Banned DiGiornno Pizza Commercial

[EKinDAhouse]

punchy got shot in the face D:

[altgeldrarities]

Way too strong on the gay undertones. LOLz

[tiensymcnguyen69]

wicked awful short internet films

[cod37050]

lol



[perfectaussiepizza]

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[JesseJamesPierce]

IS IT DELIVERY NO ITS DIGORNO LETS MICROWAVE IT AND PUT IT IN A PORNO :)

[evilunixuser1]

Totally fake, but still funny.

[aadhilr]

@evilunixuser1 Like...Duh!

[jgfear]

Lol

[TimmyAndTammyScumbag]

Fake. derp derp derp.

[southparkfan350]

@istamemax253 yea it,s pretty nasty

[hendrexrules]

and every fuck was given that day

[istamemax253]

digornno is the nastyest shit ever. id rather eat the diharea i get afterwords.

[Lizardvenom1]

was it banned for ripping of chris farley

[Chubzdoomer]

@Lizardvenom1 Herp derp.

[Lizardvenom1]

@Chubzdoomer  faggot

[Chubzdoomer]

@Lizardvenom1 Derpity derp derp!

[briancanhasit]

@Chubzdoomer HURRRRR

[Twistedthief]

It's not delivery, it's a porno.

[MallratFilms]

@Twistedthief hurr durr rwj

[mryeahitsme96]

@Twistedthief He didnt say porno, pervert.

[dss103]

@Twistedthief Make this happen, NAO!!!

[christhedukeofdork]

grapefruit! yaaayyyyy!!

[GBPackerLuke6]

This commercial shouldn't be banned, I mean, because of guns or swearing? I remember when there was a DiGiorno commercial where there was like a SWEAT team that came in with MP5s or something and asked "Where is the delivery boy?" then "There was none, it's DiGiorno!"

[iNFernoSoulja]

@GBPackerLuke6 This is joke It's not even a commercial

[GBPackerLuke6]

@iNFernoSoulja Yes, I know that. I was also joking as well, in case you were unaware.

[iNFernoSoulja]

@GBPackerLuke6 oh i didn't know because some people actually thought this was real lol

[ManicRaider]

@GBPackerLuke6 On the internet it's sometimes hard to tell if someone is being serious or just joking and you certainly didn't give any indication that you were joking.

[darK3horizoNRising]

LOL, clearly that guy had a pet gold fish named DiGiorno.

[NavySealWannabe67]

@darK3horizoNRising XD

[wiccanXexodus]

whats with people posting stupid crap? few comments are worth reading (the top rated ones are the best hence the "top rated")

[isabellayessi]

hHhAHAHAA..all for pizza..u goin to jail dumbass.

[JxT1957]

banned commercial yeah right

[redneck500]

LOL wow!!!

[TheRavenHerst]

its sad we live in an age where pizza gets to ur house faster than police -sigh-

[6fanboy]

@TheRavenHerst well, the police dont guarantee they'll be there 30 minutes or less

[josh242k]

This pizza's good where did you get it?

Its not delivery its DiGiornno hahaha

No! noo.....Liar!!

BANGG

DiGiornno brand pizza's, Its a frozen pizza, dumbass.

[petergriffin001]

@josh242k Thanks for the script.

[jessemoforice]

who cares if its real its still funny shit.

[imbok]

Yawn.

[3fitzgrld]

hahahahahahaha



[yukikodethmetal666]

thats not a real commercial just some stupidity.

[werwatchnu]

@yukikodethmetal666 It is a real one, stupid.

[zombieslayer701]

LIEAR

[HenryIVofTrastamara]

Man, don't flatter yourself by calling that homemade piece of garbage banned.

[DTD110865]

Aw, man. I almost thought this was going to be real.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

DiGiorno. It's a frozen pizza, dumbass.

[jetconder]

that was sad that was not funny

[berowra]

@jetconder hehehe

[aasouls]

heehee

[madman101ish]

when i got here i was for sure i was going to get rick rolled

[InuyashaandKagome129]

@madman101ish Well, now ur gowing to be rick rolled! "Never gona blah blah blah. Never gona blah blah blaaaaaah. Never gona bla blab blabla desert u".

[TutPedia]

@madman101ish Well, To Be Honest, You Kinda Did :/

[ExquisiteCommunity]

Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!

[feetnycam2]

so funny! i wish the glock would have jammed and that way u can do a spoof on the terrible glock 9mm guns!

[TheAtomicist42]

@feetnycam2 Oh, snap!

[underlinedbluetext]

hollld on. that looks like some papa johns!

[puppylubber628]

My god! Why would they make THAT as a commercial?!?!?!?!

[StrngO3o]

He who made this gon get sued by SNL.:D

[mia4359]

i don't get it...

[matttechable]

fersheda ftw

and red baron

and digorno

food lion brand pizza sucks

[lazyninja929]

you should try walmart brand pizza its better than all the pizza places no joke i tried it iits the shit

[bighustle89]

@lazyninja929 thats actually true and they come with various toppings and they are bangin and this is comin from a little caesars employee lolz

[TheAtomicist42]

@bighustle89 As an ex-caesars employee, I feel it necessary to point out that their pizza is just fucking awful and a kick in the nuts is a good sight better than their products. However, the crazy bread is the shit. Feel free any and all to take offense.

[bighustle89]

@TheAtomicist42 how about instead of taking offense i go ahead and take ur moms buttholes virginity lmmfao ur just pissed cuz u got fired ........................ur a duesch

[TheAtomicist42]

@bighustle89 You'd be too late anyway. Her and your mom got together in the 80's and dildoed each other crazy style. And if by 'got fired' you mean told my manager she was a fucking bitch and should change her tampon, then walking out in the middle of a rush, (agreably not the nicest thing to do) then yes by that definition you could say I was fired, much like if you define inches as the size of a grain of rice you have a three inch dick.

I'm confused. Are you accusing me of being Geman? XD

[bighustle89]

@TheAtomicist42 lmmfao ur funny u left during the middle of a rush thats what some managers deserve but u have a crazy bread sized lil guey u kike lolz

[CrazyEvilRyu]

not fair - DUMB-ASS is Always funny!

[HEMAS13]

was that blood or tomato suace?

[greenneverfails]

its fake for fuck sakes. bad actors just gives it away

[bighustle89]

@greenneverfails ur a bumb

[greenneverfails]

@bighustle89 you're a fucking idiot. learn how to spell, troll

[bighustle89]

@greenneverfails really .............really ......." learn how to spell" was your comeback i thought thats what nerds say when there getting raped verbally on the internet o yea u couldnt come up with anything better than that dnt feel bad ur fathers A GAY

[bighustle89]

@bighustle89 no see a bumb doesnt have a job and a bumb doesnt go to college to get there business degree .................... a bumb writes ignorant shit on youtube when some one was simply talkin bout a pizza so indeed ur the bumb lmmfao

[TheAtomicist42]

@bighustle89 Lol... a BUSINESS degree? I understand so much better now. You're just a pig ignorant dipshit who craves mediocrity. You have no real skills so you're taking the best shot you've got in life to learn to run someone else's show and be a tool your entire life.

A little pointer: Even in business being able to express yourself counts. People don't respect you when you misspell words because it shows they've learned more than you even if you outrank them. Good luck in life, moron.

[Hawelo92]

wat

[GameCherryDotCom]

funny

[TheDwightChannel]

WTF happend?...

[WoahhDoubleRainbow]

LOL.

[hayes903]

Sod it go for Pizza Hut

[Chiraisu]

"Lawl I faked you!"  "Lawl you're dead now~"

[RabidKyuubi]

..the fuck just happened? D:

[ROOKI3LINKX]

@RabidKyuubi I DON'T KNOW :D

[BeNNyBoYe13]

lol i love 0:06

[savagekid94]

DiGiornno doesn't cook right...the crust is under cooked even thought the pizza almost burnt

[TheAtomicist42]

@savagekid94 Do you have an oven thermometer?

[savagekid94]

@TheAtomicist42

Yeah why?

[MrV902]

Two things:

1) DiGiornno is good if you cook it in a broiler or a pizza cooker.  It just sucks ass trying to follow the oven directions only to have a half undercooked, half burnt pizza :(

2) Freschetta. It's betta.

[shanvhere]

DiGiornno is the worse pizza on this planet

[MyAccount217]

@shanvhere i agree

[ShowMe160]

@shanvhere yeah its shit

[TheChosenOne1997]

.___.

[jkbnumber1]

DiGiornno is terrible. Fruschetta's the best

[Notorious030]

Fake but sorta funny:3

[arielkickass]

pizza hut dumbass bitches!!!

or domino's

[retarguus]

thats fuckin papa johns pizza

[wowchmax]

kind of a ripoff of that Chris Farley SNL Folgers coffee commercial

[FirstWard24]

Tombstone cheaper and better!

[BBradshawProductions]

@FirstWard24 I eat that $1 pizza Toni something at Walmart :P

[Ziprez43]

........

[Nihilive]

Dumb as fuck.

[ryelex14]

hahahaha funny....

[DaddyonTT]

Its a frozen pizza, DUMBASS.

[jammetti]

wtf? I'm confused.. 

[mrxai658]

@jammetti if its a good pizza then it should be hot and soft pizza. frozen pizza when cooked somehow gets saggy when cooked wrong.

[jammetti]

@mrxai658 yeah, but why he is so agry about the fact he is eating "di Gorno" pizza.. only because frozen ?

[mrxai658]

@jammetti he's eating a non frozen pizza literally and he found out that his friend has not enough evidence to prove that its Di Gorno Pizza. thats why he said liar

[Kilonoid]

i kept replaying the part where he shot him lol

[phantomraider36]

As un-funny as it gets.

[JBCrew43]

that wasnt there best... they should have freaked out more id love that

[MallratFilms]

this is copying chris farley

[fromstart2finish]

the lighting is too amateur for this to be a real commercial

not to mention the writing would have been smarter....

[Vgamer311]

this is a really bad fake, it's spelled wrong at the end

[mezzo101567]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­aha

[ninjatemp86]

LMFAO!!!

[FlamingBat]

Hahahahahahah!!

[MasterMindEnt830]

BOOM headshot

[Wizieify]

lol that didnt look like a digiornnopizza it looked way to good

[MrAsdf181]

"LIAR!"

[FudgeButters]

Wait... Do you cook it with the cardboard bottom?

[EliteG101]

Nooo.. Liar Headshot lmfaooo

[metalgun462]

bob looks thinner in this video

[AmericanRover]

Rip-off of Chris Farley SNL skit from the 90's.

[TheFriendlyFriends]

@AmericanRover Colombian Coffee Crystals.. YOU SONN OF A BITCH!!!!

[zomboy67]

@AmericanRover rip off of a Conan O'Brian sketch

[Frungi]

Sure, a banned commercial that misspells the name...

[daxter1232]

LMAO

[Lomomn1324]

Fake and Gay

[nunezhit]

wow, no one can take a fuckin joke.

[lrd9999]

The real DiGiornno adds aren't much more convincing. They show a closeup of that frozen disk shaped thing with a little sauce and mystery chunks sprayed on it. For the price of those other worldly near-pizzas you could just buy a real pizza and freeze it.

[Scthatch1]

Just for those who don't know, Bob Jenz makes all sorts of crazy ass vids, some stupid, some funny, but mostly weird. This was just another of his creepy creations >_> so don't go "omg horrible commercial" <_<

[123dan120]

wow this video was a waste of 21 seconds

[ncPsychosis]

wtf...disturbing.

[silentshriek]

This was a really dumb video. I am sorry I watched it.

[TMCube]

Awful to the point of being offensive.

[NICKREAPER316]

did anyone ask why you carry a loaded 9 mm. with you? xD

[ytrenel54]

yay more comment fights i need even moar popcorn.

PS. comment fights are faggety

[iamjordandavoll]

@ytrenel54 what you tryin to say HUH?? FUCK YOU!! Let's fight it out right here right now, my comment vs. yours BITCH. LETS GO.

:)

[LegoLego4]

LIAR!!!

BOOM!!!!!!!

[speak119]

that will appen if everyone got gun in our houses.

[sslitherr]

@speak119 no it wont you dumbfuck...

[speak119]

@sslitherr so shut the fuck up facking dumfuck ass. and don't ever waste my time again.

ever

fuck you and your mother.

[MrYoutobe1]

kitchen knives can do the same thing, lame!

[linkinparkman1234]

where do you get the guns you use?

[RashHunt]

Reminds me of Chris Farley's decaffinated coffee crystal.

[lavakava]

its not delivery, its frozen cardboard crap soaked in chemicals

[InuyashaandKagome129]

Thats wat she said! ED

[RandallTanSeaJan]

boom!!!! headshot!!!

[Kurenai89Nor]

LOOOL awesome

[nelson4568]

lol snl spoof

[DrPoon]

Tombstone is better anyways.

[Cuhfuhfuhd]

Its a frozen pizza dumbass!

[xXMattSheaXx]

ur lame man

[Robert3137700434]

Jenos crisp and tasty pizzas are wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better and their only a buck .

[lavakava]

@robert, are u kidding me? jeno's and totino's are loaded with transfats (4.5 grams per small pizza)...not to mention it tastes like muck....eat it and happy heart attack!!

[xXMattSheaXx]

fukn nerdass pussy

[xXMattSheaXx]

ur a faggot ass pussy bitch

[Robert3137700434]

LOL

[berserkley]

Hilarious! That's all I'm sayin. Oh, and Tombstone is better.

[xMoJox]

"It's not Delivery, its DiGiornno" You got that right! lol.

[billhaley1868]

lmao

[NightHunterClaws]

Looks like a homemade commercial....never the less a good commercial.

[mojothemigo]

Mr. Wickedawsome, is that a Springfield XD or a replica ?

[cghygyy]

Springfield is a rifle!!!

[mojothemigo]

Springfield is a company, Springfield Armory USA to be precise :)

They make rifles, 1911 handguns-I own one, and the XD. The XD is their own unique handgun that is similar to a Glock.

[btgebo]

bobby gained some weight eh

[ThePeeingGamer]

NO , NO!

[MrBeatlesDrummer]

lmao

[mcguire1978]

DiGiornno's pizza does suck! Id rather eat a Tombstone pizza.

[Trance1972]

True. I had one once and thought it wasn't any better than the 'value brand' pizzas.

[GRoller95]

@mcguire1978 Go.... go and die.

[mcguire1978]

@GRoller95 I will when I'm 80 years old eating good quality pizzas.

[MrRandomvlogs]

@mcguire1978 I'd rather eat ANY other frozen pizza brand