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  • step 1: fuck with younger siblings

    step 2: lololololol *troll face*

  • Is this for real?

  • This video is most popular wit

    Female 13-17

    Male 13-17

    Male 45-54!

    WTF seriously 45 - 54

  • "You will need: Toys ..." NO SHIT!

  • subbed just so i could unsubscribe

  • I would probably believe this and try...when I was younger

  • Unsubscribed

  • Okay I'm unsubscribing now

  • How to know if you are insane:

    Step 1: Watch this video and believe it.

  • I swear! IDK WHY THA FU! THIS IS IN MY RECOMENDED!

  • i shouldnt watch Childs Play with Chucky in it i guess

  • i shouldnt watch Childs Play with Chucky in it i guess

  • i thought this said how to find out if your kids are high? o.0

  • Step 1: Stop druging

  • i think my toys were listening to the video

    lol

    lqtm

  • omg i went to bed last night and i took a picture of my legos and the next morning it was on me

  • "Ever wondered if your toys enjoy a secret life when you're not around? " nooooo

  • i had a godzilla toy i went to bed and he was facing left i woke up and he was facing right

  • holy fuck whats next how to wipe your ass

  • Step one :put a hammer in front of your toys and say " alright, we're gonna play a little game. "

  • You've got to be kidding me!!!! THIS CANNOT ACTUALLY BE WHAT HOWCAST HAS COME TO!!!!

  • Someone's been watching too much Toy Story

  • chukie

  • No thanks i just made my webcam into a security camera (I ACTUALLY DID LOL)

  • What the fuck am I watching?

  • Did you know I shit myself last night because I am too lazy to shit in a toilet?

  • damn, my toys are alive!

  • cool but that is kinda creepy if they are alive.....

  • Oh howcast... sometimes i think that your just screwing with me when you make crazy-ass videos like this... ._.

  • i have a hannah montana doll from a long time ago that has a button that you push to make it sing, and like a month ago i put it on the top of the pile in my toy chest and it kept singing, but i wasn't even touching the toy chest and it creeped me out after a while, so i just threw it in my closet. it then stopped.

  • no, thats how you know if theres ghost in your house or not

  • my intelegence sorta went away one day which my friends came over to have a demo derby with me and i slept while still stupid then the next morning i woke up and went out found that my ford scorpio demo derby cars moved from there spots to in the arena. i thought they were alive but then my inteligence came back and remembered the demo derby

  • Step 1) Watch toy story

    Did you know?

    Trees are brown

  • lord help me

  • This is actually SO STUPID

  • Step one: grow up

  • oh meg you and your drugs

  • OMG MY CHUCK NORRIS DOLL IS ALIVE!

  • Step 1:watch toy story

    Step 2:believe

  • how to know if your toys are alive:their not don't listen to her kids

  • To infinity and beyond!

  • Next on howcast: how to watch a youtube video

  • Is this a joke?

  • Is this serious O.o 

  • my iq just droped.

  • how 2 know if ur toys r alive

    1:u were wacthin 2 much toy story

    2:stop wathing toy story or u c ur toys moving

    3:the end

  • Omg i am not a little kid anymore i am like 11 now!!!

  • . . . WOW. Like for real? Is this an actually video on youtube? For real?

  • REALLY????

  • WHO THE HELL HAS THIS PROBLEM!?!?

  • Step 1: Get friends.

  • what silly videos howcast makes..

  • How to find if your toys are alive? Smoke weed.

  • Fk i knew my teddy bear was boning eachother

  • thumbs up if u think this guy was high when he made this vid

  • how in the hell did I get from "Starbursts mean streets" to this????

  • holy sh@t

  • thumbs up if you think the guy at 0:48 looks like the home alone kid

  • Yup its official how cast is just trolling us now....

  • HOW TO STOP BELIEVING YOUR TOYS ARE ALIVE

    Step 1: Stop watching toy story

  • @LOLgirl101ization and stop playing army men too

  • omg this worked!

    lmfao just kidding

  • These videos are so helpful! Thanks Howcast!

  • Step1:ask your toys! :)

  • now this is stupid

  • im gonna try that tonight

  • omg it worked!!!

  • this is actually workk !!!! thank you

  • You've got to be FUCKING KIDDING ME.

  • kids did all this stuff and the results were... horible, 2045 kids were murdered by there toys

  • 0:46 home alone XD

  • STEP ONE WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING THIS!?

  • y am i watching this

  • my toys are alive o.o

  • POLTERGEISTS!!!

  • step 9 go have a cigarette

  • Woody:OH SH!T THEY KNOW

  • 0:43.

    its that macaulay culkin? xD

  • This is like a total copy from toys story t==t

  • what the fuck did i just watch, honestly?

  • me looks at sklanders skylanders move out men!!!!! me oh god

  • why is Velma from Scooby Doo a toy?

  • 1 burn them!

    2 if they move say:

    "I knew it!

    3 kry for burning your toys...

    4 buy some more!

  • This is so stupid.

  • How to know if you are mentally sick?

    Step 1: Watch this video.

    Step 2: Do everything they told you to do in this video.

    Step 3: Belive that your toys are alive.

    Step 4: You wake up from asylum.

  • @Ozku9 Did you know? Bacon comes from pigs, and pigs come from aliens!

  • sounds like toy story 4 andys little sister finds out about buzz and his friends :0

  • uh....all i have to say is, LOL. wow.

  • Did you know: That howcast sucks hairy ballsacks?

  • My lil' sister swears her My Little Pony's alive!

  • survailence never works! the toys always know! always!

  • omg get comedy people

  • Did you know: that toys arent alive?

  • this is so stupid

  • what the heck am i watching?

  • :O toy story is real!!!!????

  • next video : how to breath

  • I thought the stupidest video by Howcast was the Ghosts one, I was wrong.

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  • OMG where was this video when I needed it back in 1998?

  • so uh, turns out da teenage mutant ninja turtles have a pulse.

    fuck

  • don't watch when stoned 

  • They're not.

  • WTF O.o

  • Thumbs if you're gonna try it.

  • this isnt toy story, howcast

  • like if you are over 13 and watching this

  • @AngharadWarren I like this comment. Does that work?

  • @AngharadWarren ME LOVE TOYS ME BEALIVE TOYS ALIVE (IQ -1111) no but seriously guys do you seriously bealive in this shit?

  • I hope this is a joke.

  • So stupid.

  • put ur hand on the engine to see if its hot.... are you kidding me

  • @BlackandYellow87 u so cute sia ur answer

  • @BlackandYellow87 u little cuty so cute and funny

  • Y U NO MAKE GOOD VIDEOS :yuno:

  • This is so stupid...

  • are you fucking kidding me?

  • YOU ARE A TOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEE

    YOUR NOT THE REAL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR YOUR AN ACTION FIGURE YOU ARE A CHILDS PLAYTHING

  • ok this isn't toy story

  • no ideas lol

  • A Massachusetts toy drive?

    YAY MY STATE IS SO AWESOME.

  • what the fucking fuckity fuck? :S

  • TOYS PLAY WITH TOYS?! Toyception!

  • How cast is just going plain stupid first how to survive 2012 then how to fight off a vampire and then how to become a frikin super villain and now this!!

  • why am i watching this

  • Step one: Turn five.

    Did you know that you eat food?

  • Step one: force the toys to talk. Did you know: Barney is a dinosaur?

  • Last step: Relise you are stupid to try this plan -__-

    me: I guess im stupid :D

  • Step one: watch toy story  Did you know circles are round?

  • bullshit

  • Howcast is REALLY running out of ideas aren't they?

  • @annaleeaawebshow Well can you get better ideas? Why are you watching this if this idea sucks? 

  • @annaleeaawebshow yeah than there gonna think tht 2012 i- oh wait they made a vid called how to survive 2012

  • @annaleeaawebshow nope, theyre just trolls

  • @annaleeaawebshow I got it. How to masterbait in a plublic library when you are suppose to be doing your midterm exams about law.

  • howcast is just acting dumb

    

  • step 1: kill the toys

    step 2: check for blood

    EASY

  • hey how cast prepare for copyrights from toystory

  • come on, how can the listening device and the camera NOT know my plans?! Even if they can't read my mind (which they probably can) they at lease know what they are there for! They won't let me know the truth! ;D

  • If my toys really are alive...

    Would they be mad at me since I forced them to have sex?

  • 1:16 WHO CARES?

  • someone has been watching to much Toy Story...

  • WOW this is actually the most realistic Howcast video i have ever seen, which is saying something.

    

  • Step 1 rip their heads off and then check their pulses  did you know: old mcdonald had a farm?

  • uuuu how to is the dumb is channel ever

  • what the crap is this?

    U dissapoint me Howcast.

  • 0:57 the soldier is looking for his gun to kill the person

  • 0:55 lol the soldier was looking for his lost toy. X3 I am so inappropriate sorry :(

  • 0:45 home alone face

  • I hoped this was an ad for Toy Story 3. Nope... Chuck Testa.

  • "Play things under your bed" My sister have plenty of those, hehe.

  • /º(e.e)º\

    

  • lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololollolololollol

  • fail...

  • Ok this is just desperate...

  • The comments are better than the video

  • step 1:click on this video

    step 2: watch it

    step 3: notice that howcast is running out of ideas

    did you ´know that they watched to much toy story??

  • Of course my dolls are alive! They're just lazy, don't work, don't help clean, and don't go get me food when I ask them. Bastards. XD

  • Step 1: Get high.

  • 1:05 What the fu*k? lol

  • You will need:

    Common Sense

    Step 1: Don't watch Toy Story on a daily basis.

    Did you Know?: Toys are plastic and don't have pulses?

  • step 1: BURN THEM WITH FIRE!

  • You will need:

    Listening device

    Camera

    Observation Powers

    Toys

    Lots of acid.

  • @Gronarix wait...the drug acid or burning acid? :S

  • oh.god, i was watching bmx edits, got to this, wtf?

  • autism

  • Step one: tell your toy you will burn it. If it cries its alive.

    Did you know: About 25 people will die when you read this comment.

  • step 1: if your toys are moving that means you are on drugs

    did you know the sky is blue?

  • step 1: they're not

    step 2: seriously...they're not

    step 3: if you're still reading this, just go kill yourself

  • Howcast is troollin us

  • really...they`re really doing this?

  • Im a toy and I am lost.

  • step 1 : stop watching toy story