How to score against England (Croatia:England 2:0)

[DjBoyInTheBubble]

@ 0:24 Borat.. Very Nice !!

[kyle887923]

ultimate fail

[Therussianlasagna]

the saddest part is that neville gets the OG and not Robinson

[acdmbe]

@voldefart hahaha Good effort mate!

[acdmbe]

Definitely Gary Neville's Fault.

Schoolboy error. Always taught to make sure your back pass goes wide of goal!

The English premier league will be a much nicer place without that nasty little toad Neville!!!! happy retirement you lucky bastard!

[voldefart]

@acdmbe Yeah, fuck off, what are you a liverpool fan?

Glen Johnson - great defender?

Or are you man city?

Vierra, good tackle there yesterday?

How about Chelsea? John Terry

Tries to get a strike going in WC.

Or Arsenal, who have one of the word defences in the premier league.

Gary was a player of class and had standards. Can't say the same for you

[belejSLO]

At 0:36 there is a Borat commercial in the back, probably for the goalkeeper, so he wouldn`t feel like the biggest idiot on the planet.

[marvito94]

Dat is wat i called an unlucky golie lol !!

[cantor0305]

for a goalkeeper, when the ballon came on the goal, controle first and then kick, because sometimes there are ridiculous accident...

[BenBlunt1]

Paul Robinson, David James, Scott Carson and Robert Green these are legendary clowns. They have each their own collections of jokes XD the one green conceeded against US in the 2010 World Cup is great, but i tot this is funnier.

anybody can tell robinson, PLEASE STOP THE BALL WITH BOTH YOUR LEGS BEFORE KICKING THEM OFF

[konj300]

poor guy hahahahah

[paperbackred]

lol

[theViperace]

The ball bobbled,.,.,..its not his fault

[Mr1jure1]

Pro



[bajskorvensrevenge]

GERMANY ENGLAND 4-1 HAHA AND NEXT TIME CROATIA ENGLAND 5-0

[bestgrimbarianever]

@bajskorvensrevenge lol, idiot.

[VGTARock]

Why Capello don't choose Green ?

James is 40 , Robinson is sucker

but green is young, and good....

[111jakke111]

@VGTARock We've seen that in the world cup --'

[VGTARock]

@111jakke111 I want than James die !!!!

[MGSoldier]

Oh my fucking Lord.. even worse than Robert Green or whatever was the guy's name.

[cro4everbnm]

koje komedija.......

i borat mu se smije sastrane:D

[intheTea04]

English keepers are so unlucky!

[bluedragon636]

wow thats really fucking unlucky. it bounced JUST before he swung his leg

[omegagirl22]

LOL awww xD

[TheDoky10]

HaHa..

Decki Preloši ste...

Takav gol sam vi mozete primit!!!

[chsiao999]

the ball bobbled.... i feel bad for him.... BUT SERIOUSLY -.-

[Qber4life]

Borat photobomb

[TOOLBANANAMAN]

well atleast borat likes him



[hadiluc]

Weiter so England!

[dobiastiehl]

although the match against the USA showed once more that england doesn´t have adequate goalkeepers, THIS wasn´t the keeper´s fault.

[samluke8121]

@dobiastiehl Have you ever heard of Gordon Banks?

[Helsingfors]

The ball definately bobbled when it was rolling, so unlucky.

Still, how hilarious is is leg movement when he kicks thin air!?!?!?!

[XxTurkeyForLifexX]

its not a shame 0:14 the ball it go up 

[notsoslick7]

england >>>> croatia

[darkoty]

haha boarat - i like you, can we have sexy time ??

taj tip je smjesan

[Sowbert]

he who laffs last goes 2 the world cup hahahahhahahahhahahhaha SOUTH AFRICA hear i come

[infoteror]

BORДT Д maksimiru = sve je mogučE

[saliqdar]

NICCCCCCE! (Borat)

[KMFarabNdavid]

nice, and they say scottish goalies r shit lmao

[Coolic12]

it can happen to every one XD

[outshore]

Borat loved that one .. an Englishmen taking the mickey out of the Eastern European tradition .. subtle irony

[daveibukun]

Soooooooo funny.

[AJBfc]

what are the chances...

[SledgeHammer6699]

hahaha

+i see borat in the background...coincidence?

[arian41]

come on bitch we´ll take a revenge like you now

[slapdatshit]

actually we might be.... (Y)

[darkoanton5]

I share both nationalities in my background. Can't fault the GK. The ball took a bobble just before he was about to his it. I'm also MUFC fan. Gary Neville should not have played the pass on the net. That's dangerous. Should always be off to the side.

[KummaZ]

Actually he is partly to blame as it was Robinson who put the divot there to begin with to assist him in taking a goal kick..

[brunstuman1]

best goal from england so far

[matthew1202nv]

YES!!!!! :D

[obefiend]

its hilarious that the BORAT advert displayed " i like you" just as the ball crossed the line.... hahahha

[p47r1ck321]

Buy a better keeper?????? kindofbike, you kindofknob!!!

[duvnjak07]

hahahaa.. soo stupid

.. i <3 croatia!

[menegox]

Yes indeed, terrible pitch! Thank god the pitch at Wembley was in perfect shape!

[ryanhurstybest]

well if you look just before he went to kick it theres a bump in the pitch. the ball goes up before he makes contact with the ball. how to score against england. have a faulty pitch like zagreb.

[vosapic]

hahahaha....

england pussies...

[lrohz]

Borat i like you :)))

[josypix]

hahahah stupid robinson....

[Matej1234]

yeah sure you will get owned and wembley and you will finish third in your group anyway

ustaška pička

[Matej1234]

Poor croatia didnt have enough money to fix the shitty pitch

[mchachaabl]

Hahahaha good one

[Tino1245]

u stupid fuck dat happend during the match! n ur just jeleaus muthafucka coz slovenia will never come close to croatia or england in football! so enjoy watching croatia on world and euro cups u count!

[jaje666]

poor england didnt know how to hit a ball :(

[kindofbike]

Poor England didnt have enough money to buy a better keeper

[MrSmedz]

To buy a better keeper? Wtf are you on about? do you know anything about football? England pick a good goalkeeper thats 'English' and they dont buy them... its country.. not club.. and its so funny how crotaia fans brag about how you beat us 2 years ago.. especially when we had the shittest manager.. now we've got a new one we beat u 4-1.. and why do u keep bringing this up =/ thats like england fans bringing up "where the best in the world because we won the world cup in 1966"

[JSJ07]

lol u r dumb! they select a keeper. no fees involved.

[jozsef81]

hahahahaha the defender band it like backham

[schkoonca]

Borat je sve začarao!!!!

[lilcroatiangrl]

Love this game Croatia rocks!

[lewsnews2004]

What makes this funny is the Borat thing going on...

[Legionnaire7]

I can't believe people HAVE to argue over everything... Hey, it was a lucky goal, we all know that. When you take away the patriotism, we also know that England is more powerful when it comes to football in general (and I'm Croatian). But Croatia is, when you look at it's population and opportunities given to us, a team that has a growing potential, and just might be the best one day.

Respect.

[samluke8121]

@Legionnaire7 England 5 Croatia 1

[AstonVilla82thebest]

@Legionnaire7 Well said man. Respect that.

[Bru2060]

brilliant...u can be english and still find it hilarious!

[BARRYTHEBIRD]

yh u can all fuck of we raped croatia theo walcott hat-trick and the ball bobbled it was just croatias shitty pitch so fuck off neeroj7

[unknownlegendz]

1c croatia is way better only becuz taylor injured eduardo and he is not as good now and u no ur goalie is shit wen

[neeroj7]

fuck off england......

[neeroj7]

hahaha!! england.....

[lotttica]

england how do u do ??? tutu rutu tu :D

[xxxxFootballxxxx]

I expect this in "You've been framed" not in a real match

[vice27st]

god kill the quenn

[zipo0908]

hrvatska hrvatska

[Terranexx]

muahahahaha we won :)

[jimidaman93]

poor guy :(

[19719063]

1:4 - maximir.rupa.

[densomtarhanhar]

That was some bad luck.

[ennovaffa]

what a stupid goolkeeper w italy w gianluigi buffon

[classhobo]

that's not the keepers fault the ball bobbled, keepers don't have super powers

[dmanz3]

this wasn't gianluigi buffon, ennovaffa. If it was buffon, italy would've been playing, but they weren't. England and Croatia were

[KATAFRAKT]

austria,convinced that it would crush

Serbia in a matter of days, started WWI.

You, austrian-balls-licker.

[7CRO7]

Srbe na vrbe!!!!!!!!!!1

[KATAFRAKT]

BOYCOT USTASHA NAZICROATIA.

[KATAFRAKT]

NUKE NAZI USTASHA CROATIA !!!

[croatinho]

katafrakt nuke your serbian ass motherfuker..."serbs"---murder­ers of innocent people like in srebrenica massacre...type in google that

[7CRO7]

nuke fuckin serbia and especially you,you fuckin serbian with no brain

[bozcro4lyf]

Little imature teenagers. The war is over. And just to test your history. Who started WW1? And if it wasent for WW1 there wouldent be a WW2. hmm think hard little teenagers.

[chuchuaaa]

5-1 VS BORAT!

Were in great position now, but we're still underdogs to win the group. Our players are a bunch of chokers (remember losing to Russia and Croatia?) We are a small footballing nation, and Croatia have superior technique and better footballers. Hopefully they will take it easy on us at Wembley where we play like shit.

Croatia will catch up and most likely win the group, and we will have to play in the play-off, but Im confident we will qualify this time.

COME ON ENGLAND!

[brewtalb]

4-1 cunts

[chuchuaaa]

Thank you for saving English football ref Lubos Michel! There is no way we would win without that red card (which wasnt even a red).

Before Croatia got a man sent off we were creating absolutely nothing!

I mean, did anybody think we could actually beat Croatia fairly? They've only lost 2 out of their last 26 games!

Once again, THANK YOU Lubos Michel for saving our proud nations football. We will need more bad calls to win in the future, so please ref those games too.

ENGLAND!!!!

[livingthruchemistry]

what you on about mate, we hammered them

[KATAFRAKT]

Serbs, Jews and Roms do remember (google each term): ANTE PAVELIC POGLAVNIK NDH JASENOVAC USTASA USTASE OUSTACHI USTASHA

[kaka479]

ahahaaahahahahahaahhahhahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhahahahahaahahahahahahahaha­hahahhahaahaha!!! najbolji gol ikad ( the best goal ever)!!!

[Ellis747]

4-1!!! 4-1!!! 4-1!!! IN ZAGREB!

[ed131291]

Not 1 Croatia player would get in the England team tbh

[7CRO7]

oh yeah?why?because they destroyed your "lovely England" just 2 times and ruined your EURO?Yeah,that's not enough.If england have ONLY Modrić,Than you could be on top'o the world right now you stupid English fagget.

[VerumPeto2000]

hey fukkin croats try pes maybe u can win a cup over there hahahhahah

[richeeeeeeeeee]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 4-1 to england stop living in past all over euro 2008 revenge ha ha ha world cup 66 top of league laugh at us now

[terencebooth]

hahahaha England 4:1 Croatia hahahahaha revenge is served best cold bitches fuck off not so smug now are ya billic!!!

[raedthegame7]

man utd. owned by American

chelsea owned by Russian

Liverpool owned by American

man city owned by ARABS

they even cant rule their clubs+economy bcoz they are idiot lol...

[jessisweetheart]

If you're first in with the money and buy it,you cant complain,english or otherwise.

That has nothing to do with the England National team. You sir, are a bell-end!

[rockdropper12]

torres,alonso,renia,arbeloa,ra­fa world class players and mangers,well done for euro 2008

[jessisweetheart]

Yep,...well deserved....but nothing to do with the clip

[longbow1415]

Croatia were so easy last night, it was like playing Scotland. ENGLAND  4 Scotland...sorry Croatia 1

[Agent969]

Tifoz, let me educate you a bit: Croatia have played England six times. Croatia have won two of those games and England have won THREE. A "pefetic" team has a superior record against your team. Euro 2008 is now in the past and those six games are now past. England are top of the World Cup qualifying group NOW and Croatia are fifth NOW. SORT IT OUT AND GIVE US A DECENT GAME AT WEMBLEY!!!! Have a nice day.

[tifoz]

yes,but we won them,last minute - last minute.... but you were looking at euro2008 from your tv screns loosers

[tifoz]

and i got a question, why do you blame a grass and the stadium?

it's obviusley that your gooalkeeper is an idiot.... hahahahha

[tifoz]

Croatia has 2 victories.......england only oneee....... bleeee... croatia knocked out england from euro... bleee loooooooseeeerrrsss

oh jes...jsut look at that goolkeeping from england at that video from top of thee site hah.... you played 3 games against us.... and yo changed three goaleepers and manager also... and you still have not understand that it is not gooal keeper's folt,no manager's folt... it's just a fackt, you are a pefetic team ....

give me a L - O - S - E - R - S !!!!!!!!!!!!

[kinnane4]

4-1! reeeeeeeeyyyyyyy fuck you croatia

[r0ll3dd]

Too Easy.

[fw569442]

lol

[Agent969]

TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT EXCITING INSTALLMENT: HOW TO SCORE AGAINST CROATIA!! Written, directed by and starring THEO WALCOTT!!! Also starring WAYNE ROONEY (well done boys).

[utSlymJym]

Bilic was a given a lesson. West Ham must be breathing a sigh of relief. Soundbites and jingoism does not make a world class international manager. After losing against Turkey and England in this fashion, surely he has been found out. Ukraine and Belarus will give Croatia a going over on that performance. And for all my fellow England fans, this is why we went for Fabio. No English manager would of had the insight or guts to generate that performance. Although I would be happy to be proven wrong

[englandftw111]

ill remember that when i play against robinson

[dorianlondon]

I guess talking shit sometimes comes back to bite you in the ass, eh? England 4 Croatia 1, dickhead.

[d0tn0va]

I think you shoulda got the Croatian players to watch this expert video before the match, they could have used the tips!

England 4 Croatia 1!!!!!!!!!

[mladen1411]

i fuck your mother yes england were better but at the wembley eduardo will be by us so you gonna get down!!!!!!!!

[dorianlondon]

More mindless drivel from someone who can barely string a sentence together. If you're going to make comments about someone's mother have the balls to send me the response personally you enormous pussy. FYI-You "gonna get down" means I'm gonna dance, you moron. In a sense you're correct, because I am going to dance after your team gets dismantled at Wembley.

[abc123010]

4-1? yes. croatia suck? yes.

[tifoz]

3-2 ????

2-0 ????

ENGLAND??? WHO????

David beckam ? how old is that guy ... 100 ? 200 years?? lollll... you got almost none young GOOD players....

look at KRANJCAR, LUKA MODRIC, EDUARDO,CORLUKA,KLASNIC,RAKITI­C.....

Croatia were at the EURO 2008!!!!!!!!

Where was England... oh jes... i forgot, you havent be able to qualifite... why... oh jes again,silly me... you lost in that game against croatia? jes jes.. it was 3-2 isn't it so?

be quiet english pussies ... see you at the world cup LOSERS

[KenBirk13]

4-1????

CROATIA??? WHO????

[888state]

2 words THEO and WALCOTT.....p.s only 1 team is getting out of this group AND ITS NOT U!!! so no, you'll see us at the world cup,we wont see you.....

[abc123010]

4-1? theo walcott? fuck off pls stop living in the past euros are over and done with

[888state]

ha ha....croatia were out-thought...you could of had 11 eduardos...but with that dick head bilic u have no chance...england qualify...croatia finish third or fourth in group,............

[siltopian7]

fuck croatia

croatian are racist bitches

england 4 croatia 1 hahahhahahahahahahahahaha

[leedsfanca]

How to score against Croatia ? Let me see, have a coach and pick 11 men. I hope you enjoyed your day in the sun, Croatia, because we're really planning to bury you at Wembley.

[lol4madwafflesh]

Final Score:

Croatia 1-4 England

[cubfa99]

Croatia.. oh dear.

Earlyer i was watching videos of your fans abusing english people and enjoying your victory over us.

You try having steve mcclaren as your manager.

So im only saying this because of the abuse you gave england when you beat us...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CROATIA 1-4 ENGLAND.

[TOKETOS]

Yeah whatever you started again with a good victory that is so true but anyway what is the big deal? Did you win the World Cup?

Or you are about to take it again like you have done so many times with a goal still probably not countable?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[jessisweetheart]

Malaka

[davebeast123]

hahaha i hope uve just seen us. ALL U ENGLAND HATERS HAHAHAHA. BRING IT ON, ID LIKE TO SEE ANY TEAM BEAT US NOW, LMAO goodbye all u idiots.

[haz313]

the Borat in the background jus makes it so perfect LOL

[Plaw01]

How to score against Croatia? 4 -1? We don't need Youtube to remind us how easy it was! ha ha

[jojons93]

haha robinson

[thesouthmouth]

how to score against england?? surely you cud do with abit of help??? hahahahaha FUCK YOU SLAVAN!!!!!!!!

[JonnyRaz99]

What happened ? 4-1 ? THAT WAS A BIT EASY

[r0ll3dd]

England 4 Croatia 1

[rockdropper12]

england 4 1 croatia

[strameM]

the borat ad in behind is the greatest. :-)

[LoneDerangerer]

useless spurs mother fucker

[lukerochdale]

wonder what the score is tonight??

*chuckle*

Getting ragged on your own turf. LOL

[mnanauk]

You give a ball to a foreign kid,the first thing he does, is skill, kick-ups etc..you give a ball to an english kid, the first thing he does,he smashes the ball into the net..that says alot about the fundamental problem in english football.

[mnanauk]

The keeper should have had a touch before kicking that ball, he had plenty of time and space.But obviously he hasn't got the composure and the confort to do so, that tells you alot about the english youth learn football...(get a rid of it).

[Turk23Soldier]

/watch?v=wTTumW3BMSc

[bartbeer90]

all because of Borat in the background :)

[dinchiil]

why are fight about the score of new match?we can't be sure that cro is gonna win.but,i think they will 'cause take a look at that goolman...who's he?when eduardo get back to croatian team they will,i can say,they will be better than england,score 2:0

[Claudio1057]

borat hahahaha

[SmAEsch0R]

aahhahahhahahahahahaahhahahaha­hahha haahahahahahahahahahaaha hahahaahahahahahahahahaa hahahaahhahah

[bianaconer]

borat u pozadini

[budalisamar]

Volim te Hrvatska !!!

[outshore]

who will be the token scot in the uk olympic football team 2012 ?

[coulthard3070]

Por algo Inglaterra no clasifico a la EURO.

[i0love0c0ronaldo]

That goal was HILARIOUS! The best one I've ever seen!

Croatia rocks ;)

[ganderson881]

england are crap, northern ireland and scotland are the best hope britain has. evry1 hates england outside of england because you are arrogant idiots when it comes to sport especially football. I cant express how much i hate england being talked about nonstop even tho they're shite! Its a crying shame all the work scotland and northern ireland put in hardly got noticed in the qualifiers cause english twats are too busy complaining about one slip or one bad performance & sacking mclaren

[Krucial8]

england are better than u

[ganderson881]

not the last time i checked! i believe you losers lost 1-0 cause ur over rated millionaires were rubbish (big shock!!!) if u were better than us you would have qualified cause ur group was easier by far than ours! english eejits dont know what theyre talking about lol

[ganderson881]

i bet you know nothing about football but still have a tantrum like the rest of the england fans when u play crap! u think youre the best cause england players are with big clubs but look at youre results just accept youre not up there with the best like you think you are, the english media sickens me.

[888state]

ha!!! england are undoubtedly the pride of britain...the rest of you are a laughing stock!!! scotland? dont make me laugh....u silly racist cunt,the reason the rest of britain hates us is because WE OWN YOU! now get out in that field & pick me some tattys...

[ganderson881]

you're an ignorant idiot, i bet u wanted half the team sacked when u scraped past andorra, now that you score a few goals you think youre the best in the world again! you dont own anybody, youre the worst team in britain, how are you the pride of britain when everyone else hates you? I think YOU'RE a laughing stock because of all of your attitudes. Youre going to be wanting capello sacked then the next time you draw?? All of you english supporters are losers,grow up and realise youre no good.

[dan221285]

har har, u jealous cock end.