Dramatic reading of "My Immortal" (ch .14)

[blahblahcargreyblah]

Can I be your friend?

[Westmensch3]

You have to read chapter 17. I just love this one. I'll give you a hint at the plot. It involved long black breads oO

[MountainEyesEntProd]

I don't know which is funnier---your reading of this, or your expressions.

[zxxSUNSHiNExxz]

This is my favorite chapter! mostly cos of voldemorts high heels xD

[FlinckShinesOn]

0:54 Who else thought about Hitler for a sec? xD

[protoAuthor]

Why did you start with chapter 14?

It's just... Ah, whatever.

I don't get it.

Oh. Right, because it's the most hilarious. Excretion and all.

Anyways, decent enough reading.

[xCyanideSodax]

This is fucking great.

[xXxXVariaxXxXx]

You're hot...

[marsisamazingilys]

I was going to quit watching because I was like "this kid is taking too long. He rambles too much. >:c" but then when you read the warning I fucking LOST my shit XDI think I love you. U ROX GPFFIK!1

[SKAtarina420]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUU

I CAN'T BREATHE, THIS IS TOO MUCH

[Frankthetankvenable]

Your hair makes a good eyepatch apparently.

[pyrotechnicotaku]

Good Charlotte should turn this entire fanfic in to a song or an album

that

that would be amazing

[KuramasFallenRose]

your face at the end...priceless. haahahahahaha

[CallofaNightbird1995]

Lmao I love your laugh and I wouldnt have even made it that far in the chapter i would have died after reading "then he ran around and died"

[withoutadout]

He pronounced Enoby wrong

[mordet2]

yeah, but will it blend?

[Angrykitty19]

This was so funny, there's no way the author was serious with this , has to be trollin !

[TheBleedingLullaby]

Your laughter is freaking contagious XD

[Nilla6]

Yes, but can you read it in a Jamaican accent?

[pineapplez342]

I thought that Drako had slitted his writs and died becuz of sweicide a couple of chapters ago.

[Kratatosk]

My favorite My Immortal line by far is from chapter 11 "Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly." teehee, you Lumpkins, let's go masticate in the Forbidden Forest. I sure hope Dumblydore doesn't call us stupid mofos because he has a headache!!!!!111 c is dat stupid?!!111 fangz 4 lizentin goffiks

[XoxBloodRainxoX]

I literally can't stop staring at your eyes.

[600milesaway]

I've haven't wanted someone to narrate my life so badly since the last time I saw Morgan Freeman.

[Victory502]

@600milesaway Same here.yogthulhu you are my hero.

[brianalyn13]

He luk goffik, omg goffik dudez r hottttt

[CGCGCG91]

More :|

[plolde]

HAHAHA! I read this when this was new, read it when it was popular, read it when it was deleted from FF.net, and I still read it to this day, and yet--I still lmao. xD

[Ayoshen]

I am laughing so hard I'm crying right now. I can't stop. OH MY GAWD ITZ TEERS OF BLUD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (PS: You, sir, have balls of steel.)

[BradyKnight]

Then he fell down - AND DIED

I was laughing so hard at this. I salute your valiant effort at reading this fanfic, good sir, and thank you for making my day.

[Sufficio]

Are you goffik?

[karentwinkie]

wow, i know exactly how you feel!

i recently found this and read 4 chps and was craking up!

it is hard not to laugh at this. :D

[yogthulhu]

@remembersadako Hey if you have a book, check out my fiverr!

[RawrnessRox]

BLOOD POURED OUT LIKEA FOUNTAIN

[sillygrl23]

This guy has balls, I don't thank anyone can read this without losing thier sanity.

[sookala]

Of course I'll have sex with you.

And Snaketail.

With tears of blood.

[MultiTheMadHatter]

BLOOD POURED OUT LIKE A FOUNTAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THEN HE FELLED DOWN AN DIED

[TheSickHumanBeing]

When you pointed to the side referring to the description box I thought "dammit, there's no more sidebar". :(

[TheSickHumanBeing]

Then he fell down and DIED. XD

My friend and I had to pause the video we were laughing so hard.

[misaxMCR]

The more you laughed, the more I laughed XDDD ahaha

niceedf job keppin yor hair in ur fayce cuz yor goffik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111­11111111111112

[tdwp374]

Subscribed. :D

[MythologyNut01]

I'm not sure whether I want to laugh or cry ... This has got to be one of the BEST dramatic readings of "My Immortal" on Youtube.

(I think I nearly lost faith in Spellchecker while reading this).

[emmysayspeaceandlove]

AAAAAAAHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH­HH that was the best reading ever!!!!! PML!!!

[moonshinevessel]

LMFAO SEXPACK

[wallymart100]

and then... WE HAD SEXXXX

[fallenxXxangel23]

my friend and I sat down and read the entire thing. hardest thing i've ever done.

my belief in humanity died that day. died i tell you! (geddit? koz m goffik)

[OrganicPomegranate]

@fallenxXxangel23 I tried. I tried so hard. I eventually just wanted to slit my own goddamn wrists by the time I got to CHAPTER 31. I made it that far.

[DANNYBARE2]

@OrganicPomegranate I read the whole thing but I lost my soul in the process and I can't ever look at harry potter in the same way again.

[easybreezyfuckineasy]

you talk too much about irrelevant stuff at the begining got on my fucking nerves

[MrAnonymous21564]

You look exactly like the drummer of Defiance Ohio. Just saying. Which is a good thing.

[LetsTrollCaye]

Hairgrid. 

[mickmos]

Dont take out the swear words you fucking pussy. their just fucking words moron

[XxDaRkRaZiElxX]

you SNORTING LITTLE BITACH D:! I fucking hate you :D

[Xaluar]

we could hear his high heels clacking to us....

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!

[yogthulhu]

@PenguinKissesx I'm not doing them anymore so don't worry about me being competition.

[alibean101]

OMG So hilarious!!

[SilveredBlue]

I'm crying from laughing so hard.

Best dramatic reading evah. XD

[PinkxFluff]

I love how you just completely lose it at the end.

[JessiistheGame]

Dude you made me crack up so hard XDD and your hair PWNS mine XD I LOVE it

GAAH <3 Dramatic indeed, sir :3

[KCfakesmiles]

oh dear god xD

a dramatic reading of My Immortal.... something that was typed and butchered the English language with each touch of the keyboard xD

I don't think it can even be called Harry Potter fan fiction xD

the setting is just similar and the chatacters have........ sort of similar names! xD

any way, I think I love you for this. (and not just because satan made you to pretty)

[TheSickHumanBeing]

Then he fell down and DIED. XD

[fixajob1]

hahahahaha his hair looks so dumb. it looks so dorky I can't help but stare at it

[GhostlyGrin]

lol for a second he said Snake Towel

[Kelikitten]

"Then...

HE STARTED COMING."

That's. What. She. Said. 'u';

[AillilDaineCobre]

xD

I can't believe you actually managed this !

[DeidaraNSasorizKitty]

Omg, thas lik teh b3st thing EVARR. Itz totalli sad hao Enoby iz sO beutiful. I want Darko n hurr 2 b 2getharr 4EVARR. Byt all teh stoopi prepz keep geting in teh wai. :(

Seriously Dude. You rock. :)

[x1akurei]

So... My Immortal was hilarious anyway, but you just made it twice as good. :')

Also your hair is adorable.

[UndyingLoveToMyself]

Lol, you're awesome. And nice hair.

[Stinaisachibi]

like woah i thought that black thing over your left eye was a huge eyepatch! :o

[Wolfgirl1311]

Can I marry you?

In all seriousness FUCKING GOOD JOB MAN. I can't stop laughing x3

[Razanoth]

You are adorable and I love you oodles!

[Azadeth666]

I concur that it was probably written by a troll...but I have to say that if that's the case, then the author was either blasted out of his head from huffing glue or he's a fucking genius. Seriously, it takes some real smarts to pretend to be that stupid.

[Abbytater]

@Azadeth666 I'm going with "fucking genius". :)

[BubblegumJoss]

"Whats wrong hunny?" asked draco taking of his clothes.

this might be, the BEST thing in the world

[SkittleKrew122]

Kudoz 2 you for even attempting to read this

[hinatagirl10]

When i first read this i laughed so hard my cat actualy hide under my bed o.0

[dylannDiSASTER]

can you please be my best friend?

[MeiChan01]

dude, thee lulz THE LULZ. You should do chapter 4 when Ebony Enoby Evony does it with draco XD. Pure lulz

[MeiChan01]

Dude I tried to read this shit outloud. TORTURE. PURE and inevitable torture.

[giveme0neg00dreas0n]

dude. I actually love you. Crying with laughter here XD

[jenndog1227]

you are my hero.... next to Tara of course xD lol

[jenndog1227]

you are my hero.... next to Tara of course xD lol

[grenadier42]

VIEWER EXCRETION ADVISED.

[mandi449]

i love you

[PrincessZeldaRose]

Hey... I like you. You got farther than I did reading that thing. This video is awesome. Marry me? K fangs. (sorry, I couldn't help)

[EGLchan]

This vid had me in tears. Seriously!

[agentartbarn001]

@EGLchan Me too! XDDDD I am quite literally crying with mirth.

[EGLchan]

@agentartbarn001 "We just escaped from Volxemort, now let's screw."

[agentartbarn001]

@EGLchan "He then suddenly he looked at me."

[Deiisaso]

LMAO, LOVE IT.

Joint laughter at the end.

Lulz.

[rosydonut]

You have the flippy fringe nailed. I can NEVER get my fringe to do that.

Do you use supergoth hairspray like that guy from that band uses?

Sometimes my life is so dark..

[lmfpmj]

You, sir, get a gold star!

[Greatkingrat88]

This wouldn't be so bad, if you didn't talk so fast and censored the swear words.

[anonymouszombie]

My favorite reading! C:

[LucysGottaGrin]

HAHA

"So we could screw!"

[jsh020]

its amazing bennent the sage actualy read this entire fnfic without even a smurk.

[ilovelemonysnicket]

I love you, Max.

[emopopprincessesyaoi]

"All the fucking preps are sluts."

And yet her character is about to randomly screw her sexpacked bf. In a torture chamber. With a dead body in the room.

Epic, epic to the falling on the floor.

[emopopprincessesyaoi]

Lulz, I think your computers trying to banhammer My Imortal. Oh, and many lulz and years later, we still have no idea if Tara was actually a troll or just really, really stupid. Either way she's something to laugh uproariously at.

[xesszackly]

I was going to do a My Immortal video, but wanted to see if anyone has done - and WOW. You are absolutely awesome!!

Not to mention you look exactly like the guy I liked in school :0

[silverraven89]

"...then he fell down and DIED."

I've never laughed harder in my life XD

[silverraven89]

omg the first time I read this I smiled a little but this? I was on the ground laughing by the end of the vid XD great job man, you should do more :D

[0TripleHelix0]

why do you keep incessantly flattening your hair over one eye? you keep picking at it and fixing it.

[TheMintyMuffin]

He is playing wiv his hair because he is GOFFIK, ok?!? Goffs hav der hair in der eyes all tha time coz dey are depressed and dey cant c the wurld lyk everybody elz can! He is very deep lyk u cant evan understand!!! Fucking prep...

[0TripleHelix0]

@TheMintyMuffin

hahahaha! you win, good sir!

[ShakeItLikeAPoleroid]

@TheMintyMuffin

I fucking love you.

[forgotmyun]

This is amazing! hahaha

btw. You kinda look like Tom Sturridge...just sayin'

[AnistonAnarchist]

Ef u red Mi Imortail, ure brian sels wil rott awy nd u wil b ass iliterete ass meeee!!!!!11111

[getonwithitnowplz]

My friends and I have a book club dedicated to making fun of this fanfiction.

It's pretty epic. Lovely reading.

[pinkchimpanzee]

Pahahaha oh my god 'and then he fell down. AND DIED' XDDD

[WeAreNargles]

That was so beautiful. :'D

Nao I wil go cri sum bludy teerz.

[yogthulhu]

Best comment so far.

[loserbiotch2]

dubbed the worst fanfiction ever...singe handedly brought the internet to it's knees with it's suckish writing....

[cherryshygirl26]

did anyone tell you chure hair style is almost like vino/claire from the anime baccano? =)

[yogthulhu]

No but I am a huge fan of Baccano, so thank you! Now, if you'll excuse me I have some rails to trace.

[cherryshygirl26]

lol that's so cute, didn't know chu liked anime, a lot of people don't in muh school. =)

[WhiteLycanXII]

Yeah. I hate being perfect at everything as well. It really sucks to be successful you know.

[AnarchicQ]

It's good to see an emo kid laugh.

[M0onStruck]

Hahahaha I thought you might be the first person to die of laughter!

That was epic. Nicely done.

[VariRinoa]

...you really have a funny way of reading, BUT...if you put your hair out of your face you'd be even better at it, I guess...^^ You have two eyes, so use them ;D

[CoolIizard]

LMAO

This is ten times funnier with you reading it xD

[Doperwtje81]

Why?

cause he's Satan of course!!

[horngatekeeper]

"why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?"

I. can't. breath. XD

[DoctorCake]

I finished up to chapter 21. I can only read it in short bursts, it hurts. xD

I love how you read it. "Then he fell down & DIED."

I'm definitly reading the rest with the dramatic readings. xD

[DoctorCake]

@DoctorCake Oh, my bad. The rest isn't up. Don't blame you guys. xD

[uBeR1337gUy]

LOL EPIC

[liviaasl]

I can pretty much feel myself getting dumber

[PhantomOfTheLibrary1]

This is hilarious! I thought it was funny when I read it, but you just enhance it! Yay you!!

[KisameLuver]

lolomg this is hilarious, but i think I only have like three braincells left.

[jaggedcloud]

Omg that was beautiful XD Whenever I read My Immortal I almost feel like its one big joke, it's so bad, Oh and also, one of my guy friends has that exact same shirt from the Holy Grail!

[xXRosesOfDarknessXx0]

i think i fall in love xDDD IMAOOOOO

hahahahaha when i read that shit i only say

WHAT THE HECK o_o

[Fantasylion]

"'What's wrong honey?', he asked, taking his clothes off so we could SCREW."

I love how you emphasized that. Love it. Love love love it.

[uBeR1337gUy]

ME TOO.

[Arribasalsayessir]

good reading... possible julliard audition material? i think so

[lifefaerie]

"NOOOOOOOOOOO" freaking hilarious. Stuff like that makes me wonder if it's all a troll - no human with the brain cells to TYPE can actually play this straight! Right? RIGHT?!

Also ZOMG I LUUUVE U MAX. You're awesome.

[m0rnings]

this killed me. A+ @ "draco cried teeeeears of blood." lolforever.

[NoxVulpes]

You can like the clothing and not fall into the stereotype, jackass.

[Lo0serx3]

This is amazing. Do the other chapters. :]

[HotspotSlingShot]

PLEASE do more. XXDDDD

[MMsLily]

WIN!!!

[gubgub434]

"So beautiful,it's a curse"Enoby now has to dump a bucket of cold water over her head.

[ilovelemonysnicket]

Max...I think I love you. XD

[EvilCreeps]

You get 20 awesome points

Each one is worth 1 Euro

[oOShaeOo]

Oh freaking wow. You win at this!! Story is a fail mind you.....I made it to chapter 22. And died.

[KaleighxBear]

XDDDDD This made me crack up. So so hard. Omg.

[nyccora]

Oh my god XD this was even funnier listening to you read read it! hahaha! I'm surprised that you managed to keep such a straight face for so long!

[SetsunaNoroi]

I literally fell out of my chair laughing so hard. You poor soul, trying to read this out loud. ^_^

[SabakuKiwi]

...Wow, that must have taken a lot of translating effort :o

That was hilarious, thankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!

[GorgeouslyFallen]

Oh gosh. That was fantastic. xD

[madcracked]

OMFG U R SO FUNNY NO BORING KK GOOD

[deidaratheartist]

"You sir are a trooper. I am so sorry for not being able to thank you properly for providing me with this free entertainment at such a high price!" >XDDD "That must have been painful!"

[brightforcutie13]

hahaha i can see 'young hilter'. either way, definitely cute. and this story is epicccc

[xXAloeVeraxX]

So cute! :)

[Ashwilliamskithe3rd]

Does this guy have second-rate emo poser hair as an ironic joke because of second-rate emo poser nature of 'My Immortal'? Or has he just not realised that he looks like a tit? Well, he actually looks like a young Hilter that couldn't find his comb in the morning. Shit, now that I look closer he does look a lot like the child actors that played cloned Hitlers in 'The boys from Brazil'.

[yogthulhu]

@Ashwilliamskithe3rd I know this comment is 7 months old, but somehow I've never read it before. It is made of win. And yes, it was a joke, which snowballed and went a bit too far in later videos and live shows. Even so, I think I still look, as you so wonderfully put it, "like a tit".

[hinasakukimi]

@yogthulhu

Lol, don't worry, you can totally rock the looking like a tit emo look. XD

LMAO I couldn't stop laughing while you read this!

Is My Immortal serious, or fake?

I have no freakin idea... but it is a story made of win LOL.

[yogthulhu]

@hinasakukimi Thanks. No one knows for sure, but after seeing many, many, internet hoaxes (and falling for a few as well, I'll admit) I firmly believe My Immortal was written, as they say here on the internet, "for the lulz"

[metabog]

@yogthulhu Yeah, if you study it closely you notice there are parts that are written with perfect grammar, then suddenly she switches back to illiterate terror. The old english bits (thou, thy, etc) are written correctly, I can't imagine someone with grammar that bad could get those write every single time. It kinds of seems like someone with good grammar pretending to be illiterate, lol.

[Sereiven13]

@hinasakukimi

Unfortunately for the brain cells of normal, functioning people, it is for serious.

It is the worst thing ever made, but the writer, Tara, who is "goffik" (actual quote, no joke) wrote it in all seriousness.

Hermione, Harry, Hagrid, and Ron are all "goffik" as well.

READ IT.

[hinasakukimi]

@Sereiven13

I tried, but I couldn't understand a word of it. All I know is that Dumblydore suddenly started swearing and Draco is a goffik vampire.

[JayseVENGEANCE]

@hinasakukimi It's serious. I have the girl's facebook, LOL.

[yogthulhu]

@JayseVENGEANCE NO. WAY. Seriously?

[JayseVENGEANCE]

@yogthulhu Seriously! I could get the link if ya wanna see ;D

[yogthulhu]

@JayseVENGEANCE I'm actually not sure I want it. It might ruin the magic if she isn't everything I've dreamed.. Or rather, had nightmares about.

[JayseVENGEANCE]

@yogthulhu ahh, true. it did kind of ruin the magic for me, too. (':

[hinasakukimi]

@JayseVENGEANCE

You're kidding! Wow... I just don't know what to say to that. I just feel sorry for her.

[JayseVENGEANCE]

@hinasakukimi i know. it's terrible. :\

[thegreattotemaster]

@JayseVENGEANCE

REALLY!? What's she like in person?

[JayseVENGEANCE]

@thegreattotemaster haha, never met her in person unfortunately. i just added her to take the piss (':

[4thtroika]

A noble effort.

[WhiteWolf895]

As much as I love this, I had this strange urge to brush the hair out of your eye throughout the entire video.

D:

[nupinoop296]

Awesome reading!

[nupinoop296]

Nice shirt. >:3

XD Oh gosh. What a load of hilarious crap.

[wickedRENTheadx]

"Then he fell down and died."

Bahahah, that got me. This was one of the best readings of My Immortal I've heard!

[TheEphedrineScenex]

I called troll on My Immortal when Sirius's name was spelt Sodomize.

=D