Banking in at the Blood Bank

[junglesurvivalcamp]

ya it rough i know.

[tactileslut]

google "sf free eats" -- links omitted because youtube is rejecting them

[maryvannotes]

@tactileslut thanks! I'll check it out : )

[jonmarc1980]

Sell plasma, its quicker and pays more

[AhYeea]

Legendary..  hmm, donuts :D

[NilNeiro]

that was quite cool

[PenisburgerPrdctns]

Ehrm..I've just viewed like fifteen of yer vidjuhs.Don't remember how I found the first one,I'm pretty drunk.Anywho,keep up the good work,madame.

[TheCareerful1]

Geez peoples...don't take everything you see so seriously! It is called comedy! Mary is a sweetheart if you got to know her.

[MrJowee]

Free food at most Hare Krishna houses (temples? not sure). Something about having no hungry people in the area. All vegetarian, and very good. They welcome donations, which you should pay if you are able. Otherwise it's free! Look it up! They won't preach to you or nothin'.

[AlexWynand]

1:59 = yummy :)

Also..."Cock blocking the snacks!" That should be on a bumper sticker. Lol.

[Pipweed]

stupid ugly bitch i hate her i would not give a shit if she just died i hate annoying cunts like her

[ChiChiRodriguez1]

nice rack in this video.

[lefroy1]

do you not see the immorality of stealing food from the Blood Bank? the 'VOLUNTEER' was stopping you, because you were stealing from the charity she devotes her time to! Steal from a frickin WallMart if you're starving! Shame on you, you selfish, arrogant child!

[supervantuz]

that's what I tried to say too

I think Mary is a bit retarted, that's all

[supervantuz]

taking all the food you can at the Blood Bank?

doing a "Tip Jar" thing in the sidebar?

saying you are a generous person?

gosh, what a bitch

[xylyze]

lol

[runsgo]

i like you so much.....................

[PEHIO]

ma stai zitta e succhiamelo

[burton1221]

Is this girl retarded?

[Pipweed]

yeh shes a fuckin lowlife spastic

[creamofcardstv]

My dream is to make videos about the antiques I sell. You can unravel whole worlds from seemingly mundane objects. That way if no one finds me funny I can still sell the props

Also, one of my earliest experiences was me in an antique shop seeing a ghost (knight in shining armour :D) rise up from an old wooden chest

[creamofcardstv]

ahh, you're quite a sweet thing

[Chiefofdeath453]

find out*

[Chiefofdeath453]

you dont have enough money to live but u have enough money to get a webcam and the internets? See id unno if this is an act or not because i dont care enough to find one. All im gunna say is FAKE

[ratman148]

wtf wtf wtf

[joaoedinha]

quero chupar seus peitos e ............

[princesselissa123]

where are your parents dont they buy you food

[MindYouTheatre]

Emo girl gets owned!

Please view the link below, amazing short film. No budget, needs publicity.

watch?v=OVqs_BxW5Ow

[AnArcadeFire]

You could sell your computer.

[abligatoras]

and there are ppl in this world who re straving

[pay2rhyme]

i quite like that pale look babe. go bank some more. and if you still need a few extra bucks, i'm sure we can cum to some arrangement.

[moondrinker]

HAHAHA! :D golden!

[moondrinker]

mhmm.... tits!

You could sell yourself if you don't make enough money...

[Testando12]

GTFO F**CKING FREAK !!

Go and get a real life bitch !!

[TheTruthIsOverRated]

I'll Give You a Tip My Darling, !!, Go And Get A Face Job, Then Come Back When You are Better Looking, Yeah Darling !!.

The Truth Is Overated

[savage40s]

youre pretty but not pretty enough that i would want you to be my girlfriend

[Vleesball]

you remind me of a actrice.. she used to star in older films tho.. so cba telling ya ^^

you're funny thats for sure..

[Treefrogs2]

lol fig newton

[crazy1gun]

O_O' Fig-Newton thing was oddly sexi in a strange way...

[zmansporscheboxster]

I like Donuts, but I don't like needles.

[ZVsBabe]

The comb cracked me up.

[marmar0007]

lmao

[halohms]

I luv their cookies too! They make a lot of money off my blood that I don't feel too bad pigging out on the cookies! Up here in Canuck land, they get $700 per unit of blood! I am at 48 units of cookies!

[Sebaxthian]

I'll feed you

[NovelLaxo]

mayy !

[grai]

I have a strong feeling that for a number of reasons you are the type of person that will never allow themselves to be short of money

[objdobcvblcbdgj]

ill shove my dick in her throat and make her drink my urine

[TheGmanfreak]

TRY giving  Plazma part of your blood you get payed for it up to $80 a month .

[danthemaniac]

Wow. It's amazing how fucking retarded mainstream stuff is nowadays. I guess the majority of the world is fucking stupid.

[aliasaddiction]

i feel sorry for you.

[MarriedAndDating]

I like it...

[naamt]

is she trying to be funny or is she just really really really wierd?

[antoireland09]

ill send u a bag of my fecal matter and a large container of yellow liquid.

[khryz1315]

Dios ke cosa mas rara

han visto mis pobres ojos

T.T

[DonnieZ]

FEMALE DAXFLAME!!!

[neonskittles101]

this is sad, not funny at all.. just pethedic.

[mrfranciscodeasisify]

hydrogen is obtained by electrolysis, to apply a current regulated of electricity to a container with water and a catalyst,2 communicating vessels to which it is applied to each of the anode and the cathode to him, the process divides the water molecule in the elements that are needed for the combustion, of the hydrogen combustion and oxygen is aqueous vapour, that is not polluting. The hydrogen is an inexhaustible source of energy.but hydrogen has a liter of water, that a gallon of gasoline

[fronkenpoop]

You're annoying.

[supervantuz]

another crappy video featured on the main page....

I think the total rating of this says it all...POOR and ANNOYING

[colechema]

kakakas

[loicmc]

UGLY BITCH

[2009R74]

I don't speak and understand more english, but...

mmmmmmmmmmmm

[MENOK11]

menok likes, menok in Montreal

[ElliotSpencerBassett]

I voted poor because that's all this was. Poor vlog, poor show of character, poor humour. All in all sad attempt to be the next big thing on youtube.

[linkogle]

she´´s crazy

[DilwynBlunob]

please someone photoshop a dick in at 2:30... and send it to me...

[learyan]

lol hahahaha

[xxxDEATHCORExxx]

If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA-helicase so I could unzip your genes

[TheWolfgang731]

i love this girl,she makes me have fun

i like all her videoclips

[Snapscape]

You should donate your body to science so they can figure out what the fuck is wrong with you.

[alirezvi]

@Snapscape pmsl :))

[Lunchbox20k]

@Snapscape well played sir, well played.

[LapisGarter]

What the fuck is wrong with you? Leaving hate comments about a person you've never met.

[Snapscape]

Hinting to someone that they need help is not a hate comment.

[LapisGarter]

Yeah it is. She's a stand up comedian, moron. Do a little bit of research before you post some bullshit.

[Snapscape]

You mean a wannabe comedian. People that mocked services like blood banks deserved to be slammed.

[LapisGarter]

Nothing is off limits for comedians. You know nothing. Some of the best comedians make jokes about the most controversial topics.

[Snapscape]

Only respectful comedians have limits. She claims to be a good and giving person. Then again if I had a penny for every person that claimed to be something they're not, I wouldn't need to work anymore. When people lack the respect and consideration for those who work toward saving lives, then they deserve none in turn.

[AlexWynand]

I hate you and I've never met you, you're a douchebag bleeding heart.

[BroganTheLifecaster]

You're a sketchy bitch. You need fucking help. Wow.

[LapisGarter]

You're an idiot. You need fucking help. Wow.

[Banneord]

I really pity all your hungry Americans.

If you bothered yourselves with higher taxes that didn't go to pay off your ridiculously high national debt for a war the world hates you for, you might afford social benefits like... food for everyone.

Greetings from Norway, the best damn country in the world. YOU CAN KEEP McDONALD'S TO YOURSELVES.

Also, great vid. Really enjoyed it. Don't go anemic, it's not good for ya.

[VictimNye]

good answare man :D

[Kcisk]

Can I live with you in Norway? I want free food =(

[B3nH4n]

Norway?

[Kcisk]

Yeah, I'm assuming hes in Norway since he says "greetings from Norway"

[twistcut]

Oh yeah, that's just what I want, more taxes so the money I work my ass off for goes to take care of fucking losers like this. Good plan there, feed the parasites until they bleed you dry.

By the by, McDonalds wouldn't be there in Norway if Norwegians weren't going to them and STUFFING THERE FACES! Just saying.

Best damn country in the world my ass...

[ipodreviewz101]

@twistcut btw...this isnt real nobody in the world would be as stupid as this its comedy(bad comedy)but watever cmon man if you cant see that this isnt real ur the f@ckin loser and whats the thing with taxes???

[ipodreviewz101]

@twistcut and dont get me wrong i think its shit too

[xxxDEATHCORExxx]

your like a crazy smack head, become a hooker if you want money

[TWIB627]

And it's possible that her problem is that you're taking all the snacks that are meant to be for everyone?

[TWIB627]

Get a job...?

[LesRockt]

You could sell your computer and your webcam, also all those unnecessary things you have, and use that money for a plastic surgery, then you'd get a job much easier, and you'd alo get a nice boyfriend who'd take care of you and support you with even more cash. PROBLEMO SOLVED.

[elizaul1]

@LesRockt Jajajaja you had given her a total-solution.

[qovalentart]

Get a job then u idiot, i just unsuscribed u...

[Romanticzozo]

ur crazy..

[alexey561]

sweet

[6MarilyN66]

...ur like janice from that show friends.. but uglier

[Dieguitokms]

see the controversial video of the band Komossomos that includes lesbian scenes, see the video just click on my login name "Dieguitokms" and see one of 3 videos I posted ...... incredible ....!!!! !!

[samwas123]

your voice is MEGA annoying and ur mental! :D apart from that the video was actually pretty erm... actually the video was shit too. hf

[zeplinater]

can i fill your donut please

[tengocomezon]

let me see your niples

[naplm]

.....get a job

[mitch268921992]

fuck you

[crum666]

I thought this was gonna be shit but it was good. I hate when shop people are like "pppphhhh, huhhhhhh, arrrrh."

[aquntumsingularity]

:o .........

[vanilah88]

oh my!! real retard....

[cjbwitness]

So you are the kind of person who steals from non profit life savings organizations, or you are the kind of who lies about doing so in the name of some kind of imagined humorous value that would have. Need money? Get a job or a better job, or whatever it takes to be less of a foolish loser.

[wth357]

she looks like a vampire who donates blood instead of sucking blood

[jattmelburn]

Is She Retard !!!

[madafaker0ne]

idiota, vende tu culo q seguro te ganas mas plata

ignorante, no tenes dinero para vivir pero tenes camara y computadora para subir videos a youtube

fracasada

[plonker00765]

like to see you getting out of the shower.

[electricchandelier]

go and get a job and a haircut.

[tupacole]

get the fuck outta here you stupid american whore there are kids on youtube.

[angwin007]

Heres an idea. If you dont like ur kids seing stupid shit how about u step up to the plate as a parent and monitor what ur kids see.

[tupacole]

Yo,dude,i don't have kids,i'm just saying that this is so fuckin stupid that can damage a kid's mind.

[jacquette26]

i'd hit it..

[vONESHOTKILLERv]

lmao

[lukazFernandes]

americanos ricos e gays sem nada para fazer que merda!

[sashaness65]

Haha she is a freak in good way...

[AciidExE]

WTF aliens r among us!!!

[orkwarlord7]

do u have squirrel aids?

u looked like a hoe in ur last video

[Trayceg]

UMMMM...JUST SAY NO!

[gaiabravo]

if you want money please just gimme some of youre titties and wellworkout a good deal hehe

[Redvexer]

if this is for real... wow

[GZPRODUCTIONS9]

wow hahha this was random :D but still a good video

[tupacole]

are you fuckin kidding me dude?

[OnlineGamesVids]

Faggot

[896367453]

Retard.

[mecanicman66]

umm u have a very sexy body and breast wow u should use it to make big money

[uhmkthanx]

pfft, you're not crazy, you're pretty damn awesome.

[morgandrim]

And then she said, "Is this your fig newton !" Is that right ? I have not laughed so much in years. Heck, I`m laughing so much it hurts !

No, no, this just can`t be right. I must have miss heard !

[Shaitan051]

You honestly don't know what their problems were? Wow, now THAT is oblivious.

[morgandrim]

Hold on a moment. "Cock blocking the snacks ! " Is that what she said ? "Cock blocking the snacks ?" Or have I mis- heard her with that N. American accent ?

[morgandrim]

Ps - no offence. I found her rather charming, in a fashion !

[morgandrim]

Hell, at first I thought this lass was a bit of a nutter. But then I watched the whole video, laughed my bollocks of - realising she really is a nutter !

[videoclipsmiami]

Very Good!

[Bernard12345Super]

this video sucks everyone is a bitch

[bladesaint21]

Cute, funny, alittle sad.

[mecanicman66]

wow u have a hot body u can make money out of that

[voltron821]

i wanna tit fuck you so much.

[Kingdiamond27]

if you dont have any money to live how do you afford internet???

[xxStarrySky]

Well, alright then. xD Lol. Btw, where'd you get your comb??

[meco098]

is she a tranny?

[proudestmikey]

You really need to wax those arms

[pootubeftw]

well, atleast shes got something to wax, compared to you...

[LapisGarter]

It's not all about sex, shut the fuck up.

[digitaljackass]

E-Beggar!!!! it is very sad that you ask for handouts like that on youtube... get a job!

look in description if you do not know what i am taking about

[gooritza]

tits or gtfo.

[wikiallan]

yeah! nice! show me your tits now!

[xxxDEATHCORExxx]

RETARD + CAMERA = SHIT VIDEO

[1madaboutguitar]

lol

[cinexstudios]

she new that, hence the cleavage :p lol

[Pipweed]

shes an ugly fuckin bitch with an annoying voice i could punch her in the face fat cunt. sersiolsy shes annoying i hope she stops makin videos

[bladesaint21]

I hope you seek professional help before you hurt yourself and others, cause youre seriously fucked up.

[Pipweed]

what cos i dont like her videos? ur just a dickhead

[bladesaint21]

I dont care if you dont like her videos, your disturbing response hinting at violence against women over this video suggestss that youre a bigger asshole then you may realise though you make it loud and clear to everyone else what you are.

[Pipweed]

ahhh shut up all i was saying is shes ugly and stupid and annoyin and id like to smash her head in why u startin to be boring for

[bladesaint21]

Now youre sounding like some really young kid, what are you 12 yrs old? Teenagers dont even sound that goofy. *LOL* Oh nevermind then, I'm wasting my time arguing with a kid, No wonder you dont list your age. No one can take what you post seriously. Your spelling should have been a big hint.

[Pipweed]

ah sut up u twat who cares if i spelled it wrong its not like its an essay fuckin idiot ur just a prick

[dadeskr]

mmmkay. First I doubt they get ANY money at all for your blood. Its not like they sell it they just give it to hospitals/ surgeries that use it. I'd always thought the entire point of giving blood is to help other people (for most people it is) and the food is just something to get your blood sugar levels back up, if everyone took as much food as you did they would lose a lot of money and would have to either stop or be far more restrictive. I think enjoy your donut but damn you are GREEDY.

[0penCasket]

How about you donate ALL YOUR BLOOD

[estanuk]

this broad is a whore, her tits are ok though.

[LexaShatunov]

nice tits

[Bluewhiteeagle]

my god! what's that?

[LexaShatunov]

work of art

[nikkiboi1]

are you like a tranny or sumting..?? dis is a serious question

[TravisPepperwood]

@nikkiboi1 Did you have sex with a girl that looked like her? And you have trouble telling the difference between a lady and a man. Trust me, take what you can get while you are on the down low.

[rax2099]

eww

wtf

i misclicked....

[LiveLoveLie06]

ew, she is nastyy.

[pethcir]

What the fuck...?

[MrCasimopo89]

epic fail and fail for hairy arms

[aboali600]

god dammit i wish i never see this shit

[greywolfdog1]

shes well pretty, she reminds me of audrey tauto, birds love there scooby snacks, i wanna drink her blood

[DantesDevil]

but you have internet and your on youtube, go get a job ^o)?

[highchief42]

You look like you have hepatitis

[a5a22406]

I just gave my 53rd unit of blood here in Victoria, BC and the appropriate way to have a post-donation snack is to have one or two at the most of the two-pack cookies and drinks. By the way, all the sugars in the snacks that you show on the video and are going to cause real havoc with your blood sugar levels, which can and will lead to diabetes. Eat less and eat smarter!

[pakistan713]

KHOCHAL LARKI HAI