He's Hung Like a Horse?

[AugustusLarch]

I think I was a horse in a previous life. At least that's what my girlfreind thought.

[OneHugeKegParty]

@AugustusLarch Too bad it was just that ... a previous life : (

[AugustusLarch]

@OneHugeKegParty

She thought I that some of it carried over. We are not together anymore because of my horse like ways.

[OneHugeKegParty]

@AugustusLarch Pinky dont lie

[dru713281]

AND JUST TO EASE THOSE GUYS THAT FALL A LITTLE SHORT OF THE 6 INCH MARK DONT WORRY IF YOUR PENIS WAS BIGGER YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GET IT IN ALL THE WAY SINCE MOST VIGINAS ARE ONLY 8 INCHES DEEP SO IF YOU WERE BORN WITH YOUR PENIS BIGGER THAN THAT YOU WILL HAVE TROUBLE FINDING A GIRL THAT YOU CAN GET IT ALL THE WAY INTO USAULLY ITS WITH COUGARS WHO HAVE HAD MORE THAN 1 12LB BABY RUSHING THROUGH THAT CANAL FASTER THAN RAY LEWIS ON A BLITZ!

[KitsuneBozu1]

@dru713281 Vaginas aren't even close to eight inches deep on average. Haha. It's about maybe three inches while not aroused generally, and the cervix can distend to allow as much room as necessary (to a point.)

[dru713281]

@KitsuneBozu1 from the facts in my book i always thought that to be true, i mean i see more big women than little women on average and most 28 to 40 yr olds say they looked diffrent in high school and college which on average is 16-24,if you could take the world as you know it and took all the brackets from 0 to 25,we would be outnumbered 3 to 1,now if you think about that and you did this test to only a braquet of young women im sure your statement is true,but most women are mothers grandma aun

[KitsuneBozu1]

@dru713281 No, it's still true. The vagina does not change shape or size after childbirth. Right after childbirth, yes, the vagina is different, but it does not stay "big." With age, there is a natural dragging down of the labia, but the inside of the vagina is unaffected. Therefore, my statement is still true.

[dru713281]

@KitsuneBozu1 if that is true then where do we get the camel toe reference where from what other men tell me it is as big as it looks trust me!

[KitsuneBozu1]

@dru713281 That's not even kind of a reference to the inside of a vagina. It's a reference to pants being pulled up too high, and making the labia majora appear in the shape of a camel's toe. You are severely misinformed.

[dru713281]

@KitsuneBozu1 if so then why do female coworkers tell me that the reason this happens is to women who have had kids without a c section or women who have sex with multiple partners everyday and toys that widen the vagina.through these actions the vagina gets bigger thus making it very wide and loose therfor what some has told me what happens when these women have sex is they make vagina fart noises or how the young ones say, dam that pussy was so wide open i made the pussy fart! why is this?help

[KitsuneBozu1]

@dru713281 Common misconceptions told by ignorant people. YES, the vaginal canal is wider after childbirth, but it does not REMAIN that way forever. Through simple kegel exercises, a woman can regain a tighter vagina.

Also, queefing or "farting" out of the vagina has nothing to do with size. It's merely air being trapped inside the vagina (from the thrusting of the penis) and being expelled.

[dru713281]

YOUNG WOMEN ARE SO DUMB SOMETIMES I BELIEVE THOSE THAT CRAVE BIG ONES IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT BESIDES THEM WANTING TO SLEEP WITH EVERY PENIS IN THE WORLD,EVERY GIRL I ASK ALWAYS TELLS ME 6 TO 7 INCHES IS ENOUGH AS LONG AS ITS THICK AND THE MAN KNOWS HOW TO MOVE HIS HIPS IN ALL DIRECTIONS AT ALL SPEEDS AS IF HE DRIVING A STANDARD STICK SHIFT GOING FROM 1ST GEAR ALL THE WAY TO OVERDRIVE!!! AND BACK AGAIN WITHOUT THE MAN CLIMAXING BEFORE HE THROUGH ALL THE SHIFTIN

[sinner12887]

Women who want a foot long usually have a pussy you can shove your who entire arm in.

[drreik]

size matter to woman that dont know how to have sex. those woman that just sit and wait you to pound her hard and deep deep . sorry but those kind of woman are whores not woman . and dont forget most hard work in sex is the men doing it . she just open her mouth and moan .

[LiezAllLiez]

Size doesnt matter? Look at what orks say in warhammer: "biggah is bettah". Plus listen to what the pilot of the mammoth mk2 in a mod for tib wars says: "size matters" (with a very audible echo in the background). Just sayin ;)

[mrdrunkenpig]

I have a 28 pound cock

[Viaamtrak]

I believe that psychologists refer to this as the "Mr. Ed Complex." She searches for men with horse-like genitals until she can recapture that moment in her youth when she was alone in the far pasture with her golden Palamino pony. The sun was setting and the air was moist as she and her pony looked out into the ...

[ANTIDALLARD]

ALERT. the person behind MrLag is a sexual predator, looking to groom impressionable children.

[megadarwin135]

Human Hair grows out straight up like a flowing sparkling river.

Non Human hair grows is a tight circle.

White women: THINK WHAT KIND OF HAIR YOU WILL GIVE to YOUR CHILDREN

and developed frontal lobes or not.

[mwljimoaol19]

@megadarwin135

racist

[Sassymui8]

If you want to see small penis look at Porn. I mean Asian porn from Japan. Even their pornstars have small wee wee, so you imagine the average male is even smaller. Nothing wrong with small. Just like Asian girls have small boobs compared to Euro-western girls. Asian man is tiny package.

~ Greetings from China!

[Asiats1]

There's a reason, White women say once u go black u never go back!

Asian women say once you go white you never go Asian!

[jckfmsincty]

My nickname at a small, Baptist college in Kentucky in the mid 1950's was Studley Hungwell. It was just accepted and fun, as much by the guys as the gals. It never bothered me. It's ironic that I have five children, all girls. But I have 6 grandsons, 2 granddaughters.

[megadarwin135]

Humans have from 4 to 14 inches-- Created Civilization and high tech.

Sub Humans have from 22 to 48 inches-- Created Africa -Haiti and Detroit

and our jails are full of them.

[Sibbot]

@megadarwin135 Can someone say, NAZI!!!!

[avrilsdream]

Be real ladies. If a baby can come out of that, no man can compete.

[joseftran]

I don't know about you boys but I'd rather keep mines at 6.5 than if it were small. Some girls might not like it when I'm extended but hell that means I've just gotta find me a real women who can take it all :) ***

[iHasaComputer]

Lol, niggers.

[ClaytonBigsby33]

these chicks are ssssoooo hhhooooottttt..... NOT! REPULSIVE!

[headlesskittys]

Who cares what they think! Can they cook + clean and raise children. Other then that- what good are women?

[IronManPenisBook]

I'm getting dizzy watching this.

[philbio66]

I have a small penis. There...I said it. Now everybody knows.

[batboyjhg]

@philbio66 dude how could you now your life is over !!!111111one

HARHARDYHARHAR

No.........seriously though I got a small one too, we should be buddies.

[captainwinkie81]

@batboyjhg lets start a small pee pee club!

[dienkizenjimm]

You cant blame the women they're only mimicing what society has taught them! I've never heard of the "Brain Pump"!!!

[zumanity17]

im hung like a tic tac

[Anon1696]

tic tacs don't have penises.

are you a girl?

[zumanity17]

Do you speak- understand English?. You must be Autralian.

[Anon1696]

No, I'm not "Autralian".

If someone is hung like a horse, that means their penis is as big as a horse's penis.

If you apply the same analogy to a tic tac, you get:

If someone is hung like a tic tac, that means their penis is as big as a tic tac's penis.

Your analogy fails, and so does your spelling of "Australian".

[sylont1]

@Anon1696 lol i like you

[Anon1696]

I like you too :O

[bumblebeeetuna]

@zumanity17 what is this country Autralia you speak off. lol fukin dick

[dopestories]

size has to matter my girlfriend gets annoyed if she doesnt finish (which isnt to often) and if i had a little dick id never be able to. so doesnt it absolutely matter? guys just need to imagine having sex but not finishing, sucks right?? so size matters ALOT.

[mikese93]

mentality is a big aspect of that though

[bully129]

There are dudes with 5 inch peckers that can blow a woman's mind in more ways than one in the bedroom.

Plus, even if you have a relatively small johnson, you were given 10 fingers and one tongue as back up.

[MrDjSeamless325]

@bully129 word brother

[xKillTheMachines]

@bully129 That's what a person with a small dick would say...

[Asiats1]

@bully129 You must be asian lol

[agata70]

@Asiats1 Not all of them are small. You can find big ones among asians too. Mine is 8 inch and i'm asian.

[Asiats1]

@agata70 I'm 8 inch too.... on the internet LOL

[agata70]

@Asiats1 Listen, I have no reason to mention some fake "internet size" simply because im pleased with my real size, unlike you... LOLLL Now go play with your 8 inch internet noodle ~_~

[Asiats1]

@agata70 Right.... the internet never lies bwahahahahahaha

[visionimagify]

@bully129 I have a big penis and I agree with this. it's not about the size of the boat, It's the motion of the ocean.

[WynneL]

@bully129 That is so true. Girth is more important than length, and average is better than either extreme, though every woman is a different size anyway. Thoughtfulness and an emotional connection are most important of all.

[MrLag1337]

@bully129 sounds like u have a small dick LOL

[ANTIDALLARD]

@MrLag1337 I refer to my comment of ......2 YEARS AGO

[MrLag1337]

@ANTIDALLARD sounds like u still got a small dick LOL

[ANTIDALLARD]

@MrLag1337 Its grown in the last few yrs. Sounds to me like you are a big fat bastard, who wouldnt get a date in a fruit market. And thats assuming you're a bitch. Male or female, youre still a big bitch

[MrLag1337]

@ANTIDALLARD sounds like you still got a small dck LOL

[ANTIDALLARD]

@MrLag1337 Never said otherwise. Bout the size of your mom's

[MrLag1337]

@ANTIDALLARD sounds like you got a small dick LOL

[ANTIDALLARD]

@MrLag1337 I refer to the comment I made 2 yrs ago.

Bitch !

[MrLag1337]

@ANTIDALLARD sounds like you still got a small dick LOL

[ANTIDALLARD]

@MrLag1337 Ya fuckin silly ass, trivial little cuntbag

[MrLag1337]

@ANTIDALLARD sounds like u got a small dick LOL

[ClaytonBigsby33]

@dopestories lol it could also be that your gf has a loose pussy.

[WHITEPRIDEFTWN]

If he's a horse. Im hung like a giraffe. Mwahahaha

[kennedymeow]

But size DOES matter.. At least to me.

[RSGKHS]

and im hung like a stud field mouse

[DarkestOne7]

dumb

[ANTIDALLARD]

Aw cmon. Size doe'snt really matter, does it?I mean you've gotta look at the whole person. The whole package. Like , whats the point in having a big pair o tits, if you've a face like a well slapped ass.

[ShawnNeil8131]

yeah i agree

[cmcgarth1O]

u would hahahahaha

[CleverDjembe]

@ANTIDALLARD

Actially, I don't really look at/care about the face when I'm fucking a girl. Hot bod and pussy is all that matters for a woman, and big dicks are important for a man... :)

[MrLag1337]

@ANTIDALLARD sounds liek you have a small dick LOL