmal

[superslashable]

anubis the second? i thought the title was anubis two

[pever402]

this game looks cute im gunna give this to my 6 year old kid im not even gunna watch the review or the gameplay. mario galixy looks like crap.

[clay0559]

@pever402 are you serious?

[lukeskywalker2]

@pever402

dont feed the troll

[pever402]

@lukeskywalker2 feed me im hungry

[aczumel]

@pever402 if you're serious I'm going to hunt you down and kill you. please tell me you're joking

[Chomby13]

0:56

ROFLMAO

[ForeignKid00]

it would be a great game if they buffed up the graphics and better gameplay and control

[sonicfan1984]

I think neverchris reviewing the DDI games are his best reviews cause those reviews are so hilarious.

[TheSailorMoonFan2]

Check out wiiveiwer's reveiw

They both has the same thought out the game

[Gossipgirlss123]

i think it luks good but i don't no sure! it so for Kids (little)

[burningember67]

if u think this game is good you are a retard who need serius help

[lightdark28]

this game looks horrible, the controls seem like they are pretty bad.

it also looks like an early N64 game, kinda shameful for the Wii.

[69codyb]

ok WHY IN THE FUCK IS DDI STILL ON THE FUCKING DAMN MARKET. *Ahem* Dear Nintendo, DONT SELL THESE FUCKING GAMES YOU ARE NOT MAKING A SHIT WORTH OF MONEY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP Thank you

[Lousia8]

Good review!!!

[swordofgenesis]

is ddi the new ljn?

[LegendofMorgan]

The graphics for this game suck, but I bet I couldn't do shit in rendering stuff.

[SebVettel18]

do you actually have to pay for these games when you review them? That would suck terribly.

[uli903]

the beginning looks exactly like ninjabread man

[Barrysun]

@uli903 yea, seeing it came from the same company that made ninjabread man. lazy programers.

[uli903]

@Barrysun yeah i saw 3 reviews from the same company they had the same shit music for all 3 games

[Barrysun]

@uli903 you mean 4 shitty games! let's name them:

Ninjabreadman

Anubis II

Myth makers in toyland

Rock N roll adventures

I've played ninjabreadman and hated it. not going to buy any of these pieces of shit

[uli903]

@Barrysun the company should just go hang themselves

[Barrysun]

@uli903 agreed. this is my most hated video game company ever! I wondered if anyone EVER tested these "games". how will they compare to E.T and Superman 64?

[uli903]

@Barrysun they should've given up after their first game

[Barrysun]

@uli903 but no, they had to keep making shitty games. if ninjabread man was bad, why did they bother letting their shit taking a shit, then taking another shit, and it also took a shit too.

[uli903]

@Barrysun you cant even call those games shit they pretty much make a new word hmmm :shittyfuckingbitchyorific

[unknown327]

Also, screw Barking, Howling is where it's at. >:C

[unknown327]

Seriously, the game this company *Couldn't really hear what you're saying so I didn't get their name* makes the crappyest games, their games look like a freaking Nintendo 64 game for gods sake, even N64's Glover looked better than this, and that game had Tacky platforming, that was actually good. anyways, stop buying this company's games, they will surely make your head explode if this gave you a headache.

[Esternamornezz]

You shake the controller and he growls Hehe, to bad the game sucks, you useually get hit, unless you "shoot" enemies, and that tends to take a dozen or so shots each :( I wanted to like it, cause I'm into cheesy crapy action platform games, but this, eh....not it (maybe I'll try it with a gun attachment or something, you can jump by pushing the buttons on the joystick, in addition to just jiggling it up and down)

[Poringez]

making jokes about poop and calling a game bad is funny, right?

[Maxthemetalkid]

is this game from the same people that did Ninjabread Man? Because i've never played either of them but they both happen to have similar gameplay.

[Wrash16]

Yup, same pieces of lunatics who thinks their making the Wii better

[Flameclaw123]

I bet if I left a 12 year old in a room with tons of cash, a few pieces of paper, a pencil, and enough knowledge to know how to program a jump and slash attack in a game, they could come up with a better game than this.

[kiariskin]

i like this game :D

[aczumel]

@kiariskin you need help. may I suggest a doctor

[MechaBuu]

I can't believe I actually I saw this at WalMart this afternoon. I wish I had a picture to show people.

[TrenzorZ]

That does not look like wii , it looks like it could be done on the n64 with lower counts

[Dr3xiel]

lol bark button... u really asking for that considering how awfull the game is? if that mutt actually barks it might make you bleed trough ur ears XD

[fuckerman157]

Man, its dont look like a total shit... (brazilian tring same thing in english)

[UlrichPortnoyDonati9]

just watching it without sound is enough .... wow .... they don't even try anymore ...

[Schoolzorz343]

@UlrichPortnoyDonati9 DDI never even tried.

[pikmin257]

@UlrichPortnoyDonati9 since when have they ever tried?

[shotbastard]

In Gamespot this game got a 1.5 that's abysmal.

[AuraStUrm]

Good review, but I felt like you talked a little too quickly in this one.

[imlatinoguy]

Just play Unreal Championship 2 and choose Anubis. Much better. You get freakin rocket launchers miniguns grenade launchers and you get a nice Melee Staff attack!

[DarkArtistKaiser]

Its a shame that every now and again, a egyptian theme game is released and one of the few happens to be a very POOR Anubis game.

This almost makes me want to make my own game.

[klarmer]

are you from Chicago, or New Jersey, or both?

[GOTH6664LIFE]

is this game realy that bad as i am thinking of buying it so please apart from neverchris is this game that bad

[klarmer]

Anubis II is really terrible

[GOTH6664LIFE]

thanks klarmer how much would u say it was worth if anything mybe 4-5 quid

[AnimeGuy9]

...Why does DDI do this to us?

[AdpBalla]

maybe, all they only care about is quick money and not what we wanted from them.

[LadyRoughneck]

i feel sorry that poor anubis was screwed over someone "else" should make another game wiht anubis except better

WAY better

[DarkArtistKaiser]

Amen sister.

[jseeker1867]

Okay. The would compare as a gold mine. Finding excellent qualitiy games is a bit rare, but when you do find them, they ROCK! These kinds of games are like the worthless rocks (or fools gold rocks) that miners just chuck away, never to be seen again.

[PlacidDirge]

Watching this review, correction watching this game being played made me twitch and smile in chagrin. How could any one knowingly poison and disgrace the Wii let alone any system with, these thing!?

[methaddict7771]

why the fuck anyone would ever defend these sorry ass games i dont even know. Chris if anyone says anything about you because you give a perfectly appropriate review of these lame ass dick blowing games they better say something to me first because i completely agree with your reviews.

[b8mb8]

PS1 graphics :(

[nerftendo005]

@b8mb8 Even that's being generous. Even on the N64, these would look hideous.

[b8mb8]

@nerftendo005 yea u got a point. A good example is Glover on PS1 and N64 having similar graphics but audio on PS1 version is bad. (although the graphics look good for that game at the time) This game, not too sure about.

[nerftendo005]

@b8mb8 Everything about this game is abysmal. This is the only game where I litterally have ZERO things to say about it that are even slightly positive. Easily the worst game ever made (yes, you heard me, it's worse than E.T., Superman 64, etc.).

[b8mb8]

@nerftendo005 yea pretty obvious by all the comments and vid. What matters more is actually doin something, which nintendo seems oblivious of

[b8mb8]

@nerftendo005 id say on the 64 the graphics would be acceptable, nothing else

[nevermore64]

lol this game is so bad

[b8mb8]

no wonder so many wii games are so cheap. thats why only mario games appeal me. they aint crappy with trashy graphics and gameplay and the system was best made for mario games.

[czaros1994]

first it's called WII and Star fox was for GCN

[urchinawsome3000]

This game offends me!!! >:(

Anubis is my favorite Egyption God and they make his son look like crap, no wait he IS crap.

[zantrua]

this game IS ninjabread man

[Barrysun]

no idea. they need to work on the gameplay and the fun facter on their games. cause they made the worst platforming games ever! if ninjabread man 2 is the same as their other platformer games, then we should all give up hope on Data design interactive.

[bozhno]

Nintendo should take off license of Data Design.

[Hindenburg12886]

i have the sudden urge to go to that company with an a-bomb, shove it up the managers ass at detonate it. ANUBIS, THE LORD OF THE DEAD, ONE OF THE COOLEST OF THE EGYPTIAN GODS, A PUPPY WITH A LOLLIPOP?!!!!!

[bromhamsam]

i agree fully! he is a freackin puppy with a stick. He runs like a little pussy... he has little legs and the monsters are....well.... BLOCKS!!???

[Hindenburg12886]

some of the enemies look my dinner 2 months after i ate it... XD

[1jathavan]

like who the hell ruins the god that makes egyption religion amazing

[Hindenburg12886]

DDI?

[bolllzack]

data desing interactive, a brithish gaming company that defines the word shovelweare. they made a game called ninja breadman, which's they used for about 7 games, just with new graphics and slight level alteration. just to put it simple, they suck.

[klippklar314]

This game has to be a curse of tutanchamun

[tecramos]

that hound is a jackal or anubis like creature

[Alexred94]

DDI is the current gen LJN.

[kingstonlj]

I pity you, dude, for playing this game for an hour. It's a hellish monstrosity that needs to be burnt. Great review. :D

[redfoxbennaton]

Last comment, the story line is like Kungfu Panda. Mume ho tep has ressurected and is going to take over egipt and you Anubis the seconed have to stop this tirant. Anubis is the bringer of light.

[jamchaos]

ive heard that this game is the exact same thing as ninja breadman

[7878rich9898]

blood shit this game are some blood shit fuck u

[BlackNoir]

Reasons the UK sucks:

-the food.

-the "beaches"

-the video games.

FUCK YOU, Data Design.

[TheBeautyIsFake]

So you hate goldeneye? Grand theft auto? Kameo? Timesplitters?

I'd reconsider that last point!

[striderdan]

It's just a reskined ninjabread man!

[salk3vol]

roflmao 0 out of 10

[googlefaxx]

is the same as ninjabread man

[swordofkings3434]

wait I just noticed something about the DDI games. There exactly the same 0_0.The music and the game play. I can just smell the imagination of the creators of this burning shit pile of a game.

[Pwnzistor]

You remind me of The Angry Video Game Nerd.. except better, keep up the reviews. No offense to AVGN but his insults are repetitive and not as clever :p

[MetaMario9]

if i were the real anubis,i be pissed off

[ArrosRaikou]

thanks you saved me 10 dollars plus tax

[Madman9878]

he has pretty good reviews this game is a piece of crap

[mildnotwild7]

if you think this was bad check out jumper

[Milgrove]

I actually tried this game once. Ugh! Let's just say that Ammut would be throwing up for days after devouring the souls of these programmers!

[hypertreb]

you should start reviewing anime

[MetaRLfunkyman123]

anubis is using the same fucking engine as almost every game that the company made.

[stewierazor]

this game is an insult to one of the best Egyptian based platformers sphinx and the cursed mummy and every other platformer out there

[KnaRRaN1989]

well that your opinion, this game is just like banjo and kazooiie

[aczumel]

@KnaRRaN1989 YOU DO NOT I REPEAT NOT COMPARE A WHOLE ASSED VIDEOGAME WITH ONE OF THE GREATEST N64 SERIES BESIDES MARIO AND ZELDA.

[KnaRRaN1989]

@aczumel i have both Banjo kazzoie and banjo tooie, to my n64 and both these games sucked ball! having my own opinon on Youtube doesent seem to much appricated! as everybody flaming me! so fuck u!

[pever402]

@KnaRRaN1989 learn to spell

[KnaRRaN1989]

@pever402 you forgot the ! monkey

[MrChadWarden]

@KnaRRaN1989

yeah best rated 3d platfromers after mario

are as bad than worst rated 3 platfromer?

you have no taste

[KnaRRaN1989]

@MrChadWarden , All im saying this could been a great concept, what about Banjo Kazooie today? still best rated?

[MrChadWarden]

@KnaRRaN1989

Banjo-Kazooie 92/100

yep still best rated 3d platfromer after mario platfromers

[MrChadWarden]

@KnaRRaN1989

i take that from metacritic

its also best rated 3d platfromer after mario in gamerankings

[KnaRRaN1989]

@MrChadWarden , so you take score from a site? how about review yourself, if i put 76% for banjo kazooie is that wrong? Banjo tooie was far better then Kazooie My opinon. i had it with this, Take care now

[Gamerewiews21]

@KnaRRaN1989 dude you do NOT compare Banjoo kazooie to this piece of garbage

[Terastas]

Have you tried Ninja Breadman? If you haven't, don't. If Anubis II is a flat zero, Ninja Breadman will suck so bad your entire Wii console might cave in on itself.

[KnaRRaN1989]

This game is a good idea, but it doesnt deliver so well. Hmm... i like egyptian Mytholgy

[MonsterDany]

Lol. At least this game has an ending boss. I´ve beaten the game today and there was a boss.

[justiceiscoming]

You beat it?!?!?

[MonsterDany]

Yeah. I don´t own it. I have a chip and I downloaded it just for curiosity.

[justiceiscoming]

Pook soul!

[redfoxbennaton]

I don't remeber psx looking blurry. I could make this game 40 times worse than it is. Imagine a game with no gravity. What is up with the unfitting music?!

[MasterHand243]

This is just like Ninja Bread man

[StarmanPhantom]

To MasterHand243:

With recycled songs, sounds, and character running styles. *Whirr*

If I had the permission, I would remake this game, into an awesome game with NINTENDO, since they're skilled with games. *Click*

[PHILRYABKIN]

I rarther play SuperMan64 than this God Awful Cowabunga Shit. :D

[highpriestrsw2]

No bark button? That's retarded.

[PlantaReborn]

I rofld with the review, very funny, keep the good work! I subscribed.

[PlantaReborn]

This game + vodka or some beers = fun and laughts :D

[Imakemoviesthatrule]

This guy should review skate it for the wii

[redfoxbennaton]

DDI also made a resident evil rip off! It is called Hidden invasion. It sucks.

[ThunderbluffExpress]

yes, yes it does. BIG FAT BALLS to be exact.

[sausage24]

ass nuggets, lol