I will not eat the pissy biscuit

[j3parrots]

biscuits I mean

[j3parrots]

Sam! No pissy buscuits



[SPRUDtheIGUANA]

Legendary!!!!!

[dan56ist]

watch?v=S5FBts_i_dY



[MintzUk]

BUMDER

[TheMunchfan]

Hey, Julius! You inflatable cock! Leave my naughty bastard alone! And since you won't eat the pissy buscuits, EAT THE FUCKING CHEESE!

[TheYangoDango]

@TheMunchfan where's this from!? i heard him call him an inflatable cock before

[TheMunchfan]

@TheYangoDango I believe it's from season two... It was Jamie insulting Julius, and he calls him an inflatable cock and then says he has a body shaped like a giant sex toy! Hahhaha this show is brilliant.

[TheYangoDango]

@TheMunchfan Brilliant it is. I'ma go find that inflatable cock.

[SizeTenBiscuit]

I have to say that out of all the absolutely brilliant lines in this fantastic show. These 21 seconds are right up there. XD

[emilysmycat]

Eh, just skip the intro and press 7 .

[moralreef]

@emilysmycat are you that impatient you can't watch a 21 seconds of video to provide a hint of context?

[Maino88]

Oh brilliant. Malcolm's shout at Sam was just comedy gold.

[strayebyrd]

but what if those pissy biscuits cost £4?

[Bootstrap193]

@strayebyrd LOL

[barneylupoo]

My girlfriend asked me to do dirty talk one night, all I could say was 'You are a naughty bastard'.

[SlockNCFC191]

"Sam, no pissy biscuits!"

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

Julius was one of the best characters, Such a pompous idiot who always tried hard but was basically a joke . . . especially in the infamous cheese and biscuits scenes.

[sprucemoose18]

@jimbopumbapigsticks "EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!"

[TsunminG]

"Don't forget your lucky gonk. And your world's - shittest - dad mug."

[RobbieM89]

You are a naughty bastard!

[dan56ist]

@RobbieM89 watch?v=S5FBts_i_dY

[fatto77]

i want someone to call me a naughty bastard :-)

[psychomantis108]

@fatto77 well no one will you naughty bastard.. oh shit! XD

[ruideng111]

@fatto77 youre a naughty bastard

[2611theOL]

so funny