My name is John Daker

[momboteri]

This is the funniest thing EVER!!!!!!!

[rjakobi]

And this is why you have rehearsals before recording.

Thank you.

[WolfySnackrib666]

He has the devil in him.

[WolfySnackrib666]

Is anyone else reminded by Kane in Poltergeist II???

[thecrazyneverdie1]

crazy eyes

[mollydoe]

Why is the first girl sing so mediocre. Why is the pianist's head shaved down the top. Why is this middle-aged man so HORRIBLE WHY IS ANYTHING ANYTHING

[petrya]

OK, OK. How has no one said anything about the pianists hair? It's like the cast of Jackass had(has?) a time machine and shaved a bit of her head right before this was filmed.

[TheTruthRocks]

"Where my bitches at?"

-John Daker

[maman666]

Why isn't this guy running for Republican nominee?

[jaysekhon8014]

@maman666 He passed away.

[CyScofield]

@maman666 He's looks like the illegitimate child of Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum.

[Zonkosable]

im tearing up from laughter!!

[chadassbadass]

swag

[LRMaylott]

wow....

[hiphophead007]

i need dat coke dat he's sniffing! lol

[underoathkclove]

HE"S DA BESS MAYNE HE DEEEEED IT

[bballbball3]

how isnt this the most watched video of all time?

[kairosdan]

hmmmmmm shiaahmmmmmm thats...your in love

[ChocolateNinjaStar]

The eyebrows at 1:15 slay me.

[antiworldprogod]

What do you get with soggy french fries, two snorkels, and bean dip? John Daker...

[frenchhorn333]

CLOSE ENOUGH.

[Chipster971]

WHEP

[nssd70m2]

1:34 "wUT?" LMFAO

[sarahr0x]

who is maurie?

[JulianLP742]

suck some men and angels say ...Haalelujah xD

[Strychninesonics]

Whep!

[specialktheman]

He thought, as he finished the first song, "Nailed it!"

[lolcatzes]

and amore to AAAAHHHKAYYYYYYYYY

[AgentFuhz]

Hey everyone. Here's a lyrics sheet for "That's Amore"; couldn't fit both songs into one post. Enjoy! When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie That’s amore What…shin…s’amore Bells will ring tinga lillllling tinga lillllling As a bell ding…moray …mmm..smm…tika t’tay t’eh hmmmm amore …patroshee mmmmm s’moray Hmmmm whosee shine hs hmmm…dits’your in love When you know that you’re fyoon Insa moray Smee but you see back in old napoli That’s amore

[AgentFuhz]

Hey everyone. Here's a lyrics sheet for "Christ the Lord", in case you're a huge John Daker fan like me and want to "sing" along. Enjoy!

My name is John Daker

…lord is risen today

Haaaaaleluujah

Sucks of men and angels say

Haaaaaleluujah

…two boys and triumph’s high

Haaaaaleluujah

Smm…poison trowel hoe

Haaaaaaaaallllllllll

[WolfySnackrib666]

Daker... John Daker.

[Leatherbubba]

And thus, Tim and Eric we're born.

[GregorioXII]

Years later, this man is still my hero. I one day hope to meet him.

[gregergreg]

Suggestive eyebrows @ 1:17.

[NorrinRadd90]

Ok, if you think this is funny, try using the audio transcriptor... Oh my god!!! Ahahahahahahah!!!!!

[jomdeluise]

that was me in a past life, and my names john

[rl1712]

Still think he sounds like Lorenzo Music with the way he says "My name is John Daker" keep expecting Garfield or Peter Venkman from Real Ghostbusters to appear.

[crapparc]

He looks like Ted from Scrubs. And he terrifies me. Set it on fire!

[bricklayerpayne]

Why is this not the most-watched video on Youtube? It's simply the weirdest, most bizarre look into the strangest little pocket of humanity that I've ever seen. People should be thinking about this all the time.

[Malikassecrets]

Thankful that it wasn't me who forgot the words this time.

[Gozenrei3]

1:34 Wut. :[

[facubrizuela]

@Gozenrei3 omfg WUT! HAHAHAHAHAHA I woke up my family laughing man.... thank you thank you thank you

[LiederGern]

@Gozenrei3 Whep.

[Alexisonf1re07]

For the sake of Dake, somebody has to send this to Tosh.0 or RWJ. He needs to be known around the world!

[curtsphobias]

at 1:03 you can hear him say "sex with men" lol

[beastmodecannone]

i've taken voice lessons from Mr. Daker for 7 years

[SinginBabe6492]

This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen.

[blahblahblahjake]

51 people didnt know the lyrics either.

[LoneStarPublicAccess]

This guy's a regular Tom Jones. I know hundreds of chicks who would totally throw their panties at the Dakernator

[modnarm]

this is so good every time i watch it.

[necrophadian]

this is straight outta his new remix album. HOLLA

[abspielberg]

Strong Finnish.

[Michael55443]

Satan makes a terrible singer.

[angelinajoanie]

what ever he's on get me some!

[BlueUnicorn904]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

[sonicmank]

DO YOU ALL SEE THIS!!!!!!!!! RELIGON HAS TAKEN OVER THE TV!!!!!!! i AM A CAPS LOCK USING ATHEIST AND I AM BUTT HURT!!!!!

[ConwaysCorpse]

Suck some men and angels say

[Marine052191]

WTF is this shit? omg my ears!

[MERG56]

tim and eric?

[SpiritSquadMember6]

Read the captions at 0:59....volvo???

[scotty1time]

This has been e uh nice duuhhw time for me.

[AgentKlondike]

filthier than my pants after I shit them

[Dunmare]

I do believe my stage fright is cured.

[MrRiggyRiggs]

hilarious!

[SwiftBishop]

this has been a nice bwaaaaaaawwwww...time for me...

[shwingyshwing]

@SwiftBishop pfff hahahaha thank you so much for giving that tidbit the recognition it deserves

[ccase2k]

@SwiftBishop and he's gonna do Amore too, okay.

[phubans]

Oh wow, I just clicked the "all comments" link and noticed there are currently 1337 comments. How fitting.

[Whitedoggy24]

@12345anonymousperson If you listen towards the end of Amore, then you can hear her. Obviously, you can't see her, but she sounds like she feels nervous for him and wants to help hahaha. This video makes my life!

[toobie11]

"Mmm..mmmama...YOURE IN LOVE....."

Lmao...

[Whitedoggy24]

I never noticed before, but there is a woman in the audience trying to help him with the lyrics.

[Hermione397]

love how shes totally oblivious and keeps playing really fast

[BoogyGod]

I worship this guy. I have an alter and a statue of him in my living room.

[Whitedoggy24]

@BoogyGod omg, me too! I made a t-shirt print of him, and today, am making a John Daker light plate! Next come lamp shades and welcome mats.

[DonforDead]

Suck Some Men And Angels Say:

AAAALLLLEEEEHHHHLLLLUUUUJJAAH

[poofsru]

this has been the a nice woaw time for meeeee

[elitedefense72]

47 people are related to John

[johmulus1]

i wonder if when he sang this song he knew it would be popular on Youtube

[Whitedoggy24]

@johmulus1 He didn't even know what the internet was.

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

"My name is john daker" : | - Hallmark expressionless face of a rape victim that has an insatiable urge to rape and kill people in a bathtub filled with Neapolitan ice cream.

[GFSiciliani]

47 people took lessons from that woman

[SmokingTheologian]

Great, just when I thought the Westboro Baptist Church was our only problem, along comes John Daker and friends.

[ponieeee]

this is my dad. everybody John Daker is my dad. he realy is

[PullMyPeeper]

he reminds me of the tall man from phantasm

[null140]

the only thing i do't understand is, why this isn't in the millions-of-views level

[Rayss95]

...and I hate every one of you

[kotraquin]

press 7... he's a phone

[showman43]

Hahaha I remember when this was featured on Ebaumsworld back in the day!! John Daker is my nigga!!

[mathgurupaul]

Wow, just noticed listening with headphones that there's a faint voice (possibly the pianist) trying to feed him the lines during Amore. You can barely hear it if you listen closely.

[brookewowo]

pianist=bff

[justinianianian]

does he secretly work for Tim & Eric?

[Mind1973]

"Lord has risen to DAAAAY

Haaaaaaaallelujah

Suxs..sum men n angels saaay Haaaaaaaallelujah

Och chevoice and triumphs high Haaaaaaallelujah

...Chevoice n tremble Ooh

OoOoOOOO Oh Oh Ullll."

[MisterSenseless]

@Mind1973 Actually, it's " 'ord is risen too-DAAYY, Aaahhhhhh-layyyyy-loooooo-yahh­h"

[SoTtOMaN829]

Hahahahahaha roflmao John Daker is the man lol! ☺☺☺

[Obstructions]

1st unimethchrch

[olivejuice42909]

ridiculous. 

[Sammyv17]

He he, he said My Name is John Daker.

[SargentsInGodsArmy]

PATHETIC

[lakehousetech]

Brilliant.

[Kristenbasore]

My God...John Daker is my favorite...wish he would do a duet with Ms. Rebecca Black

[nsaman77]

this has been a nice MRRROOOWWW time for me

[TheShoreBroadcasting]

watermelon...watermelon...wate­rmelon....Someone (maybe a couple of someone's) need to lay off the sauce!

[porkyfry]

Anyone else notice the bald strip on the woman's head? Her speech is almost as funny as Mr. Daker!

[ScareTax]

He looks constipated

[mathgurupaul]

I nearly shat when he pulled that "you're in love" out of nowhere.

[Faroedad]

He's the inferior competitor to the Eduard Khil

[DORFMONT]

Good voice surprisingly but NEEDS TRAINING. Funny!

[futuremelina]

....and for the students on this show tonight GERDUNKEN

Lol

[ptwnstargazer]

This has a better like percentage than "Friday"

[GermanXWig]

Church. Giving people with zero singing talent a place to sing for over 2000 years!

[Vereis]

Hire the insane and incoherent to run your school and church for 40 years!

[rcarrillo7]

Sounds like Elmer Fudd with Alzheimer's.

[angelfishynet]

John Daker could easily have done the voice of Garfield.

[RPFlahertyVideo]

I just wish the pianist would wear a bra. Those crazy women down at First United Methodist.

[skijunkie55]

Sang "Christ the Lord is Risen" in church today during Easter service... I lol'd.

Thank you YouTube.

[gracenkt]

@skijunkie55 i did too! lol

[SpidysGirlRikusWorld]

@skijunkie55 so did we XD my sis couldn't stop laughing lol.

[buckeyeschmave]

@skijunkie55 Same here. And this was the first thing I thought of.

[warturtle6]

This guy can't sing. But thats the kinda stuff good YouTube videos are made of!

[ellaw07]

poor guy, and the stupid accompanist just doesn't wait a second for him

[spannamcm]

That girl at the start has a serious rack on her, like wow, i'd plough her !

[samasjacaj]

@spannamcm Umm thanks... I get that... a lot. Just please know that that was a LONG time ago, check the date...

[Monvayne]

them lol

[TaishasWorld]

HES MY HERO <3



[mrdanielgorski]

funniest thing ive seen in A LONG TIME! classic

[mrdanielgorski]

funniest thing ive seen in A LONG TIME! classic

[FortisRevenge]

Microsoft Bob has become sentient!!!! Beware the robot uprising!!!

[johnnymagic10]

Reverend Jones calls in last minute... sore throat... can't perform... John Daker is born

[nsaman77]

0:18

[katiush65]

Pianist reminds me of Otis Campbell on the Andy Griffith show. Not bad playing... just the singer is trying his best to keep up with her-- not a mark of good accompanying. How wonderful that it all went wrong and provided so much happiness to so many.

[katiush65]

He does not have a bad voice and he gets all the notes right. The pianist is playing "Christ the Lord is risen today" as cheerful and fast as "Jingle Bells." Now that I find strange! And I love that little sheepish look and throat clearing he does at the end! BRAVO, encore!!

[Deesade86]

1:35 Whelp!

[cooley23]

JOHN HAD PROBABLY SANG THOSE SONGS 1000 TIMES AND THOUGHT "I CAN DO THIS ON TV EASILY!" BUT ONCE THOSE LIGHTS HIT YA AND THE CAMERA IS ROLLING...ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!! IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US. JOHN DAKER IS A CLASSIC!

[2ndOfficerCHL]

@cooley23 I heard this was a recital for music teachers to get up and perform on a local access station. Apparently John did sing a lot but got really choked up with nerves this time.

[Wyrdmaven]

You don't get to see many people having a stroke while they're singing. He's a very brave man...with tapioca between his ears.

[tranceotaku]

@chicapirata100 thank you so much for the heads up on the cc. Walruses?! Walruses!

[2hard2ride]

At least we know he's not lipsyncing.

[Sasafrass14]

hahahaha, I think this is the video that Emily Deschanel was talking about in an interview! hahahaha. she was right, it is freaking hilarious!:)

[alexex1776]

John Daker and singing is like water and oil.

[samasjacaj]

Wow, even Transcribe itself couldn't help but laugh

[andycmusic1]

at least he remembered the lyrics

[andycmusic1]

his facial expressions soothe my soul

[MissaLick]

Sorry, auditions to sing the Star-Spangled Banner at next year's Super Bowl have closed because we have a WINNER! Mister John Daker!!!

[japguy360]

I still prefer Trololololo...

[Robomaniquin]

Wow, his eyebrows are louder than his voice.

[WonderWoman2656]

.....O.o.........

....bwahahahahaha......



[TykTokProductions]

Tim and Eric finally makes sense to me.

[SDubDaBulldogg]

"Here but she's people are taken all of my mouth"

[nucleardeath07]

A God among men.

[LynchColl94]

You gotta give the man his credit....he was a soldier until the bitter end. He didn't abandon the fort....

[poetaviolinista]

All work and no play makes John a dull boy.

[TheInvincibleViolet]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO !! JOHN DAKER IS TERRIFIC. :)

[silly982]

walruses.

[puzzleboy2]

"so it home and and and and and charles"

[mdemoin1]

the accopiminst sucks

[mdemoin1]

"this is benny nice it rawr"

[furr0ci0us]

CC audio...........

freaking walruses.

[thelevidanielable]

Hit CC, transcribe audio, and then wait for 1:15. Even if it's a beta program, it somehow catches what Daker's expressing much better than even his own "words."

[blackout2430]

somebody get him a fucking web redemption!

[mellisdesigns]

John Daker is a BLOODY LEGEND!

[mbrackenhoff1]

My name is **** *********** and there is only one thing that raises something to my attention. WTF??????! that is all. i think we have a man who has been a great influence among the hippies alike. HEROINE is one hell of a drug. dont do it or you''ll turn out like Mr. My Name is John Daker.

[29Texan]

"My name is John Daker".... should be coined on a t-shrit.

[smjjohnson]

the pianist looks like my gf

[banjobilly5]

hahaha "this has been a nice.. bouhhhh" fightin off the dry heaves hahaha

[ChadTheWrestleManiac]

the pianoist looks like my doctor

[ChadTheWrestleManiac]

transcribed audio! sowjanya daker is here tonight

[EgorCreative]

1 - Set the subtitles to transcribed audio / 2 - Skip to 2:08 / 3 - THEM LOL

[abrant3]

John should get his money back from this woman.....

[abrant3]

@abrant3 Then again....This woman should get her time back from Mr. Daker.

[Asweezy411]

Where do they go to church? I dont think they said.

[RDreamseer]

@0:17... the lady at the piano has Tourettes?

[bindihaizi2]

jesus wept