*turns volume up to hear quiet voice* "You need- you need to know things, so you can grow up big and strong... like uncle Joe. Uncle Joe is a strong guy. You should feel his muscles sometime. Don't touch 'em too much, though... 'Cause then he might break- WHAT'S THIS DO?!"
@MachinimaiLove Since Death the Kid freaks out whenever something isn't symmetrical hearing only "Ying!" irks him because Ying is only half of Ying Yang and Ying Yang = balance or "symmetrical" =D
purple eyed freak running around in a school uniform and obsessed with childrens card games? really...you don't know WHO ELSE does this >_>?? -_- fucking windows 7
@KazokuMugiwara I realized that when Death the kid sounded like...DEATH THE KID o_o. that's virtually one of the best voices since Lanni's yusuke and vegeta
Wow he die like a boss.
kinghiei08 5 hours ago
Man that was a takahata101 cameo-athon
And I loved every minute of it!
TheMattman1313 6 hours ago
inside jokes :D NAPPA GHOST >:D
harson1095 17 hours ago
@harson1095 Ghost Nappa, try "we're going for a walk."
Pale0veil 8 hours ago
1:39 Takahata101 FTW!!! I love you ghost Nappa!
ViewtifulJak 18 hours ago
CC: "No!"
Alucard: "Do it!"
Lelouch: "Doing it!"
Vuldyn 2 days ago
Actually CC the King of Britannia being brothers with Death makes perfect sense
Studmanafier 2 days ago 3
Who else would kill to see Purpleeyes and TFS do a Hellsing Ultimate Abridged/Code MENT crossover?
TheMagicRat933 2 days ago 2
I guess Jeremiah lost the team death match
sammyd783 3 days ago
Wait...
Purple eyed freak?
Loves strategy games?
Runs around in a school boy uniform?
...
It's Yugi Muto!!
eevee4427 4 days ago 10
this ep introduced me to soul eater
THANK YOU
animebattlemage 5 days ago
Jeremiah is so awesome he only minored in women studies cause he already knew all there was to know about it
AKASUKIJOE 5 days ago
@saiyanwarrior506 I'm in ur comment fucking it up.....
SayinWarriorCat 5 days ago
pack your bags women were going for a walk
saiyanwarrior506 6 days ago
guns that shoot chainsaws got it
MegaZeeg 6 days ago
I DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS DAMN SHOW!!!!!!
TheShanedawsontv15 6 days ago
@TheShanedawsontv15 watch the original series and you will get it
dakotasgame 6 days ago
lelouch has one fuck up family tree
dakotasgame 1 week ago
lol Death the Kid?!?! XDDDD
hes a part of the family tree XD
ahh Lelouch, hes in your computer - -'
HumbleOtaku 1 week ago
"I need to ask you a huge favor."
Several seconds later:
"It's not a big favor, really."
Link57942 1 week ago
Oh my god! They're in my computer!
Bloodbayne1 1 week ago
He went to Shatter Mountain, destroyed half of it, and killed hundreds of people. That's a VERY enthusiastic walk.
SpiralKnight90 1 week ago 4
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AnimeBabe2595 1 week ago
GOD DAMN IT NAPPA!!!
Tensukisama 1 week ago 2
"DO IT OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR----- AND HIT YOU WITH IT!!" "She'll Do It I've Seen Her O_O" LOOOL XD
VampireKnightFan111 1 week ago
@VampireKnightFan111 Endocrine System
SpiralKnight90 6 days ago
nina scares the hell out of me
superdupermej 1 week ago
What is the name of the video he is watching in the beggining?
aawesomemlypossible 1 week ago
4:26 did someone say wowcrendor?
killerburi 1 week ago
Jeremiah went a little Luffy there...
charpirate 1 week ago
Bloody hell...what would he have done if she said eight minutes??
Or nine???
OR TEN????
NuttyRedMead18 1 week ago
Now I looked up what Skittles are and eww, shellac! I know it is eatable but just imagining how it is produced makes me want to puke.
Neowitch 1 week ago
still have no idea what canon is.
iNahtanoJ 1 week ago
@iNahtanoJ canon means ifs official to the series
ss4gokuhghg 2 days ago
While the Serbia joke was offending,gotta admit,nice one ;)
Milozof 1 week ago
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Milozof 1 week ago
We Want None F*cking Piece!
lpgsk 1 week ago
Dial up is the original dubstep!
yumderful 1 week ago
They should make guns that shoot chainsaws!!!
LaviBookman1000 1 week ago
Watched episode. Looked up MrKilroyKiljoy's comment. Still not getting what they are talking about.
Neowitch 1 week ago
@Neowitch Skittles. It's serious business.
StyxUchiha 1 week ago
@Neowitch skittles - and how lelouch says he refuses to eat the yellow ones
Kukakkau 1 week ago
3:35-3:50
Why Zero and Kallen deserve each other. <3 XD
Erimentos101 1 week ago
I'm getting the feeling 5:01 is referring to Yugi... but... might just be me.
Xavior86 1 week ago 4
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SO TRUE XD
Acelogan14 1 week ago
8:26 that guy sounds like Senor Cardgage from homestar runner.
gdfjgkk 1 week ago
This Yellow one tast like Shit! and Purple one are awesome!
XxHeavensXAnglexX 1 week ago in playlist Funny Stuff Part 2 2
*turns volume up to hear quiet voice* "You need- you need to know things, so you can grow up big and strong... like uncle Joe. Uncle Joe is a strong guy. You should feel his muscles sometime. Don't touch 'em too much, though... 'Cause then he might break- WHAT'S THIS DO?!"
F*CKING KALLEN.
xXtHeNoTeBoOkXx 1 week ago 23
non-canon im not sure what the difference is
TheRandomguy112 1 week ago
Gah, now I know I have no life. I've listened to so much movie music and orchestral pieces- ending song is 'Sirens Call' by Epic Score, right?
(And I only found out who Christina Aguilera was today xp I might as well live under a rock. But only if the rock has Wi-Fi.)
Skyesis 1 week ago
Having the high ground doesn't mean shit if your opponent can use the force jump properly
gzillag 1 week ago
Needs more shatter mountain xD! Other than that we're pretty lawn chair about all this Death the Kid 8)!
ManaYuGiOhGX5Ds 1 week ago
They definitely sell lawn chairs at Costco
kpa58g 1 week ago
@kpa58g YOU BOUGHT THEM ALL, DIDN'T YOU! I bet you're a Britannian! D:<
KingofStrawberries 1 week ago
"They need to put more red ones in the skittle packages, I'm sick of the yellow ones." He's saying what we're all thinking!
ChiefofCereal 1 week ago
so randomly awesome.
dsasuke 1 week ago
Oh silly purpleeyes...if your want more guns and chainsaws on your robots just steal the VS's from Lost Planet
Zantman2 1 week ago
That WAS super non-canon.
ThatGuyWhoFanDubs 1 week ago
Because Ghost Nappa is on here, this video gets an automatic like from me. And I dare someone to disagree for my actions.
SpiOfTheShadows 1 week ago
@SpiOfTheShadows i dissagrOH GOD MY EYES!!! THE INTERNET STABED MY EYES!!!!
bioblitzer 1 week ago
@SpiOfTheShadows I disagree with your actions
MrBullseyeProduction 1 week ago
@MrBullseyeProduction *gives you a medal that says "I took the dare and I won" written on it" You did very well, very well indeed.
SpiOfTheShadows 1 week ago
JET FORCE GEMINIIIIIIIIII
Nellhmm 1 week ago
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-"45% less bears!"
-"DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN BEARS"
this is good advice. bears are crazy.
IHaveAlreadyWon 1 week ago
wait whats the difference between this one and the other episode 10?
LordCHull 1 week ago
7 MINUTES TEAM DEATHMATCH
sartigan 1 week ago
epic blinking fight
superdupermej 1 week ago
what the hell are you people talking about
superdupermej 1 week ago
your all on refrain!!!!! orange ones are the greatest (see what i did there?).
Siphon122 1 week ago
7 MINUTES = new TEAM DEATHMATCH
miyazaki4ever 1 week ago
haha death the kid's voice actor sounds like he could be official
theprocrastinator16 1 week ago
my friend loves that pizza vid
moonknight87 1 week ago
What's the music playing in the end?
0bb0g 1 week ago
Beh neh neh neh NEH neh neh neh...
I don't think I could hate another human as much as I hate you...right now...
BEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH
staticxmr 1 week ago
0:55 - 1:03 just made my day XD
BlackBladeSamurai 2 weeks ago
Ghost Nappa!!!!!!
ValroggTheInvincible 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from purpleeyeswtf
I am the undefeated warior of shatter mountin . NOW IF U EXCUSE ME I WILL SEE U IN HELL!
darknickanator 2 weeks ago
Was that senor cartgage?
superjericho64 2 weeks ago
Hey, what's the theme he sings at 6:57?
zodiac172 2 weeks ago
What's the ending song?
andhereiamforyou 2 weeks ago
That was the most epic death scene EVER!
UnNuclear 2 weeks ago
what the crap is the very intro with only word i could catch is "waterfalls"
MachinimaiLove 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@MachinimaiLove "Whipped Cream poring like waterfalls" look up "Gimme Pizza Slowed Down"
shadowkoizumi 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from purpleeyeswtf
Infomercial at 8:21, Senor Cardgage, that you??
SableGear 2 weeks ago
what the crap is YING about
MachinimaiLove 2 weeks ago
@MachinimaiLove I think he was calling him ying yang like because of his hair o.o that's all i got haha
xXxZOINKYxXx 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@MachinimaiLove Since Death the Kid freaks out whenever something isn't symmetrical hearing only "Ying!" irks him because Ying is only half of Ying Yang and Ying Yang = balance or "symmetrical" =D
danceswithswords 1 day ago
@danceswithswords that makes actually perfect sense!!!
MachinimaiLove 1 day ago
@danceswithswords isnt it Yin Yang not Ying Yang
EXAProduction 1 day ago
Nina reminds me of meatwad...
ninjadelasombra 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from purpleeyeswtf
@Syntraz YING!!!
Seriously, I'm watching this for the fourth time this week, and since then, YING has become one of my catchphrases. I love it!
Syntraz 3 weeks ago
@Konaustin113 YING?
Syntraz 3 weeks ago
Why is some of the swears bleeped and some of them aren't?
OddDeity 3 weeks ago
I feel like a noob but what does non-canon mean exactly? >.<
Sovereignty95 3 weeks ago
@Sovereignty95
It means that it isn't a part of the regular story, or unofficial.
OddDeity 3 weeks ago
@OddDeity Oh okay thanks.
Sovereignty95 2 weeks ago
@Sovereignty95
Sure thing.
OddDeity 2 weeks ago
*One shoots himself in the leg* Ow that smarts!
Me: Don't you mean, "Ow that dumbs!" eh? >w>
danceswithswords 3 weeks ago
laserarm! laserarm? laserarm.
69Bananas69 3 weeks ago
TAKAHATAAAAA :3
Juraga2 3 weeks ago
"You're the idiot" (I am so good at comebacks)
Sarahxx5678 3 weeks ago
he must have learned how to go for a walk from his uncle Alucard
200argos 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from purpleeyeswtf 95
@200argos Very funny :)
MaximiliaXecro 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
2:46 - 2:51 What the FUCK was that?!
ICommentCuzILike 3 weeks ago
How about a gun that shoots another gun that shoots chain saw bullets?
Collin gets the robot XD
KuroganeLover11 3 weeks ago
This is cashmere. F**k You!!
ultimateX117 3 weeks ago
I CAN'T BELIEVE COSTCO DOESN'T SELL LAWN CHAIRS.
MilesSmiles8 3 weeks ago
"That's right; I'm a doctor. PHD in ass-kicking! A major in pain! And a minor in women's studies..."
You have no idea how many times I've used that reference.
MilesSmiles8 3 weeks ago
purple eyed freak running around in a school uniform and obsessed with childrens card games? really...you don't know WHO ELSE does this >_>?? -_- fucking windows 7
BoDCheckov 3 weeks ago
i like this 1 better
yea12326 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from purpleeyeswtf
FUCK YOU. THE YELLOW ONES ARE THE BEST. IT'S THE PURPLE ONES THAT TASTE LIKE SHIT.
MrKilroyKiljoy 3 weeks ago 68
@MrKilroyKiljoy Amen to that.
LinkDaGreenHero 1 week ago
@MrKilroyKiljoy FUCK YOU TOO THE ORANGE ONES ARE THE BEST THE RED AND PURPLE ONES TASTE LIKE SHIT
EXAProduction 1 week ago
@MrKilroyKiljoy <-- I like this guy.
purpleeyeswtf 1 week ago 83
@purpleeyeswtf <-- i like this guy more, he is a demigod
6SeptaG 1 week ago
@purpleeyeswtf LIAR!
DarchAngel969 1 week ago
@purpleeyeswtf i like MrKilroyKiljoy as well, everyone knows yellow is awesome.
321agemo 1 week ago
@purpleeyeswtf My life is complete. I can go die happy now.
MrKilroyKiljoy 1 week ago 4
Holy shit thats not raymond philips its Señor Cardgage!!
HKMac07 3 weeks ago
YING!!
Konaustin113 3 weeks ago
alucard: Do it!
lelouch: DOIN IT!
smartshortie101 3 weeks ago
YAY to hell with the yellow stittles
chaosKombat99 3 weeks ago
I bet his grandfather is Sebastian Micheals,
linkfan09876 4 weeks ago 4
@linkfan09876 BEST. FAMILY TREE. EVAR
BoDCheckov 3 weeks ago
Britanians= british
simplesniperfilms 4 weeks ago
hind sight it 20 20.. unless it needs contacts then sometimes its 20 30 XD
178thbattlegroup 4 weeks ago
rip off your what? and beat you with it?
ir4pe 4 weeks ago
omg... 4:16 ...tailspin!!!
SexyHobosRus 4 weeks ago
Am I the only one thinking Soul eater abridged? :)
dr34mf0x 4 weeks ago
@dr34mf0x EXACTLY, but theres two of em so adding anothe VA for kid wouldnt be too much of a stretch.
IronDBZ 4 weeks ago
Now if you'll excuse me.... I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
Fucking win.
Mariol7 4 weeks ago
kallen:how about a gun that shoots another gun that shoots chainsaw bullets?
Lelouch:kallen gets the robot!
this series is hillarious!
InfinityWitch99 4 weeks ago
Blood mustache!
Stallya 4 weeks ago
0:20 VERY LONG CONNECTING IN SKYPE. URGH!!!
Gunplayer122 1 month ago
YING!
Mariner35 1 month ago
holy goddanm taco shit i love this stuff!!!!!!!!
geassmanleon 1 month ago
it literally is the first think that comes up in google
geassmanleon 1 month ago
7:02
such a troll but im freak'n loving it :"D
themonger42 1 month ago
what is the name of the song in the end and where can i find it!!!!!! Plz someone tell me!!!!!
TheConstipatedNinjas 1 month ago
TEAM DEATHMATCH!
darkjackl999 1 month ago
The voice actor for C.C. is a guy.
Yeah that's right, we've all been masturbating to guy-voice.
Asdayasman 1 month ago
@Asdayasman Oh... Nice.
Imgoingcrazy52 1 month ago
@Imgoingcrazy52 Yeah, I'm not gonna stop either.
Asdayasman 1 month ago
@Asdayasman ... So, how many times have you hit replay in the past 21 hours?
Imgoingcrazy52 1 month ago
@Imgoingcrazy52 None, there are other episodes.
I quite like the "no means no" line. MMMMMMMM BABY BABY BABY MMMMMMMM.
Asdayasman 1 month ago
@Asdayasman I'm gonna buy you a puppy!
Imgoingcrazy52 1 month ago
@Imgoingcrazy52 Ok you lost me.
Asdayasman 1 month ago
@Asdayasman I lost me, too.
Imgoingcrazy52 1 month ago
@Imgoingcrazy52 And we both lost our vocal virginity to purpleeyeswtf
Asdayasman 1 month ago
@Asdayasman ... Shall I make T-Shirts? Maybe badass biker jackets? We need to show this shit off.
Imgoingcrazy52 1 month ago
@Imgoingcrazy52 Speedos.
Asdayasman 1 month ago
@Asdayasman THAT IS THE SINGLE MOST BRILLIANT THING SAID IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER.
Imgoingcrazy52 4 weeks ago
@Imgoingcrazy52 I was thinking of adding "or mankinis", but simplicity is clarity.
Asdayasman 4 weeks ago
@Asdayasman Speedo sounds cooler. Also; Thongs are quite comfortable- You should consider using them when in urban areas over tropical islands.
Imgoingcrazy52 4 weeks ago
@Imgoingcrazy52 I should remind you that a slogan/advert can only be printed on _one_ side of a thong, but both sides of a speedo.
Asdayasman 4 weeks ago
@Asdayasman Ass tattoos, naturally.
Imgoingcrazy52 4 weeks ago
@Imgoingcrazy52 I feel this could be the start of something wonderful.
Asdayasman 4 weeks ago
@Asdayasman ... Oh, it will be. You may now commence diabolical laughter. Or resume masturbation. Either one works.
Imgoingcrazy52 4 weeks ago
@Imgoingcrazy52 The word "resume" implies a period of rest.
Asdayasman 4 weeks ago
@Asdayasman I REGRET NOTHING
rikko338 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i just posted this on episode 9: Death The Kid..... respect symmetry bitches
EXAProduction 1 month ago
i googled Underground Japanease Risistance Army Location (UJRAL) but shatter mountain was no-where 2 b seen. I WANT THOUGHS 3 HOURS OF MY LIFE BACK!
GoodNeutralEvilHunt 1 month ago in playlist More videos from purpleeyeswtf
Wait, wait, wait....Lindsey Lohan is an IDOL?!
bakugancollecterZ 1 month ago
Seriously Purpleeyeswtf...you are the hands down best abridger on the net
FieldswordShinobi 1 month ago in playlist More videos from purpleeyeswtf 32
@FieldswordShinobi little kuriboh.
bryan050593 3 weeks ago
@bryan050593 Nah his stuff's usually really hit and miss for me. not that I don't get the humor it just doesn't tickle my funny bone
FieldswordShinobi 2 weeks ago
Does anyone else think that the vioce acting in this is really good?
KazokuMugiwara 1 month ago 77
@KazokuMugiwara I realized that when Death the kid sounded like...DEATH THE KID o_o. that's virtually one of the best voices since Lanni's yusuke and vegeta
BoDCheckov 3 weeks ago
@BoDCheckov Lanni's Yusuke was excelent! You don't need to be all sacastic. I know someone is Jealous that someone else has the TOP COMMENT! X P
KazokuMugiwara 3 weeks ago
@KazokuMugiwara curses! le foiled again >_>
BoDCheckov 3 weeks ago
@BoDCheckov You are pretty funny, I'll give you that.
KazokuMugiwara 3 weeks ago
I love the 8 bit nintendo sound effects!!
KazokuMugiwara 1 month ago
yes, they do need more red skittles.
SpoonerSpecter 1 month ago
EPIC EYE BATTLE!!!!!
vvampirex 1 month ago
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Who voices Death the Kid? And what abridged series is it from?
marvelherofan 1 month ago